[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Take the challenge calmly and never be stage fright, the strategy in mind is the same as the tacit understanding

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Yin Shiniang gave up her obsession with the past, and finally regained her old cheerful and funny attitude, as if she was getting closer and closer to the old Zhong Jun.

On weekdays, Lu Zhu and Nezha draw red lines for Mao Xiaofang and Yin Shiniang, and Yin Shiniang also wholeheartedly matches Nezha and Lu Zhu, and the two groups of people make jokes from time to time.

Lei Zhenzi: This family is poisonous...

On Jiang Ziya's 80th birthday, Xibo Hou Jichang, who had lost his beloved son, went through Weishui in pursuit of the rabbit who was incarnated by Boyi Kao. He and Jiang Ziya hit it off and decided to attack Zhou together and change the country's name to Zhou.

At this time, Jiang Ziya caught the fish with a straight hook.

Since then, Xibohou Jichang has become the founder of the Zhou Dynasty in history, King Wen of Zhou. Later, King Wen appointed the wise man Jiang Ziya as prime minister, and ordered them to gather righteous teachers from all walks of life and point directly at Chaoge.

When Jiang Ziya was 80 years old, he finally waited for King Wen, a big fish, and he naturally had to do things beautifully for him.Therefore, he first went to the barracks of Su Hu, who also lost his beloved daughter, and invited Su Hu to send troops to defeat Zhou.

Just as Su Hu agreed to send troops together, Deng Chanyu and Tu Xingsun, two generals under his banner who had a feud with Yang Jian, stole Su Hu's Wordless Book, and Su Hu was so angry that he drove them out of the barracks on the spot.

Unexpectedly, these two people were so wicked that they found their master Shen Gongbao after being kicked out to settle accounts with Su Hu.It turns out that he just met his opponent—Jiang Ziya is Shen Gongbao's senior brother.

The two parties gambled several times, and Shen Gongbao lost so much that it almost became a Shen Gongbao brand express. Cut it out and change the title to a promotional video about quitting gambling: two apprentices, three-pointed and two-edged guns, roaring dog, four different images, thunder chisels, Not to mention that Huo Luan lost all the divine birds to Jiang Ziya; he was so red-eyed by gambling that he also lost the treasure Tianzun Shenshui at the bottom of the box when he left the teacher, which was used by Jiang Ziya to help Nezha recover his real body.

The forces of all parties gathered together, and Jiang Ziya ascended the altar to become a general.

Nezha was named the Grand Marshal of the Chou Dynasty, and he was given a pair of divine birds, the fire luan and the fire phoenix.Yang Jian was granted the title of Left Pioneer, a three-pointed double-edged spear, and Xiao Tiangou was a divine beast.Lei Zhenzi was named the Right Pioneer, and was awarded Lei Gong Chisel and Four Immortals.Yin Shiniang is the deputy general, in charge of all affairs in the rear.

As for Mao Xiaofang, Lu Zhu and others, they were mainly in charge of logistics. In short, they worked together to complete the great cause of destroying the merchants.

Nezha was secretly complaining about Jiang Ziya's partiality, so he gave him a pair of birds who can only talk about love, can be used as a bird, and so on. Yin Shiniang was so angry that he knocked on this ignorant The silly son shook his head: the love of the fire luan and the fire phoenix is ​​stronger than that of the gold, the phoenix sings harmoniously, and it is the fastest flying bird in the world. It can turn into a hot wheel and travel three thousand miles a day. It is obvious that people have given the best he!

This is great, originally Nezha was full of arrogance, but now that he has Hot Wheels, he is so proud that he wants to go to heaven.

After several victories and battles, the vigorous young general reappeared in the world.

"Prime Minister, where shall we fight next?" Nezha in military uniform brought Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi back to Jiang Ziya confidently.

"Now the two divisions of our army are reunited, the men and horses are gathered together, the soldiers are strong and the horses are strong, and we will plant sweet potatoes together!" Jiang Ziya stroked his long beard, and said something that made their jaws drop in awe.

"Ah?!" The three brothers were confused.

"The day when the sweet potatoes are harvested is when our army defeats King Zhou!"

Jiang Ziya gave an order, and the whole army began to plant sweet potatoes.

Anyway, they came here on vacation, and Lu Zhu didn't bother to complain that the screenwriter was not rigorous. This dynasty actually had such a magic weapon as sweet potatoes.

However, there was no war during this period, and there were basically no other sick or injured except for the soldiers with heat stroke, so Mao Xiaofang and Lu Zhu, who were military doctors, also went to the cooking side to help in their spare time.

From spring to summer solstice, the summer trees are dense, and Nezha leads all his soldiers to pour water from the bucket into the lush sweet potato fields.

