I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#Madam is playing hooligan again today. #

"Since you are going to be punished, how about Ah Jian to watch him personally, okay?"

It sounds like a question, but it doesn't look like you want to ask me what I mean.

"not good."

Then these ghosts looked at me with pleading eyes.

... Who did you learn from every day?

Then looking at Rong Zhi's eyes, I guessed that he probably followed Xue.

I put on a tiger face, trying to make myself look fierce, but they didn't have the slightest intention of "giving in".

Excessive!

"City Lord, what you thought of yourself, what everyone worked so hard for, do you really not want to experience it at all?"

In no mood.

From the beginning, both Rong Zhi and these ghosts wanted me to go, could it be that they secretly left me there to kill the ghosts?

No, why does Rong Zhi want me to go?

Could it be that something happened?

Ouch, it's not a wedding anniversary, I'm an old man, so it's not a big surprise.

The original bad mood began to improve, and I even looked forward to it a little.

I don't know what Rong Zhi will give me.

Do you want to give me money?

Although I like money very much, giving money directly is too vulgar, not like Rong Zhi's style.

What can there be?

Alas, everyone wants me to go so much, if I refuse them with a heart of stone, how can I be called a good city lord?

With a look of embarrassment and a slightly disgusted tone, I reluctantly agreed, "Since you all want me to go, I will reluctantly go see it."

"The tongue is not the heart."

Rong Zhi whispered beside me, but I pretended I didn't hear anything.

Some ghost got my order to untie the skinny boy.

The vigilance in the eyes of the freed boy has not dissipated, he stood up and subconsciously blocked the little fat man.

"They won't eat you." I still remember that fat white man said bad things about the ghost city just now, before letting people go later, to scare the other party: "We just want to invite you to try it out."

Alas, trying to play a ghost, surrounded by a bunch of ghosts, scared to death.

Fortunately, no haunted house was built.

In the past, the ghosts in the haunted house were all fake, and you could deceive yourself and others; but now if there is a real haunted house, there are probably real ghosts in it, and you can't even deceive yourself.

"It's really just a so-called trial play?" The young man said hoarsely, "Why must mortals come?"

"Didn't the spiritual practitioner tell you all about it just now?"

The ghosts in the ghost city frightened the two children like this. I felt a little bit sorry, and tried to soften my voice: "They won't do anything to you. After you finish talking about your feelings, there will be ghosts to send you back."

There are ghosts to pick up and ghosts to send, which seems to be great.

No, isn't it all my ghost?

"Can he not go?" The boy looked at me stubbornly: "Can the young master not go? He is more timid."

Ah, why didn't such a person treat me like this back then.

But now I am free.

akimbo.

"No." I refused with a smile.

Since I can't refuse, neither can you.

Humph.

"Then I implore you to let me stay by my young master's side all the time."

"what ever."

"Oh, it's nice to be young."

Seeing the energy of the young man, I quietly sighed.

Rong Zhi's ears were very sharp, and he immediately leaned over and asked, "How about we have a baby?"

What happened?

What can happen?What a fart? !

I looked at the other party with terrified eyes, and subconsciously asked: "Who gave birth?"

After I finished asking, I regretted it. What kind of questions did I ask? Could this be the reason why ghosts asked?

Who can give birth?No one can give birth!

Seeing that Rong Zhi was about to answer, before I noticed our person or ghost, I covered his mouth in time, stared at him fiercely, and whispered:

"No one is born."

When I was about to withdraw my hand, the wet and warm feeling in the palm of my hand made me feel as if I had been electrocuted, and I swung my hand back; if Rong Zhi hadn't held it for me in time, I was afraid that I would pull my hand back. Tossed out.

It's too embarrassing to throw it out and have everyone help me find it together.

"rogue."

Even though he was glaring at the other party, he still couldn't restrain his excitement.

How could you do such a shameless thing under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Because my behavior was a bit big just now, and now some ghosts are looking at us; fortunately, Rong Zhi didn't make any outrageous and provocative actions, just smiled at me, looking innocent, let me Some teeth itched, wishing to take a bite on the other party's flowery and beautiful face.

will pretend to be innocent.

"If you can't get angry..." Rong Zhi sensed my temper and whispered in my ear: "You can also do the same thing again, so I do it once, and you do it again, don't you just do it again?" Is it fair?"

Is the point a question of whether to do it or not?The point is clearly that you are playing hooligans, okay!

What can I do or not, these words are so strange, if someone or a ghost hears them, wouldn’t they be able to make up some strange things in their minds?

What is the system?

"I won't." I replied in a low voice.

Rong Zhi quickly bit my ear, and before I recovered, he straightened his body, his face was as usual, and he couldn't see at all that an upright and gentleman had done such a shameless thing just now.

"That concubine will do it herself."

Be your big head ghost.

I quietly reached out and grabbed Rong Zhi's waist.

The distance was neither long nor short, I tried my best to slow down my pace, but the time passed in a flash, and the moment when I was making small moves with Rong Zhi, it was here.

so sad.

Is it possible that I have to take that jumping machine again?

"Ah Zhi." I tugged at the corner of Rongzhi's clothes slightly: "Can I not take that jump... straight into the sky?"

Ghosts who are afraid of heights can't afford to be hurt.

"We won't take that one today." Rong Zhi said: "We will take the overturning seat later."

Emmmmm... I think I should be that emoticon at the moment, with question marks all over my head and a blank face.

What is tossing mountains and seas?

It doesn't feel like a good thing.

"What strange name did you think of behind my back?" I fully expressed my dislike.

The level of this naming is not good.

Names like Tian Lingling and Di Lingling, which are mysterious and full of profound meaning, can only be imagined by ghosts like me.

"When you go up, you will know." Rong Zhi smiled, nodded at the ghost looking at him from time to time, and answered me in a low voice: "I think you should like it."

No, I don't think I will like it.

Especially if you are so secretive, I think I will dislike it even more.

The author says:

Hee hee hee, the name Little Genius is me.

Who can guess what the overturning mountains and seas are~