After extracting this SSR of King of the Damned
Chapter 45 Day 45
In the remote mountains and old forests, there is a small village called Mantra Village, where people are self-sufficient and lead a simple and happy life.Still, people who live here inevitably run into trouble.
This village has developed steadily for thousands of years. Due to its own particularity, it is generally isolated from the world. The top manager is a high-level organization called the Magic Association. However, many villagers are dissatisfied with their management. Therefore, They spontaneously formed various sects, such as the curse masters of the high-level leaders of the anti-curse society, and they usually cooperate with the curses who are regarded as bandits.
Curse masters and cursers often join forces to do bad things, and murder and arson abound. However, there is only one place where they dare not intervene, and that is a large-scale pig farm in Curse Village, and it is also the only one in the village. pig farm.
Thousands of pigs are raised here, which is the only way for the villagers to buy pork. The employees are so fierce that they never dare to steal pigs.
The hostess of the pig farm is named Ichikawa Tsubaki. Recently, she has encountered a problem that has troubled her for a long time, that is, the pig farm is understaffed.
Running such a large pig farm requires a lot of work, such as feeding, slaughtering pigs, selling meat, cleaning the pigsty, purchasing feed, etc. There are countless things to do on one hand, but she employs only A few people, such as Tsurumaru Kuninaga who is in charge of cleaning the pigsty, and Ishtar who is in charge of purchasing feed, her employees have to take on multiple roles, and she is very busy every day.
A few days ago, she managed to recruit a butcher named Xia Youjie, but she didn't expect that this person seemed to have common sense mistakes.
As a butcher, his job is to kill pigs, but he sharpened his knife and yelled "monkey" at innocent villagers.
Such bad deeds caused Ichikawa Tsubaki's pig farm to complain dozens of times in just a few days. In desperation, she had no choice but to fire this employee who couldn't tell the difference between a pig and a monkey.
In the early morning, Ishtar, who came back from buying pig feed, took a newspaper, and she handed the newspaper to the cherry-haired girl who was writing the recruitment information, and she said with lingering fear: "Tsubaki, it's a good thing you fired that lamp man. "
"What's wrong with him?" Ichikawa Tsubaki took the newspaper curiously, glanced at it, and was startled from ear to ear by the news on the front page, "Oh my God, he killed all the villagers in the ordinary village next door! What? Will it be like this? Will not letting him kill pigs cause such a bad impact?"
"Why blame yourself for this kind of person!" Ishtar said sternly, "It's because he is abnormal, and it has nothing to do with your firing him."
"You're right." Ichikawa Tsubaki sighed, and she continued to look down, "Now he's wanted."
"Well, even though he hasn't come back, you'd better be careful and run away if you see him!"
Ichikawa Tsubaki thought for a while and said, "I don't seem to be in arrears with his wages, do I?"
"It has nothing to do with salary." Ishtar explained, "He belongs to the sect of the curse masters, and he threatened to kill all the people except the aborigines in the curse village, so as to achieve the goal of exterminating the bandits—I remember you Not an aborigine?"
"Oh, I moved here from the supernatural village next door..." Ichikawa Tsubaki scratched his cheek, "But I'm not human either, I'm an AI, so it shouldn't matter, right?"
"He doesn't know what you are?" Ishtar rolled his eyes, "What is AI? When did you know this kind of high-tech thing in the city?"
"People in the city also eat pork." Ichikawa Tsubaki returned the newspaper to Ishtar, she saved the recruitment information on the computer and printed a hundred copies, "Ishtar, you bring these Give it to Hotaru, let him stick it in an obvious place, and let the rest be distributed on the street."
"No problem." Ishtar took over a thick stack of recruitment information documents, and she read them all at a glance, "If something like this happens, you still plan to hire a butcher? Continue to let Joan do it for you, she Good job."
"But Zhenzhen is usually very busy. She gets up early and goes late every day to sell meat in the market. In order to sell the pigs that were slaughtered that day, she has to get up even earlier."
Ishtar patted the cherry-haired girl on the head: "Tsubaki, you are really a good boss who is considerate of employees."
