[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

It's because I'm still not used to it, and I will worry about you again and again within a limited time sooner or later

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What should I do if my teammate's IQ goes offline and he jumps out and is "caught raped in bed" by his old father? Urgent, wait online!

Lu Zhu secretly glared at Yang Guo, the pig teammate whose IQ is below the tier, and also opened his mouth: "Yang Guo and I were talking about something just now, and later he said he was a little dizzy, so I quickly helped him up." Rest on my bed..."

While talking, Lu Zhu secretly used his hand hidden in his sleeve to "accidentally" drop some pastries to the ground.

"Ah? Guoer, are you not feeling well? Why do you feel dizzy?" Guo Jing subconsciously wanted to care about Yang Guo who woke up from the excitement with his eyes downcast and his mind wandering.

However, Guo Jing's thinking is simple and simple, but also because of his superior martial arts and five senses, he is not so easily deceived.

Therefore, Guo Jing was concerned about Yang Guo's reaching out halfway, when he keenly noticed a few soft sounds of soft food falling to the ground.

Looking down at the cakes on the ground, Guo Jing looked at Lu Zhu with hatred: "Fu'er! How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to eat at night!"

His daughter was already poor in aptitude, and she refused to study hard, and she was so greedy to enjoy the little mouth that she couldn't stop eating. He had already talked to Huang Rong about the supper issue many times, but why? The wife who dotes on her daughter is still obedient and obedient.

Lu Zhu curled his lips: "Can you blame me? The food my mother cooks is really delicious, so what if I eat more, at worst, go back and practice for a while, won't it be consumed?"

"You're the one who can say it best!" Seeing Lu Zhu's eloquence, and looking at the little pastry froth left at the corner of Yang Guo's mouth, Guo Jing tapped her forehead angrily, "You also brought your big brother Yang to death. ..."

The two children secretly hid in the room to eat... As for it?Did he not feed them enough?

Oh yes, it seems that Yang Guo really didn't eat much tonight.

So it was Yang Guo who was hungry in the middle of the night, got up and asked for food from Lu Zhu, who must have stored food, the two of them ate like this, and finally found that the adults at home came here, so they hurriedly hid?

This... It's not as good as the two of you childhood sweethearts having a vague relationship!

Seeing Guo Jing heartbroken and distraught with the two children, Huang Rong took a look at the bed and the cakes that fell on the floor, shook her head, smiled lightly, and did not speak again.

In fact, she had already guessed that there was someone in the bed.

I deliberately stayed here to say this to my daughter, partly out of sincerity, partly because I wanted to relieve Yang Guo and let him understand my previous painstaking efforts.

Why Yang Guo came here, she probably knew in her heart - there are many things that children don't want to tell adults, but they will talk to children who are about the same age as themselves. A unique behavior between.

So she just followed her plan, but she didn't expect that Guo Jing would come to talk to her daughter suddenly, and the words would definitely impress Yang Guo.

Yang Guo is a child, she can roughly see it: the heart is not bad, but inferiority and extreme, always thinking wildly, always making up a lot of things in his brain because of a little thing or a word, and Ke Zhen'e There are similarities but the same effect, what is most needed is a good word, take the soft but not the hard.

The way she treated Yang Guo before was indeed wrong, but this time, she knew how to do it.

Sure enough, since Huang Rong changed the way he treated Yang Guo, Yang Guo, who studied with Huang Rong, no longer had the old resentment.

Huang Rong not only taught him calligraphy, but also martial arts. Every time she taught him something, she would be persuaded by all kinds of good words. The reasons were nothing more than "Aunt Guo taught you this way for your own good", Auntie taught you another special skill today", "Auntie Guo really loves you, so she taught you this"...

In addition, good words of praise are also thrown out basket after basket without money. The sugar-coated shells hit Yang Guo dizzy, and occasionally Guo Jing asked him to go out to practice kung fu, and he would reply tactfully to his dearest Uncle Guo: "Aunt Guo I haven't mastered what I taught me in the morning, so I'll go there later..."

