[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

You're my girlfriend, I'm your boyfriend, why are you having nothing with me now

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When Chen Daxiong came home, the first thing he saw was a pair of giant poster stands half a meter taller than him.

The person in the poster has slightly fluffy shoulder-length hair, a white shirt and jeans, and a flowery smile, just like the first love of thousands of boys' dream lovers.

However, Chen Daxiong glanced at the poster with great distaste: What kind of eyes are there, is there someone chasing after his savage sister?

Just as he was about to take a closer look at the poster, a boy in a plaid suit suddenly popped out next to him, holding a flower in his arms, which shocked him a lot: "What are you doing, you want to scare people?!"

"No, your sister Chunmei punished me to stand here for an hour before allowing me to go in." The boy holding flowers explained aggrievedly.

"I really don't understand what you guys are all doing around her? The diamond-encrusted one? Come, follow me in." Chen Daxiong said, beckoning the bouquet boy to go inside.

"Okay, okay..." The bouquet boy took a step subconsciously, but shook his head again and again as if he had realized it in an instant, "No, no, I'm only 5 minutes short of an hour."

It's hard to persuade a lowly person with good words, Chen Daxiong looked at the boy with bouquets speechlessly, and walked into the room by himself.

Inside the house, Chen's mother was talking to Chen Chunmei about the purpose of the anti-wolf electric stick: "Daughter, it's not good to be guarded by so many wild bees and butterflies outside every day. You have to put away this anti-wolf electric stick. Whenever something happens, you can press this button." Button - electrocute him!"

"Are you living in the school dormitory now? Okay, I'll help you clean up tonight...You're welcome, my dear sister." Chen Chunmei hung up the phone, and then looked helplessly at the buzzing man next to her. Mother Chen, "Mum, I know you're an expert on wolf prevention, but I'm talking on the phone right now, can you find someone else first?"

Chen's mother turned around resentfully, and immediately saw Chen Daxiong who was about to sneak back to the upstairs room while he was not paying attention.

"son!"

"Mom, I'm so unlucky today, don't touch me, whoever touches me will be unlucky!" Chen Daxiong hurriedly protested.

"Silly boy, how could it be, don't talk nonsense!" In order to show her position, Mother Chen put her arms around Chen Daxiong and comforted her, "You see, Grandma isn't all right... oops!"

Before she could finish her sentence, Mother Chen was hit by a wooden picture frame that suddenly fell from the wall.

"Isn't it? I've already reminded you." Chen Daxiong looked helplessly at Mother Chen who was pressed under the frame.

"Mommy, I told you to stop talking to him." Chen Chunmei stood up from the sofa when she heard the voice, and looked at Chen Daxiong's slightly thin figure with disgust on her face, "Look at his face." The look of picking ghosts' fate, not seeking to make progress and willing to degenerate, is a born loser!"

"Do you think you're good? You're big fat, flirtatious, wearing shirts without a bra, and born obscene. You are cheap!" Anyone can scold him, except the younger sister of a compatriot, so Chen Daxiong Not to be outdone, he fought back.

"Crafting ghosts" and "fat corpses" happen to be the words in Cantonese to describe people who are thin and short, and to describe people who are fat and tall; just like the so-called relationship between brothers and sisters in a family, they are either close or dislike each other.

Obviously, the brother-sister relationship between Chen Daxiong and Chen Chunmei is the latter.

It's unreasonable, she is so plump and sensual, and not only has a perfect face and a small pointed chin, but also a perfect figure and figure, this lame-eyed brother actually said that she is strong? !

The angry Chen Chunmei immediately shouted the opening sentence that is necessary for quarrels in the Guangfu area, and pushed Chen Daxiong who came over to scold her on the shoulder: "What!"

"What!" Chen Daxiong immediately replied to her.

This set of cycles, converted into the most classic "what do you look at" and "what are you looking at" in the northern scolding war, may evolve from mutual hatred to mutual fighting at any time.

