Huihui-jun is born, and the child is mine
Chapter 36 36
"There's no way to do this anyway!"
Several people who came out together looked at Fu Heihui who was eating Xijiufu slowly, and sighed in unison.
Fu Heihui has lost his memory for so many days. They would tell Fu Heihui the past events based on what they saw and heard every day in an attempt to evoke his memory. They even thought of stimulating him with sudden danger, such as letting him One person dealt with curse spirits and the like.
However, Fu Heihui has once again mastered the method of using spells, those ordinary spells can't hurt him, he never fell into a panic, and there is no sign of recovering his memory.
Even the high-profile confession of Mr. Wutiao, who had been expelled from the college a few days ago, failed to stimulate Fukuro Hui's impenetrable brain.
"Gojo-san...ah, no, it should be called Gojo-san now." Nagasaki almost bit his tongue when he corrected the address. "It's called getting used to it, it's so hard to change!"
"Then it's called Enlightenment." Maki said. "He won't mind."
Gojo Satoru also took Maki and Gomaki with them, and was their teacher, but they all call him by his name now.
"What will Mr. Wutiao do after he is no longer a teacher?" Hu Zhang asked after swallowing the food in his mouth. He was not used to changing his address suddenly, so he simply gave up. "Is it the same as Nana Ming?"
"Salmon."
"There are too few conjurers. As a teacher, Mr. Wutiao has a lot of tasks to deal with." Yi Gu, who was sitting next to Goujuan, continued. "Now that he is no longer a teacher, he will not be idle."
Too much work.
Several people were thinking in their hearts at the same time.
"Don't count on Gojo-sensei, the method he thinks is useless and will add fuel to the fire! It depends on us to restore Fuhei's memory." Nazaki brought the topic back, looking at Fukui Hui as if he suddenly remembered something like. "Fu Hei, get out that new shikigami of yours!"
Fu Heihui, who was silent, raised his index finger and little finger, and put the other three fingers together, making a gesture to summon the fox, and the little fox whose hair was shaved by Gojo Satoru jumped out of his shadow.
As soon as the little fox saw Fu Heihui, his eyes lit up, and he was about to pounce on him to rub him, but Nazaki, who was sitting opposite him, grabbed his tail and pulled him over.
"Baby Wutiao, your father is not here, let's have a good chat~"
Although Nagasaki was not as scary as Gojo Satoru, he still scared the little fox who had just grown a little fur.
"I've told you everything I know!"
The little fox struggled desperately, and stretched out its two front paws in the direction of Fu Heihui.Kizaki picked up his used fork, stuck it on the table next to the fox's head, and smiled evilly at the sweaty little fox.
"It's been more than half a month, Fuhei hasn't recovered yet, shouldn't you give us a reasonable explanation?"
The five pairs of eyes other than Fu Heihui were staring at the little fox. It felt as if there were many knives around it, ready to skin it at any time.
This group of teenagers and girls who looked seventeen or eighteen were no better than that scary man wearing blindfolds! !
"As I said before, use the things that impress him the most to stimulate him, such as the most annoying or favorite."
"We've always been provoking Fu Hei." Hu Zhang said.
In the past few days, hasn't Fu Hei been stimulated enough by Mr. Wutiao?
The little fox showed a speechless expression, it had seen what Wujo Wu did, those things he did would not help Fu Heihui recover his memory at all!
"You try to stimulate him with the things he most wants to forget but can never forget." The little fox said helplessly.
Do you want to forget something that you can never forget...?
Several people looked at Fu Heihui at the same time.
Fu Heihui, who didn't know why, hugged the little fox, and always felt a little cold on his back.
"So why come to Yokohama?"
A group of people stood in front of an old office building, looking at the big characters "Law Firm" written on the second floor glass of the knotweed, and asked Nazaki who brought them here suspiciously.
"What Fu Hei wanted to forget but couldn't forget was definitely the time when he got drunk at KTV! So I contacted the co-witness at the time and asked him to help reproduce the scene at that time."
The scene reappears! ?
Knotweed instantly had PTSD. At that time, he and Goujuan were drunk with special oolong tea by Fu Heihui, and put on a sailor suit that he got from who knows where.
Last time, Teacher Wutiao made it so crazy, now that he is not here, no one can control the drunk Fu Heihui!
"Wait, Nazaki..."
Katsuo grabbed Nagasaki who was about to knock on the door. At this moment, the glass on the second floor shattered. Knotaki and Fuhei quickly hugged Nagasaki, and Goumaki and Oto stood in front of Maki, protecting them from the shattering of glass slag.
"Don't hang yourself in the detective agency early in the morning!"
Following someone's roar, a person wearing a long windbreaker was thrown out from inside.
The man who was thrown was in a free fall with his head down, but there was no panic on his face at all. When he was about to fall to the ground, he did a backflip and landed in a handsome superhero style.
"Ah, beautiful lady." Dazai Osamu knelt down on one knee in front of Nagasaki and the others, and took out a red rose from nowhere and handed it to him. "Will you die in love with me?"
Nazaki looked at him with disgust: "I'm sorry, I live a very happy life, and I don't want to..."
"Then, what about this one?"
Osamu Dazai immediately turned to Fukuroe and handed over the roses.
Nazaki and Polygonum cuspidatum were directly petrified in situ.
What a joke!Is this guy a man and woman?
"What does it mean to die for love?" Fuguro Megumi was completely out of the situation, but still very politely rejected the flowers that Osamu Dazai handed over.
"Sacrificing love is two people who love, love and go to heaven hand in hand..."
"Don't teach us Fukuro's strange knowledge!" Nagasaki interrupted Osamu Dazai with a loud voice. "I told you on the phone, do you still remember us? We were in KTV before..."
Regardless of Fuguro's refusal, Osamu Dazai stuffed him with roses, then dusted off his coat and stood up from the ground.
"Of course I remember, how can I forget such an interesting thing." Dazai Osamu looked at Fu Heihui with a smile. "But the protagonist of the banquet at that time really lost his memory."
Nagasaki had a "nonsense, otherwise why would we come all the way to find you" expression.
"What is the solution?"
"I'm good at this, leave it to me!"
Osamu Dazai gave a thumbs up confidently.
Several people were taken to the infirmary of the detective agency by Osamu Dazai. Atsushi Nakajima poured them a cup of coffee, and then stood aside anxiously, looking very worried.
"Okay, Fuhei-kun, lie down on it." Dazai Osamu pointed to the hospital bed and said with a smile. "Once the eyes are closed and opened, there is no pain at all."
"Bridge bean sack!!!" Nagasaki stood up from the seat and grabbed Megumi Fukuro who had climbed onto the bed. "Are you going to treat his amnesia or send him to die!!!"
Kizaki pointed to Yosano Akiko who was holding various "weapons" in her hands. This woman didn't look like a doctor treating diseases at all, but more like a forensic doctor dissecting a corpse!
If Fu Heihui's life is ruined, they will definitely be chopped into pieces by Wu Tiao teacher!
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"Don't worry, it's safe, everyone in our detective agency has experienced it."
Osamu Dazai introduced it like a salesman, and his smiling face was really unbelievable.
"No, change to another method!"
Nagasaki and Knotabagi supported Fukuroi from left to right like old hens guarding the calf, and the second-year senior behind him also showed a protector-like expression, and seemed ready to draw out his weapon to fight at any time.
"Then..." Osamu Dazai scratched his head. "Do something that pumps the adrenaline!"
Although this statement still sounds reassuring, everyone who had nothing to do decided to give it a try. The people in this detective agency seemed quite capable.
Fu Heihui knew that the knotweeds and Nagasaki were really worried about him, and he also hoped to recover his memory as soon as possible. Although he was not very motivated, he cooperated all the way, and he would obediently do whatever he was asked to do.
Everyone in the company was called away by Dazai Osamu to do something, only Fuguro Hui was left waiting outside the venue rented by the detective agency. In boredom, he summoned the jade dog and the little fox, and took them outside a small shrine in this area. walk in the woodland.