Guo Jing was also happy to hear about it: "No problem, your Aunt Guo is much smarter than me, so you can focus on learning what Aunt Guo taught you first."

To be honest, Guo Jing's teaching style is open and simple, simple and heavy, and it is indeed not as good as Huang Rong's, which is flying, jumping out of the bells and whistles, and Yang Guo's flexible mind, can't sit still, wants to learn everything and loves to take shortcuts. Don't you love the pretentious and fanciful Peach Blossom Island martial arts?

Lu Zhu, who had to squat on Guo Jing's horse for an hour before starting to learn, expressed envy and hatred: It stands to reason that her material, which is not good at practicing internal skills, is most suitable for Huang Rong's style of moves, not Guo Jing's. Internal force flow.However, after she learned martial arts from Huang Rong for a while, Huang Rong returned her with the reason that "my daughter is spoiled and slow in practicing martial arts, so brother Jing should treat her"...

The reason, is nothing more than that Yang Guo, who is too lazy to learn, will draw inferences from one example, and she is like a mentally retarded person who matches her normal learning progress?

Fortunately, everyone still has to learn literature from Huang Rong in the morning, and practice martial arts with their own masters in the afternoon. Otherwise, Guo Jing's "Master will show you again, huh? What? Don't understand? Okay, Master will show you again, and you can watch it again." , practice more, practice more, and you will get used to it slowly, the master used to come here in the same way” teaching method, sooner or later, she and the three of them will have to be practiced and useless...

Unexpectedly, practicing martial arts can also give Guo Jing a tricky tactic, Lu Zhu is really tired and doesn't like it.

It stands to reason that with her and Xiaowu's qualifications, it would be best to have a master who can teach things a little bit, but Guo Jing is the kind who is meticulous, inflexible, and only knows to study hard, just like someone who can't give lectures. The master said to Mengxin Xiaobai that you keep practicing, keep practicing, and you will have a breakthrough if you practice thoroughly, but he doesn't explain the principle at all——

Then Mengxin Xiaobai, whose physical fitness was completely inferior to the master's physique back then, just listened to it, and practiced a whole body of pain and illness, not only made no progress, but even regressed.

Originally, Lu Zhu had some expectations at the beginning, thinking that Guo Jing's martial arts skills are all the best, even if he can't learn Guo Jing's level and learn some tricks and ostentatious moves, it can benefit himself in the future.In the end, he didn't expect to meet Guo Jing, a naive master who probably didn't understand that his martial arts was strong because of his profound internal strength.

In order to prevent Guo Jing from misleading his disciples, Lu Zhu tried every means to think of reasons. Here he said he didn't understand, and there he said he didn't know how to practice. He insisted on guiding Guo Jing little by little to explain his experience in practicing this kung fu. Come out——after such painstaking efforts, the three men unanimously decided that she was a scumbag among the scumbags...

As time went by, even Ke Zhen'e, who loved her the most, couldn't stand it anymore: "Fu'er, think for yourself when you have time, don't bother your father if you don't understand, and you don't even look at Yang Guo, Once you learn it, you have learned all the martial arts of Peach Blossom Island and Jiangnan Seven Heroes, and you are still practicing Yuenv Sword..."

Ke Zhen was disgusted and tired: Unexpectedly, Fu'er's qualifications are not as good as Guo Jing's, and she also likes to be lazy and play tricks...

Lu Zhu was also heartbroken: If this was the original version of Yue Nu Aqing's Yue Nu Sword, she would have to learn it thoroughly, but unfortunately this Yue Nu Sword is just a set of swordsmanship passed down to Guo Jing by Han Xiaoying, one of the Seven Monsters in the South of the Yangtze River. It's not the incomparably exquisite original Yue Nu Sword.

And the source of this sword technique is that it was passed down by the Yue girl Ah Qing to the Yue country swordsman through the sword shadow, and then passed down by the Yue country swordsman, and then it was tracked down by a famous swordsman in the Tang Dynasty. In other words, This is the reprinted, reprinted, engraved, and repaired Yue Nu Sword that has been cut over and over again. Who wants to learn it seriously?

