The indescribable "I"

"It's just you and me now." Yvette lay on the bed and poked the black cat's soft body, "Tell me something interesting."

The black cat stared at him nervously, and did not dare to dodge easily. The corner of Yvette's mouth was filled with a smile, but those eyes were always cold.

It is not treated on an equal footing.

Blake was just a somewhat interesting toy in his eyes.

Occasionally, if you are interested, you will fiddle with it.

"What do you want to know?"

It spoke with difficulty.

After Bai Jiu left, Yvette's strange sense of inhumanity was finally no longer concealed, and the black cat felt a terrible aura about him as if he was a few beats behind.

Moreover, it didn't come from Bai Jiu, it belonged to Yvette himself.

It finally realized that the person it was looking for in its panic seemed to be some terrible... monster.

It barely finds the word to refer to the adjective.

"Do you know how to make my brother like me more?"

Yvette raised his chin, and the cuffs embroidered with dark patterns slipped down, revealing a forearm, which was a little fake white, like a plastic limb of a puppet.

Long satin-like hair is winding on the snow-white quilt, and the rich and colorful face is like an oil painting piled up with countless brushstrokes.

Anyone who sees this scene will have an association.

He is a colorful poisonous butterfly, opening his slender mouthparts, waiting for the prey to be captured by his beautiful wings.

The bewitched prey foolishly loses his own life.

Almost no one can stop this magical charm.

But the black cat has its own unique aesthetics. He thought to himself that if he had thick limbs, sharp fangs, and a furry face, he would be good-looking.

It was not tempted by the opponent's face, but raised his danger level to another level, secretly vigilant in his heart.

"Which aspect do you like?"

"Which way do you like it?" Yvette thumped the bed, looking yearning, "It's the kind...the kind that will kiss me, hug me, and touch me."

Kiss me, hug me, touch me, stay with me forever...

Black Cat: "???"

Isn't that a lover?

Wait, you let a cat give you love elements?

"Speak." Yvette picked it up very rudely, and shook it like a bell, shaking the black cat dizzy for a while.

The black cat shouted: "Stop, stop, I have a solution."

As soon as Yvette let go, the black cat fell on the bed with a "slap".

He leaned his face closer and asked, "What way?"

The black cat replied weakly: "First of all, do you have a mobile phone?"

Yvette thought for a while, then reached under the pillow to look for it, and took out something, "Is this a small square box?"

"Well, my brother told me to play with the boring words at the time." Yvette turned on the screen, "How do I use it?"

When the black cat saw it, he pressed and pulled the pad on the screen, and within a minute, he knew that it was a cheap product, and the memory was only 1G.

Except for some necessary chat software, it is quite empty, and I haven’t even downloaded a game. At first glance, I thought the owner of the phone was an elderly person.

The chat history of the software is very clean, the few friends can be counted on one hand, and only one group has been added, and both of them are related to the school.

The black cat secretly made some tricks, and originally wanted to find some clues to see what the identities of the two people in this family were, but now it seems that they can only give up.

It can only teach Yvette honestly.

"First, you have to download a software called X Jiang..."

Yvette can't, it taught Yvette to download the software step by step, and there was an ugly green and white icon on the desktop.

As soon as it was opened, the crude typesetting, pitifully small fonts, and simple and rough pages entered Yvette's eyes.

"It's so ugly." Yvette said disgustedly: "Is this the way you said?"

The black cat nodded: "Don't look at it as ugly...well, it's pretty ugly, but you have to pay attention to what's inside."

But after swiping the page twice, it suddenly stopped in one place, and Yvette asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

The black cat is very calm. For some reason, its proficiency makes people feel distressed, "It's okay, their administrator may have touched the server again, so it got stuck, just wait a while."

……

5 minute later.

The black cat successfully opened the door to the new world with Yvette.

"Hey, humans... can still do this?"

"Yeah, let me tell you... there are more powerful ones."

"More powerful?"

"Next time, I will take you to the flower market, meow meow."

The black cat gained Yvette's friendship in just a few minutes, and they had a lively discussion until...

Yvette suddenly moved his head away from the screen, and he murmured, "Brother, you're back."

The black cat was watching with enthusiasm, and jumped up all of a sudden, "Is it so fast?"

