I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#猫鬼转头，Just ask you if you are afraid#

Going to the Xianmeng Conference was put on the agenda, and I knew that even if I didn't go, the plot would drag me down, so I might as well be honest and forget it.

The only thing that bothers me is who to follow.

Oh, and ghosts.

Originally, I wanted to be alone with the protagonist Shou to join in the fun, and I wanted to get out of the plot, but Rong Zhi seemed to see my thoughts, and I didn't look at the account book every day, and my eyes almost hung on me. She will look wherever she turns.

There are also the two most daring children, Tian Lingling and Earth Lingling, who either circle around my back or Rong Zhi's every day.

I don't know if it's my illusion, but I always feel that Tian Lingling always looks at me with strange eyes.

It's like that, kind of indescribably weird, makes me feel like a tough guy? !

Probably my illusion, Tianlingling liked to hang around me in the past.

Now the other party likes Rong Zhi even more, maybe I'm a little jealous?

should be.

The one who said he was going was the right protector, who said he was afraid that there might be fraud on this trip, so he would go with him to protect me.

Hmph, I am the lord of the majestic ghost town, do I still need protection?

Thinking about it carefully, I seem to really need it.But who knows if Guardian Right wants to kill me on the way?Although my life is not in danger for the time being before the plot comes, it will hurt.

And no one stays in the ghost town, so I'm still a little worried. What if someone with a heart takes advantage of no one staying in the ghost town and suddenly starts slaughtering?

Regardless of whether the right protector goes or not, I may be murdered, so it is better to leave a right protector in the ghost town to guard them.

There are only two little kids and one Rong Zhi left.

I said not to take them, Rong Zhi tempted me every day with the food that Aunt Liu studied.

"Aunt Liu's craftsmanship is really good, it's not worse than those made outside." The three of them ate as much as they wanted, and said, "Fortunately, I learned a few skills. If Aunt Liu is not around, I can enjoy delicious food .”

That fragrance has been lingering and lingering under my nose.

It is simply to prevent ghosts from living in peace.

I angrily covered Rong Zhi's quilt, the scent that belonged to her covered up the scent of food more or less.

It also smells nice.

Who knew that Rong Zhi would bring a bunch of ghost cubs around the bed to eat together.

......

Although I am not a human being, you are a real dog.

A few days a day, the main hall is filled with the smell of food, and the ghosts can't stay there at all. I planned to go for a walk in the back woods, and then found Rong Zhi following me.

If I am faster, the other party will be faster, and if I am slower, the other party will also be slower.

Because I still remembered Rong Zhi's "sexy" methods just now, I started to accelerate forward angrily, and then I heard Rong Zhi's screams behind me.

Do you want to go back and have a look?

The little devil on the side poked my head with a small fork: "Are you stupid, she bullied you so much just now, you just left her here alone, and then called some ghosts to scare her to death. "

The little angel on the other side said angrily: "A girl married into a ghost town, and she will help you work for free. She just wants to leave the ghost town and see the outside world. Why don't you be so narrow-minded."

"Besides, it's late at night. When you first came here, you were frightened and screamed by those ghosts. Are you cruel to treat a girl like this?"

It seems...that makes sense.

After hesitating for a while, he still decided to go back to see the other party, and then found that Rong Zhi was slumped on the ground pitifully, her ankle was red from rubbing, and she looked a little embarrassed.After seeing me turn back, the twinkling eyes that raised my head instantly fascinated me: "Husband..."

If I was straight, I would definitely like Rong Zhi very much.

Although she is tall, she is beautiful.

I'm not a ghost who judges people by appearance, but who made Rong Zhi look so good-looking.

"Can I go?" I asked, squatting down.

Rong Zhi's tearful eyes are really pitiful, if the figure can be smaller, I will definitely hug the princess without hesitation: "It hurts."

Sighing silently, I turned my back to the other party: "I will carry you on my back."

Then when we stood up, we found that I was much shorter than Rong Zhi...

So is there any point in me squatting just now?

Why can't this woman be shorter?

Can tall people find a partner?

I complained in my heart, but kept my face calm.Alas, I am an excellent city lord.

"Husband, am I heavy?"

Rong Zhi's hands were around my neck, because the other party's hands were long, and the extra part dangled in front of me; I don't know if it was my illusion, but I always felt that the other party's arms seemed to have muscles.

I must be thinking too much, Rong Zhi is a girl from every family, how can she have muscles?Even if there are muscles, they should be exercised from doing farm work.And don't many girls like to go to the gym to exercise their muscles in modern times?

normal normal.

Rong Zhi not only has long hands, but also has long legs; the other party is a girl, and I can't put my hands where they shouldn't be, so I can only support the other party's popliteal socket with my hands.I don't know if it's because this posture doesn't use much strength, I think the other party is quite heavy.

That's... so a million points sink.

