[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

The me in the play is paradoxical

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【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The cleaning lady holding a shit-level orange weapon is simply domineering!Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is a real person who doesn't show his face! This is it! 】

[It's not that our side is too weak but the enemy's equipment is too strong, so Brother Crow activates the talent skill: sell teammates→_→]

[Should live the marksmanship taught by my Ouba!You actually used a mop to dance, the anchor, you really know how to apply what you have learned hhhh]

[Looking at the one in front who feels sorry for the lotus bully and hahahaha is a fake fan, that's right, like us city fans who are distressed about the anchor's appearance and have suffered serious Waterloo, Chengcheng's dream lover who fell in love at first sight!A little fairy like a dream that has fallen into the world!What the hell does it look like now? ! 】

[I have to say, anchor, that you are really ruthless to yourself. Although the beauty god who didn’t grow in the early days is indeed a little heavy and dark in complexion, but when you stuttered, you really have a pure and beautiful first love face, and the anchor can actually get it. This ghostly appearance... I lost.JPG]

[The most annoying thing to operate is the pair of glasses. While the plain lenses are convenient for daily life, the super height makes the eyes appear half smaller, and the eyes are forced to look like one big and one small. It’s not a show but a show...]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I just like the plot where the heroine blinds other people's eyes after recovering her beauty!At the beginning, you ignored me, but now I am your favorite! 】

After chasing away the unlucky boy whose face was smeared with a shit stick, the cleaning aunt put her hands on her hips and educated Lu Zhu, "Look, these young and Dangerous boys have always had no loyalty. When I met my old lady, I showed mercy today and didn't do my best, none of them can escape!"

"Yeah, you are the sharpest." Lu Zhu repeatedly echoed.

"Next time they come, you can call me, don't be afraid, the children in our housing estate can't be bullied by others." The cleaning aunt looked like a big boss who took you to pretend to be a fly.

Lu Zhu nodded obediently.

"Young girl, don't waste yourself like this." The cleaning lady glanced at the junction of Lu Zhu's hairline and forehead pointedly. Although the difference between the dark yellow complexion and the snow-white scalp under the hair is subtle, it can't be hidden from her. The vision of a bigwig who has withdrawn from the rivers and lakes and retired to the market.

"Okay, okay, I understand. Chu Ling, go get busy, I'm going home too." Lu Zhu bid farewell to this cleaning aunt with a beautiful name, thinking that she was a wonderful person when she was young.

The cleaning aunt nodded inscrutably, just put away the shit stick and dirty mop, and walked into the toilet at the end of the floor again, hiding her achievements and fame.

On the other side, the first crow who fled without any sense of justice leaned against the mottled wall and finally straightened out, then looked at the group of shrews who were chased away by a disgusting weapon Brothers from several streets.

One or two, all of them were still in shock.

Fortunately, they are all new beginners, half-knowledge half-understanding, saving him the effort to comfort people.

But if he continues to be disturbed by that leaking girl, the business will be impossible, and he will not be able to deal with others, so he has to think of a new way.

The campus life on the second day was very peaceful, and Lu Zhu was ready to go home with his schoolbag on his back.

When he came to the vegetable market to look at the vegetable prices, Lu Zhu let out a long sigh.

I spent the little money I had on my body to buy a small handful of green vegetables. The chubby vegetable seller is a good person, and she insisted on giving her some rotten vegetables with poor quality as a topping, but in fact she filled a bag full of them. Fresh green cabbage.

After thanking the vegetable seller sincerely, Lu Zhu walked out of the vegetable market and headed home with the vegetable bag.

"Wow, sister, you eat so healthy, where is Quan Zhai?" A crow chirped on the road, and Lu Zhu impatiently turned the vegetable bag to the other side and continued walking.

"Oh, I wanted to give you a chicken leg, but it seems you don't appreciate it." The crow took out a big oily chicken leg, and looked at Lu Zhu vaguely and provocatively while nibbling on it.

"What do you want?" Lu Zhu stopped walking.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly discovered your strengths and wanted to chase you." The crow almost wanted to hold his conscience in his chest before he said these words.

"Your taste is quite unique." Lu Zhu sincerely commented on his words.

If it weren't for being poor, who would want to talk to you, an ugly monster!

