[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Regardless of all the pain yesterday, I only know that I still have dreams today

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After picking up Nezha's scattered broken souls, Lu Zhu and Mao Xiaofang had to go to Zhongnan Mountain again.

Fortunately, Mao Xiaofang's previous business exchanges had filled Yun Zhongzi's goodwill. Knowing the reason why Nezha's golden body was destroyed and his soul scattered, Yun Zhongzi sighed, took out a treasured thousand-year-old lotus seed to them, and explained Said: Originally Nezha only needs to wait three years to condense the entity and return to Yang, reincarnated and reincarnated to obtain a flesh and blood body.But at the end of the day, the success fell short, and the soul was scattered by the power of the Linglong Pagoda. Now I can only collect Nezha's soul into the thousand-year-old lotus seed, plant the lotus seed to make the lotus seed grow into a lotus root, and finally use the lotus root to do it. into Nezha's body.

When he was in Zhongnan Mountain back then, Yun Zhongzi said that the lotus root man is the worst way of rebirth for people with mana like Nezha.It is easy for an ordinary person to become a lotus root person after death, but the soul power of a person with magic power is much higher than that of ordinary people. If one wants to become a lotus root person and be reborn, it will first take a whole year to grow a lotus root suitable for a physical body , and after the lotus root matures and turns into a lotus root man, not only will it lose its magic power, but its hands and feet will become extremely stiff, and it will take care of it for a long time to survive.If you want to restore your flesh and blood, you must work hard to do good and eliminate evil, and accumulate merits in the ten directions.That's why Yun Zhongzi asked them to adopt the method of cultivating the soul with incense and fire, which is used to build temples and statues. It's just that they didn't expect that Nezha would still be a lotus root man in the end.

I chose a good location in the lotus pond and planted thousand-year-old lotus seeds. All I have to do now is to wait.

The cold winter of this year passed in a blink of an eye. After the first spring thunder of the new year, Vientiane was renewed and the drizzle began to linger.

"It's so scary! Let me out————" With Nezha's scream, the thousand-year-old lotus seeds that had been silent for the whole winter finally came out with a little spring green .

"Thousand-year lotus seeds have sprouted!" Lu Zhu, who was bending over to weed, saw the new green green that didn't look like weeds, and hurriedly slapped Yang Jian away to treat "Nezha" as the black hand that pulled out the weeds, and shouted .

"Nezha is saved! It's saved!" Yin Shiniang wept with joy after confirming that the new green was just a small lotus leaf that hadn't bloomed yet.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha scared sprouts! 】

[What a child, when the lotus seeds didn't germinate just now, the eyes were white and he thought he was dead and went to the underworld, and he threatened that he would not be afraid of the trial of the Ten Temples of Yama, but when he turned his head and saw a big earthworm, he was scared instantly 2333333 】

[The current Nezha's hostility is gone, and he is getting closer and closer to the little Nezha back then, so many people are helping him and loving him, he is "coquettish", normal hhhhh]

[What Nezha, now he is a lotus root, called Ou Ba! 】

[You are called Ouba, are you going to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit the recyclable garbage I picked up in Garbage Star Sorting? 】

[The trash guy in front!Is it the 7456 small spaceships you rewarded?Is it so profitable to pick up trash now? ? ? 】

[Yeah, after the classification policy came out, I, who was unemployed after graduating from a major in reading materials, finally turned around and started a business to help people sort garbage, collect money according to the amount, and make a lot of money. 】

[Mom, watching a live broadcast reminds me of the fear of being dominated by garbage sorting. It turns out that it's not the garbage guy but the big guy in charge of garbage sorting. He slipped away...]

"It's you... haven't I disappeared? Why can I still see you..." A small light appeared from the small lotus leaf, and the small figure of Nezha in white stood on the lotus leaf, looking up. He turned his head and looked at the large group of people surrounding him, puzzled.

"You, I must thank Miss Zhenzhen, Master Mao, and Daoist Yun Zhongzi. They stored your scattered souls in the thousand-year-old lotus seeds. Do you think you can still stand here and talk to us? In the future, you will Be good, listen to the teachings, and thank them quickly." Yin Shiniang pressed her hands on a circle of dirt fence specially built in the lotus pond to protect the thousand-year-old lotus seeds, looked down at Nezha's small figure, which was not as big as an adult's palm, and said earnestly .