Of course, I also know that the girl on the other side must be very concerned about weight issues, I was silent for a while, trying to change the subject: "How many times have I said that you can't be called my husband, you have to be called my city lord. "

"Why not?"

"Because the two of us have no emotional basis." I replied.

Rong Zhi thought for a while: "Then we can cultivate our relationship."

"My seat..." I almost wanted to tell the other party that I like men, but thinking about telling this ancient woman whose husband was the heaven, the other party must be very sad; , Those women look for death and life at every turn.

In fact, putting aside the relationship between men and women, I quite like Rong Zhi. She is good-looking and capable. Although she is not a little bird, she makes ghosts feel safe.

Well, if Rong Zhi were a man, I would definitely fall in love with her at first sight.

"I won't like you anyway." I hummed.

"Why?"

"There is no reason, why are you so noisy, woman?" I deliberately looked impatient, trying to prevent the other party from continuing to ask.

I don't know if it's my illusion, I feel that Rong Zhi seems to be lighter.

"City Lord, do you know the way?" Rong Zhi yawned, "Have we been to this place before?"

"This is my territory, why don't I know it." I said angrily.

Well, I'm a little out of touch.

I'm going to do it again, and if I really don't know how to go, I'll fly back.

As for why not fly now...

Because I'm a little afraid of heights.

As I was walking, I came to a fork in the road. Just now I remembered that I had never walked through this intersection, and I don't know how to turn around.

"City Master, did we go here just now?" Rong Zhi asked.

"I don't know, let's go and see." Subconsciously, I lifted my foot and walked to the left.

Before I could react, my body seemed to be conscious, and I began to know where to go, as if I had been here countless times.

Did I hit a ghost?

No, I am a ghost.

So why didn't I just go back like this?

Could it be some daring ghost?

The wind was blowing, and my body couldn't help becoming stiff.

I'm already a ghost, I don't have to be afraid, I don't have to be afraid, I don't have to be afraid...

I was chattering in my heart, suddenly there was a puff of breath on my neck, I was so scared that I almost threw Rong Zhi on my back, and then I realized that it was Rong Zhi blowing: "City Lord, why are you so nervous."

Nonsense, how dare you blow on my neck this late at night, so scared that the ghost thought it was a ghost scaring a ghost.

Fortunately, I stabilized, otherwise I would definitely be laughed to death.

"This seat is just cold at night, and I was frozen stiff."

Yes, that's right, that's it.

Rong Zhi moved closer: "That's it, then I'll keep the city lord warm."

Daring witch, stay away from this seat, move that soft thing on your chest away!

Although she is not a ghost, I think Rong Zhi is scarier than a ghost.

If it's a ghost, there's nothing terrible about me being a ghost; but Rong Zhi is a goblin who covets my beauty and innocence.

Forget about the panic just now...

"City Master, there is a cave there, let's go and have a look."

While walking, Rong Zhi found a hole and suggested to take a look; but...

The entrance of the cave was pitch black, with no light at all, so I couldn't see clearly what was inside, and I didn't know what was inside.In case the handsome boy screams and scares the beautiful woman when he goes in, it seems a bit bad.

"Didn't you yawn just now?" I made up an excuse: "It's better not to watch it, go back to sleep early."

"I am not sleepy."

You sleepy!

In front of beautiful women, men's bad roots always urge them not to be cowardly; but now I am not a human, I am a ghost.

So I wanted to turn my head and leave, but accidentally turned my head too far, and met Rong Zhi's face.

OMG, my head is turning!

Although Rong Zhi's face is pretty, it's still scary to appear suddenly.

Is there any chance my head will turn around?

Rong Zhi blinked suspiciously, then reached out and turned my head back.

That's right, he turned back without changing his face.

"Aren't you afraid?" Woooooooooo Laozi was scared to death.

The fierce man cried.

"Don't be afraid, because I'm the city lord." Even if I didn't turn my head to look, I knew that Rong Zhi's expression was smiling at the moment.

The other party must have been terrified, who wouldn't be afraid if a person's head suddenly turned around!Miss Rong must have pretended that she was not afraid at all to comfort me.

Woohoo, if I like women, I will definitely only have Miss Rong as a woman, and I will treat her well.

It's okay if the other party is a man.

"Don't think that I will take you in if you say a few good words." I snorted coldly, and chose to go in and have a look.

I am the owner of the ghost town, this mountain belongs to my ghost town, what am I afraid of if I enter my territory.

If I encounter any strange things... I just need to run quickly, which ghost would dare to chase me.

The author says:

Here comes my aunt, woo woo woo, so uncomfortable.

I don't know if you think it's scary or not, but I really think it's funny.A ghost suddenly turned his head 180 degrees, and then cried in his heart hahahahahahaha, a fierce ghost crying.

Gui Jianchou: Whoop why does my head turn away, can it turn back?

Rong Zhi: It's simple, pull it out, turn it around, and then put it back~ it's done.

Yu Tiantian: wuliyyy1005