After extracting this SSR of King of the Damned

"I found that you don't seem to be particularly stupid, Master."

In the hotel room, the Dragon Witch sitting on the sofa knocked on the table repeatedly, knowing that Ichikawa Tsubaki suspected that he had made an undercover accomplice, and set strict restraints, she commented: "You are just a brain circuit It's weird, which makes you look like a fool."

"I am artificial intelligence, not artificial mental retardation or artificial stupidity." Ichikawa Tsubaki felt that this was obvious nonsense, "It is human logic that is strange, not my problem."

"It's impossible for two-faced Su Nuo to like a fool." Ishtar said.

Hei Zhen is not optimistic about the two-faced Su Nuo's habit: "What if he just likes fools? Then what if he finds out that the Master is not a fool?"

"...do you want him to like Tsubaki, or not?" Ishtar complained.

"Of course I hope he likes Master, but Master doesn't like him." Hei Zhen said decisively, "Let him chase after him for at least 20 or [-] years? Only Master, an easy-to-deceive AI, can be fooled by him like this."

"But he waited for Tsubaki for 1000 years, right? If he didn't find another lover during this period, it would be a long time—" Ishtar felt Ichikawa Tsubaki's eyes, and she waved her hand indifferently , "Don't worry, that barbarian is not a person like Jin Yingying at first glance. If your eyes and brain are not malfunctioning, I suspect that he will become a thousand-year-old virgin."

Hei Zhen slapped the table angrily: "Don't acquiesce in that way of replenishing magic!"

Ishtar held the opposite opinion: "Are you an innocent girl? That guy looks like a carnivore, right?"

"...Don't discuss such topics in front of the Master!"

Having said that, Heizhen couldn't help turning her head to look at Ichikawa Tsubaki, trying to get some clues from her reaction, but she was typing with her mobile phone down, not paying attention to their conversation at all.

The feeling of being ignored made Heizhen a little upset, she got up and walked behind the cherry-haired girl, crossing her arms: "Master, are you too involved?"

"Huh?" A large shadow blocked the phone screen from top to bottom, Ichikawa Tsubaki raised his head, "I'm texting with Polygonum cuspidatum."

Hei Zhen raised her eyebrows: "You want to instigate him too?"

"He's not as easy as Yoshino." Ichikawa Tsubaki saw at a glance that the essence of Yuzu Yuhito was somewhat similar to her former host. She didn't like to stay with people who were too kind and righteous. She always believed that their thinking logic was Those who do not conform to the algorithm of ordinary people, "I was asking him how much it costs to rent Su Nuo for a day."

"...Do you think that the two-faced Su Nuo is a rental disc?" Hei Zhen had a strange illusion for a moment, as if the two-faced Su Nuo was the number one oiran waiting to be redeemed by Ichikawa Tsubaki.

"The quantifier is wrong. It should be called Liangpan Sunuo." Ichikawa Tsubaki was particularly persistent in some meaningless trivial matters, "but it sounds like the name of a dish."

She pressed the send button, she gave a big stretch, and at the same time, there were several knocks on the door.

"Really, don't they know to bring the key card when they go out?" Ishtar, who was closest to the door, stood up, and while complaining, she opened the door, and the strange face outside made her stunned, "Huh? It's not that they're back."

Standing in the corridor was a pretty girl with a little girl—no, she had an Adam's apple, and she was a man. His hair color was a bit strange, and there was a touch of red at the back of his snow-white hair, reminiscent of a Santa Claus doused in strawberry jam. generation.He was dressed in a kimono, and his cold and indifferent eyes walked around Ishtar and glanced into the room. When he saw the person he was looking for, his eyes softened a little.

"Excuse me, I'm here to see Lord Ichikawa." His voice was neither too loud nor too soft, just enough to be heard clearly by the people in the room. His cold voice carried a hint of joy, "I'm Limei."

"Rime?" Ichikawa Tsubaki jumped off the bed, ran to the door with his slippers on, poked his head out from behind Ishtar, his green eyes widened slightly due to the unexpected face, "You are still alive ?”