……
Within three days after Hotaru distributed one hundred resumes, Ichikawa Tsubaki received many calls from people who wanted to apply for this position, but their resumes made her feel that she was not qualified for the job of butcher.
Just like there is a child named Rimei, not to mention whether hiring him will be treated as child labor and he will be fined by spells. The skill he is good at on his resume is freezing. Ichikawa Tsubaki thinks he should work in a freezer.
There is also a 28-year-old adult man named Gojo Satoru. She remembers that he is the head of the Gojo family, one of the three tyrant landlords in Mantra Village. She doesn't know why he came out to work on a whim.
But the important thing is not who Gojo Satoru is, she doesn't care about the real identity of the worker, what is important is the photo on his resume, he is actually blindfolded with a black blindfold.
Eyes are blindfolded, but also kill a fart pig!Others are blind and touch elephants, but he blind kills pigs? Pass!
Look at this person named Yansuo again, she took such a high-level name, but she opened her resume and looked at the photo, good guy, has the pig's brain turned into a brain?She felt that his behavior of submitting resumes was very weird. Isn't this killing the same kind?
She suspected that he wanted to infiltrate the pig farm as a spy in order to achieve the goal of liberating his companions, so she resolutely reported it to the neighborhood committee.
Yidizhi Jiegao, who was on duty that day, recorded the incident and said that they would investigate, but he called back that afternoon to thank her for her righteous report.
The next day, in recognition of Ichikawa Tsubaki's outstanding contribution to a harmonious society, the neighborhood committee specially sent an intern Fu Heihui to send a silk banner.She said very gratefully that she would definitely remember this honor, but she turned around and burned the pennant.
She doesn't want the things sent by the residents' committee of the magic village, bad luck.
There has been no progress in recruiting a butcher, which makes Ichikawa Tsubaki very disappointed.
But things soon turned around. Limei, who had been unsuccessful in submitting her resume before, called her. He said that his boss, the two-faced Su Nuo, was moving to the Magic Village recently, but he hadn't found a job yet. Would she consider looking over his resume?
Ichikawa Tsubaki readily agreed, and soon, she received the resume of the two-faced Su Nuo from Limei.
She clicked on her resume, and the photo caught her eyes. This guy named Two-faced Su Nuo actually had four hands, which meant that the time he spent killing pigs could be cut in half, and the efficiency could be greatly improved.
She sat up straight and carefully read his resume. After reading it, she only had one thought in her heart: He is simply the chosen butcher!
This person is known as the "Chef of Fumo". It is said that he was one of the top chefs in the well-developed magic city thousands of years ago. What's more legendary is that even one of his fingers can reach the standard of a super chef. .
It's so awesome, the little master of China only has eight legendary kitchen utensils, but the two-faced Su Nuo has twenty super-grade fingers!
In addition, the resume specifically emphasizes that he has the experience of driving a swan pedal boat, which means that he can share part of Ishtar's work of purchasing feed, and go to the city alone by boat to purchase.
Although Ichikawa Tsubaki likes Ishtar very much, she can't stand her often falling off the chain. If she can find an employee who can take over part of her work as soon as possible, then there will be much fewer accidents that need to be dealt with.
Ichikawa Tsubaki was very satisfied with the two-faced Su Nuo, so she immediately called Li Mei back and asked the other party to tell him to come to the pig farm for an interview tomorrow afternoon.
……
The first time I saw the two-faced Su Nuo, Ichikawa Tsubaki's first impression was "It's great, it's not a trick", and the four hands are real.
"Hello, I am the owner of the pig farm, Tsubaki Ichikawa." She led the people to the pigsty, and led a pig to the usual place where pigs are slaughtered, "Don't be nervous, today's interview is mainly to test the real level If the technology is good, they can be hired on the spot.”
Su Nuo on both sides sneered: "You should prepare the labor contract first."
Ichikawa Tsubaki didn't expect him to be so crazy, she took a step back: "Okay, the stage is handed over to you, and it's your turn to show your skills."