After an unknown amount of time, Dazai Osamu came out from the closed space ahead, and waved his hands to call Fukuroe.
"Let's go on a journey together, accomplice."
Fu Heihui hugged the little fox and looked at him, expressionless.
I always feel that the man in front of me has a mysterious resemblance to Mr. Wutiao, that feeling of being beaten...
It was approaching evening at this time, the sunset was slanting to the west, and the dim yellow sunlight lazily sprinkled on the earth. The forest where they were in seemed to be covered with a halo, and the street lights around the site were turned on one by one.
In this blurred and dreamy moment, Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand to Fukuroe, and led him into the venue that they had prepared for a day.
Megumi Fukuro put away the shikigami, followed Dazai Osamu and opened the curtain and stepped into the darkness.
This place used to be an entertainment venue used by a certain store to run secret room escapes. Recently, it is planning to renovate. Dazai Osamu rented it and designed the "Secret Room Search for Memory Battle" based on his own ideas, in order to stimulate the adrenaline of Fukuroe. So that he can regain his memory.
In fact, Nagizaki originally objected to Osamu Dazai leading Megumi Fukuro to enter, after all, this guy seemed a bit unreliable.However, the main designer of this haunted house is Dazai Osamu, he is the person who understands the overall situation best, so I had to leave it to him in the end.
But I didn't forget to warn Osamu Dazai well, if Fukuroe gets hurt, he will never let him go.
After the two entered, a small yellow oil lamp was lit in the darkness in front of them. The dim light flickered like a dying patient, as if it would go out at any moment.
And in the place illuminated by the lights, there are two sets of Victorian pleated skirts decorated with floral decorations. The complicated appearance looks like the skirts worn by noble ladies in European oil paintings.
Fu Heihui looked at the clothes in front of him expressionlessly.
"Come on, put it on!" Osamu Dazai took his own set without hesitation, got on in twos and threes, and then began to encourage Fukuroe. "From now on, we are Her Majesty the Princess!"
"..."
Before Xia Youjie showed Fu Heihui the video of their performance at the Kyoto New Year Friendship Party, which was recorded by the Kyoto High School, and they kindly deleted the scene where Fu Heihui finally disappeared.
Fu Heihui didn't respond to this incident that he didn't remember. Normally, he would have destroyed the video directly, but after losing his memory, he just watched it silently, as if the video was another person.
However, he was successfully implanted with the concept of "I know how to wear skirts", and he didn't show any resistance when he was incited by Osamu Dazai. He changed his clothes directly, and even obediently tied two Little tugging, wearing a bow and a little crown.
After changing his clothes, Osamu Dazai took Fukuroe further and explained the background of the story to him.
"Hui Liye, played by Mr. Fu Hei, was born in a family of conjurers. After being a famous family, she has been living under the yoke of nobles, and she is very eager to escape from this cage."
Following Osamu Dazai's narration, they also stepped into a new scene. The long and narrow passage suddenly opened up, and there was a small circular hall in front of them, which was decorated with a European medieval feel.
"At the party on the day of Hui Liye's coming-of-age ceremony, the girl who was as beautiful as a fairy met her destined lover——"
Osamu Dazai was very involved, turned around in a circle and then raised his hands downwards. The spotlight above his head suddenly lit up, respectively illuminating Fukuroe and the knotweed standing under the stairs.
"Humiou!"
"..."
The expression on Fu Heihui's face became even more vacuous.
Will there be another cat named Leo in a while?
Knotweed, who was wearing a prince's dress, had a little blush on his face, and he resisted the embarrassment to read out the lines arranged for him by Osamu Dazai.
"Ah, what a beautiful girl! My heart has been captured by your emerald eyes, step on me hard with your slender feet, let me feel the fiery passion hidden in your indifference !"
Nagasaki and the others who were waiting at their respective posts almost bit their tongues when they heard the lines spoken by Kojou.
It doesn't seem like this is written in the script book, does it?
This shaking M's speech made goose bumps all over the floor.
Osamu Dazai was also very surprised, and took out a small book from his arms to check the script he had written. He looked at the knotweed nunuzui with curse patterns on his face.
Well, forget it, Mr. Knotweed's obsessive expression is very good, let's continue like this!
When deciding who to play the male lead, Osamu Dazai struggled for a while.
Firstly, the pandas who are not human are excluded, and secondly, Goujuan who cannot speak lines and Akutagawa who is unwilling to speak lines are excluded, and Zhong Yuanzhong who is not tall enough is also eliminated. Finally, among Yigu, Nakajima Atsushi and Polygonum cuspidatum, the ones who look good are selected. Knotweed · Romeo · Yourhito goes best with Fuhei · Juliet · Hui.
Osamu Dazai didn't expect that there was a poisonous Miou who single-handedly pushed Hui Liye in Humiou's body.
Osamu Dazai touched Fu Heihui with his elbow, implying that he went down the stairs to dance with Knotweed who had been numbered Su Nuo.
The stairs are not high, only the seventh or eighth steps, but the skirt Fu Heihui is wearing is too long, it is very inconvenient to walk around, and the surrounding lights are still dim. He fell on one side.
Seeing this, Su Nuo's eyes lit up, and he immediately opened his arms, waiting for Fu Heihui to throw himself into his arms.
Fu Heihui also reacted very quickly, clasping his hands together to summon Shikigami, a figure jumped out from the shadow and knocked Fu Heihui away, and then Shikigami Nue appeared, and the dragon claws grabbed Fu Heihui's shoulders and lifted him into the air , and the figure that came out first fell into Su Nuo's arms instead of Fu Heihui.
Su Nuo hugged the sturdy Fu Heisher, his eyes met.
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Time stopped for about a few seconds, Fu Heihui was placed on the ground by Nue, and he looked at the two suspiciously.
"Are you all right?"
When Su Nuo heard Fu Heihui's voice, he immediately came back to his senses, and he let go of his hand reflexively, and Fu Heisher was thrown to the ground by him.
The ground happened to be the shadow of Fu Heihui, and Fu Heisher stared aggressively at Su Nuo and slowly disappeared into the shadow.
Su Nuo turned his head with lingering fear, caring about Fu Heihui as if nothing happened.
"Is Your Majesty the Princess injured? Let me check it for you."
As he said that, he stretched out his salty pig's hand, before he could touch Fu Heihui, a pair of big hands pinched his wrist.
Fu Heisher, like the spirit behind him, leaned out half of his body from the shadow behind Fu Heihui. Although the lights in this enclosed venue were dim, there were lights in every corner, and there were many shadows cast by Fu Heihui. It is very convenient for Fuheshier to appear everywhere.
"Hui Liye and Humiou fell in love at first sight, and the two were swept away by a tornado of love, dancing on the dance floor intoxicated."
Osamu Dazai saw that things were about to go off the rails, so he hurried over to maintain the scene, grabbed Su Nuo and Fu Hei Shier's hands behind Fu Heihui and let them hold together, and then gave a signal to the person in charge of playing the music, telling them to play songs quickly.
Although he was holding Fu Heisher's hand, but the waist he was holding was Fu Heihui's. Su Nuo really didn't want this opportunity, so he hypnotized himself and danced a trio.
Fu Heihui was pulled passively, in a very uncomfortable position, and he wanted to break free, but Fu Heisher and Su Nuo were still holding hands, and he couldn't get out because he was caught in the middle.
The three of them, like sandwiches, spun in the music, without jumping or closing their eyes, and moved to the next scene with the guidance of Osamu Dazai.
They had just entered when all the lights were extinguished suddenly, the knotweed was knocked off Su Nuo, and was pulled away from Fu Heihui by several people rushing over secretly.
With the lights turned on again, Fu Heihui found himself standing on a high platform.
"Hui Liye, Hui Liye, did you find someone you like at the dance?"
A beam of spotlights shone on Senior Pang Da who played the role of Hui Liye's father. He was standing on another stage to the left of the high stage where Fu Heihui was, reciting dramatic lines full of translation accents vividly.