Crow covered his chest again: No, I can't give up just now, a group of brothers are waiting for him to cook...

That reluctant appearance, not to mention the acting Lu Zhu, can be seen as long as the eyes are not blind.

Asked about the sand sculpture netizens who looked at the male protagonist’s perspective, Lu Zhu immediately chuckled: It turned out to be another straight male cancer patient, thinking that after meeting her, she would be obedient and no longer inform his family members or Did KK's big brother fly to intervene in the "business" of these low-level young and Dangerous boys?

No wonder the crow is so ugly, it's because God wants to make up for him by allowing him to think beautifully.

In all fairness, the appearance of the crow is not ugly, just by poking it wherever it is tall and mighty, it can be called a handsome guy even if it is not a handsome guy.As for the reason why Lu Zhu thinks he is ugly, the main reason is that this guy looks too bad and his temperament is too evil.How to say that level, it is probably the appearance of a typical villain who will not be surprised if he does any bad things...

"Is it true that I accept your pursuit, brother crow, you will, support me?" It is rare for someone to come to your door automatically, and Lu Zhu really doesn't want to eat vegetable leaves anymore.

The crow was startled by this soft and greasy voice, and the delicious chicken leg meat he ate just now felt an indescribable nausea.

"When, of course..."

"Then let's go to the market, let's go shopping." Lu Zhu stretched out his free hand to catch the crow's hand, clearly aware of the momentary stiffening of the hand muscles.

These two people who disliked each other's ugliness, each with their own thoughts, walked into the vegetable market holding hands like a couple.

Back home with the crow, the two saw Father Su who was about to go out again.

Father Su frowned as he looked at the golden hair dyed on the crow's head and the bangs that covered his eyes.

I didn't expect that forgetting to change the lock yesterday would have such benefits. The crow wanted to act with her, so she gave him a little more suffering from the extras.

"Be careful." When going out to pass Lu Zhu, Su's father reminded with a small voice that only the two parties could hear.

Lu Zhu glanced at Father Su's back as he slid fast, and was speechless: She thought it would be more practical to be careful with this unscrupulous father, after all, this guy has gone home twice and has already stolen the worn-out chairs, cushions, towels, etc. Not to mention, I was so frantic that I even took away the small handful of vegetarian noodles in the kitchen that I didn't use for cooking noodles yesterday...

At least Brother Crow contributed her a bag of fresh meat and raw seafood!

Contrast produced beauty, Lu Zhu walked into the kitchen, picked up a bucket of clean water that was dripping from the faucet, and began to wash the materials: "Here you are, I invite you to eat."

Crow, who had been depressed for a while about who would invite whom, finally showed a somewhat relieved smile after smelling the mouth-watering aroma in the kitchen.

By the way, he pressed the shriveled wallet in his pants pocket with mixed feelings.

"There's no rice and no noodles at home, just like this, let's eat." Lu Zhu took out two plates of seafood, and then went into the kitchen and brought out two bowls of steamed meat.

Today's crow still failed to bring the younger brothers to eat.

But those few dishes are really well done, not to say how delicious they are, but there is a warm feeling of home-cooked food in them.

"Sister-in-law, we pooled our money to buy rice, and we will start a business at your house from now on!" Young and Dangerous, in his teens and twenties, was eating a lot of food. Knowing that Lu Zhu, the "sister-in-law" family was poor, he automatically I consciously bought several bags of rice and piled them here.

Lu Zhuzheng was shocked by this "sister-in-law", and when he turned his head and saw the expression on the crow's face, his mood immediately changed from cloudy to sunny.

Seeing that someone is worse than yourself, taking pleasure in other people's misfortune, offsets all negative emotions.

Watching Lu Zhu walk into the kitchen carrying the materials, the younger brothers were moved to look at the crow who "willing to make ugly monsters for the brothers to live a good life" slumped on the sofa-the only two broken guns in the house. After the wooden chair was also stolen by Su's father, Wu Ya and his younger brothers worked together to find some old furniture and put them in Lu Zhu's house, so that she would not really realize the phrase "houseless".

"Sister-in-law really has nothing to say. Although she looks...cough cough, but she cooks gently and deliciously, boss, you have a good eye!" The unlucky little boy who was taught a lesson by the cleaning lady in the past, it's over The scar forgot the pain, and kept sighing that Lu Zhu's cooking was delicious.