To her surprise, the two-faced Su Nuo didn't even hold a knife. He made a seal with his hands and made a gesture that seemed to be in the late stage of the second disease: "The field is unfolding, Fumo Yucook."
I saw a small restaurant appearing out of nowhere behind him, with a signboard of "Fu Mo Yu Chef" hanging on the restaurant. In the next second, the pig standing in place was hit by countless slashes, and it didn't even have the time to scream. It was cut into countless pieces.
"Amazing." Ichikawa Tsubaki applauded in admiration. She went up to check his work, and was even more amazed by his superb technique.
The pig hair was shaved clean, not even a single piece of pig skin was found, and the pig skin and pork were perfectly separated, and all the internal organs were cut out separately intact.
"Your name is Liangmian Su Nuo, isn't it?" Ichikawa Tsubaki grabbed his hand and said solemnly, "You have been hired. Congratulations on joining my pig farm."
"I don't care about the salary, I only have one request."
"You mention it, I will try my best to satisfy you!" Ichikawa Tsubaki patted his chest and assured him.
Su Nuo on both sides bent his lips and showed a meaningful smile: "Let me be the male owner of the pig farm."
Ichikawa Tsubaki: "?"
Ichikawa Tsubaki: "Do you want to rebel? Want to replace the boss on the day you join the job?"
"No, the hostess is still you." Two-faced Su Nuo held her hand instead, "I'm not interested in your pig farm, I'm only interested in you."
This bold confession shocked Ichikawa Tsubaki. She had never met such a domineering butcher. Bright red affectionate eyes.
She pursed her lips and smiled, and agreed coyly: "Okay, okay..."
……
"—I do not agree to this marriage!!!!!!"
The silver-haired dragon witch screamed and sat up from the bed. She patted her chest in shock, and after sitting there for a few seconds, she belatedly realized that this was just an outrageous nightmare.
She breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was just a dream, otherwise she would have thrown that barbarian who dared to look like her stupid Master out, and hung him on the top of Tokyo Tower with a flagpole.
Hei Zhen lay back on the bed and chose to continue sleeping.
I don't know when her Master will come back, and she is really worried about letting Ichikawa Tsubaki stay alone with Liangmian Su Nuo.
This village has developed steadily for thousands of years. Due to its own particularity, it is generally isolated from the world. The top manager is a high-level organization called the Magic Association. However, many villagers are dissatisfied with their management. Therefore, They spontaneously formed various sects, such as the curse masters of the high-level leaders of the anti-curse society, and they usually cooperate with the curses who are regarded as bandits.
Curse masters and cursers often join forces to do bad things, and murder and arson abound. However, there is only one place where they dare not intervene, and that is a large-scale pig farm in Curse Village, and it is also the only one in the village. pig farm.
Thousands of pigs are raised here, which is the only way for the villagers to buy pork. The employees are so fierce that they never dare to steal pigs.
The hostess of the pig farm is named Ichikawa Tsubaki. Recently, she has encountered a problem that has troubled her for a long time, that is, the pig farm is understaffed.
Running such a large pig farm requires a lot of work, such as feeding, slaughtering pigs, selling meat, cleaning the pigsty, purchasing feed, etc. There are countless things to do on one hand, but she employs only A few people, such as Tsurumaru Kuninaga who is in charge of cleaning the pigsty, and Ishtar who is in charge of purchasing feed, her employees have to take on multiple roles, and she is very busy every day.
A few days ago, she managed to recruit a butcher named Xia Youjie, but she didn't expect that this person seemed to have common sense mistakes.
As a butcher, his job is to kill pigs, but he sharpened his knife and yelled "monkey" at innocent villagers.
Such bad deeds caused Ichikawa Tsubaki's pig farm to complain dozens of times in just a few days. In desperation, she had no choice but to fire this employee who couldn't tell the difference between a pig and a monkey.
In the early morning, Ishtar, who came back from buying pig feed, took a newspaper, and she handed the newspaper to the cherry-haired girl who was writing the recruitment information, and she said with lingering fear: "Tsubaki, it's a good thing you fired that lamp man. "
"What's wrong with him?" Ichikawa Tsubaki took the newspaper curiously, glanced at it, and was startled from ear to ear by the news on the front page, "Oh my God, he killed all the villagers in the ordinary village next door! What? Will it be like this? Will not letting him kill pigs cause such a bad impact?"