Although Nezha's violent spirit has disappeared now, and he is willing to actively cooperate with everyone's wishes, he will restrain his stubborn and reckless heart and stay obediently in the fence as the villain at the bottom of the well.But now that the spring is cold, it is still not an easy task to grow Nezha.

After the rain, there will still be snow falling. Nezha is now sprouting. The most fearful thing is the frost, snow and cold wind. Seeing his shivering little figure huddled in the center of the lotus leaf, but he can't add clothes to him, Yin Shiniang feels distressed Extremely.

After Mao Xiaofang saw it, he deliberately cut some wood, and together with Yang Jian, he built a small shed for Nezha above the fence to protect Nezha from the wind and rain.

In addition to planting Nezha, which is the most important thing at present, other people's lives must continue.

In order to take care of Nezha's lotus root, Lu Zhu and Mao Xiaofang found a moderately sized house nearby, resumed their old business and opened a Taoist hall, fortune-telling for nearby villagers and healing some minor ailments; Yin Shiniang also lived here, but she She is really a super powerful woman, who handles all kinds of affairs such as farming, housework, and taking care of Nezha, and she does everything beautifully.Even the picky Yun Zhongzi, who occasionally brings his apprentices down the mountain to have a meal, couldn't help but praise Yin Shiniang from the bottom of his heart. Although she is a bit stupid, she is really a model of a good wife and mother.

The lotus leaf grows day by day, and begins to produce light pink and pale white buds.

On the day when the lotus was in full bloom, the delicate and charming lotus of the Yang family also had time to go ashore from the East China Sea Dragon Palace, cross the still bustling Chaoge City, and return to Xiqi to visit Nezha.

At this time, Nezha was showing off to Lu Zhu next to him that he had worked very hard and had grown two big and beautiful lotus flowers, and he was stunned when he heard another piece of good news that cheered him up.

"Brother! Nezha! I heard the news from Chaoge that Fei Tianzai has been begged by Xibohou for many times, and he will be released soon. Then you can be brothers again!" Lianhua hurriedly rushed to the lotus pond here.

"Great, our three brothers will be reunited soon!" Yang Jian shouted happily for the first time.

"That...everyone is so happy, I want to say one thing..." Lianhua looked at the crowd and said in a low voice, "There is a person who also wants to come and meet Nezha."

When Lu Zhu heard this, he quickly thought of the reason why Lianhua was so awkward.

Obviously, Nezha also guessed.

With Nezha's consent, Lu Zhu got up and together with Lianhua, pushed Ao Bing who was in a wheelchair over.

This pair of friends, today is the first meeting of both "rebirth after death".

To them, the events of the past few years seemed like a big dream when they were young and frivolous.Seeing each other today, there is no longer the aura of mutual hostility like before.

Hiding in the woods far away, watching the lotus root and the dragon after a few polite greetings and then both of them fell silent, Yin Shiniang was the first to speak: "Nezha has become a lot better, these two... should Won't fight again?"

"The third prince is the same. In the past few years, he has never said that he will find Nezha to seek revenge. stuff, but still a little uncertain.

"Do you want me to find the Dragon King?" Yang Jian blinked three eyes in a panic.

"Or my mother and I will go to Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi?" Huang Yan was also a little worried.

"Don't treat them like children. At the age of the two of them, they can already take on the responsibility of a man. I think we should look at the situation before making a decision." Mao Xiaofang, who once raised a litter of male apprentices, said That is called a pair of experienced looks.

"Don't worry, I can deal with it alone. After all, the two of them together can't beat me now." Lu Zhu waved his hand quite righteously.

This group of people who planted Nezha and raised dragons also cultivated feelings were stunned by the cold aura of Lu Zhu's words, and hurriedly came to pull her: "Don't be impulsive, talk slowly when you have something to say." ..."

"Don't mess around, don't move your hands, and return to your work! Otherwise, if they find out, they may really lose face and fight again." Lu Zhu rushed out of the encirclement of these "doting parents" .

