[Comprehensive Film and Television] I made an appointment with you at the wrong end

No matter what happens when I meet you, I lose my mind and don't know why

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This time there was no accident. After perfectly performing the part of the beauty trap, Gu Jiaming and Auntie were quite satisfied.

"By the way, where do you live? When you study with me in the future, you will get up early to practice singing. If you live too far away, I will ask someone to arrange accommodation for you..." Gu Jiaming leaned on the table and asked casually.

"I should ask you this question." Lu Zhu rolled his eyes and said.

"You..." Gu Jiaming's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly wanted to look through Lu Zhu's files.

"I'm May, cousin!" Lu Zhu laughed.

Seeing that the name "Guan Xianghong" was indeed written in the name column of the profile, Gu Jiaming patted his forehead annoyed.

Not long ago, I said that I don't like kissing and kissing, but my heart beat so fast...

Fortunately, I didn't fall completely, I was just amazed for a while!

"Honghong, so it's you." Auntie also smiled, then tapped Gu Jiaming's shoulder with her finger, squinted her eyes and whispered, "So this is your...'Cousin Wanjun' .”

"Fat woman, kindly, don't gossip like that, okay?" Gu Jiaming pressed his forehead, took the car keys and stood up.

"Let's go, I'll take you to my house." Gu Jiaming greeted.

Taking Gu Jiaming's car all the way to his home, from the elevator up to opening the door, a gorgeous house decorated in a very British classical style came into view.

There are oil paintings by famous masters on the wall, antique furniture, and precious decorative panels, each of which reveals high value and luxury, except for the small green space behind the floor-to-ceiling glass door, which is arranged in a well-arranged pattern. There are pots and jars full of folk customs, which add a touch of primitive and wild natural flavor to this rigorous and gorgeous classic.

The contrast is sharp, but it will not overwhelm the guest; on the contrary, it blends with each other and complements each other.

"Have you finished reading it? Come with me when you're done." Gu Jiaming suddenly said.

Lu Zhu followed Gu Jiaming to a corner without knowing why, and watched him open the floor, revealing a staircase.

"You live downstairs." Gu Jiaming signaled her to go down the stairs, and then put a key into her hand.

Facing Lu Zhu's puzzled look, Gu Jiaming explained patiently: "I don't like living with other people, so I bought two units upstairs and downstairs a long time ago, but I don't have a girlfriend now. You live first."

"So... if you have a girlfriend in the future, you plan to live separately upstairs and downstairs?" Lu Zhu asked strangely.

"I don't like being restrained by others." Gu Jiaming walked down a few stairs and explained: "What age is it now, cohabitation doesn't have to be together, even if two people are together, it doesn't prevent you from dating other people... ..."

"Okay, I understand." Lu Zhu didn't know what to say about Gu Jiaming's love attitude, so he had to keep it perfunctory.

"It's best if you understand." Gu Jiaming pushed a step at night, then stopped suddenly, and said with some hesitation: "Although my mother and aunt were good sisters before, your relationship with me..."

"Don't worry, I already have a fiancé." Lu Zhu interrupted him, promising righteousness.

"You have a fiance, why did you come back to Xiangjiang?" Gu Jiaming's tone changed.

Lu Zhu didn't speak any more.

After a while, she lowered her head and said in a low voice, "Something happened to him."

Gu Jiaming was stunned, and his voice lowered: "I'm sorry."

"When I saw your photo, I realized that your eyes are a bit like his..." Lu Zhu raised his head, looked into his eyes seriously, and said, "I want...to take another look at him."

"That's why I came here." Lu Zhu looked up intently.

That affectionate but sad gaze made Gu Jiaming panic.

"The mountains and rivers have come to Xiangjiang, you should be tired, go back to your room and have a rest, I will order takeaway for you, you will have something to eat when you wake up." Gu Jiaming hurriedly left a sentence and ran upstairs.

Lu Zhu looked at the closed ceiling and smiled lightly.

When Gu Jiaming came down to get the documents to sign the contract for her at night, his attitude towards her became a little better than the rigidity he had at the beginning when he knew that the two were cousins.

When calling Lu Zhu to come upstairs for dinner, Gu Jiaming instructed again: "Report to the TV station tomorrow morning, I will go out to do errands first, and there will be an assistant there to take you to the recording studio to practice singing."