"I'm the grand marshal who defeated Zhou, and now I'm actually plowing the fields and growing sweet potatoes here!" Nezha became more and more angry, squatting on the rock, but no matter how hard he thought, he couldn't understand what planting sweet potatoes had to do with war.

Compared with Nezha's many complaints, the honest Yang Jian is still diligently watering and fertilizing the fields.

Flying boy Lei Zhenzi was much more miserable than the two of them, because he could fly, so he was in charge of hovering in the air with a bucket to carry out real artificial rainfall.

The scorching sun made it unbearable for the soldiers plowing the fields on the ground, let alone Lei Zhenzi flying in the air. Seeing Nezha squatting on the rocks under the shade of a tree and not doing his work, Lei Zhenzi cursed angrily. : "Hey, don't think you can be lazy just because you are a marshal, come up and replace me!"

"Dinner is ready, come down first!" Nezha hurried away.

"Hey, how many people came to deliver the food today?" Yang Jian's three eyes have always seen more clearly than others, and when he looked at it, he found that there were more people in the food delivery team.

"Goddess, according to your instructions, the Jingshi Dragon Ball has been collected into the deep sea to warm and raise the dragon power, and the ancestors of the Ma family of the exorcist dragon clan will come back to retrieve it after thousands of years..." Ao Bing explained to Lu Zhu the whereabouts of the Jingshi Dragon Ball .

Lu Zhu nodded.

"Dragon Palace deeply appreciates Goddess' help, and hopes that Goddess will come to Donghai Dragon Palace to enjoy a thank-you banquet..." Ao Bing continued.

"If there is a chance, I will go." Lu Zhu took Lianhua and Ao Bing and greeted Nezha from a distance: "Hey, look who is here!"

Seeing Ao Bing walking steadily towards this side with two big buckets of rice, Nezha and the others rushed up enthusiastically.

Ao Bing was instantly moved by Nezha's genuine enthusiasm, and said with tears in his eyes, "Thank you, I'm ready..."

"Quick! Long San, make it rain soon, we nearly lost our hands when carrying water and seedlings recently!" Nezha, Yang Jian, and Lei Zhenzi yelled in unison.

The incomparably moved smile on Ao Bing's face immediately froze.

"Don't hurt him. He rains for no reason. He will be scolded when he goes back!" Lian Hua took care of Ao Bing in the Dragon Palace while studying the Fa with the Dragon Mother, but she knew many rules of the Dragon Clan.

"Yeah, I know I'm lazy." Lu Zhu scooped up a bowl of rice and handed it to Nezha, who also took the opportunity to touch her hand quite smoothly.

"Wow, the marshal secretly touched the fairy sister's hand!" Yang Jian's son covered his eyes with his hands.

"Hey, fire-breathing boy, my son is here too, don't teach him badly." Yang Jian scolded Nezha while eating a big bucket of rice brought to him by his wife Huang Yan.

When Nezha heard this, he almost threw his job on Yang Jian's face: It's unreasonable. Ever since Lu Zhu and Mao Xiaofang led Jizhou people and soldiers' relatives to establish a logistics team integrating medical treatment, food, clothing, housing and transportation, Yang Jian has followed Lu Zhu's instructions. He took his wife Huang Yan over, and Huang Yan was pregnant before he joined the army, and gave birth to a son for him not long after he arrived in the family area of ​​the military camp.In the past few years, Yang Jian took his wife and son to show affection every day whenever he was free, and now he has the face to say that he is a poor brother who is only making progress so far by teaching marksmanship as an excuse to take the opportunity to hold hands and hug his waist!

On the contrary, Mao Xiaofang and Yin Shiniang are about to take advantage of the joy of the first batch of sweet potatoes, hold a wedding banquet to confirm their names, he has been chasing the fairy sister for so many years, but he can't catch up with those two old ones...

Nezha sighed for a while, and was patted by Yin Shiniang who came over to eat after applying fertilizer: "What are you doing with a long face? Are you unhappy with your mother and I will remarry?"

"What, Aunt Yin, are you finally remarrying?" Ao Bing and Lianhua asked in surprise.

Knowing from Lu Zhu that Yin Shiniang is about to be with Mao Xiaofang, Ao Bing, who has been favored by Yin Shiniang, immediately became excited. He stood up and looked at the cloudless sky. drizzle.

Lianhua looked helplessly at Ao Bing who was still helping to bring down the rain, and had no choice but to cast a spell to cover him up: she learned a lot of water spells from Dragon Mother in the Dragon Palace, and besides taking care of Ao Bing, she also followed Dragon Mother Do good deeds and accumulate virtue everywhere, and you will be able to rank among the immortals after the merits and virtues are completed.Now if you compare it seriously, the skill of Ao Bing, who has just recovered from his injury, might not be as good as her who was praised by the Dragon Mother for her extremely high talent in water spells.