The crow gave this unlucky boy a dark look: What a fart!Originally, I thought that I would not have to be secretly tipped off to my father to make trouble after I got to do business with Leaky Girl.What I didn't expect was that recently, the bosses at the top disliked them for not doing a good job last time, so they didn't give him business. A group of young men can only do odd jobs to earn money to support themselves, and now they have to feed a small appetite. But not a small leaking girl, he regrets so much that his intestines are green, okay!

"That's right, follow us Brother Crow to have something to eat!" Another innocent boy patted the poor luck boy's shoulder in agreement.

After eating this meal, I dumped Leaky Girl!Thinking so, the crow gnashed his teeth and finished his meal.

"Recently, the weather is hot and dry. I made soup, and everyone has a share!" Lu Zhu, who had just finished eating, got up and went to the kitchen to bring out a tray. More than a dozen bowls of fragrant Laohuo soup looked impressive. I was overjoyed.

"Thank you sister-in-law!" The younger brothers cheered.

"Come on, Brother Tianxiong, let's have some soup." Lu Zhu personally brought a bowl of soup over, and handed it to the crow with a smile on his face.

The soup is so delicious, why are people so ugly...

The crow drank the soup in a complicated mood, and suddenly discovered another thing.

"Aren't you going to drink?" Putting the soup bowl on the side of the sofa, Crow asked suspiciously.

"No more, I'm in the kitchen, I drank." Lu Zhu cleaned up the dishes, got up and took them to the kitchen to clean.

This group of young and Dangerous people who don't work hard will never know that as a chef, she always eats and drinks the best and most delicious portion.

They ate and drank, but she picked what was left and didn't want it!

Lu Zhu happily squatted in the kitchen and started a small stove for himself, holding a bowl of chicken feet stewed until the bones were soft and rotten, eating happily.

Outside the kitchen, the suspicious crow led a group of younger brothers, stunned, covering the surprised mouths of the brothers next to each other, and retreated quietly.

After leaving Lu Zhu's house, within a few steps on the street, a younger brother who was more emotional already cried out: "Sister-in-law... sister-in-law is so kind to us..."

"That's right, sister-in-law left the good ones for us to eat, and I ate some soup dregs and chicken heads and chicken feet..."

"It's because we didn't work hard enough to let my sister-in-law suffer with us..."

"Have you finished?" Crow looked back at the group of wailing and howling boys angrily, quite dissatisfied: "Are you young and Dangerous, or are you the skirt-footed children who have not been weaned by Grandma's side? Why are you crying!"

"Boss, sister-in-law is such a good woman, you have to treat her well!" The younger brothers howled for a while, and they were full of energy when they got the promise of "at most buy more food tomorrow and eat together" from Crow's impatient He rushed to the parking spots of the major bars and started working.

After working all night, the crow touched the wages in his pocket after work was over, and suddenly changed the direction he was going.

"Boss, did you go the wrong way? We have to go to the left when we go back..." Before he could finish his sentence, the winking boy was stopped by other winking boys.

"Aren't you familiar with the direction the boss is going? Our sister-in-law's house!" The younger brother who thought he had the most seniority because he had started a week earlier, scolded the ignorant younger brother in a low voice. One sentence.

"That's right, let's pretend we didn't see it, and let the boss and sister-in-law live in a world of two!"

"Let's go!"

"Yes, that's right, we can go back by ourselves!"

The crow who still didn't know that the brains of the younger brothers had been crooked, knocked on the door of Lu Zhu's house, carrying a big roasted goose leg wrapped in oil paper.

Lu Zhu took the roast goose leg without knowing why.

"Eat quickly, being my woman would still starve me, are you stupid for reading?" Crow waved his hands impatiently.

Forget it, if you don't eat it for free, you don't eat it.

With this idea in mind, Lu Zhu, who was a little stuffed from eating secretly in the kitchen, continued to nest on the dilapidated dining table with a brush in one hand and a pen in the other.

Seeing Lu Zhushuo earnestly studying on the table doing the problems, the crow who turned around and went out closed the door for her with a disgusted expression on his lips: Tsk, I'm really stupid for reading.

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Thanks to "Mingyue" cutie for throwing mines, ok (づ￣3￣)づ