"I see." Lu Zhu replied.

The next day, Gu Jiaming drove Lu Zhu there, and after handing her over to a little assistant, he really left alone.

On the other side, Zhou Xingzu followed Uncle Da on the noisy street, and he was amazed by what he saw and heard along the way.

Both of their uncles and nephews are men, so naturally they don't know how to cook breakfast. They ate wonton noodles for breakfast in a tea restaurant downstairs, and bought a few buns and pastries for lunch. Just like that, we came near the TV station.

Not far away is glamorous and star-studded, but here is a jumble of large stalls and small stalls.

"The toilet paper that Chengcheng blew his nose for is only [-]! You can take it away for [-]! It's cheap, cost-effective, and worth commemorating. Jump off the building and sell it in Daping!"

"Wei Zai's petticoat! Come and see if you don't want to buy it!"

"Leon's photo looks pretty! Xueyou's underpants! They're all for sale, come and have a look and pick them out!"

"Hey, do you have a picture of Andy wearing a red vest?"

"Dry hair or the dripping kind?"

"The kind that drips water!"

"Add fifty more!"

Such insane sales and conversations are already sensational, but what scares Zhou Xingzu the most is that the person who bought the photo of Andy Hua Tsai's dripping red vest is actually not a young star-chaser girl, but a star-chaser who is five big and three rough...

"Wow..." Zhou Xingzu couldn't help being dumbfounded.

"Wow, wow, don't show such a country boy who has never seen the world, you are disrespectful to the neighbors!" Uncle Da taught in a low voice.

"Oh." Zhou Xingzu obediently responded, not daring to speak again.

Uncle Da nodded in satisfaction, looked around, and immediately waved to a middle-aged man walking in front: "Old Chen! Here!"

The middle-aged man called Lao Chen closed the folder in his hand, walked in front of the uncle and nephew, looked Zhou Xingzu up and down, with a dissatisfied expression: "You just came down from above? Can you speak Cantonese?"

These days, most of the locals in Hong Kong look down on visitors from the mainland, and they start to treat them differently when they come from the mainland.

"I just came here not long ago, but don't worry, my nephew is so smart that he can endure hardship." Uncle Da hurriedly pulled Zhou Xingzu over, and ordered: "Call someone."

"Old Lin!" Zhou Xingzu had a sincere smile on his face.

Unable to tell whether he was really bad at speaking Cantonese or deliberately using homonyms to mock himself, Lao Chen pressed his fat belly, and his expression became even worse.

"Bad boy! I usually tell you to practice Cantonese well but you don't listen. Are you making a fool of yourself now?" Uncle Da scolded Zhou Xingzu, then handed him a cigarette with a compensatory smile, and said, "I'm sorry, Old Chen, you know Yes, my nephew just came down from the top not long ago, and his Cantonese is not good, please forgive me."

Old Chen took the cigarette and took two puffs before he let go: "We have been friends for so many years... Since it is your nephew, then I will give you a chance."

While leading the two of them inside, Old Chen flipped through the folder and said, "You guys are lucky, you just happened to have a good time—we have just signed a group of newcomers here, and we need to recruit a lot of nannies."

"Being a nanny?!" Zhou Xingzu was shocked.

"If you can't speak, don't say it, no one will treat you as dumb!" Uncle Da knocked him once, and taught: "It's a 'nanny', but it's actually an artist assistant, who specializes in running errands for big stars. No one else can come if they want to!"

"That's right. Recently, Auntie has signed a new beautiful girl. She should be praised. If you behave well and become her nanny, you will be able to live comfortably in the future." Old Chen also taught Zhou Xingzu a few words, and then led Zhou Xingzu and Uncle Da walked into the interview area.

"I never worked as a babysitter for others." Zhou Xingzu looked embarrassed.

"It's all hands-on boards, you can do it right away, so don't worry about it." Uncle Da persuaded.

"I am a big man to be a woman's nanny..." Zhou Xingzu was still a little reluctant.

"What's wrong with being a babysitter? Haven't you heard that there is no distinction between high and low occupations? Send you back to the mainland to receive education?!" Uncle Da threatened Zhou Xingzu for a meal, and then he said in a persuasive manner: "Maybe you will follow a beautiful woman." A female star who looks like a fairy, so many people can't envy her..."