"Where did this little brat come from?" Hei Zhen frowned, and her tone was not kind.

"It's Su Nuo's subordinate. She took good care of me thousands of years ago. She is a careful male mother and cooks delicious food!" Ichikawa Tsubaki grabbed Limei's wrist and enthusiastically pulled him into the room, "How did you find me? of?"

"After you left, Lord Su Nuo told me to search for your whereabouts in another 900 years." Limei explained, "A few years ago I met a human who was very similar to you, but very different from you. Lord, Master Su Nuo once said, if you encounter such an existence, don't be in a hurry to recognize it."

"He's quite careful." Hei Zhen sneered, if Li Mei rashly recognized the former host, it might affect the birth of the Master.

Li Mei stared at the silver-haired and golden-eyed girl who spoke for a few seconds, matching many features described by a false alliance, so he asked, "Are you the one who attacked Lisuo a few days ago?"

"Zuo Suo?" Hei Zhen had made a move recently, so he quickly matched the name, "That desk lamp?"

Limei was stunned: "Lamp?"

"As for the stitching end of the meatball, the Ichikawa-sama you mentioned said that his bangs look like drawstring bangs."

Ichikawa Tsubaki reacted abruptly: "Diarmuid said you were going to repair the desk lamp, could it be..."

"I searched according to the characteristics you described. I found him the day you came back, and I wanted to send him to hell." Hei Zhen said gloomyly, her golden eyes glowing with coldness, "I didn't expect him to be lucky. Yes, it was snatched away by his companion, tsk."

"I know where Riso is. I came to see Master Ichikawa this time because I want to tell you about him."

So, Li Mei told the fake workers he was working under in Soso, and the action policy he and Zhenren set in the hot spring, and what he said was basically consistent with Ichikawa Tsubaki's speculation, that Soso and Zhenren were in the same camp.

"...Erwuzi is beside me." Ichikawa Tsubaki was shocked.

Now not only the camp of conjurers has her eyeliner, but also the camp of curse spirits and curse masters—she has divided Limei, who is on both sides of the Nuo camp, into her own camp, including Limei herself. I thought so too.

"Doesn't he know that you are Su Nuo's subordinate?" Ichikawa Tsubaki asked.

"I don't know." Li Mei once again showed his reliability, "They were collecting Lord Su Nuo's fingers, so I agreed to cooperate with them, which would save a lot of effort. I didn't expect them to hit you with the idea. "

Thinking of this, he was furious.

Mr. Su Nuo waited for thousands of years for the rebirth of his childhood sweetheart (yes, Limei doesn't know the correct timeline), and they actually wanted to destroy this affectionate and beautiful love story, and they even tried to push Mr. Ichikawa away. To the cusp of the storm, it is really unforgivable!

"Master Ichikawa, whether it is Master Su Nuo or me, we will never let them hurt you." He promised.

"It's as if we can't protect this guy." Hei Zhen snorted coldly, "The clue you mentioned is Hisoka's lamp bangs, where is it now? This time I will burn him to ashes!"

"I don't think this matter should be so urgent." Li Mei said his thoughts, "Afterwards, the High School of Curse Art will hold an exchange meeting with the sister schools in Kyoto, and the summoned curse spirits and curse masters will launch an attack, but their real The purpose is to plunder Master Su Nuo's fingers and the Nine-Phase Map of the Cursed Embryo preserved by the High School of Conjuration."

"We'll rob them after they finish robbing them." Ichikawa Tsubaki answered immediately.

Li Mei nodded appreciatively: "That's right, there is a Tianyuan Barrier, and breaking through is very troublesome, let them get it for us, and then grab all the other fingers they collected, and it's not too late to kill them. However, I don’t know how many fingers of Master Su Nuo that container can bear.”

"Don't worry about that." Ichikawa Tsubaki confidently told Limei about the plan of the Liangmian Nuo Protection Association.

Li Mei's eyes lit up, as expected of Master Su Nuo's childhood sweetheart!

After the two sides exchanged information, Ichikawa Tsubaki invited Limei to move in and live together. Today she has already found a villa, and she can move in after paying the money.