"My beautiful and lovely daughter, what do you think of the earl of the spellcaster family, La Goujuan? His family background and status are very suitable for our Zen Yuan family, and this will be a well-matched marriage!"
Contrary to Panda, Maki-senpai's lines are very stiff, without emotion at all. If the expression is sad, it's the same as reading a eulogy at a funeral.
Megumi Fukuro still didn't understand what Osamu Dazai and the others wanted to do, and he didn't pay attention to the lines they said. Instead, he was attracted by the name of the character that Gomaki-senpai played.
What is a spicy dog roll? It sounds so appetizing. Do you have a sweet dog roll?What about hot dog rolls?
"After the coming-of-age ceremony, Hui Liye learned from her parents about the feud between herself and the Humiou family. Spicy Dog Roll, nicknamed 'Prince Trojan Horse'. This earl is good everywhere, handsome and gentle, but he is a little short."
Panda and Maki stepped back after finishing their lines, and both spotlights hit the stage opposite Fu Heihui, cosplaying as Napoleon's dog roll Senior rode on the wooden horse and gestured to Fu Heihui for victory gesture.
Osamu Dazai, who was standing behind Fu Heihui, covered his mouth and snickered. He didn't ask Goumaki to make moves. These people were more talented in acting than he expected.
"Earl La Goujuan is very fond of his fiancée Hui Liye. In order to be more worthy of her, he always rides a wooden horse."
"..."
So why ride a wooden horse! ! !
Wearing inner height increase or high heels or even walking on stilts is more normal than riding a wooden horse to date someone!
Fu Heihui turned his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai who was talking intoxicatedly, he hesitated to speak.
"Hui Liye knows that her parents will definitely not agree to her being with Humiou, but she doesn't want to wrong herself to marry a man she doesn't like, and she has fallen into an inextricable depression ever since."
All the lights went out at the same time, and after a few seconds of silence, small lights lit up on the railing of the high platform where Fu Heihui was, like fireflies in the dark night, very gentle.
Fu Heihui was slightly startled, his pupils were dotted with fluorescence, like jade shining with this light.
"Hui Liye's maid, Rose Fan, couldn't bear to see her young lady getting thinner and depressed, so she sneaked out to contact Hu Miou, and helped him have a private meeting with Hui Liye in the backyard of the Buddhist monastery."
Megumi Fukuro was dragged to the next scene by Dazai Osamu and Rose Kizaki, who played the role of rose fan, and he sat down in the pavilion in the small garden, waiting for Knotweed to come.
Nagasaki had no lines, she had an angry expression the whole time, especially when she heard Dazai Osamu call "Rose powder", her face was so dark that she felt like she was going to kill someone.
The script for this play was written by Osamu Dazai, and the character names were also thought of by him.Nagasaki's maid character was originally called "Rose", but after she protested, Osamu Dazai changed her to "Rose Fan".
Knotweed faced Fu Heihui across the garden, and he recited his lines affectionately like a bard.
"Ah, Hui Liye, why are you Hui Liye!"
Osamu Dazai desperately gave Fu Heihui winks to let him talk with the knotweed, but Fu Heihui didn't give him face very much. He squatted on the edge of the garden and looked at the lifelike fake flowers like no one else, and even summoned the rabbit as if nothing had happened. Disney get up.
In desperation, Osamu Dazai squeezed his throat and imitated a female voice to read out what Fukuroe should have said.
"Ah, Hu Miou, why are you Hu Miou! Why don't we give up each other's surnames and identities, and just be a pair of fateful mandarin ducks wandering around the world!"
Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai would also imitate female voices, but his imitation was so contrived that other people couldn't help but pull out the earphones in their ears, wanting to find a big tree to knock themselves into amnesia and forget this painful memory.
At this time, the matter has deviated from the original intention by a thousand miles. Originally, they wanted to restore Fu Heihui's memory through shock and stimulation, but now many people present want to lose their memory.
"However, there is no impenetrable wall in the world. The tryst between Hui Liye and Humiou was discovered by Zhongyuan Zhongzi, the eighth eldest daughter of the family next door, Yidalihei/Hand/Dang Zhongyuan."
"They're having a tryst with my uncle! Dazai bastard, I didn't promise to help you act in such a ridiculous drama!!"
Osamu Dazai raised his hands, and took out a bunch of photos from somewhere, all of them were Chuya Nakahara, some went crazy after being drunk, some went up the stairs like Miss Uchiba, and some even had no clothes on .
Not far away, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was clamoring with his skirt in his hand, turned off his flames immediately, and rushed over with a blushing face to grab the photo.
Osamu Dazai didn't hide, and gave him the photo directly. After Zhong Yuanzhong also tore up the photo, he said quietly:
"I still have more. I only printed a hundred copies this time."
Zhongyuan Zhong also stared wide-eyed, too angry to speak.
"Don't be so angry, Miss Zhongyuan~ As long as you cooperate obediently, I will return all the photos to you, and I will give you a personal photo album of Osamu Dazai."
"Who wants your bastard's photo album!"
Nakahara Nakaya pushed away Osamu Dazai who was leaning on his shoulder, and angrily walked towards Megumi Fukuro who was sitting in the garden.
"Chuya~ You need Naiba, Naiba!" Osamu Dazai kindly reminded.
For this matter, he specially found a knee-length Lolita dress and stuffed it for Chuya Nakahara.
Nakahara Nakaya clenched his hands into fists, put his legs together and walked like a monster, walked up to Fu Heihui, gnashed his teeth and recited his own lines, acting as the vicious female supporting role in the script.
"Hui Liye, you shameless slut! You still secretly seduce other men even though you have a fiancé!"
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Fu Heihui, who was out of the situation, hugged Tuotu and looked at Zhongya Zhongyuan with eyes as if he was looking crazy.
"My name is Fu Heihui, not Hui Liye." Fu Heihui corrected.
This is the second sentence he said after entering here, but it gave Zhongyuan Zhongya a heavy blow.
Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed the hem of the skirt in embarrassment, blushing and wishing he could find a hole to slip in.
Osamu Dazai ran to Fu Heihui and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and cooperate, otherwise how pitiful Miss Zhongyuan is!"
Seeing Nakahara Nakaya blushing with embarrassment, Fuguro Hui felt a little guilty, but he didn't pay attention to the plot Dazai and the others were performing, and he didn't know what to say, so he hesitated for a long time and walked to Nakahara Nakaya In front of him, holding his hands.
"You will definitely meet the man who really likes you."
"..."
Chuya Nakahara was stunned, and Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Where is this going?
Nakahara Chuya's Uchihachi and Missy imitated the tone of Dazai much better than Dazai, Fukuroke really took him for a girl.
According to Osamu Dazai's script, this should be the adultery between Humiou and Hui Liye, ah no, the cheating/love affair was discovered by Miss Central Plains, and Humiou accidentally pushed him into the pool in the garden in a panic.Miss Zhongyuan couldn't swim because of serious internal problems, and drowned in a half-meter-deep pool, which caused Hu Miou to be wanted and expelled by the Zen Academy and Zhongyuan's family.
Although there are some variables, it does not affect at all.
Osamu Dazai waved for Knotweed to come over.
"Quickly push Miss Zhong Yuan, she is seducing your Hui Liye!"
"Hey?"
Knotweed was stupefied, but he did as he did. He rushed from behind and knocked Zhong Yuanzhong into the flowers, and then escaped when the other servants who played the role of servants rushed out.
"Ah, this poor pair of hard-fated lovers were forced to separate like this."
Osamu Dazai recited the narration emotionally, while circling around Megumi Fukuro, if he was equipped with a propeller, he would probably be able to take off on the spot.
"Hui Liye's parents forced Hui Liye to marry Earl La Goujuan as soon as possible. In desperation, Hui Liye found the priest of the church, Squid Yigu. Father Squid gave Huiliye a medicine to fake death, so that She drank it before the wedding."
Osamu Dazai pushes and pulls Fu Heihui to the next scene. Yi Gu, who is dressed as a priest, is standing in front of the cross of Jesus holding a black book, and is carrying his commonly used warrior /warrior/ knife.
