[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

I'm in love and you're watching off the net

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I learned from internal news that today "To the End of Summer Vacation" will co-produce a special program with "Awarded Men", and also invited many big-name stars. Lin Ziying, who is a loyal CP fan of Gu Jiaming and Lu Zhu, decisively took the hard work to pull A group of fan club members who came back rushed to the bar together.

They were the first ones to arrive, so they occupied the best middle position in front of the big screen in the bar.

Looking around, those other CP fans who came late and had to sit on the side were like a group of concubines who would never be able to pass the position of the main palace, Lin Ziying was in a good mood.

The new heavenly kings appeared one by one, and fans screamed and waved their flags every time they appeared on the stage. Lin Ziying laughed at this group of bluffing guys in her heart, and then gathered her strength for Gu Jiaming, who should be the last guest.

However, Allen fans on both sides are also accumulating energy, and they seem to be waiting to verify who is the last most important guest to appear.

The curtain was opened, and the next second they saw their idol, the two groups of fans screamed frantically, and the small flags in their hands kept waving.

The rest of the people were stunned: When did the fans of Allen and Gu Jiaming get together? !

Think back a few years ago, the fans of Allen and Gu Jiaming were famous for having you and not me, and they would fight to the death when they met. They had scolded and fought many times and even alerted the police several times; The idols on the stage competed with real people off the podium, and in the end, the "touching" deeds of being trapped in the parking lot for several hours...

The two factions of fans who hadn't expected Allen and Gu Jiaming to appear together were also very confused. The two sides were silent for a moment, watching the two idols on the screen hooking shoulders and backs in an intimate way, and finally had to sit down in embarrassment. .

No matter how the fans of both sides scolded each other for rubbing off their popularity, they returned to the game session after the advertisement, and everyone's eyes returned to the big screen.

"Okay, listen to the first question clearly, it's just an ordinary Chinese question." Allen shouted on the screen holding up the microphone, and then took a question from Gu Jiaming, "The following is Li Bai's ancient poem " Will enter the wine"—five-flowered horse, Qianjinqiu, what is the next sentence?"

The future four heavenly kings who were hung on the water tank, you looked at me and I looked at you, but no one spoke for a while.

"If you can't answer, everyone will be dropped!" Although Gu Jiaming was in the first year of university, he did not study for some reason, but at least he was admitted to a foreign university and learned a lot of knowledge in the later stage. Facing all the above They are four young people with a middle school education, and they suddenly feel a sense of crushing in IQ.

Seeing that all the four people really failed because they couldn’t answer the Chinese question, Allen held the question paper and went up to them to put down their feet that were standing on the edge of the water tank to stabilize their bodies: "You all put your feet down!"

"Okay, the second question is a history question... When was the Treaty of Shimonoseki signed?" Gu Jiaming took the microphone and started the second round of questions neatly.

The student on the far left yelled "18..." He was still hesitating about the last two numbers, Hua Tsai obviously couldn't answer this question, and when he saw someone holding the microphone over, he shrank his body and avoided it; Cheng didn't even understand the name of the treaty, so he simply gave up the treatment and went to catch frogs in the water to play; Leon on the far right could see that he had been thinking hard, but he went to the UK to study in middle school, and was completely blinded by the Chinese history problem... …

"Usually tell you to read but don't read!" Allen reprimanded the four of them with the attitude of the vice principal, and then motioned them to look at the next door, with a distressed expression on his face: "Look at the people who have read!"

The screen switched to the answering screen of Lu Zhu and the four elder sisters at the right time, because the red team was all women except Keqin, so they were the answering game for the award winners.

Sister Fei led Sister DoDo to ask questions. Lu Zhu, Keqin, Sister Jiayan and Sister Wang sat on chairs that could move backwards. When they answered a wrong question, the four of them were dragged to the final sprinkler area and drenched in water. .