"Okay! Don't quarrel anymore!" Mother Chen, who finally got up from the ground, separated the two who were fighting each other with difficulty, and hurriedly ran to open the door following the doorbell.

Taking advantage of Chen's mother to greet the repairman, Chen Chunmei and Chen Daxiong fought decisively.

"Do you know that the water leaks like this all day long, not to mention how expensive the water bill is, the noise alone makes me unable to sleep well, how can I bear it..." Mother Chen She was talking to the repairman about the leaking faucet, but the repairman's eyes only fell on the hall behind her.

"The one inside is even more unbearable!" Seeing that Chen Daxiong was stuffed into the trash can, Chen Chunmei kicked him a few times and finally turned around and sat on the lid to prevent him from struggling out... Witnessing such a spectacle with his own eyes The repairman pointed dumbfoundedly to the inner hall.

"Boy, baby, what's wrong with you?!" Chen's mother was startled when she turned her head, she rushed over and waved away Chen Chunmei, opened the lid and looked at Chen Daxiong who was rolled into a ball with concern.

"I really failed, I can't even beat my sister... I'll just die..." Chen Daxiong in the trash can was as angry as silk.

"Have you finally understood? You, after 12 years of elementary school and 12 years of middle school, you still can't graduate. I'm going to graduate from college soon. How dare you be my brother, tsk." Chen Daxiong, who couldn't come out, sneered.

"Oh, daughter, your elder brother is a bit slow in development, just let him go. Mom knows you are smart, and you have finished college so early, so don't irritate your elder brother anymore." Chen's mother was in a dilemma, and finally helped Chen Daxiong, who looked more vulnerable, spoke.

"So, there is a gap between people. For example, a middle school classmate of mine, who was the same year as me, skipped a grade and finished his Ph. D. and came back to teach middle school. My elder brother is still in middle school——Mommy, do you know this? It makes me lose face among my classmates!" Chen Chunmei complained.

"Grandmother, pull me out, wait until I kill this poor woman, and see if she dares to deny me as my brother!" Chen Daxiong climbed out of the trash can with the help of Chen's mother, with a fierce look It looks like he wants to beat up his own sister violently.

However, Chen Chunmei is not afraid at all: as long as Chen Daxiong is so posing but not practical, within three seconds, this silly brother will have to run upstairs and cry.

really.

Seeing Chen Daxiong ran upstairs with his face covered in sobs, Chen Chunmei coaxed Chen's mother to ask the repairman to fix the faucet, and went to the flower pot to pick a handful of grapefruit leaves to wipe his face.

I'm going to Lu Zhu's house to help clean up later, but I can't let the stupid brother's bad luck get to her old friend!

Dip a grapefruit leaf in water and sweep it from head to toe. Chen Chunmei hurriedly picked up her backpack again, passed by the messy and flooded kitchen made by Chen's mother, went upstairs and shouted: "I am here today!" Go back to the school dormitory to sleep late, Mommy has an appointment with UncleRichard to discuss business, you can settle the dinner yourself."

"Which day didn't I solve it by myself?" Chen Daxiong looked over lifelessly.

Seeing Chen Chunmei walking downstairs with the fragrance of grapefruit leaves, Chen Daxiong smelled the smell of his body rolling in the mud and dust, and suddenly felt a little bit in the mood to take a bath: "I also have to find some grapefruit leaves to wash Get rid of this bad luck..."

As soon as the words fell, the collapsed bookshelf crushed him underneath.

When Chen Daxiong struggled to climb out from under the bookshelf by himself, there was no one in the house.

Facing such an irresponsible mother and sister, Chen Daxiong sighed, went to the refrigerator to get a few cans of soda, and then came to the rooftop and sighed: "My God, are you really going to play me like this? !"

"I've been unlucky for so long, can't you pity me and send some gods down to rescue me? Otherwise, what's the point of my life?!"

"You can't die by jumping off a building. How about this? If you really don't like me, just strike a thunderbolt down and kill me!"