This is a hardcore priest.
Yi Gu smiled and handed a small bottle of Fat House Happy Water to Fu Heihui.
"God bless you."
After amnesia, Fu Heihui also had a very good impression of Yi Gu, thinking he was a very reliable senior, and after taking Yi Gu's drink, he politely thanked him.But before he finished speaking, he was pulled away by Osamu Dazai, and directly entered the climax/tide plot.
Osamu Dazai stuffed Fukuroe into the coffin that was ready in sight, and standing beside him passionately described the scene of the wedding turning into a funeral.
Father Yi Gu ran to tell Humiou according to the script arrangement, but when he opened the curtain at the entrance to the scene, he didn't see the knotweed waiting there.
The tall man walked into the field with his head down, smiled and patted Yi Gu's shoulder,
Yi Gu never thought that this man would appear here, he stepped back blankly to make way for him, and waited for the man to pass by before he saw the knotweed stick behind him.
Osamu Dazai was still waiting for Knotweed to come over. He turned around to urge him after he hadn't heard the sound for a long time, but the words stuck in his throat.
The man in black stepped forward, smiled at Osamu Dazai as a greeting, bent down and grabbed the edge of the coffin, lifted the lid with a big hand, and lay down in it while everyone was stunned.
……
???
Even Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded, he never expected such a development.
Fu Heihui, who was stuffed into the coffin, didn't know what happened outside. The coffin was quite big, but the confined space was a bit hot, and Fu Heihui was wearing many layers of skirts, so he couldn't stand it after staying for a while. Living.
Fu Heihui twisted and twisted to find a way to open the lid, but he couldn't touch any mechanism in the dark.
The sweat on his body had already soaked the clothes, and the lace edge on the skirt was itchy and uncomfortable to his body. Fu Heihui couldn't stand it anymore, so he reached behind and pulled down the zipper of the dress and lifted the skirt, so that it would be a little cooler.
He continued to fumble for the switch. As soon as his fingers touched the lid, the coffin was lifted. Fu Heihui was so blinded by the light that he closed his eyes reflexively. Then he felt someone running in and lying down next to him, and then closed it again. the lid.
This coffin is really big, but that is for one person, and two men who are 1.7 meters five and 1.9 meters are lying on it at the same time, no matter how big it is, it is not enough.
Fu Heihui's back was tightly pressed against the edge, and the body temperature and breath of each other blended together, and even the heartbeat of the other party could be heard clearly.
When Wujo Wu came in, Fu Heihui knew it was him.
The smell of mint laundry detergent exuded from Mr. Wutiao's body filled his nostrils, and Fu Heihui was very familiar with this smell.
"Teacher Wutiao, it's very crowded."
"I'm no longer Hui's teacher." Gojo Satoru naturally wrapped his arms around Fukui Hui, and paused slightly when his fingers brushed the stacked skirts. "Hui's name needs to be changed."
"Those five s..."
"No." Gojo Satoru interrupted him. "I'm already called Hui's name, and Hui should call me by my name."
Gojo Satoru's aura was close at hand, and Fu Heihui, who was already very hot, felt as if a hot current was ignited in her body.
Even though he couldn't remember the past between them, Fu Heihui still felt unable to yell, as if those three syllables had an unknown magical power for him. Some kind of emotion is completely broken.
"No."
Fu Heihui refused very simply, and stretched out his hand to push Gojo Satoru who was holding him, wanting to get out of the coffin.
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How could Gojo Satoru let go of such a good opportunity so easily? He held on to Fu Heihui, buried his head in his neck, and said aggrievedly:
"I came to look for Hui as soon as I got off the plane, isn't Hui moved?"
"Don't dare to move."
Fu Heihui really didn't dare to move now, after all his skirt was arched up, and the zipper on the back hadn't been pulled yet, Gojo Satoru's hand had already touched it.
I can really feel that Gojo Satoru came in a hurry. He has a sense of wind and frost on his body, and his body temperature is much lower than that of Fu Hei Hui. The careless touch seems to generate static electricity. The cool feeling makes Fu Hei Hui tremble slightly. .
Fu Heihui could no longer think about other issues, his mind was full of Gojo Wu now.
He had to be pushed out of here as soon as possible, or he might pass out from brain overload.
"Is Kei nervous? She's shaking."
Gojo Satoru used his other hand to gently lift the broken hair on the back of Fu Heihui's neck, and gently stroked it with his fingertips.
This action added fuel to the fire, and Fu Heihui shrank instinctively, as if he was drilling into Gojo Satoru's arms.
Wujo Wujo's smile grew stronger in the darkness, and he became a little distracted.
"Hui is really happy..."
Wujo Gofu whispered in Fu Heihui's ear, the words behind him were very soft, only the two people at this distance could hear clearly, and Fu Heihui's blushing cheeks suddenly became darker.
"I'm sorry to interrupt your flirting. After all, this is a public place. Wu, you can't help it anymore, can you?"
The lid of the coffin was lifted suddenly, and bright light shone on the two of them. Gojo Wu quickly adjusted Fu Heihui's clothes and held him in his arms.
Xia Youjie watched Gojo Wujo's extremely protective action with a smile, and handed over Fu Heihui's clothes in his hand.
Wujo Wu still wanted to follow up and change clothes with Fu Heihui, but Fu Heihui called out a jade dog to stop him, so he had to give up.
"Are you guys cosplaying or rehearsing a play?"
Xia Youjie looked around at the students wearing all kinds of strange costumes, and regretted not coming to them earlier and missing the best photo opportunity.
"We're not playing, we're helping Fuhei recover his memory!" Nagasaki, who had already changed into a maid outfit, said loudly. "Stimulate him with the experience of women's clothing that he most wants to forget but can't forget!"
"Did Mr. Fuhei remember?"
"Uh……"
Nagasaki was momentarily at a loss for words, and looked at Osamu Dazai who came up with this bad idea.
Osamu Dazai got a feather fan from somewhere, and spread the fan to cover his face, as if he had nothing to do with him.
"My script is perfect. If Mr. Fu Hei doesn't recover his memory, then it must be that Miss Nei Ba of Zhongye didn't perform well enough!"
"What are you talking about!? Go to hell, Dazai!"
Nakahara Nakaya held up the hem of his skirt and was about to kick Dazai Osamu's ass/ass, but he dodged it.
"Do you want to forget the most but can't forget...?" Wujo Wu was thoughtful. "It may not be women's clothing."
"what is that?"
Everyone looked at him.
"You should take a bath with me." Gojo Satoru proudly said something that made people around him look at him. "So Megumi should wash with me again and the memory should be restored."
After finishing speaking, Gojo Wu turned around to find Fu Heihui, but was grabbed by Xia Youjie's clothes.
"You're quite self-aware. You know that Mr. Fu Hei wants to forget that he took a bath with you." Xia Youjie laughed. "Don't try to take advantage of the opportunity."
When Fu Heihui came back after changing his clothes, everyone was still looking at each other wondering how to stimulate him.The ideas put forward by everyone are all kinds of strange, and few of them are really feasible.
"Oh, sure enough, I still have to take a bath with Hui, why don't you go to the hot springs, does Hui want to go?"
Fu Heihui managed to calm himself down, but he didn't want to be disturbed by Gojo Wu, so he deliberately ignored him.
"I have an idea, how about..."
Yi Gu, who has not expressed much opinion on this topic, suddenly spoke up. Before that, he always obeyed the decisions of his classmates, and he would accompany them in whatever they wanted to do.
"Teacher Wutiao kiss Hui Jun?"
Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up immediately, and everyone else was taken aback.
"Is there any basis for this method, Senior Yi Bone!?"
Hearing this kind of words from Otoko's mouth made Kizaki look at him with admiration, and he didn't expect Otoko to have such a side.
"Comics." Maki said, looking at Goumaki and Panda.
"It must be a girl manga." Fat Da nodded.
"Salmon!" Gou Juan nodded repeatedly.
"Then try it!"