Unlike the first question of the Big Four, no one answered the question and was put down, causing four people to soak their chairs in the water and cool down; the four people next door have already answered three questions, and they are still so refreshing.

The prize doorman's answering game in the rain is an old classic game. Although the guests can wear the thin raincoats provided by the program group that can only block the water for a few seconds, they still rely on the two "umbrellas" that pop up from the machine in front of them when they answer a wrong question. "Try your luck—those umbrellas, some are brand new folding umbrellas, some are broken umbrellas that have been cut with N big holes and have no effect, and some umbrella covers are not even umbrellas, but corn, cucumbers, and firecrackers. , sausage and other "twenty-five boy"...

When the answering guests finally reacted quickly to grab the umbrella and were about to face the "storm", they opened the umbrella cover and found the mysterious speechless expression in it combined with the tragedy of being drenched, which often made the audience laugh.

In the early days, artists in Xiangjiang were generally not highly educated, and tragedies often occurred that killed the audience with one question.But this time they had Lu Zhu in their team. After all three questions were correct, as a young man, Keqin quickly took off his raincoat and showed off his might. The effect of a program that hurts only by comparison is too real and cruel, causing the audience in front of the TV to laugh so hard that they can hardly straighten their backs.

Uneducated and being pitted by two veteran superstars of the same green team for no reason, Xueyou finally raised his hand and tried to struggle: "18...1875!"

"1875, right? Who answered it? Two more boxes! Let him rewrite history!" Allen shouted.

Hearing this, Xueyou resolutely used the Falun Dao Dao of Dead Daoist Friend Immortal, and pointed to Chengcheng who was pulling out the frogs and lined up on the edge of the water tank.

Upon seeing this, Hua Tsai and Leon did not speak, but calmly grabbed the rope of the hanging chair with a tacit attitude.

Let him whisper to Lu Zhu just now!

The three secretly reached an agreement.

So he had just lined up a city full of frogs, and suddenly his chest felt cold—he was directly lowered by two spaces, and his chest was already level with the water.

"The following is a meaningless question - please name one of the programs in "End of Summer Vacation"!" Alan took the question handed over by Gu Jiaming again, looked at the four of them and said with a smile: "This question is a bonus question Now, it’s nice to say how much you support TVB, now it’s time to check if you’re telling the truth.”

"The secrets of self-study!" Now Xueyou finally answered one question correctly. After all, the four of them are basically ignorant and can only answer entertainment questions...

"Okay!" Gu Jiaming personally took the microphone over, gently raised it in front of him and asked, "Who do you want to lose?"

"Can you fall together?" Unexpectedly, answering the question correctly is worse than not answering the question correctly. Seeing the three people beside him looking at him pitifully, Xueyou almost collapsed.

"Now it depends on who you usually have a grudge against." Allen also added.

"Whoever is younger will fall!" Xueyou gritted his teeth.

Chengcheng, who was innocently lowered by another level, screamed again.

"Hey, I made a mistake, Leon is the youngest." The host called the staff to demote Leon, and then "kindly" reminded: "Put on your swimming goggles, it's time...hahahaha !"

"Let me go up!" Cheng Cheng, who was accidentally injured for no reason, yelled aggrievedly.

"If you fall down, don't come up. You're not bad. Don't worry, this 'falling' has nothing to do with career." Gu Jiaming waved his hand.

Seeing that there was only a head floating in the water next to Cheng Cheng, Hua Zai reached out and put a frog in his hair to avenge the scare just now...

Gu Jiaming and Alan looked at this scene of "infighting" and clicked their tongues, and asked again while the iron was hot: "Next is a math problem—(X+1)(X-1)=0, what is X?"

It is estimated that watching the four of them is so miserable that the audience couldn't stand it anymore, so they yelled together to give them the answer: "1, -1!"

Hua Tsai shouted in confusion: "How could it be 1, -1, X! There is only one number!"

"1?" Leon said hesitantly, his voice very small.