Besides, she can't practice internal skills well. In fact, she can't go far in martial arts. It's better to save more time to study firearms.

For the tough stubble on the battlefield like the Mongolian cavalry, it is necessary to give heavy firepower to suppress this arrogance.

It's a pity that others don't understand her planning for a rainy day, they only think that she has poor talent and is lazy and refuses to study hard.Yang Guo dawdles because of his natural talent, but she can't learn it well and doesn't bother to learn it.

Huang Rong and Yang Guo couldn't see it, and would give her a little trouble from time to time, but in the end, both of them were defeated by the beauty of the vase, and they sighed countless times.

If it weren't for her good looks and acting like a baby, bearing the label of such an ultimate scumbag, even breathing would be wrong on the island.

With the eyes of the whole family hating iron and steel, Lu Zhu endured it calmly for five years.

On this day, in the study, Lu Zhu was satisfied with the long carved copper vase sent by Jiangnan: the quality of this "vase" can already be used as a cannon barrel to start testing.

He reached out to touch the prepared ammunition, but found nothing.

"Yang Guo! Get out!" The only one who can quietly touch the things around her is Yang Guo, who has practiced his hands and empty skills to the peak.

Zhu Cong, the second most talented scholar among the Seven Monsters in the South of the Yangtze River, is unparalleled in the world in terms of his martial arts skills and stealing skills.When Yang Guo first studied literature, Huang Rong used the excuse of passing on Zhu Cong's skills, and went around in circles. Yang Guo really did what Yingnian said, and learned all the literary talent and stealing skills of a master scholar.

"Uncle Guo and Aunt Guo have something to do with us, so don't play here anymore." Yang Guo poked his head out from behind the bookshelf, the young man's already opened eyebrows were full of suave and unruly style.

Accustomed to this beauty attack for many years, Lu Zhu calmly let go of the long carved tube in his hand, followed Yang Guo's footsteps and walked outside.

Anyway, they don't think highly of her love to toss about these "uncanny skills and obscenity" foreign objects, and only consider the level of their own martial arts training as a judgment of the future development. If they put it here casually, they are not afraid that someone will check This cannon barrel is disguised as a straight vase.

Accustomed to Lv Zhu's willful way of persuasion, no matter how persuaded, Yang Guo ignored her new gadget, and after bringing her to the Jing Rong couple, he cupped his hands: "Uncle Guo, Aunt Guo, and sister Fu have already brought her here. gone."

It may be because of the natural envy and hatred of the scumbags towards the gods of learning. Lu Zhu sweetly calls brothers Dawu and Xiaowu; Senior Brother Yang, etc. forget about the respectful titles they have given to their elder brothers, and the one who opens his mouth is Yang Guo.

Thinking of this, Yang Guo glanced dissatisfiedly at Lu Zhu who was walking under the scorching sun with a slight blush on his cheeks.

This delicate and pitiful beautiful appearance really makes people feel uneasy.

Forget it, what do you care about with my sister who is anxious about IQ? As a brother, he just needs to be more generous.

"The Mongolian iron cavalry is eyeing the Song Dynasty, so next, Rong'er and I plan to hold a hero meeting at Dasheng Pass, distribute hero posts widely, elect a martial arts leader, and call on the Central Plains martial arts to unite and protect the Song Dynasty." After Guo Jing explained the reason why he planned to hold the hero meeting, he looked at Lu Zhu and the others, "Fu'er Guoer, you go all the way south, Xiaowu and Wu go all the way north, and send the hero posts to the various sects, villas, etc. At that time, All of us will meet at Lujiazhuang in Dasheng Pass."

"Okay, anyway, I have to go to the south of the Yangtze River every year, and I will drop by." Lu Zhu agreed straightforwardly.

In order to make suitable cannon barrels, Lu Zhu opened a craft bronze ware shop in Jiangnan every summer when he followed Ke Zhen'e to the south of the Yangtze River, and took in many refugees to work.On the surface, they are making craft copper wares for sale. In fact, those carving crafts are just a cover to deceive people.

For this reason, the 2.0 version of the small wooden gun that she worked on alone has now evolved into the 5.1 version of the carved long-barreled firearm that can shoot seven consecutive shots...