Before Fu Heihui could react, a shadow was cast in front of his eyes, Gojo Satoru hooked his eyepatch and pinched his chin and leaned against him
Several people who came out together looked at Fu Heihui who was eating Xijiufu slowly, and sighed in unison.
Fu Heihui has lost his memory for so many days. They would tell Fu Heihui the past events based on what they saw and heard every day in an attempt to evoke his memory. They even thought of stimulating him with sudden danger, such as letting him One person dealt with curse spirits and the like.
However, Fu Heihui has once again mastered the method of using spells, those ordinary spells can't hurt him, he never fell into a panic, and there is no sign of recovering his memory.
Even the high-profile confession of Mr. Wutiao, who had been expelled from the college a few days ago, failed to stimulate Fukuro Hui's impenetrable brain.
"Gojo-san...ah, no, it should be called Gojo-san now." Nagasaki almost bit his tongue when he corrected the address. "It's called getting used to it, it's so hard to change!"
"Then it's called Enlightenment." Maki said. "He won't mind."
Gojo Satoru also took Maki and Gomaki with them, and was their teacher, but they all call him by his name now.
"What will Mr. Wutiao do after he is no longer a teacher?" Hu Zhang asked after swallowing the food in his mouth. He was not used to changing his address suddenly, so he simply gave up. "Is it the same as Nana Ming?"
"Salmon."
"There are too few conjurers. As a teacher, Mr. Wutiao has a lot of tasks to deal with." Yi Gu, who was sitting next to Goujuan, continued. "Now that he is no longer a teacher, he will not be idle."
Too much work.
Several people were thinking in their hearts at the same time.
"Don't count on Gojo-sensei, the method he thinks is useless and will add fuel to the fire! It depends on us to restore Fuhei's memory." Nazaki brought the topic back, looking at Fukui Hui as if he suddenly remembered something like. "Fu Hei, get out that new shikigami of yours!"
Fu Heihui, who was silent, raised his index finger and little finger, and put the other three fingers together, making a gesture to summon the fox, and the little fox whose hair was shaved by Gojo Satoru jumped out of his shadow.
As soon as the little fox saw Fu Heihui, his eyes lit up, and he was about to pounce on him to rub him, but Nazaki, who was sitting opposite him, grabbed his tail and pulled him over.
"Baby Wutiao, your father is not here, let's have a good chat~"
Although Nagasaki was not as scary as Gojo Satoru, he still scared the little fox who had just grown a little fur.
"I've told you everything I know!"
The little fox struggled desperately, and stretched out its two front paws in the direction of Fu Heihui.Kizaki picked up his used fork, stuck it on the table next to the fox's head, and smiled evilly at the sweaty little fox.
"It's been more than half a month, Fuhei hasn't recovered yet, shouldn't you give us a reasonable explanation?"
The five pairs of eyes other than Fu Heihui were staring at the little fox. It felt as if there were many knives around it, ready to skin it at any time.
This group of teenagers and girls who looked seventeen or eighteen were no better than that scary man wearing blindfolds! !
"As I said before, use the things that impress him the most to stimulate him, such as the most annoying or favorite."
"We've always been provoking Fu Hei." Hu Zhang said.
In the past few days, hasn't Fu Hei been stimulated enough by Mr. Wutiao?
The little fox showed a speechless expression, it had seen what Wujo Wu did, those things he did would not help Fu Heihui recover his memory at all!
"You try to stimulate him with the things he most wants to forget but can never forget." The little fox said helplessly.
Do you want to forget something that you can never forget...?
Several people looked at Fu Heihui at the same time.
Fu Heihui, who didn't know why, hugged the little fox, and always felt a little cold on his back.
"So why come to Yokohama?"
A group of people stood in front of an old office building, looking at the big characters "Law Firm" written on the second floor glass of the knotweed, and asked Nazaki who brought them here suspiciously.
"What Fu Hei wanted to forget but couldn't forget was definitely the time when he got drunk at KTV! So I contacted the co-witness at the time and asked him to help reproduce the scene at that time."
The scene reappears! ?
Knotweed instantly had PTSD. At that time, he and Goujuan were drunk with special oolong tea by Fu Heihui, and put on a sailor suit that he got from who knows where.
Last time, Teacher Wutiao made it so crazy, now that he is not here, no one can control the drunk Fu Heihui!
"Wait, Nazaki..."
Katsuo grabbed Nagasaki who was about to knock on the door. At this moment, the glass on the second floor shattered. Knotaki and Fuhei quickly hugged Nagasaki, and Goumaki and Oto stood in front of Maki, protecting them from the shattering of glass slag.
"Don't hang yourself in the detective agency early in the morning!"
Following someone's roar, a person wearing a long windbreaker was thrown out from inside.
The man who was thrown was in a free fall with his head down, but there was no panic on his face at all. When he was about to fall to the ground, he did a backflip and landed in a handsome superhero style.
"Ah, beautiful lady." Dazai Osamu knelt down on one knee in front of Nagasaki and the others, and took out a red rose from nowhere and handed it to him. "Will you die in love with me?"
Nazaki looked at him with disgust: "I'm sorry, I live a very happy life, and I don't want to..."
"Then, what about this one?"
Osamu Dazai immediately turned to Fukuroe and handed over the roses.
Nazaki and Polygonum cuspidatum were directly petrified in situ.
What a joke!Is this guy a man and woman?
"What does it mean to die for love?" Fuguro Megumi was completely out of the situation, but still very politely rejected the flowers that Osamu Dazai handed over.
"Sacrificing love is two people who love, love and go to heaven hand in hand..."
"Don't teach us Fukuro's strange knowledge!" Nagasaki interrupted Osamu Dazai with a loud voice. "I told you on the phone, do you still remember us? We were in KTV before..."
Regardless of Fuguro's refusal, Osamu Dazai stuffed him with roses, then dusted off his coat and stood up from the ground.
"Of course I remember, how can I forget such an interesting thing." Dazai Osamu looked at Fu Heihui with a smile. "But the protagonist of the banquet at that time really lost his memory."
Nagasaki had a "nonsense, otherwise why would we come all the way to find you" expression.
"What is the solution?"
"I'm good at this, leave it to me!"
Osamu Dazai gave a thumbs up confidently.
Several people were taken to the infirmary of the detective agency by Osamu Dazai. Atsushi Nakajima poured them a cup of coffee, and then stood aside anxiously, looking very worried.
"Okay, Fuhei-kun, lie down on it." Dazai Osamu pointed to the hospital bed and said with a smile. "Once the eyes are closed and opened, there is no pain at all."
"Bridge bean sack!!!" Nagasaki stood up from the seat and grabbed Megumi Fukuro who had climbed onto the bed. "Are you going to treat his amnesia or send him to die!!!"
Kizaki pointed to Yosano Akiko who was holding various "weapons" in her hands. This woman didn't look like a doctor treating diseases at all, but more like a forensic doctor dissecting a corpse!
If Fu Heihui's life is ruined, they will definitely be chopped into pieces by Wu Tiao teacher!
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"Don't worry, it's safe, everyone in our detective agency has experienced it."
Osamu Dazai introduced it like a salesman, and his smiling face was really unbelievable.
"No, change to another method!"
Nagasaki and Knotabagi supported Fukuroi from left to right like old hens guarding the calf, and the second-year senior behind him also showed a protector-like expression, and seemed ready to draw out his weapon to fight at any time.
"Then..." Osamu Dazai scratched his head. "Do something that pumps the adrenaline!"
Although this statement still sounds reassuring, everyone who had nothing to do decided to give it a try. The people in this detective agency seemed quite capable.
Fu Heihui knew that the knotweeds and Nagasaki were really worried about him, and he also hoped to recover his memory as soon as possible. Although he was not very motivated, he cooperated all the way, and he would obediently do whatever he was asked to do.
Everyone in the company was called away by Dazai Osamu to do something, only Fuguro Hui was left waiting outside the venue rented by the detective agency. In boredom, he summoned the jade dog and the little fox, and took them outside a small shrine in this area. walk in the woodland.
After an unknown amount of time, Dazai Osamu came out from the closed space ahead, and waved his hands to call Fukuroe.
