After extracting this SSR of King of the Damned

"wcnm, big tiger!!???"

Forgive her for accidentally swearing.

Ichikawa Tsubaki stared dumbfounded at the white-and-black-striped tiger in front of him, and the only thing he felt at the moment was shock.

"Is there a safari park in Yokohama? Or did we go to a wildlife sanctuary?" She quickly glanced at the surrounding environment, yes, it was still the streets of Yokohama she was familiar with, "What's the situation? Is it a bit outrageous for a tiger to go to the street?" ? Someone walks a tiger without a leash?"

Tsurumaru couldn't bear to question the IQ of the judge, so he could only say euphemistically: "No one would slip a tiger on a leash."

"That's quite unqualified."

"...Master Tsubaki, the point is to walk the tiger."

"Then should we call the Animal Protection Association?" Ichikawa Tsubaki stared at Baihu for a while, then looked up at Tsurumaru, "Do you know the phone number?"

Tsurumaru twitched the corner of his mouth: "You might as well call the police."

Ichikawa Tsubaki's expression was tangled: "Would the police think I'm mentally ill?"

"Would you care about that?"

"?"

Of course, the white tiger couldn't just be listening to their chat. It let out a roar, and rushed over with its teeth bared. It raised its ferocious meat pad again, as if to tear them apart.

"Mom!" Ichikawa Tsubaki hugged Tsurumaru's neck tightly, screaming like she had been shot.

Now she's very thankful that it was Tsurumaru she brought out.

If it was Hei Zhen, there was a high probability that she would hold her by the collar and let her flutter in the air like a pennant, becoming the second banner of the Dragon Witch;

If it was Hotaru, even though he has a small body and big energy that can speak for Hershey's kisses, that picture is a bit inconsistent, and he may need to lift her above his head with both hands to avoid hitting her feet.

"Tsubaki-sama, what should we do now?" Tsurumaru interrupted her rich inner activities.

"Let me think about it..." Ichikawa Tsubaki immediately started her clever little brain, thinking about one hundred and one ways to deal with the tiger, "Is it useful for us to pretend to be dead?"

"Then Hotaru and Ms. Joan can collect the corpses for us." Tsurumaru nimbly dodged the white tiger's attack, and he secretly observed the other party. This tiger was a bit weird, neither in terms of speed nor strength, was it what an ordinary tiger should look like. .

"You're right." Ichikawa Tsubaki let go of one hand and took out the phone from his pocket, "Wait, let me check."

Tsurumaru choked: "What do you want to check?"

"How much does it cost to kill a tiger?" Ichikawa Tsubaki replied seriously.

Tsurumaru: "..."

She opened the search engine and quickly typed with one hand. After finding the answer she wanted, her face sank, and she immediately crossed out the plan of "Wuhe hit the tiger" from her mind: "Run, Tsurumaru! Fight!" A dead tiger will go to jail! I don’t want to sing "Tears Behind the Bar" with you in prison!"

So, Tsubaki Ichikawa drove the Tsurumaru (?), and staged a three-way chase in Yokohama at night.

Not long after, the tiger disappeared behind him.

"It's thrown away." After Tsurumaru confirmed, he breathed a sigh of relief, put down Ichikawa Tsubaki who had turned into an octopus, and patted his chest in a false alarm, "It scared me."

"Tsuramaru." Ichikawa Tsubaki straightened his clothes and asked seriously, "Tell me, is it possible that the five tigers will retreat?"

"..." Tsurumaru still didn't want to laugh at the IQ of his own judge, and reminded him tactfully again, "Five tigers retreating is a short sword."

After successfully getting rid of the tiger's pursuit, as a civilized and enthusiastic citizen, Tsubaki Ichikawa decisively chose to follow the advice given by Tsurumaru just now and chose to call the police.

She thought that the police uncle would think that she was mentally abnormal and that she was talking nonsense, but they did not expect that they asked her many details, such as the specific time and specific location, very seriously.

After hanging up the phone, Ichikawa Tsubaki was the one with a dazed expression: "The police actually said that there were other witnesses... The world has changed, and the tiger has gone shopping... Tsurumaru, let's finish our work and go home, Yokohama Tai Terrible."

After experiencing such an incredible episode, the two quickly rushed to the underground exchange to finalize the auction time.When they went back, they deliberately bypassed the road just now, in case they encountered a tiger at the corner.

Upon arriving at the hotel, Ichikawa Tsubaki rushed into the room and announced to Kuro-sada and Hotaru who were watching TV in her room what they had seen and heard on the way:

"Zhenzhen, Yingwan, we have met a big tiger!"

"Tiger?" Hotaru raised his head curiously, put his hand on his lower lip, "Have you guys gone to the zoo?"

"No, I met it on the road." Ichikawa Tsubaki gestured with his hand, "A white tiger, so big!"

Hei Zhen reluctantly turned her attention away from the TV, turned her head, looked up and down Ichikawa Tsubaki strangely, and finally shifted her gaze to the white-haired Fu Sangshen next to her, and came to the final conclusion: "She Have you lost your mind again?"

Tsurumaru denied, "No, there are real tigers."

Heizhen: "..."

Well, another crazy one.