"Since Aunt Yin, you are going to have a wedding tonight, don't worry too much today. Let me do the little things like watering." Ao Bing kindly helped and got the help of Lianhua. He felt very happy and was very polite on the spot Di bowed to Yin Shiniang.

"Look at him, how sensible!" Yin Shiniang approached Nezha and whispered.

"You like him?! He hasn't caught up with the lotus yet, but I have caught up with Zhenzhen." Nezha pouted at Lu Zhu's side and said with a playful smile, "Your old man likes this kind of light rain that you can get easily, or you like it in vain? Fat little Nezha or a little fairy?"

"At your speed, I think your old lady has no hope of having grandchildren..." Yin Shiniang sighed pretendingly, and then went to add another bowl of rice.

Nezha choked for a moment, so he lowered his head and crazily picked up the rice.

Ao Bing next to him looked at the poisonous mother and son resentfully: he helped them with good intentions, but they laughed at him mercilessly as a single dragon...

I wouldn't have helped if I knew it earlier!

The clear sky after the rain was extremely fresh, and the breeze blew everyone present very happily. With the arrival of the cool wind, there was also an emergency military situation on the front line brought by Prime Minister Jiang Ziya.

"The murder of a generation of loyal ministers, Bigan, has stirred up shocks across the country! Nan Bohou has decided to oppose business and invest in the Zhou Dynasty, and [-] troops have already marched towards Jizhou; Dong Bohou has also turned against each other, and the [-] troops will all belong to our army!" Jiang Ziya said slowly Slowly read out the content of the emergency military situation to everyone, looked up to the sky and laughed.

"Then didn't we suddenly have an army of 10,000+?" Nezha, as the marshal, paid the most attention to the issue of military strength.

"That's right, the hundreds of baskets of sweet potatoes that you have grown these days, have you finally waited for the best harvest, and is it now the best time?" Jiang Ziya stroked his long beard in satisfaction.

"The prime minister really has a clever plan, the last general and others will bow down again!" Nezha cupped his hands sincerely.

However, in this battle, the main general representing the Shang Dynasty was actually Li Jing who had been out of work for a long time.

Yin Shiniang had no idea about Li Jing, and now her only worry was about her other two sons, Jin Zha and Mu Zha.

"Don't worry, the two elder brothers have been calling for you to go back, saying that they forgot me on the mountain, and I will always remember this." Nezha has no hatred for the two elder brothers, "But I heard The two of them are also demoted to pawns by that temptress Liu Pipa, I will try my best to persuade them to come to our side."

"Father, don't you mind having two more sons?" Nezha thought for a while and asked again.

Mao Xiaofang waved his hand and gave him a bottle of newly made golden sore medicine: "What nonsense are you talking about? It's not that you don't know that so many of my stupid disciples don't dislike them, so why would you mind them. You should be careful yourself, after all, swords have no eyes on the battlefield. .”

"I was joking with you." Nezha smiled, and said again: "My brothers have grown up, they should choose their own path. Since they choose to stay in the Li family, my mother and I will not force it. "

After all, Nezha looked at Lu Zhu: "Wait for me to come back."

"Don't say such a thing!" As if setting the flag.Lu Zhu muttered something inwardly, seeing Nezha's face change slightly, he hurriedly held his hand again.

"Don't say 'wait until you come back', I believe in you, and you should also believe in me." Lu Zhu smiled at him, and was immediately embraced by Nezha.

Gently stroking her hair, Nezha let go of her, got on his horse and galloped away.

I thought it would be a protracted battle, but Li Jing, who was wearing a battle suit again, had no intention of fighting. He was stabbed by Nezha and lost the battle first.

And that Liu Pipa kept urging Li Jing to get injured and go to the battlefield. Later, no matter how much he tried to persuade him, he couldn't persuade him, so he went to the battle with a big belly that was about to give birth. The tire gas stopped fighting.

Jin Zha Mu Zha was pushed out, saying that there was no stable woman in their barracks, and Liu Pipa was having a difficult delivery in the army, and hoped that Yin Shiniang would come to Li Jing's barracks to help.

"I'm also good at medicine, so I'll go too." Lu Zhu ran over carrying the medicine box.

The two worked together to help Liu Pipa give birth to a baby boy. Yin Shiniang picked up the baby and was about to show it to Liu Pipa, but found that Liu Pipa had just given birth and stood up with a weird smile on her face.