"Let's go on a journey together, accomplice."
Fu Heihui hugged the little fox and looked at him, expressionless.
I always feel that the man in front of me has a mysterious resemblance to Mr. Wutiao, that feeling of being beaten...
It was approaching evening at this time, the sunset was slanting to the west, and the dim yellow sunlight lazily sprinkled on the earth. The forest where they were in seemed to be covered with a halo, and the street lights around the site were turned on one by one.
In this blurred and dreamy moment, Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand to Fukuroe, and led him into the venue that they had prepared for a day.
Megumi Fukuro put away the shikigami, followed Dazai Osamu and opened the curtain and stepped into the darkness.
This place used to be an entertainment venue used by a certain store to run secret room escapes. Recently, it is planning to renovate. Dazai Osamu rented it and designed the "Secret Room Search for Memory Battle" based on his own ideas, in order to stimulate the adrenaline of Fukuroe. So that he can regain his memory.
In fact, Nagizaki originally objected to Osamu Dazai leading Megumi Fukuro to enter, after all, this guy seemed a bit unreliable.However, the main designer of this haunted house is Dazai Osamu, he is the person who understands the overall situation best, so I had to leave it to him in the end.
But I didn't forget to warn Osamu Dazai well, if Fukuroe gets hurt, he will never let him go.
After the two entered, a small yellow oil lamp was lit in the darkness in front of them. The dim light flickered like a dying patient, as if it would go out at any moment.
And in the place illuminated by the lights, there are two sets of Victorian pleated skirts decorated with floral decorations. The complicated appearance looks like the skirts worn by noble ladies in European oil paintings.
Fu Heihui looked at the clothes in front of him expressionlessly.
"Come on, put it on!" Osamu Dazai took his own set without hesitation, got on in twos and threes, and then began to encourage Fukuroe. "From now on, we are Her Majesty the Princess!"
"..."
Before Xia Youjie showed Fu Heihui the video of their performance at the Kyoto New Year Friendship Party, which was recorded by the Kyoto High School, and they kindly deleted the scene where Fu Heihui finally disappeared.
Fu Heihui didn't respond to this incident that he didn't remember. Normally, he would have destroyed the video directly, but after losing his memory, he just watched it silently, as if the video was another person.
However, he was successfully implanted with the concept of "I know how to wear skirts", and he didn't show any resistance when he was incited by Osamu Dazai. He changed his clothes directly, and even obediently tied two Little tugging, wearing a bow and a little crown.
After changing his clothes, Osamu Dazai took Fukuroe further and explained the background of the story to him.
"Hui Liye, played by Mr. Fu Hei, was born in a family of conjurers. After being a famous family, she has been living under the yoke of nobles, and she is very eager to escape from this cage."
Following Osamu Dazai's narration, they also stepped into a new scene. The long and narrow passage suddenly opened up, and there was a small circular hall in front of them, which was decorated with a European medieval feel.
"At the party on the day of Hui Liye's coming-of-age ceremony, the girl who was as beautiful as a fairy met her destined lover——"
Osamu Dazai was very involved, turned around in a circle and then raised his hands downwards. The spotlight above his head suddenly lit up, respectively illuminating Fukuroe and the knotweed standing under the stairs.
"Humiou!"
"..."
The expression on Fu Heihui's face became even more vacuous.
Will there be another cat named Leo in a while?
Knotweed, who was wearing a prince's dress, had a little blush on his face, and he resisted the embarrassment to read out the lines arranged for him by Osamu Dazai.
"Ah, what a beautiful girl! My heart has been captured by your emerald eyes, step on me hard with your slender feet, let me feel the fiery passion hidden in your indifference !"
Nagasaki and the others who were waiting at their respective posts almost bit their tongues when they heard the lines spoken by Kojou.
It doesn't seem like this is written in the script book, does it?
This shaking M's speech made goose bumps all over the floor.
Osamu Dazai was also very surprised, and took out a small book from his arms to check the script he had written. He looked at the knotweed nunuzui with curse patterns on his face.
Well, forget it, Mr. Knotweed's obsessive expression is very good, let's continue like this!
When deciding who to play the male lead, Osamu Dazai struggled for a while.
Firstly, the pandas who are not human are excluded, and secondly, Goujuan who cannot speak lines and Akutagawa who is unwilling to speak lines are excluded, and Zhong Yuanzhong who is not tall enough is also eliminated. Finally, among Yigu, Nakajima Atsushi and Polygonum cuspidatum, the ones who look good are selected. Knotweed · Romeo · Yourhito goes best with Fuhei · Juliet · Hui.
Osamu Dazai didn't expect that there was a poisonous Miou who single-handedly pushed Hui Liye in Humiou's body.
Osamu Dazai touched Fu Heihui with his elbow, implying that he went down the stairs to dance with Knotweed who had been numbered Su Nuo.
The stairs are not high, only the seventh or eighth steps, but the skirt Fu Heihui is wearing is too long, it is very inconvenient to walk around, and the surrounding lights are still dim. He fell on one side.
Seeing this, Su Nuo's eyes lit up, and he immediately opened his arms, waiting for Fu Heihui to throw himself into his arms.
Fu Heihui also reacted very quickly, clasping his hands together to summon Shikigami, a figure jumped out from the shadow and knocked Fu Heihui away, and then Shikigami Nue appeared, and the dragon claws grabbed Fu Heihui's shoulders and lifted him into the air , and the figure that came out first fell into Su Nuo's arms instead of Fu Heihui.
Su Nuo hugged the sturdy Fu Heisher, his eyes met.
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Time stopped for about a few seconds, Fu Heihui was placed on the ground by Nue, and he looked at the two suspiciously.
"Are you all right?"
When Su Nuo heard Fu Heihui's voice, he immediately came back to his senses, and he let go of his hand reflexively, and Fu Heisher was thrown to the ground by him.
The ground happened to be the shadow of Fu Heihui, and Fu Heisher stared aggressively at Su Nuo and slowly disappeared into the shadow.
Su Nuo turned his head with lingering fear, caring about Fu Heihui as if nothing happened.
"Is Your Majesty the Princess injured? Let me check it for you."
As he said that, he stretched out his salty pig's hand, before he could touch Fu Heihui, a pair of big hands pinched his wrist.
Fu Heisher, like the spirit behind him, leaned out half of his body from the shadow behind Fu Heihui. Although the lights in this enclosed venue were dim, there were lights in every corner, and there were many shadows cast by Fu Heihui. It is very convenient for Fuheshier to appear everywhere.
"Hui Liye and Humiou fell in love at first sight, and the two were swept away by a tornado of love, dancing on the dance floor intoxicated."
Osamu Dazai saw that things were about to go off the rails, so he hurried over to maintain the scene, grabbed Su Nuo and Fu Hei Shier's hands behind Fu Heihui and let them hold together, and then gave a signal to the person in charge of playing the music, telling them to play songs quickly.
Although he was holding Fu Heisher's hand, but the waist he was holding was Fu Heihui's. Su Nuo really didn't want this opportunity, so he hypnotized himself and danced a trio.
Fu Heihui was pulled passively, in a very uncomfortable position, and he wanted to break free, but Fu Heisher and Su Nuo were still holding hands, and he couldn't get out because he was caught in the middle.
The three of them, like sandwiches, spun in the music, without jumping or closing their eyes, and moved to the next scene with the guidance of Osamu Dazai.
They had just entered when all the lights were extinguished suddenly, the knotweed was knocked off Su Nuo, and was pulled away from Fu Heihui by several people rushing over secretly.
With the lights turned on again, Fu Heihui found himself standing on a high platform.
"Hui Liye, Hui Liye, did you find someone you like at the dance?"
A beam of spotlights shone on Senior Pang Da who played the role of Hui Liye's father. He was standing on another stage to the left of the high stage where Fu Heihui was, reciting dramatic lines full of translation accents vividly.
"My beautiful and lovely daughter, what do you think of the earl of the spellcaster family, La Goujuan? His family background and status are very suitable for our Zen Yuan family, and this will be a well-matched marriage!"