After finally persuading Zhou Xingzu to participate in the interview, Uncle Da stood behind and looked carefully at the queue waiting for the interview.

Among the group of wrinkled uncles and aunts, the young and clean Zhou Xingzu stood out very much.

The interview assistant distributed a life-sized cloth doll to each of them, and asked the interviewer to carry the doll on his back as a "star" he wanted to take care of.

"In the shortest time, break through the barriers we set, the less damage the doll has, and the shorter the use time, the higher the score." The interview assistant explained the rules.

Hearing this, Uncle Da felt a lot more relieved: If he had to take a written test or network connections, his nephew Xingzai would definitely not be as good as this group of uncles and aunts who have been in the local area for many years and can be called local snakes, but now it is just a test of physical strength... ... Absolutely no problem, Xingzi has always had good physical strength.

How could such a group of old green onions compare to his fresh and tender nephew in terms of physical strength.

The idea is beautiful, the reality is cruel.

With the start of the interview assistant, the uncles and aunts broke out at a terrifying speed in an instant, turning out an elusive trajectory with the doll on their backs, and plunged into the obstacle.

These obstacles include mechanical barriers, landfills, climbing nets, drilling holes, climbing pipes, simple parkour, and paparazzi blocking the way with assistants playing guest roles... If you know it, you know that this is a nanny test. I thought it was a test of the Tigers.

When Zhou Xingzu passed through the obstacle like a rag doll who had been tortured by a bear child, and came to the staff in charge of timekeeping, the time had already broken the record for the slowest pass in the nanny application history.

"Are you all right?" the staff in charge of timing asked.

"I... I'm fine, thank you for your concern." Zhou Xingzu gathered up the white shirt whose lower half was torn into strips, and when he found that he couldn't put it together, he simply tied up the tassel-like rags and tied them up. It's a knot.

"Who asked if you're okay, I'm asking if the doll you're carrying is okay?" The staff in charge of timing gave him a blank look.

"Gong..." Zhou Xingzu shuddered, only then did he remember that he was empty-handed when he came here.

Looking back suddenly, the puppet assigned to him had already fallen to the ground during the siege of the paparazzi by the assistant, and had been trampled countless times.

The large and small intricate black shoe prints and the scars that were scratched and torn out were so pitiful that one could shed tears just by looking at them.

"Next!" As soon as the chief examiner saw the bruised doll, he immediately kicked Zhou Xingzu out.

"Give me many chances, examiner, my nephew didn't quite understand the first time..." Uncle Da hurriedly ran to "communicate" again.

"Forget it, Uncle, I'm really not the material for this job." Zhou Xingzu wanted to persuade him, but was glared at by Uncle Da.

"Young boy, you have no fighting spirit!" Uncle Da was about to scold him to wake him up, when he suddenly saw Zhou Xingzu walking out with a plastic bag.

"Where are you going?" Uncle Da asked.

"After playing such a hard game, I'll go out and find a place to sit, rest and eat something!" Zhou Xingzu shook the plastic bag.

"I just know how to eat!" Uncle Da scolded, feeling sorry that he had really worked hard to fight those old onions just now, and finally waved his hand, and said: "Go, eat and replenish your strength, after a while I asked you to come back and make up the exam."

Zhou Xingzu walked silently to the corner and squatted down. After eating a bozi cake, he took out another red bean cake. When he was about to continue eating, a voice came from above his head: "What a coincidence, we meet again."

When Zhou Xingzu heard this voice, his spirits were lifted, and he immediately jumped up from the ground: "Ms...Miss!"

Lu Zhu laughed: "My surname is not Lu, but my surname is Guan. Most people call me Honghong or May."

"Miss Honghong!" Zhou Xingzu was overjoyed to finally know the name of this beautiful lesbian who was as beautiful as a fairy.

"Are you eating red bean cake?" Lu Zhu looked at the red bean cake in his hand again.

"Do you like it? I invite you to eat." Zhou Xingzu handed over the red bean cake with a smile on his face.

"Thank you, I happen to be a little hungry too." Lu Zhu took the red bean cake with a smile, and sat down on the steps in the corner with Zhou Xingzu.

"Do you like red bean cake very much?" Zhou Xingzu was still a newcomer in love, racking his brains, finally thought of a topic.

