[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

Gusts of autumn wind send willow waves, bright moonlight

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[The thighs that the anchor can hold in this episode are really stronger and stronger. Ma Xiaoling is gone, and Lin Zhengying is here...]

[Reward the streamer with 233 small spaceships: What kind of god luck is the character template of the streamer in this round, every time he starts the game, he can first draw the strongest SSR card in the dungeon world of this round...]

[Hahahaha, the anchor who managed to jump from the bottom of the food chain (ordinary humans) to the top of the food chain (a generation of zombies) had less than three seconds of fun, and immediately met his master-class nemesis——Zombie Dao Changmao Xiaofang!This luck is not a god, it is clearly the devil among the devil...]

[Speaking of which, Zombie King General Chen is also both righteous and evil. He bit people because Kuang Tianyou and Kazuo Yamamoto slashed at each other on the grass and injured both of them. Kuang Fusheng was shot by the neon soldiers who were ambushing in secret and was shot into a near-death state. .So the general came over to bite and turned the three of them into zombies to save them, but he didn’t expect that the anchor was also dying at the time, so he came over and bit the anchor 233333】

[In "Zombie Daoist", most of the early plots of Daoist Mao Xiaofang played by Uncle Ying are chasing and killing the corpse king Xuankui. Here, a zombie in Qing Dynasty costume is called the corpse king.This is great, how depressed Uncle Ying must have been when he walked all night and met the anchor who is a real · Hanba level · generation zombie...]

Unable to pay attention to the hahahaha of the sand sculpture netizens, Lu Zhu bowed his head respectfully, expressing his harmlessness to Mao Xiaofang.

Looking at the creature in front of him who didn't know whether it was a female zombie or a human girl, Mao Xiaofang was really puzzled: This... who is considered a girl, obviously looks like a very advanced zombie, but there is no trace left by sucking human blood. Not only does he know their sect's formulas, but he also holds two lotus artifacts full of Buddhist compassion, and calls him master when he opens his mouth...

Although he was not wearing an exorcism robe, Mao Xiaofang, who was already quite aggressive just by his imposing manner, took a step forward cautiously, and said, "Get up and talk first."

Lu Zhu responded, and slowly stood up from the ground, then looked pitifully at Mao Xiaofang with the eyes that had turned back into human black pupils, and explained to Mao Xiaofang the reason why she appeared here in a soft voice .

"You said... you come from more than 50 years later?" Mao Xiaofang frowned upon hearing this.

"Yes, I studied with your future disciple He Yingqiu for a period of time. It's just because my aptitude is not good, so I only learned it as a show, but I am more talented in making magical instruments." Lu Zhu sincerely replied.

For Taoist Master Mao Xiaofang, who subdues demons and protects the righteous way in the world, and is a traditional protagonist with a dignified uprightness. In addition, Mao Xiaofang is an expert in Maoshan magic, and has a very high acceptance ability. Tell him the truth directly. It is more reliable than making up random things.

Therefore, Lu Zhu spent a lot of time talking and hiding some unimportant details, which made Mao Xiaofang believe that she came from the future world more than 50 years later.

Then Lu Zhu explained in detail the reason why she became a zombie: in order to save the doomsday world in the future, she responded to the call of Master Miaoshan and used the lotus magic weapon in her hand and the path of compassion to travel through time and space to return to the world 60 years ago. In [-], to stop the tragedy caused by the ancestor of the zombie and the king of the zombies.As a result, she was inadvertently attacked by neon soldiers and was injured to the point of death. In the end, she was bitten by the zombie king and turned into a second-generation zombie.

However, she also had a chance to be rescued by Empress Nuwa, so she was blessed by Empress Nuwa, which eliminated the negative effects of zombies sucking blood for her survival.

The current Lu Zhu has two avatars, one is the goddess in green clothes, Tiannu Ba, and the other is Han Ba ​​with white hair and red eyes.This is considered to have stepped into the fairyland with half a foot, and is already a half fairy and half demon. He just waits for Nuwa to do what Nuwa tells her to do, and accumulate enough merits to become a fairy.