Different from Lu Zhu's brain opening and painting style, Nezha and Ao Bing, two creatures who are not considered human now, politely apologized to each other and repented together After looking at the days of youth and frivolity in the past, for a while, it almost seemed a little sympathetic to each other.

However, as a male, the aggressive instinct is still hidden in his heart. The two third princes, Nezha and Ao Bing, who are one injured and one disabled, finally agreed to fight again after the recovery in the future. burden.

After that, Ao Bing also found a small palace in a nearby tributary of the East China Sea to live temporarily, and let Lianhua push him to visit Nezha from time to time.

"Long San, are you here to see me, or are you using my name to get closer to Lianhua?" Don't look at Nezha who blushes when he sees Lu Zhu, but he is very shrewd in judging others. Out of Ao Bing drunkard's intention is not to drink.

"Lotus root, you have used these two lotus flowers as an excuse to talk to the Goddess in Tsing Yi all summer, do you think you are very smart?" Ao Bing didn't read much before, but he has learned the ability to be foolish Pretty good.

"The growth of my two flowers is related to the appearance of the lotus root that will be my body in the future. Of course, I have to watch it every day!" Nezha hastily retorted.

"Cut, don't stand on tiptoe, no matter how much you stand on tiptoe, you are not as high as the fence now..." Ao Bing sighed, "Today my mother came here and brought several boxes of jewelry to give to the goddess And Lianhua, they probably won’t come here today.”

"Is there any mistake, your mother is really unnecessary!" Nezha waited on tiptoe for a long time before realizing that Lu Zhu might not come, and scolded Mother Long angrily.

"Hey! It's fine if you don't respect your mother yourself. Why are you scolding my mother? My mother loves me, and my mother is called Zhili. Goddess and Lotus have helped Dragon Palace a lot. It's normal to give some gifts!" Ao Bing has been pampered since he was a child, and when he heard Nezha scolding Dragon Mother, he immediately refuted Nezha.

"When did I disrespect my mother?!" Nezha became even more angry.

"Look!" Ao Bing pointed to the figure of Yin Shiniang in the distance carrying water and watering the ground. Mao Xiaofang next to him was probably worried about Yin Shiniang's thoughts, so he couldn't come forward to help, so he had to find someone to borrow a set of poles Bucket, to lighten her load a bit.

"Although not as good as my mother, your mother is really the best mother I have ever seen in the world." Ao Bing looked at Nezha and said, "She would rather give up your other two for you. Brother, I broke off the relationship with Li Jing, and now I am still taking care of you alone. What about you? Concerned about these mortal names, you obviously have such a good man by your mother's side, and you won't let your mother find him again, you... Does it cast a shadow on the character 'Daddy'?" The Dragon Clan has always been unrestrained, and breaking up or finding another one is common when they can't make it through.Thinking of the past, before the Dragon King and Dragon Mother arrived, it was Yin Shiniang who hugged him to comfort him and give him warmth.In Ao Bing's heart, he had long believed that Yin Shiniang was a good person, so he couldn't bear to see her working so hard now.

Nezha stared at the two figures for a long time, and when he was about to speak, he was suddenly interrupted by the sound of jingling rings.

"Don't be sullen, it's not that you don't know that your brother is too honest, obviously Huang Yan is interested in him, but he didn't notice it at all, and even praised the two who passed by on a boat in Huang Yan's face a few days ago Your girl is beautiful..." Lu Zhu walked towards this side while comforting Lianhua.

"That's right, my brother invited Huang Yan to see those two girls, so angry that Huang Yan still ignores him now..." Lian Hua thought for a while, and immediately laughed.

"What's wrong?" Nezha and Ao Bing asked in unison.

"Look, doesn't Lianhua look good today?" Lu Zhu gently pushed Lianhua forward, and the whole set of coral pearls and other deep-sea treasures made a pleasant sound with the movement of Lianhua.

"Hahahaha why are you wearing a seafood with a head on your lotus hahahahaha!" Nezha laughed so hard that he almost shrank into the ground.

Lu Zhu was almost planted in the lotus pond by Nezha, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the face of Lianhua changed again, and hurriedly patted Ao Bing who was stunned into a stump by the new shape of Lianhua: "Hey, Lianhua Do you look good today, don't you?"