Li Mei readily agreed, and promised to move in with the two-faced Su Nuo who had left the container after the robbing and searching for them.

Hei Zhen was furious, not only wanted to move in a barbarian, but also moved in a little barbarian!what is this?Is the phoenix man dragging his family into marriage? ?

"It's all your fault!" After Limei left, Hei Zhen angrily scolded Ishtar who blew up the villa and provided the funds for the purchase of the property, "Let the two-faced host Nuo empty the wedding room!"

Ishtar: "?"

Is this woman out of her mind?

……

On the first day of moving into the new home, Ichikawa Tsubaki received a text message from Erwuzai No. [-] Yoshino Junpei, which was the news of the Kyoto sister school exchange meeting that she had learned from Rimei.

This round is the victory of No. [-], [-], and [-].

While waiting for the whole family to rob the curse spirit in a mighty way, Ichikawa Tsubaki did not forget to inform the two-faced Su Nuo of the upcoming great plan.It's not difficult to go around the knotweed Youren to report the news. She realized that the walkie-talkie can contact Boss Nuo before. Although it is a one-way message, it can be used to make do with it.

In order to confirm that the two-faced Su Nuo received her notification, and did not miss it accidentally due to daze, sleep, signal blocking (?), etc., she also made a special call to Knotweed Yuren.

Of course, she wouldn't ask directly like a fool, but beat around the bush.

So, she asked, "Mr. Huzhang, have you considered buying a mobile phone for Su Nuo?"

Knotweed Yuren: "?"

Since the last time he received a request to rent out Su Nuo, he had been vaguely sure that this girl who was suspected to be in love with the King of Curses was not normal—however, it was strange for normal people to have such a relationship with the two-faced Su Nuo.

He said helplessly: "Buy him a mobile phone, and I can hear your conversation too."

Ichikawa Tsubaki sighed sadly: "Don't you think this is very similar to a puppy love couple supervised by their parents? I dare not talk about unhealthy payment topics, as if they were purified by green software."

Knotabagi Youruhito blushed: "What do you want to talk about!?"

"Su Nuo, what do you think I want to talk about?" Ichikawa Tsubaki cue the real protagonist of this call very skillfully.

"What do you want to talk about, I'll just talk with you."

The two-faced Su Nuo opened his mouth on the face of the knotweed Youren, and his lover's raving tone was much slower than usual, and the ambiguous words seemed as if they were really going to talk about something bad.

For conjurers, the topics they had to talk about were really bad.

One second, Su Nuo on both sides listened to Ichikawa Tsubaki's crazy and bold "rescue" plan in the field, and the next second, Katsuo Yuhito received a call from her, and a fool would think that what she wanted to talk about was the kid's idea She came purely to confirm that she had successfully received those contents.

"I can't talk, it's not suitable for children with knotweed to hear." Ichikawa Tsubaki said specious words, "Your head of the household is so stingy, last time I asked him if he could rent you to me by the number of days, he was ruthless Rejected. I moved to a new house recently, and I was thinking of letting you move in for a few days."

Su Nuo on both sides said deliberately: "What? Do you want me to use his body to have something happen to you?"

"...Hey, I can hear you!" Knotabagi Yujin couldn't stand it anymore.

Ichikawa Tsubaki said lightly: "Eavesdropping on other people's flirting is not something a good boy should do."

"I was forced!" Knotabagi Yuren yelled for grievances, "Even if I hand over my body to Su Nuo, I can still hear it!"

"It's too bad, can it be that Su Nuo and I can only chat with thoughts?" Ichikawa Tsubaki pretended to be in love with a crooked tone, "But only my love can be conveyed to him, and his love for me is not enough, I can't accept it." Come on, Single Arrow is so distressed."

Two-faced Su Nuo: "...you really dare to say it."

Knotabagi Yuhito didn't know that the single arrow in Ichikawa Tsubaki's mouth was referring to her walkie-talkie props, so he foolishly complained: "Your double arrows are so thick that they almost materialize, right?"