When he heard that Lu Zhu's friend was the descendant of the Ma family of the exorcist dragon family in the north, but he came down to the south to settle in Xiangjiang, the later generation like him, Mao Xiaofang thought for a while, and seemed to understand something.

Southern Mao Beima, if he was still there at that time, he should not have worked so hard that the heirs of the Ma family settled in Xiangjiang, and beware of the reappearance of the generals.

The heirs of the Ma family settled in Xiangjiang in later generations, which can only prove one thing: something happened to him at some point in the future, and his "Southern Mao" lineage failed to leave any heirs capable of guarding the south.

Those who cultivate the Tao can never escape the five disadvantages and the three shortcomings.

In Lu Zhu's narration, his future apprentice, He Yingqiu, a disciple with a different surname, is a widowed old man with a lame leg, and he answered the word "disabled".

And now, he himself has been betrayed by all relatives, and even his apprentices feel grudges because of his accidental killing of Xiao Zun, so he has no choice but to move away from the crowd and move to the wilderness.These encounters, not to mention the word "independence", maybe in the future, because of too much karma, I will die of sudden illness, or die in battle with demons and evil ways.

Thinking of this, Mao Xiaofang couldn't help silently scrutinizing her as the only hopeful successor in his lineage: the girl in front of her was extremely lucky and unlucky among the cultivators.

Being able to receive such a blessing from Nuwa eliminates the negative influence of the five disadvantages and three shortcomings of the cultivator. No matter how poor the aptitude is, as long as the mind is stable, steady and persistent in cultivation, one day you will be able to shatter the void and ascend to immortality. It is extremely lucky .

In order to save the world, I accidentally drifted outside of time and space, and maybe I will never see my relatives and friends again in this life... How unfortunate is that.

The art of speech is that you don't have to talk too much or too much detail, you just need to throw hooks point by point to guide the other party to the train of thought you want. This is the most successful speech art.Because these are the conclusions reached by the other party after hearing what you said, and then "through their own thinking and summarization", they will have the greatest trust in this conclusion.

After gaining Mao Xiaofang's trust, Lu Zhu planned to follow Mao Xiaofang to the place where he lived for a temporary stay.Because Mao Xiaofang lives alone in the wilderness now, there is absolutely no resistance to adding another person to live in.

On the way, Mao Xiaofang said that he was a nine-year-old in the master's school, so he asked Lu Zhu to call him the ninth uncle, and his identity was the distant niece who came to Xiangjiang to seek his protection.

When he followed Mao Xiaofang back to the small hut, Mao Xiaofang also told her the reason why he lived alone here-he accidentally killed a little boy who was poisoned by corpse poison, felt deeply guilty, and decided to go back to the mountains and never ask about worldly affairs again. .

Mao Xiaofang said that the little boy named Xiaozun was bitten by the corpse king Xuankui and was deeply poisoned by the corpse. Even though he still retained a kind and pure heart of human beings, his body has become a zombie that needs to suck blood to survive. .Xiao Zun is a kind and good boy, all of them like him very much, and they all want to find a way to help Xiao Zun get rid of the corpse poison.Originally, according to the records in the ancient books, Master Zhong Jun from the Seven Sisters Hall recruited three people who were born at the time of Zhiyang Zhigang to perform exercises, which should be able to help Xiaozun drive away the poison of the corpse, but unfortunately there were some accidents, and it still failed. Xiao Zun was rescued.

Later, someone realized that Xiao Zun's life could be saved by freezing, and they delayed until everyone found a way to get rid of the corpse poison.So he chased to the abandoned hut where Xiaozun was hiding and wanted to call back Xiaozun who had escaped, but unexpectedly missed, unable to control the peach wood sword that exorcised the demon, and killed him by mistake.

When Mao Xiaofang said this, he couldn't help sighing: "If I hadn't missed, then you would have saved Xiaozun. Your real body is a zombie higher than the corpse king Xuankui. It shouldn't be difficult to decipher its corpse poison." Disaster."

"Wait, I think it's a bit weird." Lu Zhu nodded the table, thought for a while, and said: "Master, you are an expert who understands spells. You have never lost the wind in fighting the corpse king Xuankui for many years. It escaped from the south, logically speaking, you should not miss it. Is there any other reason for this?"