Contrary to Panda, Maki-senpai's lines are very stiff, without emotion at all. If the expression is sad, it's the same as reading a eulogy at a funeral.
Megumi Fukuro still didn't understand what Osamu Dazai and the others wanted to do, and he didn't pay attention to the lines they said. Instead, he was attracted by the name of the character that Gomaki-senpai played.
What is a spicy dog roll? It sounds so appetizing. Do you have a sweet dog roll?What about hot dog rolls?
"After the coming-of-age ceremony, Hui Liye learned from her parents about the feud between herself and the Humiou family. Spicy Dog Roll, nicknamed 'Prince Trojan Horse'. This earl is good everywhere, handsome and gentle, but he is a little short."
Panda and Maki stepped back after finishing their lines, and both spotlights hit the stage opposite Fu Heihui, cosplaying as Napoleon's dog roll Senior rode on the wooden horse and gestured to Fu Heihui for victory gesture.
Osamu Dazai, who was standing behind Fu Heihui, covered his mouth and snickered. He didn't ask Goumaki to make moves. These people were more talented in acting than he expected.
"Earl La Goujuan is very fond of his fiancée Hui Liye. In order to be more worthy of her, he always rides a wooden horse."
"..."
So why ride a wooden horse! ! !
Wearing inner height increase or high heels or even walking on stilts is more normal than riding a wooden horse to date someone!
Fu Heihui turned his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai who was talking intoxicatedly, he hesitated to speak.
"Hui Liye knows that her parents will definitely not agree to her being with Humiou, but she doesn't want to wrong herself to marry a man she doesn't like, and she has fallen into an inextricable depression ever since."
All the lights went out at the same time, and after a few seconds of silence, small lights lit up on the railing of the high platform where Fu Heihui was, like fireflies in the dark night, very gentle.
Fu Heihui was slightly startled, his pupils were dotted with fluorescence, like jade shining with this light.
"Hui Liye's maid, Rose Fan, couldn't bear to see her young lady getting thinner and depressed, so she sneaked out to contact Hu Miou, and helped him have a private meeting with Hui Liye in the backyard of the Buddhist monastery."
Megumi Fukuro was dragged to the next scene by Dazai Osamu and Rose Kizaki, who played the role of rose fan, and he sat down in the pavilion in the small garden, waiting for Knotweed to come.
Nagasaki had no lines, she had an angry expression the whole time, especially when she heard Dazai Osamu call "Rose powder", her face was so dark that she felt like she was going to kill someone.
The script for this play was written by Osamu Dazai, and the character names were also thought of by him.Nagasaki's maid character was originally called "Rose", but after she protested, Osamu Dazai changed her to "Rose Fan".
Knotweed faced Fu Heihui across the garden, and he recited his lines affectionately like a bard.
"Ah, Hui Liye, why are you Hui Liye!"
Osamu Dazai desperately gave Fu Heihui winks to let him talk with the knotweed, but Fu Heihui didn't give him face very much. He squatted on the edge of the garden and looked at the lifelike fake flowers like no one else, and even summoned the rabbit as if nothing had happened. Disney get up.
In desperation, Osamu Dazai squeezed his throat and imitated a female voice to read out what Fukuroe should have said.
"Ah, Hu Miou, why are you Hu Miou! Why don't we give up each other's surnames and identities, and just be a pair of fateful mandarin ducks wandering around the world!"
Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai would also imitate female voices, but his imitation was so contrived that other people couldn't help but pull out the earphones in their ears, wanting to find a big tree to knock themselves into amnesia and forget this painful memory.
At this time, the matter has deviated from the original intention by a thousand miles. Originally, they wanted to restore Fu Heihui's memory through shock and stimulation, but now many people present want to lose their memory.
"However, there is no impenetrable wall in the world. The tryst between Hui Liye and Humiou was discovered by Zhongyuan Zhongzi, the eighth eldest daughter of the family next door, Yidalihei/Hand/Dang Zhongyuan."
"They're having a tryst with my uncle! Dazai bastard, I didn't promise to help you act in such a ridiculous drama!!"
Osamu Dazai raised his hands, and took out a bunch of photos from somewhere, all of them were Chuya Nakahara, some went crazy after being drunk, some went up the stairs like Miss Uchiba, and some even had no clothes on .
Not far away, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was clamoring with his skirt in his hand, turned off his flames immediately, and rushed over with a blushing face to grab the photo.
Osamu Dazai didn't hide, and gave him the photo directly. After Zhong Yuanzhong also tore up the photo, he said quietly:
"I still have more. I only printed a hundred copies this time."
Zhongyuan Zhong also stared wide-eyed, too angry to speak.
"Don't be so angry, Miss Zhongyuan~ As long as you cooperate obediently, I will return all the photos to you, and I will give you a personal photo album of Osamu Dazai."
"Who wants your bastard's photo album!"
Nakahara Nakaya pushed away Osamu Dazai who was leaning on his shoulder, and angrily walked towards Megumi Fukuro who was sitting in the garden.
"Chuya~ You need Naiba, Naiba!" Osamu Dazai kindly reminded.
For this matter, he specially found a knee-length Lolita dress and stuffed it for Chuya Nakahara.
Nakahara Nakaya clenched his hands into fists, put his legs together and walked like a monster, walked up to Fu Heihui, gnashed his teeth and recited his own lines, acting as the vicious female supporting role in the script.
"Hui Liye, you shameless slut! You still secretly seduce other men even though you have a fiancé!"
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Fu Heihui, who was out of the situation, hugged Tuotu and looked at Zhongya Zhongyuan with eyes as if he was looking crazy.
"My name is Fu Heihui, not Hui Liye." Fu Heihui corrected.
This is the second sentence he said after entering here, but it gave Zhongyuan Zhongya a heavy blow.
Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed the hem of the skirt in embarrassment, blushing and wishing he could find a hole to slip in.
Osamu Dazai ran to Fu Heihui and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and cooperate, otherwise how pitiful Miss Zhongyuan is!"
Seeing Nakahara Nakaya blushing with embarrassment, Fuguro Hui felt a little guilty, but he didn't pay attention to the plot Dazai and the others were performing, and he didn't know what to say, so he hesitated for a long time and walked to Nakahara Nakaya In front of him, holding his hands.
"You will definitely meet the man who really likes you."
"..."
Chuya Nakahara was stunned, and Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Where is this going?
Nakahara Chuya's Uchihachi and Missy imitated the tone of Dazai much better than Dazai, Fukuroke really took him for a girl.
According to Osamu Dazai's script, this should be the adultery between Humiou and Hui Liye, ah no, the cheating/love affair was discovered by Miss Central Plains, and Humiou accidentally pushed him into the pool in the garden in a panic.Miss Zhongyuan couldn't swim because of serious internal problems, and drowned in a half-meter-deep pool, which caused Hu Miou to be wanted and expelled by the Zen Academy and Zhongyuan's family.
Although there are some variables, it does not affect at all.
Osamu Dazai waved for Knotweed to come over.
"Quickly push Miss Zhong Yuan, she is seducing your Hui Liye!"
"Hey?"
Knotweed was stupefied, but he did as he did. He rushed from behind and knocked Zhong Yuanzhong into the flowers, and then escaped when the other servants who played the role of servants rushed out.
"Ah, this poor pair of hard-fated lovers were forced to separate like this."
Osamu Dazai recited the narration emotionally, while circling around Megumi Fukuro, if he was equipped with a propeller, he would probably be able to take off on the spot.
"Hui Liye's parents forced Hui Liye to marry Earl La Goujuan as soon as possible. In desperation, Hui Liye found the priest of the church, Squid Yigu. Father Squid gave Huiliye a medicine to fake death, so that She drank it before the wedding."
Osamu Dazai pushes and pulls Fu Heihui to the next scene. Yi Gu, who is dressed as a priest, is standing in front of the cross of Jesus holding a black book, and is carrying his commonly used warrior /warrior/ knife.
This is a hardcore priest.