Unlike Yang Jian and Nezha, the two steel straight men who don't know how to appreciate beauties and only care about smiling beauties, the raw materials of jewelry are seafood.Ao Bing, the dragon, is a diehard lotus fan, and he will definitely give the lotus, who rarely dresses up once, great confidence.

As Lu Zhu thought about it, Ao Bing also exclaimed as she thought: "Lian, Lianhua, you look so beautiful today..."

Lianhua's face paled when she heard the words, but she was not happy for a second before hearing Ao Bing's blank addition: "This set of seafood is very suitable for you..."

Lu Zhu next to him was speechless, covering his forehead with one hand and supporting Nezha's shed with the other, so as not to let himself fall down: Oh, she probably understands the real reason why Ao Bing couldn't catch up with Lianhua even though he tried his best to show affection up...

From then on, Ao Bing was temporarily unable to go out.However, he still didn't understand why the lotus was angry, so he had to sigh in the palace every day, trying every means to please the lotus.

And Lu Zhu was also irritated by Nezha's strange thinking, and didn't want to see him for the time being—she was also wearing several pearl hairpins at the time!

This early autumn, Nezha, who was counting the days pitifully until the lotus root grew up, had only Yin Shiniang, Mao Xiaofang and Yang Jian taking turns to take care of him.

Seeing that Mao Xiaofang was the only one taking care of his lotus root today, Nezha immediately popped out of the lotus leaf: "Hey, let's talk privately, two men."

"You?" Mao Xiaofang gave him a condescending look.

"What do you mean by that look? Although I am a little younger now, I have lived for 18 years, and I have been a ghost for three years, and I have been a lotus root for more than half a year. I am also an adult." Nezha was stimulated by Mao Xiaofang's eyes.

Seeing that Mao Xiaofang didn't bother to pay attention to him, he was bending over with a spoon and fiddled with something in the vat, so Nezha started talking again: "Although, you saved me twice, and you took back my scattered soul. , let Daoist Yun Zhongzi receive the millennium lotus seed, which is considered to be a kindness to me... But it doesn't mean that you can covet my mother, I don't want to call you a father."

"Father is the most annoying thing in this world!" Thinking of Li Jing's scumbag father, Nezha's teeth itch with anger.

"Hey, are you listening to me?"

"Do you really want to be my dad?"

"Hey, answer me, are you interested in my mother?"

Mao Xiaofang stood up straight, held up a spoon and looked at him: "I only know that you are interested in my apprentice."

"This, this... don't change the subject, everyone knows that I am interested in her! What about you, do you have an interest in my mother and want to be my father?" Nezha was at a loss for words, and quickly changed the subject again. return.

After thinking about it again and again, Nezha finally decided that it would be more reliable to let the square face in front of him be his stepfather than Li Jing's sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked biological father.

In this case, at least Yin Shiniang wouldn't be coaxed away by Li Jing's rhetoric from time to time to help the Li family's pile of garbage clean up.

After all, this... let's admit it.

So Nezha, who had thought it through clearly, said again: "Hey, let me declare in advance that even if you two become married, I won't call you a father, at most I will call you a master... what is this?!"

"Fat, it's time to fertilize you today." Mao Xiaofang said quite calmly.

"You! Wait! Let me shrink back into the lotus root and pour it again!...don't stretch out your hand!!!"

"……father!"

"Father! Can't I call you father?!"

"Father! Let me go, don't pour so much, I can smell the smell even in the lotus root!"

Turning around, she saw Yin Shiniang, who was coming to visit Nezha, with a stunned expression on her face. Mao Xiaofang wiped his hands unhurriedly after pouring the fertilizer, and then pointed at the lump of lotus leaves solemnly. : "It was his mouth that moved first."

"I didn't force it."

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Nezha: I am a young general with a horse and a silver spear. I am so proud that I would rather bend than bend!

Mother-in-law now: beatings in a stormy society.

Future stepfather: fresh manure full of love but extremely poisonous...

Nezha: I'm sorry, I'm just a son TAT

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Uncle Ying, who is sure to kill with one blow, looked at the three young men who successfully triggered the chasing wife crematorium without knowing it, and showed a smile that looked like a fool.