I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#Guye Hao#

"What are you doing here?" I felt as if my whole body was on fire. In order to ease the awkward and ambiguous atmosphere, I had no choice but to find something to say.After I said it, I felt that my tone was not quite right. I said this sentence as if I disliked Rong Zhi, and then added: "Are they willing to let you come back?"

Rong Zhi is so popular among the ghosts. I never expected that every time I went to give advice, it was like Tang Seng entered the Pansi Cave. How could those ghosts let him go so quickly?

"The playground has been perfected for a while." Rong Zhi didn't seem to be affected by the incident just now, and he didn't feel uncomfortable at all. Instead, he hugged me more smoothly: "The ghost in charge came to me today, it seems troubled by experience."

I suddenly had a bad premonition: "What is there to worry about? Will it be fine if it is built?"

"The purpose of the playground in the ghost town is to create a playground that can face humans, spirits and ghosts. After spiritual cultivation is found, it is mainly humans and ghosts." Rong Zhi said without changing his face: "Humans and the others have already made up their minds. Grab a few and come in; it's just ghosts..."

Seeing Rong Zhi looking at me all the time, I calmly said, "What's wrong with this ghost? There are so many ghosts in the ghost town, is he still missing one or two ghosts?"

"The main reason is that if you don't go, all the ghosts feel that they have surpassed the city lord and dare not go." Rong Zhi smiled.

Fart, where I dare not go, it is clearly to punish me.

I still remember the feeling of being so high that I was about to be thrown into the air last time, I shook my head: "I won't go, no matter what I say, I won't go."

Seeing that Rong Zhi was about to speak, I immediately covered my ears and shook my head: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to go, I don't want to."

If there is a mobile phone or a camera in this era, I guess I would be that emoticon now: refuse three times.

"I'll be with you." Rong Zhi took my hand: "Aren't you afraid?"

I stared at the man who dismantled me in front of me: "Who said I'm afraid? Which eye of yours is afraid of me?"

"Then Ajian will go with my concubine." Rong Zhi looked at me pitifully, looking more... cuter than when she was a girl: "That strange thing is scary to look at, if I am this little If you sit on it, you will definitely be thrown away, right?"

You are so small...

I looked Rong Zhi up and down, this person was taller and mightier than me, I seriously doubted whether what the other party just said was mocking me.

You're the best!

"Ah, the concubine is so beautiful, if she is thrown away and picked up by others, she will definitely not return it to Ah Jian."

Rong Zhi thought to himself, and even made a sad face: "If I don't see my concubine, Ah Jian will definitely not think about eating and drinking."

"No, I won't." I said coldly.

"That concubine will meet." Rong Zhi immediately continued: "If I don't see Ah Jian, I will definitely not think about eating and drinking."

After all, he took out an old handkerchief that he didn't know where he came from and pretended to wipe the tears that didn't exist on his face.

I:……

Good guy, a set of rhetoric is ever-changing, why didn't you find out that Rong Zhi is a living treasure?

Well, it doesn't seem to have changed much.

"If you insist on going here..." I coughed lightly, "Actually, it's not impossible for me to go."

In fact, looking back now, it doesn't seem to be a big deal, isn't it just a little taller, and I feel like I'm about to be thrown out. I am a majestic ghost town lord, capable of magic, brave and resourceful, and I am afraid that these things I came up with will not work?

The main reason is that Rong Zhi tried his best to ask me to go, maybe he wants to go on a date with me?

I heard that couples go to the playground for dates.

We're both "old couples", isn't it good?

But since they are both husband and wife, there is nothing wrong with going to the playground at home.

As soon as he heard my answer, Rong Zhi immediately pulled me up: "We have all caught up, and the spiritual practice is here, and I'm just waiting for you."

Seeing Rong Zhi's speed, I suddenly felt cheated.

Good guy, the relationship has been planned long ago, waiting for me here.

But I'm not allowed to refuse. Before I could react, Rong Zhi had already picked me up and rushed over, not allowing me any chance to refuse.

no? !Am I shameless? !I'm such a tall and big man, what's the point of running when I lift it up?You are not snatching a kiss!

Fortunately, Rong Zhi didn't go too far, and put me down when he was about to arrive.When I got closer, a group of ghosts surrounded there, and I faintly heard what these ghosts said, "It smells delicious, can we have a taste?" "Will the Santo and his wife be angry if they eat it?" "How about we have a lick? "

"Ahem." I deliberately coughed harder, trying to let these ghosts discover my existence.They did find me, and they dispersed one after another to make room. At a glance, I saw two teenagers with curly hair who were scared to death, and the "Pavilion Master" who had seen Wanbao Pavilion and a man next to him who looked like immature boy.

Look, those two people who were frightened to death are the reactions of normal people, okay?No wonder I had such a big reaction at first, it was really scary.

Those two from Wanbao Pavilion were unreasonably calm, but they were probably the spiritual cultivators that Rong Zhi talked about; since they had spiritual power, it seemed that they didn't have to be afraid of anything.

It was said in the book that Wanbao Pavilion is a mysterious force, and there are many masters in it.

I think I, a ghost who has just learned three-legged cat kung fu, shouldn't be able to beat these two spirits, right?

Wei Wei nodded at the other party as a signal, wanting to show her demeanor as the lord of a city—commonly known as, pretending to be aggressive.

The "Governor" who had no choice but to speak softly smiled, almost staggering me who was walking——

"Hello Madam."

Fortunately, Rong Zhi helped me without showing any trace, so that I wouldn't be too shocked to be discovered by people who behaved too much.

I stared at Rong Zhi in front of me.

What the hell is madam?No, madam is not a ghost.What's more wrong, what's so messed up, why did this person just open his mouth and call me my wife?

Who is the lady now? !People who stare at you can clearly see that it was your master who married into the ghost town, and your master is the wife.

Rong Zhi's arm supported my hand, and the palm of the other hand covered the back of my hand, with a very "kind" smile: "He always doesn't like to be called madam, you can call me uncle."

? ? ?What is Madam, I never like to hear it?No one ever called me Mrs. !

But my uncle can barely accept it.

Kekekeke, it's not really good.

I don't know if it's because of Rong Zhi's words just now, but the pavilion master said kindly: "Yes, my uncle."

It feels good, it feels good, but there is still a little bit of shame.

Well, just a little bit.

The author says:

Zhenggong is so awesome~ hee hee hee