"Yeah, my brother is also very good, and he seems to be bringing someone with him." Yvette learned a lot of new things in a few 10 minutes, and he said excitedly: "Give me an idea, I want to give him an idea." A special welcome."

The black cat really had an idea with him within seconds.

"How about you wear cat ears on your head, kneel on the ground, and as soon as he walks in, you yell 'Master, welcome back'?"

"Will he like it?"

"Humans like this." The black cat was very sure, and also produced a proof of fact, "I have seen my master smile at me next to me every time he saw such a picture on his mobile phone, and then shouted ' Change me'."

"Then I'll try."

Yvette quickly made preparations. His current appearance is also mimicry, and it is not difficult to make a pair of cat ears grow out of his head.

He knelt on the ground, raised his hands, waited for the sound of the door opening, waved, and said in a sweet voice: "Master, welcome back."

Then there is the following scene.

Bai Jiu enthusiastically took out the crowbar, threw the black cat out of the house, closed the door, and "greeted" him well.

When the door was opened again, the black cat and his owner found that Yvette was gone, and Bai Jiu was drinking from a water glass.

"So... where's your brother?" Li Wen asked cautiously.

"He's not my brother." Bai Jiu sneered, "If you want to ask where he is? Go find him in the pot."

A pot in the kitchen of his house was placed on the gas stove, with a big fire underneath and a lid on the top, boiling and bubbling.

Suddenly, the lid of the pot was lifted, and a hand came out of the boiling pot and waved at them, and a weak voice said, "I'm here."

Li Wen: "..."

Well, the last bit of his idealistic worldview cracked open.

Bai Jiu used a hard-core magical method to clean up his reputation of being weird soon, and he was not really angry, at most a little dissatisfied with this confusing behavior, and quickly allowed Yvette to climb out of the pot.

He drank several glasses of water, suppressed the smell of blood in his mouth and the discomfort in his internal organs, and sat on the sofa and waved to Li Wen.

Li Wen came over with the cat in his arms, and asked nervously, "What's the matter?"

"I asked your cat to come over." Bai Jiu signaled him to put the black cat down, and drank another glass of water that Yvette handed him, "Our deal is complete, I brought your master back safely, now it's time now you."

Under Li Wen's shocked eyes, the black cat glanced at him and said, "Then I have to tell you slowly."

Li Wen: "???"

Li Wen: "...Black, you saved me?"

"Is this the point?!" The black cat gave a "meow meow woo woo", much like a human's "huh", "Stupid!"

Li Wen rubbed his nose, he couldn't believe that he was scolded by his cat one day, he whispered: "I'm just a little curious."

"Also, are you a cat spirit?"

"No." The black cat said angrily, "Don't associate me with the myths and stories of your country. I don't need to practice. I was born to speak like this, and I haven't become a master."

"Oh."

I don't know if it was because of a wave of stimulation today, and the surprise when I found out that my cat can talk is not so strong.

Li Wen quickly signaled Bai Jiu and Heimao to continue, "You talk, you talk, I..."

He didn't know what to do for a while, and suddenly found that there was another person who was free.

It was Bai Jiu who claimed to be not his younger brother, but who looked almost the same as him.

Needless to say, his appearance is extremely good. With long hair and shawls, wearing a strange robe and a soft hat, he can play the mage in fairy tales.

He ignored Li Wen, and only focused on handing Bai Jiu water, except for looking at Bai Jiu intently.

Li Wen thought to himself, the one in the seat is more like a mysterious person than Bai Jiu.

On the other side, the black cat began his tirade.

"I live in a small town called Uzza in the dreamland, and I live with my grandfather. There are many cats like us there." You can bully cats."

Bai Jiu just wanted to tell him to speak quickly, to focus on the key points and not to talk nonsense, waves of exhaustion surged up, and he wanted to pull him into sleep.

His fingertips pressed against his temples, and the pain in his gut returned.

At this time, before the black cat could continue, Yvette grabbed his wrist and said in a vague way, "Brother, what's wrong with your hand?"

A cat and the other two looked at Bai Jiu's hand at the same time.

Bai Jiu's fingertips had scorched black marks, as if they had been burned by fire.