"Why blame yourself for this kind of person!" Ishtar said sternly, "It's because he is abnormal, and it has nothing to do with your firing him."
"You're right." Ichikawa Tsubaki sighed, and she continued to look down, "Now he's wanted."
"Well, even though he hasn't come back, you'd better be careful and run away if you see him!"
Ichikawa Tsubaki thought for a while and said, "I don't seem to be in arrears with his wages, do I?"
"It has nothing to do with salary." Ishtar explained, "He belongs to the sect of the curse masters, and he threatened to kill all the people except the aborigines in the curse village, so as to achieve the goal of exterminating the bandits—I remember you Not an aborigine?"
"Oh, I moved here from the supernatural village next door..." Ichikawa Tsubaki scratched his cheek, "But I'm not human either, I'm an AI, so it shouldn't matter, right?"
"He doesn't know what you are?" Ishtar rolled his eyes, "What is AI? When did you know this kind of high-tech thing in the city?"
"People in the city also eat pork." Ichikawa Tsubaki returned the newspaper to Ishtar, she saved the recruitment information on the computer and printed a hundred copies, "Ishtar, you bring these Give it to Hotaru, let him stick it in an obvious place, and let the rest be distributed on the street."
"No problem." Ishtar took over a thick stack of recruitment information documents, and she read them all at a glance, "If something like this happens, you still plan to hire a butcher? Continue to let Joan do it for you, she Good job."
"But Zhenzhen is usually very busy. She gets up early and goes late every day to sell meat in the market. In order to sell the pigs that were slaughtered that day, she has to get up even earlier."
Ishtar patted the cherry-haired girl on the head: "Tsubaki, you are really a good boss who is considerate of employees."
……
Within three days after Hotaru distributed one hundred resumes, Ichikawa Tsubaki received many calls from people who wanted to apply for this position, but their resumes made her feel that she was not qualified for the job of butcher.
Just like there is a child named Rimei, not to mention whether hiring him will be treated as child labor and he will be fined by spells. The skill he is good at on his resume is freezing. Ichikawa Tsubaki thinks he should work in a freezer.
There is also a 28-year-old adult man named Gojo Satoru. She remembers that he is the head of the Gojo family, one of the three tyrant landlords in Mantra Village. She doesn't know why he came out to work on a whim.
But the important thing is not who Gojo Satoru is, she doesn't care about the real identity of the worker, what is important is the photo on his resume, he is actually blindfolded with a black blindfold.
Eyes are blindfolded, but also kill a fart pig!Others are blind and touch elephants, but he blind kills pigs? Pass!
Look at this person named Yansuo again, she took such a high-level name, but she opened her resume and looked at the photo, good guy, has the pig's brain turned into a brain?She felt that his behavior of submitting resumes was very weird. Isn't this killing the same kind?
She suspected that he wanted to infiltrate the pig farm as a spy in order to achieve the goal of liberating his companions, so she resolutely reported it to the neighborhood committee.
Yidizhi Jiegao, who was on duty that day, recorded the incident and said that they would investigate, but he called back that afternoon to thank her for her righteous report.
The next day, in recognition of Ichikawa Tsubaki's outstanding contribution to a harmonious society, the neighborhood committee specially sent an intern Fu Heihui to send a silk banner.She said very gratefully that she would definitely remember this honor, but she turned around and burned the pennant.
She doesn't want the things sent by the residents' committee of the magic village, bad luck.
There has been no progress in recruiting a butcher, which makes Ichikawa Tsubaki very disappointed.
But things soon turned around. Limei, who had been unsuccessful in submitting her resume before, called her. He said that his boss, the two-faced Su Nuo, was moving to the Magic Village recently, but he hadn't found a job yet. Would she consider looking over his resume?
Ichikawa Tsubaki readily agreed, and soon, she received the resume of the two-faced Su Nuo from Limei.