Due to the material limitation caused by the smelting process, the long-barreled firearms are still not as durable as the thermal weapons of the later generations. After a few uses, they will become fragile due to the burning of the gunpowder and will be scrapped directly.

But what does it matter? She has Zhuangzi, and she makes a batch when she makes it. She carries three or five packed sticks with her at any time, and a small box of unfilled ones in her luggage...even if she encounters a five-jue level A top expert, as long as there is enough ammunition, it is worthwhile.

According to Lu Zhu's request, Zhuangzi will send a batch of "handicraft" samples newly designed by Lu Zhu to Peach Blossom Island every year; and the formula of gunpowder is only in Lu Zhu's hands, and he is not afraid of the secret of the firearm being leaked.

Now all the workers in Zhuangzi think that what they make is handicraft...

Lu Zhu: After I finish the guns and cannons, I will go out and show you guys who respect martial arts and look down on technology what is the charm of chug chu and bang bang!

With this good wish to promote the development of science and technology with their own strength, Lu Zhu and Yang Guo went all the way, and soon the hero posts were almost delivered.

Thinking that I haven't been to Zhongnan Mountain to see the little dragon girl this year, and the Heroes Conference is busy next time, so I definitely won't be able to go.So Lu Zhu counted the time, calculated that it would be some days before the hero meeting, and told Yang Guo that she wanted to go to the tomb of the living dead in Zhongnan Mountain.

"Eunuch Ke used to accompany you. Now that Eunuch Ke has gone to Dasheng Pass, let me accompany you." Although he didn't like the gloomy ancient tomb, Yang Guo was even more worried about his IQ. The anxious girl walked the rivers and lakes alone.

It was also because they went in time, today Xiaolongnv went wrong with her practice and suffered internal injuries, Grandma Sun was too weak to help, she was in a hurry, suddenly saw that Lu Zhu, who would come here every year to study with Xiaolongnv for a period of time, came early, said happily : "Fu'er, are you here?"

When she got closer, she realized that Ke Zhen'e was not there, but a handsome young man was by her side instead.

"Where's that stubborn old man with a weird temper?" Grandma Sun asked suspiciously.

In fact, Grandma Sun and Ke Zhen'e don't deal with it very much. An old straight man and a man who has a prejudice against men are naturally enemies. In the past, after Ke Zhen'e sent Lu Zhu to the place, he went down the mountain and lived in the village below the mountain. .

But today, Xiao Longnv was injured and needed someone to help her recuperate. Even if Grandma Sun didn't like Ke Zhen'e, she still wanted to ask him to help her this time.

Hearing Lu Zhu's explanation of the reason why Jing Rong and his wife, Ke Zhen's evil gang, were not available to accompany them during the hero meeting, Grandma Sun sighed.

"It's okay, mother-in-law, Yang Guo's martial arts are also good, and he can also heal Sister Long's wounds." Although he did not form a master-student relationship, he also learned the martial arts moves of Xiaolongnv. Later, Lu Zhu and Xiaolongnv became sworn sisters, and they called Xiaolongnv Sister Long.

"That's good, that's good!" Grandma Sun was overjoyed, and hurriedly led him back to the ancient tomb.

It's just that the room leaked and it rained all night, Xiao Longnv's internal injuries hadn't healed yet, and Li Mochou had already brought her disciple Hong Lingbo up the mountain to ask for the ancient tomb sect's unique study "Jade Heart Sutra".

"My dear junior sister, according to the legacy of the patriarch and mother-in-law, no stinky man is allowed to step in the ancient tomb, who is this person?" After many years, Li Mochou no longer recognized Lu Zhu and the two of them.

Seeing Lu Zhu's pretty appearance and being a woman, Li Mochou thought that she was Xiao Longnv's apprentice; as for Yang Guo who is a man...on the spot, there was no need for reason.

"They are my guests, you don't need to implicate others in the matter between us." Xiao Longnu forced herself to sit up.

As soon as the words were finished, Xiao Longnv suddenly jumped up and attacked Li Mochou.

