My buddy always flirts with me

◎My husband’s abs◎

I am in a very good mood recently, because in half a year it will be the 8000th anniversary of my bond with my Taoist companion.

On that day, the famous Zongmen family in the entire comprehension world will send us congratulatory gifts, whether it is his rival or mine, they can only obediently see how affectionate we are—just thinking about it makes us feel sick I couldn't be happier.

Even the recent quadrupling of my workload due to the gatekeepers' strike didn't take much away from my good mood.

I carefully marked the last case approval order, and then handed this jade slip and the other 99 pieces back to the subordinate deacon elders through the imaginary formation.The floor and desks of the study room were vacant for a long time. I stared down at the empty dragon-pattern floor tiles for a while, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that the backlog of official jade slips has been cleared up for the time being.

If it wasn't for the fact that Emperor Tianjian was idle all day long, even though he was the head of the sect but didn't do any serious work, why would I be so busy.

Just thinking about that guy makes me angry.

I quickly cut off my thoughts and turned to the things that made me happy.

I don't know what Qinan is doing now.

...Counting it all together, I haven't seen him for almost three days as I was busy approving official documents and jade slips.

How about going to see him now?

I sat in my seat and thought for a while, but an incident three days ago gradually emerged in my mind.I had been concentrating on my work for a long time that day, and I was a little tired when I looked up and saw him coming at some time.

He was leaning on the low couch by the window, looking down at the book in his hand, his eyelashes curled up and slender.

It's gorgeous.

Even after three days, when I recall it, I still clearly remember the surge of joy and bewilderment at that time.

——If there is anyone in this world who is perfect, it must be my Taoist friend Jinan!

I couldn't hold back anymore, I took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone from the magic storage vessel, put it on the desk and began to describe the scene that made my heart flutter.

……

After an unknown amount of time, I finally finished the last stroke, and looked down at the still-dry painting on the table.

Hey.

Sure enough, he is still not as good-looking as Qinan himself. There is nothing in this world that can bear his unparalleled elegance.

I stared at this painting in silence for a long time, feeling a little regretful in my heart, and suddenly a familiar voice with a smile sounded in my ear: "Jian Hong Jianjun?"

I suddenly came back to my senses, and when I turned my head, I saw the person in the painting actually descending beside me.I instinctively softened my voice and responded, "Qinan."

Qinan asked with a smile: "The jade slips are finished? You...why are you secretly drawing me again, next time you will call me directly."

...that doesn't work.

If you were by my side, I wouldn't have the heart to paint.

I didn't have the nerve to say the truth, so I could only reply vaguely: "Yeah."

Hearing the sound, Jinan squinted his eyes, stretched out his arms and put them around my shoulders: "Okay, you are actually perfunctory to me."

Me: "..." Wrong!

Qinan said with a half-smile, "I don't think you have been wronged at all."

I opened my mouth to try to explain.

Qinan: "Because I told you this sentence 13 years ago, you see, you still didn't call me this time."

"..." I was speechless, hearing Qinan's obviously laughing voice, I knew in my heart that he was deliberately teasing me.I was silent for a moment, then changed the subject abruptly: "What book were you reading at that time?"

Qinan murmured, and said casually: "You mean that time in the painting? I'm looking at the album collection of top beauties of various races in the source world."

……what?

Beauty Illustrated Book? !

Am I ugly?You actually look at this kind of thing in front of your Taoist partner! ! !

I stared at Qinan, hoping that he would quickly realize how much he had gone too far.However, he even went so far as to dig out his collection of beauties, and spread it generously in front of me: "Look, there are monks from the Ningxiang Pavilion in the top ten miles of all races. The famous top sect has many beauties."

I:"……"

Qinan said with emotion: "Tsk tsk tsk, it just so happens that the Millennium Celebration will be held soon, and the people from Ningxiang Pavilion will also come. We will be able to see them then."

No, you won't see it!I will not send invitations to Ningxiang Pavilion for this celebration!

I was thinking angrily, but I heard Qinan suddenly burst out laughing.He put his arms around my shoulders, and smiled as if he could hardly breathe: "I just finished laughing, Mr. Jianjun, what kind of aggrieved eyes are you... Hey, it's so cute, my God, it's so cute Hahahahahaha..."

Me: "...don't laugh."

Seeing this little villain smiling so happily, I suddenly lost my mind, and casually put the open book of pictures of beauties under the inkstone.I whispered: "This is not pretty."

Qinan joked: "Whether it's good or not is another matter. I just want to confirm whether my Jianjun Yuhong is still ranked first in the beauty list this year. As a result, hey, good guy, there is no surprise at all, it is still you." "

I didn't really want to talk about this topic, but fortunately, Qinan just mentioned it casually, and quickly changed the subject: "By the way, when I came here, I met Emperor Tian Jianjun, and he asked me to ask when you plan to succeed the sect master. "

again.

Knowing that I would be ignored if I came to talk about it in person, so I asked Qinan to ask this time, right?But what's the use of this, my Taoist companion will not stand by your side.

I frowned and refused: "No."

Sure enough, Qinan didn't say much: "I knew you had this reaction. However, in fact, you, the deputy head of the sect, seem to be no different from the head of the sect, right? You decide the big and small things in the Huangtian Sword Sect. Disciple elders don’t look for Huangtian Jianjun when they encounter problems, they only look for you...Speaking of it, why don’t you want to be the sect master?”

why?