She clicked on her resume, and the photo caught her eyes. This guy named Two-faced Su Nuo actually had four hands, which meant that the time he spent killing pigs could be cut in half, and the efficiency could be greatly improved.
She sat up straight and carefully read his resume. After reading it, she only had one thought in her heart: He is simply the chosen butcher!
This person is known as the "Chef of Fumo". It is said that he was one of the top chefs in the well-developed magic city thousands of years ago. What's more legendary is that even one of his fingers can reach the standard of a super chef. .
It's so awesome, the little master of China only has eight legendary kitchen utensils, but the two-faced Su Nuo has twenty super-grade fingers!
In addition, the resume specifically emphasizes that he has the experience of driving a swan pedal boat, which means that he can share part of Ishtar's work of purchasing feed, and go to the city alone by boat to purchase.
Although Ichikawa Tsubaki likes Ishtar very much, she can't stand her often falling off the chain. If she can find an employee who can take over part of her work as soon as possible, then there will be much fewer accidents that need to be dealt with.
Ichikawa Tsubaki was very satisfied with the two-faced Su Nuo, so she immediately called Li Mei back and asked the other party to tell him to come to the pig farm for an interview tomorrow afternoon.
……
The first time I saw the two-faced Su Nuo, Ichikawa Tsubaki's first impression was "It's great, it's not a trick", and the four hands are real.
"Hello, I am the owner of the pig farm, Tsubaki Ichikawa." She led the people to the pigsty, and led a pig to the usual place where pigs are slaughtered, "Don't be nervous, today's interview is mainly to test the real level If the technology is good, they can be hired on the spot.”
Su Nuo on both sides sneered: "You should prepare the labor contract first."
Ichikawa Tsubaki didn't expect him to be so crazy, she took a step back: "Okay, the stage is handed over to you, and it's your turn to show your skills."
To her surprise, the two-faced Su Nuo didn't even hold a knife. He made a seal with his hands and made a gesture that seemed to be in the late stage of the second disease: "The field is unfolding, Fumo Yucook."
I saw a small restaurant appearing out of nowhere behind him, with a signboard of "Fu Mo Yu Chef" hanging on the restaurant. In the next second, the pig standing in place was hit by countless slashes, and it didn't even have the time to scream. It was cut into countless pieces.
"Amazing." Ichikawa Tsubaki applauded in admiration. She went up to check his work, and was even more amazed by his superb technique.
The pig hair was shaved clean, not even a single piece of pig skin was found, and the pig skin and pork were perfectly separated, and all the internal organs were cut out separately intact.
"Your name is Liangmian Su Nuo, isn't it?" Ichikawa Tsubaki grabbed his hand and said solemnly, "You have been hired. Congratulations on joining my pig farm."
"I don't care about the salary, I only have one request."
"You mention it, I will try my best to satisfy you!" Ichikawa Tsubaki patted his chest and assured him.
Su Nuo on both sides bent his lips and showed a meaningful smile: "Let me be the male owner of the pig farm."
Ichikawa Tsubaki: "?"
Ichikawa Tsubaki: "Do you want to rebel? Want to replace the boss on the day you join the job?"
"No, the hostess is still you." Two-faced Su Nuo held her hand instead, "I'm not interested in your pig farm, I'm only interested in you."
This bold confession shocked Ichikawa Tsubaki. She had never met such a domineering butcher. Bright red affectionate eyes.
She pursed her lips and smiled, and agreed coyly: "Okay, okay..."
……
"—I do not agree to this marriage!!!!!!"
The silver-haired dragon witch screamed and sat up from the bed. She patted her chest in shock, and after sitting there for a few seconds, she belatedly realized that this was just an outrageous nightmare.
She breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was just a dream, otherwise she would have thrown that barbarian who dared to look like her stupid Master out, and hung him on the top of Tokyo Tower with a flagpole.
Hei Zhen lay back on the bed and chose to continue sleeping.
I don't know when her Master will come back, and she is really worried about letting Ichikawa Tsubaki stay alone with Liangmian Su Nuo.
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