"Don't think about it for so long, let's all go down!" Gu Jiaming, who was not good at math since childhood, saw the four people who were also troubled by math problems, he was in a good mood, and waved his hand.

"The music question, the music question should be better..." Allen continued reading with the new question, without giving the four of them any time to catch their breath, "Please say the first sentence of the second paragraph of "Love Trap"! If you don't even know this sentence, you should really fall!"

Following Allen's words, there was a sudden silence on the scene and in front of the screen.

There is no other reason.

"Ah Lun can't even remember his own words, and he often sings and sings with random words, so he has the nerve to say this!" Gu Jiaming's fans laughed.

"It's better than your Gu Jiaming's 8+8=18 arithmetic!" Allen's fans retorted unwillingly.

Seeing that Xueyou and Leon, who are still majoring in music, had a joint discussion and answered this question correctly, Gu Jiaming approached very gently: "Who do you want to go down?"

The two looked at each other, then looked at the city that was so miserable that it would sink to the bottom as soon as it went down one more block, and then at Hua Zai, who had only two blocks to sink to the bottom, and sighed at the same time: "Whoever has not fallen just now, just go down."

Andy Hua Tsai, who is still wondering why X can be two numbers, sinks instantly.

"Both of you, one of you will let him drop the other, isn't that the way it is?" Allen and Gu Jiaming were about to be laughed stupidly by them, and waved helplessly: "Let them come up, there is no air below, Hua Tsai is about to die..."

After the two game sessions, the red team led by Lu Zhu was glamorous and led with high scores; while the green team led by Gu Jiaming and A Lun didn't need to look at the scores, but just looked at the four poor little guys whose trouser legs were still dripping. I know how bad it is to lose...

"What's wrong?" Lu Zhu asked in a low voice when he saw the blush on Xueyou's arm.

"Maybe it was just scratched by the edge of the water tank." Xueyou took a look, thinking that he would have to sing during the cutscene to prepare for the next round, and didn't take it to heart. He wiped his hair with a towel in one hand and sang with a microphone in the other.

At this time, other people also saw the scar on his hand, and hurried to get him some medicine.

Don't look at Gu Jiaming and Alan deliberately ignoring their own team's score to pit the four of them in the game session just now. People who are seniors will not black-heartedly ignore it.

Even if they all know that the other party is very likely to be their rival in love, the duel between rivals in love is an open and aboveboard duel, and there is no darkness to the point of using secret tricks to injure someone and aggravate the injury.

Next is a relatively gentle game: answer the question, eat sushi, and get a sushi gift certificate reward for the correct answer.

Of course, some of these sushi are "additional sushi" with a lot of wasabi...

The angle of the problem is actually quite tricky.

"Who is the most beautiful girl in a movie you acted in recently?" Auntie asked with a smile while holding a stack of sushi gift certificates.

The recent "Book of Romance"... only one heroine is a woman!

Faced with this kind of death question and answer, Hua Tsai ate a piece of sushi without toppings, and replied slightly aggrieved and tentative: "Honghong."

Lu Zhu, who was standing next to her, smiled slightly, but this action immediately ignited the hearts of Hua Tsai's CP fans: "Look! I said that Hong Hong's true love is General Hua!"

The Xueyou CP fan on the side scoffed at this: "Just now, Honghong was the first to find out that Xueyou was injured. Honghong cares about Xueyou so much, she must like him more!"

"Hehe, Ranger was the first to be eliminated, and Xueyou didn't say anything just now, just ran to sing!" Andy Hua Tsai's CP fan retorted.

When Xueyou CP fans were speechless, they suddenly heard a new question.

"What do you think is the relationship between Ranger and Honghong?" Auntie asked again with a smile.

"We...are good friends." Xueyou replied very seriously.

Now Xueyou CP fans are very excited-in the entertainment industry, there are three types of relationship between men and women by default: friends, good friends, and couples. Those who can be said to be good friends are basically not far from boyfriends and girlfriends or have already developed. Underground love to be made public...