Seeing Mao Xiaofang's slightly shaken expression, Lu Zhu decisively dug out the barrage that called sand sculpture netizens to write the plot just now, and frantically checked it secretly.

Sure enough, as she expected, the real murderer of Xiaozun was not Mao Xiaofang who "wrongly done it" for a while, but a bosom friend of Mao Xiaofang named "Yang Feiyun".

Speaking of this Yang Feiyun, in the barrage description, he is an extremely strange character: he is an ordinary person with a mediocre fate, but he is not willing to be ordinary. Knowing that his wife who had been with him for many years was also a part of changing his life, he even personally set up a scheme to assassinate her.Later, he discovered that Mao Xiaofang and the fate of Zhong Bang, the legendary man of the fifth generation that Mao Xiaofang had taken a fancy to as an apprentice, were both his nemesis, so he wanted to get rid of them.

This guy approached pretendingly, pretending to be a good person, but when Mao Xiaofang was eager to save people and couldn't concentrate on controlling the mahogany sword, he secretly shot and killed Xiaozun.It made Mao Xiaofang think that Xiaozun was accidentally killed by himself, squeezed out by everyone in the town, and had nowhere to go. Under the discouragement, this guy persuaded him to go back to hiding as a friend, so Mao Xiaofang had to come to this lonely place in the wilderness Live down and guard the grave for the tragic death of Xiaozun.

Next, Xuankui, the corpse king who had seen everything in secret, would start drinking human blood to strengthen his strength because Xiaozun, who was rescued by him and bitten into a zombie and treated as his son, was murdered by Yang Feiyun, planning to seek revenge from Yang Feiyun.

But Xuankui, the corpse king, was unable to speak, and instead was beaten up by Yang Feiyun.In the end, it used self-explosion to force out the potential to create memory illusions, allowing Mao Xiaofang and others to see the truth of Yang Feiyun's killing of Xiaozun, and everyone knew that Yang Feiyun was a treacherous and sinister person.

Knowing all this, Lu Zhu, who is currently capable of walking sideways except for a few protagonists such as Mao Xiaofang in this world, rubbed his hands in a blowfly-like manner with a little excitement.

Thinking of Mao Xiaofang saying that he swore in front of Xiaozun's tomb that he would never catch ghosts or zombies, and that the mahogany sword that "manslaughter" a good man was also discarded by him, Lu Zhu rubbed his hands, and the anger in his heart went away. Cengcengceng to rise.

For a scum like Yang Feiyun, it would be a bit cheap for him to die early, but if he doesn't kill him immediately, he will come back again like a cockroach that can fly in the south.Therefore, it is better to act first and clean it up early.

"Murderer! Did you steal my secret book?!" A female voice came from outside, and Lu Zhu ran out to see that Mao Xiaofang, who was drying clothes outside the yard, was being scolded loudly by a thin woman.

The barrages started hahahaha again, and told Lu Zhu that the actress who told this woman was Yin Shiniang in the Hong Kong version of the Gods List, and in reality, she fell in love with Uncle Ying who played Mao Xiaofang when they were co-filming "Zombie Daoist". A good story.

Speaking of this, the atmosphere in the barrage took a turn for the worse again. It was a pity that this good story had no fate because Uncle Ying passed away due to illness, and heaven and man were separated forever.

And the role played by this actress here is the heroine of "Zombie Daoist" and the owner of the Taoist "Seven Sisters Hall", known as "Master Zhong" Zhong Jun.

Zhong Jun clung to Mao Xiaofang and cursed. Mao Xiaofang didn't even look at her from the corner of his eyes. After drying the clothes, he picked up a small bag next to him and went out the door.

Knowing that Mao Xiaofang wanted not to expose his "distant niece" for the time being, but seeing Zhong Jun following him aggressively, Lu Zhu also secretly followed behind the two of them.

Zhong Jun finally stopped scolding Mao Xiaofang when he saw that Mao Xiaofang was carrying the small bag to pay homage to the dead Xiaozun in the cemetery.

Seeing the two of them squatting on the ground silently burning paper for Xiaozun, and chatting a few words from time to time, Lu Zhu suddenly felt Ouyang Jiajia's kind of spontaneity when he saw that his relatives who had been lonely for a long time finally had the hope of starting a family. The inner aunt laughed.