"Probably." Lu Zhu smiled lightly, and said again: "My fiancé used to like to buy red bean cakes for me... What's wrong with you?"

"I'm fine." Zhou Xingzu replied with difficulty with a smile that was uglier than crying.

After a long silence, after Lu Zhu was about to finish eating the red bean cake, Zhou Xingzu couldn't help asking: "Your fiance...do you like him very much?"

"So what can I do if I like it?" Lu Zhu lowered his eyes and said in a low voice, "He had an accident."

"It's really great news..." Zhou Xingzu blurted out without thinking, as if he had come out of a desperate situation.

"What did you say?!" Lu Zhu suddenly turned his head to look at him.

"I mean, it's really bad news!" Zhou Xingzu tried his best to control the corners of his mouth, and he squeezed out a sentence with his facial features twisted, "Look how sad I am laughing..."

"Things have passed, but people can't live in the past—so I left there and came to Xiangjiang." Before Lu Zhu finished speaking, someone had already come to her.

"May, go back to practice soon, or Sir Gu will scold you when he comes back." The little assistant who came to Lu Zhu said anxiously.

"Okay, I'll go back right away." Lu Zhu thanked the little assistant, and then said goodbye to Zhou Xingzu: "I'm going back to the recording studio to practice singing, see you by fate."

"Miss Honghong?" Zhou Xingzu was about to catch up, but was grabbed by the little assistant.

"Hey, pretty boy, who are you?" the little assistant asked suspiciously.

"I... I'm here to interview the artist's nanny." Zhou Xingzu thought for a while and replied.

The little assistant looked at him carefully, and laughed: "Unexpectedly, you are quite discerning as a mainland boy, and you know that May is our newcomer in the future - so you came here to make friends and want to be her nanny? "

Zhou Xingzu was surprised when he heard this: "Is this interview just to choose a nanny for Miss Honghong?"

"Yes, not all of them. Recently, the company has signed a lot of newcomers, and they all have nanny." The little assistant touched his chin, and said: "However, May is the most popular, and the resources allocated are the best. Her best grade 'Best Nanny'... Hey, where's the person?"

Just when the little assistant was wondering why Zhou Xingzu disappeared in front of his eyes in an instant, in the lobby of the interview area, Zhou Xingzu rushed over crying and hugged Lao Chen's thigh.

"Uncle Chen! Give me many chances—" Zhou Xingzu cried so heartbreakingly.

Seeing the tears and nose of the two uncles and nephews all on his clothes and trousers, Old Chen backed down again and again: "Okay, okay, take the exam again, explain clearly, it's the last chance!"

"Thank you, thank you!" Zhou Xingzu wiped away his tears and snot, and joyfully took the initiative to carry a new doll.

"Xingzi, come on, don't let others see you!" Uncle Da waved at him to cheer him up.

Zhou Xingzu brushed the broken hair on his forehead and looked at Uncle Da.

After making an O and a K with his fingers, Zhou Xingzu uttered a strange cry like Bruce Lee, and rushed into the obstacle area with a hideous face.

The whole journey was invincible. Once again, Zhou Xingzu rushed to the finish line like a rag doll that had been tortured by all the bear children of a big family of five generations. The timing staff almost failed to react.

"Break the record again... This time it's the record for the fastest pass. Have you taken your medicine?" The staff in charge of timing were shocked.

"This is called the magic power of love!" Zhou Xingzu grinned and wanted to make a smart smile, but unexpectedly it affected the injury he received when crossing the obstacle, and he hissed in pain.

Seeing his bruised nose, swollen face, and black eye circles, and recalling the fearless spirit of this guy who suddenly lost his mind, holding the doll in his arms like a wife to block all injuries, the examiner who scored the score was also a little drunk: " You don't have to work so hard, do you?"

"Of course I have to work so hard - because I have decided on the position of the best nanny!" Zhou Xingzu said in an extremely firm tone.

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small theater:

Bamboo: My surname is not Lu (ˉ▽￣～)

Barrage audience: No, your surname is Lu 233333

Bamboo: Casting the net is my skill, and it is your honor to join the net~ (Please stop your scumbag remarks→_→)

Cousin Jiaming: In the movie, I already acted as a backup for you, but in reality I will not act as a substitute for you! ! !

Xing Xing’s babysitter: I don’t mind, let me come—————————(Hoarse voice)