Lu Zhu and Yang Guo were about to step forward to help, but Granny Sun grabbed them one by one, pressed the mechanism and led them into another stone room.

When the secret door of the mechanism was about to close, the blood-stained little dragon girl in white also flashed in at the last opportunity.

"Oops, my sister's disciple mistakenly activated the mechanism of the Dragon-Breaking Stone in the chaos, and we are all trapped in the ancient tomb!" The loud noise outside was the sound of the Dragon-Breaking Stone being put down. Xiao Longnv, who has always been calm and reserved, couldn't help but change color.

Hearing Grandma Sun say that Wang Chongyang invited hundreds of people to work together to move the Broken Dragon Stone, Yang Guo's face changed drastically: With a few of them, even if they don't count the previous suspicions and gather the strength of Li Mochou's master and apprentice, they will never be able to move it. Open the dragon-breaking stone weighing more than ten thousand catties.

Could it be that he died before he left the school, and that he would be buried in the ancient tomb because of his kind deed of saving people at a young age?

Just when Yang Guo was thinking wildly, Lu Zhu spoke slowly: "Sister Long, I used to wander around the ancient tomb, and in the stone chamber where the sarcophagus is placed, I found a very slight sound of air flow and water flow. Will there be a hidden way out?"

"You can give it a try. My sister is not very good at martial arts, and she can learn miscellaneous things." Thinking of Lu Zhu's life in Peach Blossom Island since he was a child, he has excellent water skills, and Lu Zhu has also studied the hidden weapons of organs. Yang Guo immediately helped explain the situation.

But as soon as these words came out, both Xiaolongnv and Grandma Sun couldn't help giving him a cold look: Lu Zhu's martial arts learning also has a part of Xiaolongnv. To say that Lu Zhu didn't learn well is not the same as saying that the ancient tomb sect is not good at teaching!

Knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue, Yang Guo didn't dare to say any more, and followed in despair at the end of the team.

The Nine Yin Scriptures and an underground waterway were discovered from the mechanism hidden in the sarcophagus. When the four of them were about to swim to escape, the master and apprentice Li Mochou, who was looking for the four of them all the way, went through the many stone chambers of the ancient tomb and chased after them. up.

Among the six people, only Lu Zhu and Yang Guo can swim and dive, Lu Zhu brought Xiaolongnv, Yang Guo brought Grandma Sun, it was already reluctant; Li Mochou's master and apprentice even used the grappling method to grab Yang Guo's arm and not let go , was abruptly dragged behind, passed through the underground sewer, and escaped with them.

While spitting water out of luck, Yang Guo disgustedly and relentlessly pushed away Li Mochou's master and apprentice's fingers that were grabbing him one by one, before he touched their acupuncture points.

"Senior sister, please do as you please!" Seeing that Li Mochou's master and apprentice had all been sealed and immobilized, Xiao Longnv helped up Grandma Sun who was injured by Li Mochou in the water, said something coldly, and followed Lu Zhu The two left.

At the foot of the mountain, I found the farmhouse that Ke Zhen'e used to live in to recuperate. After confirming that Granny Sun's internal injuries would take at least two or three years to recover, Lu Zhu asked worriedly, "What are you going to do in the future?"

"I was planning to go back to the ancient tomb after my senior sister left, but now that Grandma Sun is like this..." Xiao Longnv lowered her head in distress.

She doesn't know the ways of the world, and the materials in the ancient tomb are purchased by Grandma Sun regularly. Without Grandma Sun's care, she can't live in the ancient tomb for a long time only relying on jade bee jelly.

"Miss Long, I'm not in the way..." Granny Sun thought for a while, then said, "I can go to Fu'er's village in the south of the Yangtze River to recuperate, and you can go out with Fuer to see the scenery of the river and lake. You go back to the ancient tomb."

"I also have to recover from my injuries, and I also need to practice the martial arts from the Jade Heart Sutra and the Nine Yin Manual..." Xiao Longnv, who had never seen the bustling outside world, immediately began to make excuses for her house.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here!" Lu Zhu comforted Xiao Longnv, until she no longer resisted traveling so much, then left the room to prepare for other matters.