Unfortunately, it didn't take long to laugh when a zombie wearing Qing Dynasty official uniform attacked Mao Xiaofang!

"Xuan Kui!" Zhong Jun exclaimed.

Mao Xiaofang pushed Zhong Jun away with one hand, blocked the corpse king Xuankui's attack with the other, and got up to fight with him.

Seeing that Mao Xiaofang only used body skills to avoid the corpse king Xuankui's attack, Zhong Jun gritted his teeth and took the opportunity to jump on Xuankui's back to control it, thus saving Mao Xiaofang who was obviously invincible because he didn't use Taoist attacks.

The corpse king Xuankui swung hard, and Zhong Jun fell heavily to the ground.

Lu Zhu, who was hiding in the dark, remembered that Mao Xiaofang had sworn not to use Taoism, so he stood up immediately and made the Ma family's exorcism gesture——

"Pro, soldier, fight, person, all, formation, row, in front, punish evil!"

Because of the nine-character mantra certification sent by Ma Xiaoling and the blessing of Dragon Ball, Lu Zhu was finally able to successfully summon the dragon!

The golden dragon roared and circled around the corpse king Xuankui, and when the golden dragon shadow disappeared, the corpse king Xuankui also fell weakly to the ground.

"Uncle Jiu! Are you alright?" Lu Zhu ran to Mao Xiaofang.

"I'm fine..." Mao Xiaofang, who was slightly injured, replied.

"I have something to do, I sprained my ankle!" Zhong Jun, who fell to the ground, yelled, and waved at Lu Zhu arrogantly: "Who is that, you are a relative of Taoist Master Mao, right? Come and help me, at least I will I also attacked Xuan Kui to save your ninth uncle..."

Speaking of this, the weak corpse king Xuankui who fell not far away let out a low howl.

Zhong Jun shut up instantly, as quiet as a chicken.

As Lu Zhu walked over, Xuan Kui looked at her in confusion and excitement, and quickly spoke in the language of zombies: Because it was ordered to supervise the burning of opium, it touched the interests of many people.Because of this, when the only son was playing with it in the back garden, he was killed by a killer flying in from outside the wall, and then the whole family was also killed by the killer.After it became a zombie, when it finally found the son who was reincarnated as Xiaozun, it found that Xiaozun was killed by the ghost of the neon soldier and was on the verge of death.

So, he bit Xiaozun, drank the first mouthful of human blood since he became a zombie, and then gave back the zombie blood to revive Xiaozun and turn him into a zombie.It's just that Xiao Zun was excluded by humans because of his zombie identity.That day he went to the hut to save Xiaozun, but he didn't expect to see his son being murdered by a traitor again...

"It turned out that he was the real murderer who killed Xiaozun?! I know, you can go at ease, and remember not to hurt innocent people." Under the influence of the blood of zombies, Lu Zhu also understood the language of zombies.So she pretended to listen to Xuan Kui ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

In the past, Mao Xiaofang and Zhong Jun were told the real cause of Xiaozun's death, but they obviously didn't believe it.

Lu Zhu thought for a while, and while Xuankui was still pitifully staying aside, he was reluctant to leave the only person who could "understand" his words and tell the truth for him, so he simply called out the Tsing Yi Goddess suit containing the energy of colorful stones , went to Xuan Kui's side and blessed it for a while.

This time, Xuan Kui finally didn't have to blew himself up tragically to create a memory illusion of the truth it saw that day.

Seeing the truth in the illusion that Yang Feiyun secretly manipulated Mao Xiaofang's mahogany sword to kill Xiaozun, both Mao Xiaofang and Zhong Jun were shocked.

The corpse king Xuankui forced himself to jump up from the ground. Because his zombie body was too stiff, he couldn't bow to Lu Zhu, the "senior", to thank him, but he still nodded heavily at Lu Zhu's side three times. Expressed its gratitude, then leaped away silently.

In the middle of the night, the night is as cool as water, a round of bright moon clears the sky, and the autumn wind blows the willow trees in the forest to sway like waves.

Under the bright moon, the truth will never be buried.