I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

When I was in a daze, it was Lu Bai who saved me from dire straits.

"Master, it's not polite for senior brother to share the bed with you, especially for senior brother who already has a 'wife', so he probably doesn't want to." Lu Bai looked a little upset, but he still kept a polite smile.

Being in a trance is my illusion. I feel that when Lu Bai said the word "wife", he seemed to be gnashing his teeth in it.

"Wife?" There was a little confusion in the beauty master's eyes, and he was stunned for a moment, as if he was thinking about something: "Are you talking about the woman who just had a big arm and a thick waist?"

Then the other party looked at me with particularly strange eyes: "So you like such a woman?"

Ok……

No, I don't like such women.

I just like Yung Ji.

Thinking about it, I don't know why I suddenly twitched.

Immediately afterwards, the beautiful master frowned, as if an elder dissatisfied with his daughter-in-law: "No, she is taller than you, and she walks with style, and she doesn't have the slightest posture of a daughter. Those people said Sending you a beauty is just such a beauty?"

"That face is just like a fox's. It's a monster. It doesn't look like a person in the right way. I don't know where they found it. Maybe they just found a fox casually and used it to kill them. It was sent here after I became a human.”

Not so, master, really not.

Rong Zhi is a man, and his bones are taller than mine, which is normal; besides, if there is no wind when he walks, but Ruo Liu Yingfeng leans against me like before, and he will die after walking half a step, I should suspect that he is It's not kidney deficiency anymore.

Moreover, Rong Zhi doesn't look very vicious, she is a bit of a monster, just the kind of flirtatious and flirtatious, which is really good-looking.

Unconsciously, I accidentally said the last sentence.

Seeing the beautiful master looking at me, I subconsciously pursed my mouth, not daring to speak anymore.

I'm just telling the truth, Rong Zhi isn't too bad.

"You actually like this type?"

I feel that I have to distinguish the other person's emotions all by the other person's eyes.

The beautiful master seemed indifferent but said sadly: "I thought you had been with Wei Shi for many years, and although you couldn't find someone as beautiful as Wei Shi, at least there must be a seven or eight percent resemblance!"

If it is really [-]-[-]% similar, then it is really amazing; if those cultivators know about it, they will have to scold the dead ghost, saying that he is so wicked that he even dares to think about his own master.

Especially those fanatical suitors of the beauty master, don't they have to chase ghosts to see their sorrows, and kill them once they see them?

It really can't be cleaned up even if you jump into the Yellow River.

"Master." Lu Bai spoke for me: "Senior brother is not that superficial...ghost."

Lu Bai seemed to want to say that someone was coming, but after thinking about it, he felt that in the current situation, it seemed inappropriate to say that, so he abruptly changed his mouth.

No, I'm such a superficial ghost.

From the very beginning, I liked Rong Zhi's face very much.

"Are you still innocent?"

The other party's sudden words scared me so much that I almost choked myself to death.

I figured it out, this beautiful master is nothing but "amazing" once he sings.

What is my innocence?

If you want to ask about innocence, you should also ask Rongzhi. After all, the other party is still a daughter's family. No matter how you look at it, it is the other party who is at a disadvantage.

I faltered and said: "It's okay."

She's been hugged and kissed, but she's just a step away, as if there's no innocence for a long time.

At this time, the beautiful master is like the kind of parent who catches a puppy love. He doesn't give me any time to breathe, pressing on every step of the way:

"Fortunately, what's the best way? When you die, you are still a child, so you can't die after death?"

I feel like if I had a sip of water in my mouth, I would definitely spit it out.

What do you mean I was a child when I died? Aren't you ashamed to talk about this kind of topic so calmly?What's more, is it really good to talk about the death of your beloved disciple so calmly?

Even if possible I'm still here now.

Some people are dead, but still alive.

Just like me.

Become a ghost and live.

I looked at the other person's face numbly, although that face was still radiant and extremely eye-catching, but at this moment in my heart, I felt a little uncomfortable.

Especially when the original owner has the possibility of adultery with the beautiful master.

The other party kept on talking about Rong Zhi's issue, saying that there was no adultery with the original owner, and even ghosts would not believe it.

Master Beauty must be jealous.

Before I knew it, another beautiful love story appeared in my mind——

The little apprentice he accepted back then grew up day by day. Out of love and concerns about gossip, as a teacher, he carefully took care of his delicate flowers; but when he came out of the closed door again, everything was changed. , my favorite has become the lord of the ghost town that everyone shouts and beats, and as the lord of the orthodox sect, I have my own responsibilities. The two people who once loved each other were forced to become opposites.

Unable to accept it for a while, he chose to retreat again, but when he came out, he found that his "beloved disciple" had a new lover, and the husband and wife respected each other as guests, raised their eyebrows together, and the other party even chose to reconcile with Lingxiu for his wife.

Frenzied with jealousy, he decided to meet the other's "bride", and his inner dissatisfaction made him extremely critical of her; while the tender flower he cherished at the beginning spoke for others...

Ah, what kind of sadomasochism is this...

"Apprentice." The beautiful master suddenly accentuated his tone, and when I regained my senses, I saw the other party looking at me seriously: "Did you hear what I just said clearly?"

No.

But I still humbly said: "Your apprentice is taught."

Ah, it's so pitiful that even a person like Master Meiren, who is exiled from the immortals, will be disturbed by the emotions and desires of the world.

If the original Ghost Sorrow is still there, I don't know what kind of difficulties the two will face in the future.

It's a pity, it's really a world apart now.

I thought with regret.

After I meet Rong Zhi later, I want to talk to him about it, what bad intentions does Master Beauty have?It's just that you can't love it, it's really a poor person, let Rong Zhi relax a bit, and don't take the other party's words to heart.

Ugh……

Seeing that I agreed so readily, the other party looked at me suspiciously: "Did you really hear clearly?"

Before I could answer, Master Beauty nodded and said, "It would be best if you listened clearly. I won't harm you as a teacher. You are still young, so don't indulge yourself in women's affairs prematurely and delay yourself." .”

I was young...

The original owner has lived for thousands of years?

I have been here for several years...

Well, it seems that compared with Master Meiren, I am indeed quite young.

The author says:

Yong Ji: Are you polite? !

Beauty Master: (facial paralysis) Be polite.

Rong Zhi:? ? ?

Those who stand in a cult, be careful that Xiao Rong remembers you with a small notebook.