"I've finished everything, you go and rest." After Yang Guo paid the borrowed money to the peasant couple, he turned to look at Lu Zhu.

Everyone travels in the direction of the vagabond, why is he becoming more and more like an old lady who takes care of the whole family?

Yang Guo was puzzled.

"Are you planning to take that dragon girl to the rivers and lakes?" Seeing Lu Zhu sitting down to drink water, Yang Guo who heard the conversation outside asked.

"En." Lu Zhu nodded.

He said some more words in a neutral manner, and finally talked about the old things about Wang Chongyang and Lin Chaoying that everyone saw in the tomb.

"That female Xia Lin is really smart. She hid the fossil pill in her hand and carved characters on the stone. She defeated Wang Chongyang." Although she had no idea about the Ancient Tomb Sect, Lin Chaoying, the founder of the Ancient Tomb Sect, was struggling to catch up with Wang Chongyang, who had supernatural powers. The hidden mystery of agreeing with him to compete in engraving on the stone really opened Yang Guo's eyes.

"Actually... I think it's a little unkind for Lady Lin to do this." Thinking of the love between the two in the story, Wang Chongyang pays more attention to the overall situation of the world, while Lin Chaoying focuses on love; Because of the failure to fight against the foreign enemy, the tomb lived in seclusion and thought hard about how to defeat the enemy, but was forced by Lin Chaoying to come out to have a relationship with her halfway, Lu Zhu felt that it was wrong.

Moreover, the choice of the outcome of the competition is either that Wang Chongyang became a Taoist monk or stayed with her in the ancient tomb. Isn't this obviously bullying?

In the end, Wang Chongyang became a monk and established the Quanzhen Sect, and Lin Chaoying died in depression in an ancient tomb. These two people were also burdened by their own personalities, and their love was unlawful, which led to a bad ending.

"I think Senior Lin dares to love and hate, she is really a strange woman." Yang Guo has always been sentimental, and he has a bad impression of Quanzhen Sect, so he naturally likes Lin Chaoying's style more, "It has to be generous and righteous." Yes, Xiaoqing and Xiaoai don't care about it?"

"That's not what I mean." Lu Zhu sighed, "It's just that in my opinion, if you really love someone, you won't make things difficult for him."

Just like Huang Rong, who followed Guo Jing without hesitation and guarded Xiangyang for so many years, no matter how many wars and wars, they finally got through together without complaint.

"Because you love such a person, you have to dedicate your best years to the flames of war?" Yang Guo became angry as he spoke, "If you really love, why drag the one you love to do such dangerous things? ?”

"Not everyone is so full of righteousness. Some people just want to live happily with their loved ones without worrying about world affairs."

Lu Zhu shook his head: "That's not what I mean, everyone has their own choice..."

"In short, the ways are different, so we don't conspire with each other!" Yang Guo interrupted Lu Zhu's words, and left angrily.

This time, he really left without saying goodbye.

When he woke up the next day, Lu Zhu, who found that Yang Guo had left overnight, held his forehead speechlessly, and said to Xiao Longnv: "Forget it, anyway, he must come back when the hero meeting is held. Take you north to Dasheng Pass."

Seeing Xiao Longnv go back to her room to recuperate quietly after she responded cutely, Lu Zhu looked at the gold, silver and supplies left in the bundle on the table, and sighed softly.

He didn't want to be "Huang Rong", but she didn't want to be "Lin Chaoying" either.

Just to see... who bowed their heads first.

The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-07-0501:18:59~2020-07-0702:48:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 28 bottles of Azi; 10 bottles of Q6; [-] bottles of Nanqiao Taoyao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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small theater:

Yang Guo, who went to the south of the Yangtze River, offered new roles: Cheng Ying and Lu Wushuang.

Yang Guo: Sister Cheng Ying is gentle and charming, and Sister Wushuang is cute and cute. I see what to do with that guy who refuses to call me a senior!

The Dashengguan map is loaded.

Lu Zhu: Little Dragon Girl on the left, Yeluqi on the right...

Yang Guo: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