I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#Ten yuan a catty of ghost claws, the meat is firm and tender, fresh and delicious, welcome to taste. #

I want to leave here, but I am the owner of the ghost town, so there is no way to leave; if I leave by force, I will probably be smashed into pieces by the formation outside the barrier and nothing will be left.

Of course, the formation outside was not set up by the original owner himself, but the Spirit Sword Sect who originally sent the original owner was afraid that the original owner would break the barrier on his own and would take revenge on them, and he was even more afraid that the world would find out the truth, so he set up the formation.

The original owner who didn't know anything was equivalent to being buried with these people who didn't know anything.

Miserable and miserable.

When I first saw this, I felt very sorry for the original owner.

Now, I only care about myself!

Just as I was squatting in the garden drawing circles, I heard a sneaking sound behind me.

"What is the city owner doing? Is he defecating everywhere?"

"Are you stupid? Is the city lord the kind of ghost with no quality? It looks like he is thinking about ghosts."

"I've become a ghost, what else is there to think about? I won't die anyway, just be fine."

"Who? Just you?"

The two ghosts in the back quarreled directly, and the more noisy the more outrageous.

"Huh? Just my mother? How can you start being rough while talking?!"

"Why did I get rough again? No, your mother is old and ugly. Our city lord has such a taste, how could he fall in love with your mother?"

I couldn't help thinking about why these two ghosts started arguing in the first place.

"My mother is the prettiest person in the world. No, she is the prettiest ghost in the world. How can a person with such good taste as the city owner look down on her?!"

"You're thinking about farting, you just want to take the opportunity to get close to the city lord, right?"

Wait, what happened to these two ghosts?Didn't these two ghosts discuss what the hell I was doing at the beginning?How to discuss it, will I fall in love with one of the ghost mothers?

Why did these two ghosts transfer to this topic so bluntly? Are they implying me?Could it be that they feel that the place next to me is empty and they need a wife of the city lord?

No, how can these people help me solve the important matter of marriage casually?Maybe these people just want to arrange an eyeliner by my side, so that they can inquire about my news all the time, and then burp me when I don't pay attention, and compete for the position of the city lord of this ghost town.

What a vicious thought.

But I don't know anything now, and I can't beat these ghosts. If I rashly talk to these ghosts, then I will definitely be eaten up by them.

If you look at it this way, then I am a little lamb among wolves, too dangerous.

I got up and coughed a few times, walked in front of the two ghosts, and said with a serious face: "I don't intend to marry a wife right now, so give up, I won't just find a ghost to marry."

Seeing the bewildered faces of the two ghosts, I felt that I had finally stiffened up, and then floated away.

Don't ask me why I saw the bewilderment from the two distorted ghost faces.

But next time I have to tell Guardian Right that the ghosts around me must at least be able to see past it!Luckily, it was daytime, if it was night, I would definitely be scared to death.

The days in the ghost town are actually no different from ordinary life. I sleep when I should sleep, and eat when I should eat. It's just that when I sleep, it's either the wind blowing or the faint howling of ghosts and wolves, so I choose to give up.

As for eating...

When I saw the contents of the plate, I was not in the mood to eat.

Looking up at the stern right guard beside me, it turns out that the other party looks more stylish than me, the city lord; I even wonder if the other party did it on purpose, after all, my three meals a day are arranged by the other party.

The bloody and pale ghost claws on the plate were cut off from which ghost. The ghost under the table saw that I hadn’t done anything for a long time, and thought I was disgusted with something new, so he stretched out his hand and pushed the plate forward: " City Lord, don't worry, this is just ordered by the right guard to be cut by the ghost, and this ghost's hand is very fresh."

I:......

"If the city lord still thinks it's not fresh enough, then you can gnaw on my paws. I've washed my paws. There are absolutely no bad habits or dirt."

...It's not a matter of being dirty at all.

A ghostly hand dangled in front of me, and I couldn't say anything.

It's too permeable.

I swallowed, looking at the ghost's paw in front of me, I was still a little nervous: "Guardian right, how is the ghost whose hand was cut off now?"

"Don't worry, the city lord, it is a supreme honor to be your ration; the other party is now fainting happily."

Stop talking, I'm going to pass out if I continue talking.

[In order to improve his ability, Gui Jianchou has to eat ghosts every day to enhance his strength; in order to choose superior power, all rations must fight, and the arm of the ghost who wins in the end will be selected and put on the dinner plate, Present the dining table of ghosts and sorrows. ]

In the original setting, the ghost has the power of regeneration. Even if his hand is cut off, the opponent can be regenerated after a short time.

These are all ghosts. Are you sure they all died of illness, didn't they die because their heads were caught in the door?Who would rush to be a ration for such a thing!It is even more terrifying to imagine that there will be a next time after the winner is cut off!

"Guardian right, return your hand quickly, that ghost must be in pain."

"It's nothing to pay for the city lord." The right guard not only knelt down on one knee, but also smashed that ghost claw in front of me. A foul smell lingered in my nose, and I lost my appetite even more: "The city lord doesn't need it Be patient for us, we don't matter."

Did the other party misunderstand something?Or is it because I just swallowed my saliva, the other party thought I wanted to eat it?

No!I don't want to eat at all!

"We are willing to go through fire and water for the city lord, even if it means sacrificing our lives, not to mention mere arms."

No no no, that's not the question at all.

"The city owner doesn't need to worry about us so much, and he doesn't need to think about us. We are really good."

The point is that I'm not good at all!

At this time, you should show the courage of the lord of a city, slam the table with your hand, and shout angrily: "Guardian right, when will my words as the lord of the city no longer work? I said I will let you take it back." Take it back, how can there be so many words."

"City Lord..."

Did these people make up their minds?Why do you look teary, as if you were bullied by me.

I was too hard just now, and my hands were sore; no, I am a ghost, why do I still feel pain?

So annoying, what are these ghosts thinking?no?Could it be that such a tall and mighty ghost as Guardian You has a girlish heart in his heart, so he was so fierce by me just now, and then he felt that I was bullying him by taking advantage of the city lord?

So what if one night he gets more and more angry and wants to burp me?

I'm starting to regret it...

In order to live for a few more days, I began to admit that I was cowardly, and coughed a few times: "I didn't mean to hurt you just now. Although the arms can still grow, it will take time, right? If you don't have hands in this period of time It must be very distressing."

"Okay, hurry up, I'm really not hungry at all."

Even if you are hungry, seeing these things is enough.

Well, what a ghost town, can't it look like a normal city?

In a flash of inspiration, I suddenly felt that this idea seemed to be a good idea.

If I build the ghost town into a big green home, after there is no enchantment, people outside may see the ghost town full of vitality, maybe they think we are not aggressive, and then they can take care of the ghost town as a kind of tourism City?

It's a bit like building a city.

But if you want to build a green ghost town, you must first make the faces of those ghosts normal.

Because of the plague, many ghosts had pustules on their faces, and disgusting liquid flowed out; but because the ghosts had no physical body, the pus-yellow liquid stuck to the faces of those people like snot. not drop.

It seems that because of the plague and riots, most of the houses collapsed due to the war, and many people were killed. Many people still had stones and missing corners on their heads, which was scary to look at.

I suddenly felt that I was able to stay here for such a long time, which is really amazing.

Well, brag about yourself.

The author says:

I touched the scene where the ghosts quarrel, hahahaha, it will be posted on Weibo, and those who are interested can check it out.

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