Seeing that Xueyou has said so, Chengcheng, who is the next one, immediately expressed his opinion: "Of course the little prince will always love Honghong!"

Seeing that Lu Zhu was dumbfounded but didn't come out to refute, the Chengcheng CP fan who had been ridiculed by other fans because of his idol's performance just now was very elated.

Leon fans were immediately anxious: they felt that Leon and Lu Zhu were a natural couple, they loved Wu Wu and Lu Zhu more than other fans, and they even had the courage to jump in front of the owner and cry at the internal party, saying "Mr. Li said that he wanted to show off One Hundred Wai Banquet to marry Hong Hong, why have we waited for so long and there is no news, you don’t care what you say”... Now the other three are on the offensive, but their idols are still so calm, they can’t help but jump around in a hurry.

"I plan to include a heroine named May in this year's Hutchison commercial." Just when Leon fans were burning with anxiety, they finally got Leon's soft answer.

The commercials and commercials that Hutchison Telecom and Leon have collaborated with have always been popular and classic, and May is Lu Zhu's English name. The connection between the two obviously means that the two will continue to cooperate in the future.

Leon fan straightened up immediately.

When it was Allen's turn, he calculated in his mind that the four people in front of him were all fine, and immediately reached out to take the sushi confidently: "If it's false, it's true, if it's true, it's false, you can't fool me..."

Watching A Lun's neck turn red from his neck to his forehead after swallowing the sushi, Gu Jiaming's fans led by Lin Ziying let out a burst of mocking laughter.

"I still have unfilmed MVs for "The Root of Love" and "The Love Trap"..." Allen insisted on finishing this sentence, and moved away with his water glass.

Behind him is Gu Jiaming.

At this moment, Lin Ziying suddenly became quiet.

Even though she worked harder as a CP fan than any other CP fan, in fact Gu Jiaming and Lu Zhuming were cousins ​​on the surface, and they were already more confident than any other CP fan.

No matter how much she showed the pictures of the interaction between the two of them that she had collected so hard, people said, "Do you think it was the time when the cousin and cousin kissed each other in Cantonese fragments? His name is Jiaming, but Honghong is not called Wanjun". Gu Jiaming stayed in Europe for a while and there was no new picture of Lu Zhu coming out. Her fighting method of relying on money cannot last long.

Is there really no hope for the pair of CPs she likes so much?

Cousins ​​in Xiangjiang can get married. Why didn't Gu Jiaming say anything at all? Could it be that the two are really good brothers and sisters, and Gu Jiaming is willing to be the uncle of the whole people?

This game seems to be not very good for the two veteran superstars. After Allen got the trick, Gu Jiaming also got the trick and got sushi with toppings.

Seeing that his face suddenly turned bright red, this man, known as "one of the last nobles in Xiangjiang", covered the lower half of his face with a wry smile.

"It's a good sign, it proves that you will be popular when you come back!" Auntie laughed.

"Thank you, I plan to release a new song later. I wrote it in Europe and plan to come back and give it to everyone. It's named after my favorite... color." After Gu Jiaming took a sip of water to relax , smiled and took out a record.

This is purely a red cover, which has never been seen on the cover records of Xiangjiang pop music records.

The record was close to Lu Zhu who was dressed in red next to him, it was as if the record had turned into a human form, and it was extremely red and gorgeous.

"It's called—red." Following Gu Jiaming's words, the screen slowly moved to Lu Zhu's face.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" was so big, Ziying Lin screamed out excitedly.

"Hurry up and call Bai Che, Ah Wing was so excited that he passed out again—"

The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-02-1102:09:48~2020-02-1302:09:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: who are you 50 bottles; house girl Jingjing 29 bottles; Nan Qiao Taoyao, 316038315 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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Lin Ziying: This sugar is too big, CP fans died on the spot! ! ! (#>д<)