Yi Gu smiled and handed a small bottle of Fat House Happy Water to Fu Heihui.
"God bless you."
After amnesia, Fu Heihui also had a very good impression of Yi Gu, thinking he was a very reliable senior, and after taking Yi Gu's drink, he politely thanked him.But before he finished speaking, he was pulled away by Osamu Dazai, and directly entered the climax/tide plot.
Osamu Dazai stuffed Fukuroe into the coffin that was ready in sight, and standing beside him passionately described the scene of the wedding turning into a funeral.
Father Yi Gu ran to tell Humiou according to the script arrangement, but when he opened the curtain at the entrance to the scene, he didn't see the knotweed waiting there.
The tall man walked into the field with his head down, smiled and patted Yi Gu's shoulder,
Yi Gu never thought that this man would appear here, he stepped back blankly to make way for him, and waited for the man to pass by before he saw the knotweed stick behind him.
Osamu Dazai was still waiting for Knotweed to come over. He turned around to urge him after he hadn't heard the sound for a long time, but the words stuck in his throat.
The man in black stepped forward, smiled at Osamu Dazai as a greeting, bent down and grabbed the edge of the coffin, lifted the lid with a big hand, and lay down in it while everyone was stunned.
……
???
Even Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded, he never expected such a development.
Fu Heihui, who was stuffed into the coffin, didn't know what happened outside. The coffin was quite big, but the confined space was a bit hot, and Fu Heihui was wearing many layers of skirts, so he couldn't stand it after staying for a while. Living.
Fu Heihui twisted and twisted to find a way to open the lid, but he couldn't touch any mechanism in the dark.
The sweat on his body had already soaked the clothes, and the lace edge on the skirt was itchy and uncomfortable to his body. Fu Heihui couldn't stand it anymore, so he reached behind and pulled down the zipper of the dress and lifted the skirt, so that it would be a little cooler.
He continued to fumble for the switch. As soon as his fingers touched the lid, the coffin was lifted. Fu Heihui was so blinded by the light that he closed his eyes reflexively. Then he felt someone running in and lying down next to him, and then closed it again. the lid.
This coffin is really big, but that is for one person, and two men who are 1.7 meters five and 1.9 meters are lying on it at the same time, no matter how big it is, it is not enough.
Fu Heihui's back was tightly pressed against the edge, and the body temperature and breath of each other blended together, and even the heartbeat of the other party could be heard clearly.
When Wujo Wu came in, Fu Heihui knew it was him.
The smell of mint laundry detergent exuded from Mr. Wutiao's body filled his nostrils, and Fu Heihui was very familiar with this smell.
"Teacher Wutiao, it's very crowded."
"I'm no longer Hui's teacher." Gojo Satoru naturally wrapped his arms around Fukui Hui, and paused slightly when his fingers brushed the stacked skirts. "Hui's name needs to be changed."
"Those five s..."
"No." Gojo Satoru interrupted him. "I'm already called Hui's name, and Hui should call me by my name."
Gojo Satoru's aura was close at hand, and Fu Heihui, who was already very hot, felt as if a hot current was ignited in her body.
Even though he couldn't remember the past between them, Fu Heihui still felt unable to yell, as if those three syllables had an unknown magical power for him. Some kind of emotion is completely broken.
"No."
Fu Heihui refused very simply, and stretched out his hand to push Gojo Satoru who was holding him, wanting to get out of the coffin.
40
How could Gojo Satoru let go of such a good opportunity so easily? He held on to Fu Heihui, buried his head in his neck, and said aggrievedly:
"I came to look for Hui as soon as I got off the plane, isn't Hui moved?"
"Don't dare to move."
Fu Heihui really didn't dare to move now, after all his skirt was arched up, and the zipper on the back hadn't been pulled yet, Gojo Satoru's hand had already touched it.
I can really feel that Gojo Satoru came in a hurry. He has a sense of wind and frost on his body, and his body temperature is much lower than that of Fu Hei Hui. The careless touch seems to generate static electricity. The cool feeling makes Fu Hei Hui tremble slightly. .
Fu Heihui could no longer think about other issues, his mind was full of Gojo Wu now.
He had to be pushed out of here as soon as possible, or he might pass out from brain overload.
"Is Kei nervous? She's shaking."
Gojo Satoru used his other hand to gently lift the broken hair on the back of Fu Heihui's neck, and gently stroked it with his fingertips.
This action added fuel to the fire, and Fu Heihui shrank instinctively, as if he was drilling into Gojo Satoru's arms.
Wujo Wujo's smile grew stronger in the darkness, and he became a little distracted.
"Hui is really happy..."
Wujo Gofu whispered in Fu Heihui's ear, the words behind him were very soft, only the two people at this distance could hear clearly, and Fu Heihui's blushing cheeks suddenly became darker.
"I'm sorry to interrupt your flirting. After all, this is a public place. Wu, you can't help it anymore, can you?"
The lid of the coffin was lifted suddenly, and bright light shone on the two of them. Gojo Wu quickly adjusted Fu Heihui's clothes and held him in his arms.
Xia Youjie watched Gojo Wujo's extremely protective action with a smile, and handed over Fu Heihui's clothes in his hand.
Wujo Wu still wanted to follow up and change clothes with Fu Heihui, but Fu Heihui called out a jade dog to stop him, so he had to give up.
"Are you guys cosplaying or rehearsing a play?"
Xia Youjie looked around at the students wearing all kinds of strange costumes, and regretted not coming to them earlier and missing the best photo opportunity.
"We're not playing, we're helping Fuhei recover his memory!" Nagasaki, who had already changed into a maid outfit, said loudly. "Stimulate him with the experience of women's clothing that he most wants to forget but can't forget!"
"Did Mr. Fuhei remember?"
"Uh……"
Nagasaki was momentarily at a loss for words, and looked at Osamu Dazai who came up with this bad idea.
Osamu Dazai got a feather fan from somewhere, and spread the fan to cover his face, as if he had nothing to do with him.
"My script is perfect. If Mr. Fu Hei doesn't recover his memory, then it must be that Miss Nei Ba of Zhongye didn't perform well enough!"
"What are you talking about!? Go to hell, Dazai!"
Nakahara Nakaya held up the hem of his skirt and was about to kick Dazai Osamu's ass/ass, but he dodged it.
"Do you want to forget the most but can't forget...?" Wujo Wu was thoughtful. "It may not be women's clothing."
"what is that?"
Everyone looked at him.
"You should take a bath with me." Gojo Satoru proudly said something that made people around him look at him. "So Megumi should wash with me again and the memory should be restored."
After finishing speaking, Gojo Wu turned around to find Fu Heihui, but was grabbed by Xia Youjie's clothes.
"You're quite self-aware. You know that Mr. Fu Hei wants to forget that he took a bath with you." Xia Youjie laughed. "Don't try to take advantage of the opportunity."
When Fu Heihui came back after changing his clothes, everyone was still looking at each other wondering how to stimulate him.The ideas put forward by everyone are all kinds of strange, and few of them are really feasible.
"Oh, sure enough, I still have to take a bath with Hui, why don't you go to the hot springs, does Hui want to go?"
Fu Heihui managed to calm himself down, but he didn't want to be disturbed by Gojo Wu, so he deliberately ignored him.
"I have an idea, how about..."
Yi Gu, who has not expressed much opinion on this topic, suddenly spoke up. Before that, he always obeyed the decisions of his classmates, and he would accompany them in whatever they wanted to do.
"Teacher Wutiao kiss Hui Jun?"
Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up immediately, and everyone else was taken aback.
"Is there any basis for this method, Senior Yi Bone!?"
Hearing this kind of words from Otoko's mouth made Kizaki look at him with admiration, and he didn't expect Otoko to have such a side.
"Comics." Maki said, looking at Goumaki and Panda.
"It must be a girl manga." Fat Da nodded.
"Salmon!" Gou Juan nodded repeatedly.
"Then try it!"
Before Fu Heihui could react, a shadow was cast in front of his eyes, Gojo Satoru hooked his eyepatch and pinched his chin and leaned against him
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