……

There is still some distance to the day of the auction. Considering the housing and daily expenses during this period, Ichikawa Tsubaki, who is thrifty and housekeeping, has been paying attention to whether there is any extra money that can be received to subsidize the family.

"It's so hard to make money." Ichikawa Tsubaki lay on the bed, browsing the rewards on the black market with his mobile phone, and complained to Hei Zhen in the next bed, "The one who offers a high price is either murder or kidnapping. I am a good citizen."

Hei Zhen, who was holding a remote control board cutting table, complained: "Would good people have nothing to do to browse the black market website? Do you expect that there will be a reward order like a cat hunting notice?"

"Maybe? Everything is possible, and the diversity of human beings is beyond your imagination."

"Indeed." Hei Zhen rarely agreed with Ichikawa Tsubaki, "You are a good example."

"What does the diversity of human beings have to do with my AI..." Ichikawa Tsubaki murmured, the finger that slid the screen stopped suddenly, and he exclaimed unexpectedly, "Damn it! My god!"

Heizhen twitched the corners of her mouth, her eardrums were almost perforated: "Ichikawa Tsubaki, can you stop being so surprised?"

"Really, Joan of Arc!" Tsubaki Ichikawa's voice remained undiminished, and she sat up from the bed stiffly, "70 billion!"

"Huh? What cat is worth 70 billion?"

"It's not a cat." Ichikawa Tsubaki raised his phone and turned the screen to Hei Zhen, "It's a big tiger."

Heizhen: "..."

Hei Zhen: "There really are tigers!?"

She stared at the reward order on the screen in disbelief, and the string of "70"s with a huge reward of 0 billion dazzled her eyes.

"You still don't believe me! Sigh... Damn it, 70 billion were let go for nothing..."

Ichikawa Tsubaki's heart ached. If she knew that guy was worth so much money, what if she and Tsurumaru went to the prison to sing "Tears Behind the Bar" affectionately?

70 billion!It is the salary of 24 years working in a convenience store 1000 hours a day!She will start working part-time from the year Liangmian Su Nuo was born!

However, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come, she sighed deeply and continued to scroll down.

There were many repeated names on the reward order, enough times to make them familiar to her, such as the leaders and cadres of the famous port Mafia.

Of course, there are some acquaintances, such as Gojo Satoru, the strongest conjurer, who has long been a frequent visitor to the reward website. This is the flower of the kaolin - the flower of the kaolin in every sense.

But something is different today, a new face appeared among these acquaintances who were listed on the reward order.

——No, it can’t be called a “face” either.

"Two, noodles, nights, Nuo..."

Ichikawa Tsubaki read out the name of the cursed king who had just been sent away by her not long ago. She paused strategically for a second, and then read the second half in a strange tone:

"The fingers of...?"

Heizhen: "..."

Ichikawa Tsubaki: "..."

The two were rarely silent at the same time.

"Can rewards be offered on fingers?" Hei Zhen was the first to break the silence, and the more she thought about it, the more disgusted she became, "Is it a perverted collector? That's a thousand-year-old mummy."

"Could it be that his finger has become a curse?" Ichikawa Tsubaki scratched her hair in distress. She is from the side of the supernatural power user, and she only has a superficial understanding of those things in the world of spells.

"Who knows." Hei Zhen cared more about other things than what the two-faced Su Nuo's fingers were, and she said a dangerous statement nonchalantly, "If I had known it would be so valuable, I would have chopped off a few and sent him away. , anyway, he has four hands, so it’s not too much to charge for accommodation.”

——Isn't that too much! ?

Ichikawa Tsubaki twitched the corners of his mouth: "You might as well let him keep a hand."

"You want it to be the wrist of the dawn?"

"It won't drop dog food..." Ichikawa Tsubaki muttered, she turned off the black market website, put her phone aside, propped her head to watch TV, and by the way mentioned the strange things she encountered a few days ago, "Last time When I went out with Su Nuo, I met a first-year student in a high school of conjuration, from whom I could feel the contract between me and Su Nuo."

Hei Zhen raised her eyelids: "Where's that barbarian? Has he noticed?"

"He said that the man had fragments of his soul on him." Ichikawa Tsubaki paused, describing the scene at the time, "Actually, I thought he was reincarnated, but an eye popped out of that first grader's hand And a mouth, and can talk - a bit like a ruffian boss."

Heizhen: "..."

What nonsense is this guy talking about again?

Hei Zhen tried hard to understand what she wanted to express: "The one who speaks is the soul fragment of the two-faced Su Nuo? Is he trapped in the body of a little ghost?"

"It should be, it can't be the external system of the protagonist in the system article." Ichikawa Tsubaki pointed to the phone, "I saw the reward just now, and I was thinking, could it be that the first grader ate Su Nuo's finger? "

"How is it possible, who has nothing to eat that kind of thing?" Hei Zhen waved his hand, "And you said that you felt a contract from that kid—don't you think this is strange? You are cut off from the two-faced Nuo thousands of years ago. If you have a contract, why do you still have a contract with him a thousand years later?"

Ichikawa Tsubaki punched his palm with his fist suddenly: "I understand."

Hei Zhen's eyelids twitched: "What do you know?"

Ichikawa Tsubaki expressed her conclusion confidently: "He renewed his subscription, and he is a noble annual VIP."

Heizhen: "..."

She couldn't stay in this world occupied by fools for a second.