As the saying goes, good spirits are not spirits and bad spirits, following Chen Daxiong's falling sound, several extremely dazzling blue lights fell on it crackling, blowing up countless dust and smoke.

"Don't take this kind of spaceship next time, it makes me dizzy..." Tie Mian frowned and rubbed his temples.

Although the time spaceship technology in the special police department is more mature and stable than the time machine technology of Young and Dangerous Boys, but when the time spaceship travels through time and space, it takes too much energy to locate time and space.

"There's a little ghost over there." Fa Xing looked at Chen Daxiong who was huddled in the corner, "Hey, is this in 1993?"

"Why did you climb up to the roof of our house?" Although Chen Daxiong is an over-aged repeater, no matter how you look at it, he can't do anything, but in fact, the Chen family is quite wealthy. Not only is the house an independent small western-style building with a swimming pool and a large viewing terrace. , even the location is in the most typical mid-level area where rich people gather in the [-]th district of Xiangjiang.

"We didn't climb up, we fell down." Tie Mian simply explained.

"We are the flying dragon special police of the 2043 government." Broomhead added.

"Oh, Flying Dragon Special Police..." Chen Daxiong murmured, his color suddenly changed and he ran away quickly, "There are thieves! Robbery! Help!"

Tie Mian, Broom Head and Fafa Xing quietly watched him run away without a trace, and when they were about to leave here, they suddenly kicked another letter.

"Sheng Yuqiang Middle School, Chen Daxiong?" Tie Mian saw the words on it clearly, and immediately turned his head to look to the side, "This brat and the judge are classmates."

"Catch him back and ask." The broom head and the developed star left in an instant.

At this time, Chen Daxiong, who was stunned by the fact that three Kongwu powerful, tall and mighty men broke into the house, just ran to the second floor.

A man's head with streaked red hair suddenly rose from the window of the corridor.

With a self-righteous and kind smile, Dafaxing clasped his hands together to show his friendliness.

"Ghost!" Seeing for no reason what looked like a slender ghost in horror legends, Chen Daxiong's short hair was about to explode.

He suddenly turned around and rushed towards the room. When he reached the door, he realized that the door of his room had been blown shut by the wind in the corridor at some point, and the door lock could not be turned no matter how hard he turned.

Chen Daxiong was sweating profusely as he twisted the door lock, and a figure with soaring hair flashed behind him: "Do you want me to help?"

Seeing that it was the guy with broom-like hair from the rooftop trio, Chen Daxiong's mentality collapsed, and he ran into a big hole in the door like a wild dog, and fled downstairs in a panic.

Seeing the dawn of the gate was in front of him, Chen Daxiong opened it hopefully—there seemed to be a man in an iron mask guarding the gate!

Anger grew from his heart to evil, Chen Daxiong completely ignored Tie Mian's explanation of "we have no malicious intentions", and raised his fist to punch him in the face!

With a bang sound, the fist that was swung out seemed to hit an iron plate, and Chen Daxiong screamed out in pain on the spot: "Oh——Mom!"

"You seem more malicious..." Tie Mian glanced at Chen Daxiong who fainted on the spot after failing to fight back and suffering from pain in confusion.

Seeing this, the three of them hurriedly helped him up to wake him up, and while he was still in a daze, they briefly and quickly explained to Chen Daxiong why they came here.

"Are you really from 2043?" Chen Daxiong recalled the Doraemon comics he had read before, and thought that he finally had a bright future with bodyguards and nanny in the future. If I really helped you find Judge Yu Tiexiong, what good would I do?"

"What benefits do you want?" Broomhead asked with interest.

"I want a lot of money, a lot of women, and a dozen sports cars!" Chen Daxiong said excitedly.

"Do you think we are giants in Aladdin's lamp?" Iron Face asked with a frown.

"Of course you are not giants, but you are the people of the future, so you can predict." Chen Daxiong hurried forward, "You just need to tell me which horse will win tomorrow and which stocks will rise."

"Then let me ask you, do you know which horse would outperform and which stock would rise in 1943?" Iron Face asked back.