Because I am unwilling to use the same dao name as Huangtian Sword Lord.

Huangtian Jianmen has a tradition since ancient times, requiring the successor sect master to change his dao name to "Huangtian" after he succeeds, no matter what dao name he used before taking the throne.

Just like the current sect master, he is actually the sixth Emperor Tianjian.

And if I succeed, then I will be the seventh "Emperor Heaven Sword Lord".

However... As long as I think that one day Qinan will call me "Emperor Sword Lord" affectionately, I will be so terrified that my scales will explode.The current Huangtian Sword Lord is acting as a demon every day with this ancestral name. I can't count how many excuses he has made for not working, and how many times he has run away from home.Since I was ten years old, he has been tricking me into approving official documents for him—now it’s even worse!

When I think that I will use the Dao name used by this kind of person in the future, I feel like a pain in my throat.

In addition... Although I really don't want to admit it, the current Sword Lord Huangtian is indeed my father.

All kinds of subtle conflicts are superimposed, and I don't want to be the "Emperor Sword Lord".

I refrained from directly slandering Emperor Jianjun Huangtian, and only tactfully said: "If he resigns, I'm afraid he will disappear."

Qinan said bluntly: "But it doesn't matter if he's in the sect now or not? Anyway, he doesn't approve official documents and doesn't do business. At the end of last year, he even asked me about grape growing skills."

I was speechless for a while.

Emperor Tianjian should really reflect on himself.

Don't you feel ashamed that the majestic master of Tianjianmen and one of the strongest sword cultivators in the world is considered to be indistinguishable whether he is present or not?If he hadn't been able to pretend in front of outsiders, the reputation accumulated by his ancestors would have been wiped out by him.

I said helplessly, "Stop talking about him."

Qinan responded indifferently, let go of the hands on my shoulders, turned around and sat on the table, folded his arms and smiled at me, "Okay. One more thing, the kind I told you before The new elixir is about to be promoted and sold in the whole source world, but Tianbaomen suggested that I find a celebrity to try it, so that it will be convenient for publicity."

"However, this medicine has no effect on monks above the golden core stage..." He paused a bit when he said this, then looked at me and smiled: "So I think your brother is just right for the situation, why don't I let him come try?"

The elixir that Qinan mentioned was mentioned by him the year before last. It seems that it was specially researched for mortals and low-level monks, and its basic function is to help them fall in love with learning.

Without much hesitation, I replied, "Okay."

Left and Right Qinan wouldn't harm him either, it just so happened that the boy was very much like his unreliable father, who was lazy, playing and not doing his job all day long, so he just took this opportunity to make him change.

Seeing that I agreed so quickly, Qinan couldn't help laughing: "You really aren't worried at all."

I said, "I believe in you."

There is nothing to worry about, my Taoist companion, Jinan, is the strongest legendary Danxiu in the world!Before a disciple lost his head, Qinan was able to save him. Wan Tuo had to take a low-level pill, so there was no possibility of problems.

I got up and spread my hands to Qinan, and asked in a gentle voice, "Are you looking for him?"

Qinan put his hand on mine, and let me hold him while teasing: "You are so anxious, Lord Jianjun. If Wan Chengfei knew that he was betrayed by his dear elder brother like this, he might have to cry .”

I said in a deep voice, "Crying and crying, how decent it is."

Qinan pinched my fingers calmly: "So that's why you didn't coax me when I cried like that last month? You are worthy of being a hard-hearted swordsman, you are so powerful, I admire you."

Last month it was—

How can this be the same!

I lowered my eyes, looked away, and began to recite the Liuyun Sword Art silently.

Qinan slowly inserted his five fingers between my fingers, stood on tiptoes and approached my ear, and said in a breathy voice: "Jianjun——your ears are so red, are they about to burn?"

I:"……"

Qinan touched my waist with the other hand: "The internal fire is strong, and the mind is out of control. Hey, what's the matter with you, Sword Master, tsk tsk tsk, I'll prescribe you a pair of Jiang □□?"

I closed my eyes and felt the veins on my forehead twitching.

Qinan deliberately came to tease me: "It's terrible, oh, it's so hard, Jianjun, you should relax a bit, the muscles are too tense, look at this abdominal muscle is no different from the pebbles at the bottom of the river, I can even touch it Your pulse is gone!"

Who feels the pulse from the abdominal muscles?

And how can a high-level monk judge his physical condition by feeling his pulse!

Jinan, you...

I finally couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed his troubled hand and pressed it against the wall, shutting his mouth that was used to talking nonsense.

……

After a long while, Qinan panted and licked her slightly broken lips.

He obviously still had this posture suppressed by me, but his expression was extraordinarily calm, and after he was out of breath, he said slowly: "By the way, Lord Sword."

I looked back at him in silence, and saw my own reflection in his brown eyes, and the silver vertical pupils inherited from my mother had emerged at some point.

Qinan tilted his head and smiled at me, and said generously: "I forgot to tell you, I have already filled up the private treasury of your inner hall for you, if you don't have enough money, remember to ask me for it."

I:"……"

Qinan stretched out his leg and rubbed against my calf: "Did you hear that?"

My mood is weird and complicated, and I really don't know what to say.

So he could only shut his mouth again.