"Lie back quickly! You can't stand up after giving birth!" Yin Shiniang shouted hastily.

"I just said, no matter how many times you guys are cheated, you will definitely help." Liu Pipa laughed: her accomplice is the nine-tailed fox who helped Daji blacken, and she has always said that her tricks are old-fashioned and old-fashioned.Only she knows that no matter how many times a so-called good person like Yin Shiniang has been deceived, when someone is in danger, she will still go to help with the stupid idea of ​​saving a thousand mistakes and not missing one.

While talking, the baby boy had turned into a little fox and was about to bite Yin Shiniang's neck.

Lu Zhu stretched out his hand and pulled this thing off. Seeing that the little fox was caught and grinned at him, he simply slapped him unconscious and then stuffed it into the compartment of the medicine box quite smoothly: little thing The fat is quite chic, just recently I ate too many sweet potatoes and it was a bit bland...

"You!" The little fox who wanted to poison Yin Shiniang was suddenly taken away. Liu Pipa gritted his teeth and looked over, only to be horrified to find that the girl dressed in plain clothes who caught the little fox was the girl who was dressed in awe-inspiring aura back then. Goddess in Tsing Yi.

After saying a word, Liu Pipa, who looked at Lu Zhu with a ferocious face, was slapped to the ground by Yin Shiniang, who was protecting the calf.

"How dare you hit me?!" Liu Pipa covered her face with disbelief.

"If I hit you, I'll hit you. Is there a need to choose a date?!" She was kind enough to help but was almost poisoned. In addition, she didn't have the mentality to compromise for the sake of a family reunion, Yin Shiniang did her best with this slap.She was also a cultivator, and she had been a lieutenant general for many years. Even Liu Pipa, a jade pipa master who has practiced for thousands of years, did not dare to stand up to her.

After teaching Liu Pipa a lesson in front of Li Jiajun, Yin Shiniang took Lu Zhu away.

"Master, you played really beautifully just now, you looked so happy!"

"That is, I have endured this temptress for many years, and today I can finally vent my anger! Huh? What's in your medicine box?"

"Wild game..."

After losing the fox and being beaten severely, Liu Pipa beat the ground hard, got up dejectedly and went back to the camp to recuperate.

After all these incidents, everyone in the Li family finally understood Liu Pipa's true colors, and they didn't want to listen to her words, and they didn't want to fight all day long.

The battle was lost again, and Liu Pipa, who returned to Chaoge, was questioned by Daji, and frantically brought Li Mu and Li Nishang to the pan basin set up by Daji, saying that he was loyal to the Shang Dynasty and did not hesitate to put her mother-in-law and Li Nishang in front of the pan basin set up by Daji. The sister-in-law handed it all over.The reason for Li Jing's indifference to fighting and thus his defeat can be found out from the two of them.

Seeing that Li's mother and Li Nishang were scared out of their wits by the snake-filled pan, Daji let them go home without much interest.

Seeing Liu Pipa's crazy behavior, everyone in the Li family finally decided to take refuge in Jiang Ziya's army and fight against Zhou together.

I got Li Jing's Feige biography, read that Li Jing is indeed quite famous in the army, and Li Jing also appended a list of civil servants and generals who were imprisoned in Chaoge City because they were dissatisfied with Daji's behavior; Therefore, Nezha finally decided to send troops to rescue him.

All the southeast, north and west gates were dispatched, and after people were in charge of the water, land and air routes, with the consent of Mao Xiaofang and Yin Shiniang, Nezha sent Yin Shiniang to rescue the members of the Li family.

At the end of the day, everyone was almost saved, but Nezha couldn't find Yin Shiniang no matter what.

"What's the matter, have you seen mother?" Nezha asked.

"No, after the master finished the task he was in charge of, he heard that she didn't come back on time, so he also went to Li's house to look for her." Lu Zhu shook his head.

"Forget it, let's see what's going on, come up!" Nezha who was on the hot wheel stretched out his hand, and Lu Zhu used Nezha's strength to lie on his back.

Rushing to the courtyard of Li's house in a hurry, Lu Zhu and Nezha fell to the ground. Time was running out, and they decided to search separately, one on the left and the other on the right.

Relying on the few memories of living in Li's house when he was a child, Nezha first ran to the ancestral hall at the far left corner of Li's house: "Father, you are..."

"My dear son..." Li Jing, who was kneeling in the ancestral hall, heard Nezha's voice, and turned his head to look over with emotion.

Nezha: "..."

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small theater:

Nezha: Didn't I tell you to go away and save face? When you see a son, you consider yourself a father!

Hostess: Did you even scold yourself?

Nezha (temporarily speechless): (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