"How do I know?" Chen Daxiong was stunned.

"Then it's over, and we don't know." Iron Face folded his hands and explained patiently, "Besides, history cannot be changed. Even if you know the result in advance, you still won't be able to buy it for other reasons."

"That's true..." Chen Daxiong nodded, and then turned his face instantly, "Then why should I help you, raise three trash, and lose money!"

"Have you ever been bullied?" Dafaxing asked.

"Being bullied every day." Chen Daxiong replied without thinking.

"Which subject did you fail?" asked the broom head

"I failed all subjects." Chen Daxiong continued to reply.

"Are there any wishes that have not been fulfilled?" Tie Mian finally asked.

"I have never had a wish come true." Chen Daxiong said here, and stared sadly at this side: "My life is already so difficult, so don't bother me anymore, okay?"

"No." The three of them said in unison, "We can help you. You won't be bullied anymore, you can get A's in all subjects, and all your wishes can come true!"

"Isn't this more powerful than Doraemon?!" Chen Daxiong was very excited, but after thinking about it, he still found it unbelievable, "I want to ask, you are so good, why did you only find me?"

"Because the time spaceship sent us to the rooftop of your house, we must be picked up from there after the [-]th day." Tie Mian explained, "Besides, you are a student of Sheng Yuqiang Middle School, so we simply send us here. Make it our base camp."

"No, Ji'an doesn't allow me to go to school, he will beat me to death if he sees me." Chen Daxiong suddenly remembered this, "He is a big boss in the school, he takes a girl to school every day, he is very imposing of."

"Unless the three of you are willing to help me..."

"What are you afraid of? Tomorrow, ask Dafa Xing to dress up as Binzai to accompany you to school, and find out who Judge Yu Tiexiong is." The broom said disapprovingly.

"Aren't you going?" Chen Daxiong asked.

"To control a small school, Prosperity Star can do it alone!" The broom head said and went to play games with Tie Mian, "Have you contacted Aaron to report that we arrived at the destination safely?"

"I have contacted. It said that Aaron had a temporary mission to go to Tokyo to investigate, and now another colleague is in charge of our contact." Tie Mian replied.

"Don't worry, I will vent your anger on you tomorrow." Fascinated Star comforted Chen Daxiong casually when he was free.

"Then I don't have to be afraid tomorrow!" Chen Daxiong thought happily: Not only can he defeat Yu Ji'an, his deadly enemy, but he can also show his prestige in front of the miss. It's so cool!

In the university dormitory on the other side, Chen Chunmei also happily lay down on the sofa in the living room: she was smart enough to say that she would go back to the school dormitory to sleep, but in fact she came to the staff dormitory where Lu Zhu lives now.

Lu Zhu's parents are university professors who have been abroad for many years, but the dormitory assigned by the school will still be cleaned regularly, and there is actually not much cleaning and tidying for the two of them.

Regardless of her excuse that the faucet in the house has not been repaired, and that she misses Lu Zhu after not seeing her for a long time, she insists on letting Lu Zhu relax and let her stay overnight in the guest room tonight.

"By the way, have you been chasing after you for so many years?" Chen Chunmei asked tentatively.

"Of course there is, but my boyfriend has something to do recently. I heard that he is going to Tokyo. He will contact me when he finishes his work." Lu Zhu put the brewed coffee on the coffee table, smiling sweetly.

The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-12-2701:15:49~2020-12-2901:48:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the deep water torpedo: Hatake Ao 1;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Diancui, Pudorami, and Jiqing;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Duan Chisu; 5 bottles of kousha and Fengyue Wubian; 257690732 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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In order to repay the support of the little cute people before, I should add 3 more chapters to show my gratitude. This is the first time to add more chapters. For the next three weeks, I will add 1 more chapters every Monday night to pay off the debt ^_^

The update on Tuesday night tomorrow is still normal~

I really don’t have any more, and I won’t keep the account if you vote again_(:D」∠)_