Huihui-jun is born, and the child is mine

"Well……"

The faint morning light shone through the window on Fu Heihui, and after fluttering his slender eyelashes a few times, he opened his eyes.

Fu Hei seems to have had a dream. He was dragged into a strange club for no reason. He met several strange brothers who tore their clothes as soon as they met. He was also dragged to drink "oolong tea". …

There were bursts of stabbing pain on his forehead, and the oppressive feeling from his body made Fu Hei breathless, as if he was being pressed down.

Thinking of this, he sat up slowly.

I saw a certain male teacher of a high school with a green onion stuck in his ass/ass lying on Fu Heihui's body in disheveled clothes, and around the two of them there were several people lying in a haphazard manner, stretching all the way to the door.

Knotaba and Gouju, who were carrying mini-sunuo on their backs, were lying head to head on the ground in a sailor suit they got from somewhere, and Nagasaki and Maki, who looked normal, were sleeping in the corner leaning on Panda.

In addition, there are several unknown half/naked/men lying dead on the floor.

Nothing beats waking up with a hangover and seeing something like this, right?

Fu Heihui's expression twitched and he tried to recall what happened before he fell asleep...

Fu Heihui, who was drunk, saw the green onion in Zhongya's hand, and immediately summoned all the shikigami to grab it.

Nakahara, who was also drunk, was planning to insert green onions into Dazai Osamu's chrysanthemum, but was interrupted halfway so that he was very upset, and directly activated his ability to prepare for the battle.

The people in the other rooms of the KTV had already been scared away, and there were only the two of them left on the whole floor.

"Fool, go and stop the Central Plains! Otherwise, he will raze this place to the ground!" Kunikida, who ran out of the box, shouted at Osamu Dazai who was hiding in the corner.

"Why stop it?" Osamu Dazai asked innocently. "How interesting."

Kunikida grabbed the vase next to him and threw it at him.

Seeing that the battle between Zhongye and Fuhei was about to break out, two figures flashed up.

Nakajima Atsushi stood in front of Zhongyuan, while Gojo Satoru hugged Fuhei.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, don't fight here! You have to pay compensation!"

"Then can it be done in another place?" Osamu Dazai, who was watching the excitement, laughed.

"Get out of the way, I must kill Osamu Dazai today!" Nakahara Nakaya gritted his teeth, the green onion in his hand seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

Fu Heihui stared at the scallion, very pleased with it, as if he would never give up until he got it.

Gojo Satoru doesn't care if there will be a fight, anyway, no one can hurt Fu Heihui with him.

However, he felt that Hui must not be allowed to get that scallion.

"Why don't we decide the outcome in another way?"

Everyone looked at Gojo Satoru together.

So how did it become a situation where you have to compete with strangers?The few people in the Tokyo High School were very confused.

"What method?" Osamu Dazai was very interested.

"mora."

"it is good!"

Osamu Dazai agreed without discussing with his partners at all.

Everyone gathered in the undamaged box next door, and Gojo Satoru, Fukuro Megumi, and Katsujo stood side by side in a row, opposite Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chuya, and Nakajima Atsushi.

Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu smiled brightly, Fuguro and Nakahara stared at each other drunkenly, and Knotweed and Nakajima looked helpless.

In order to prevent Fuguro Megumi and Nakahara Nakaya from fighting uncontrollably, Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu held their hands respectively.

This kind of hand-in-hand atmosphere is very weird in the eyes of others and exudes a GAY atmosphere that makes people unable to complain, but the parties involved are calm.

Gojo Satoru: "The winner decides what to do next."

Osamu Dazai: "OK~"

Knotweed and Atsushi Nakajima looked at the two of them with complicated emotions. Isn't this decision too casual?

"rock-paper-scissors!"

"Dun Jun is out~"

"rock-paper-scissors!"

"Sorry, Wutiao teacher, Fuhei."

"rock-paper-scissors!"

"I'm out of the game, come on Zhongye~"

Gojo Satoru glanced nervously at Fuhei next to him.

These two must be won here to successfully resolve the crisis.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

Three people shot at the same time, two people made the cloth, and one person made the scissors.

"Wow! Chinese dishes are delicious, and the Disney Boys are so lucky!"

"Go away!"

"I won..." Fu Hei staggered forward, putting his hand on Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye's shoulder. "Hand over the green onions."

"It's fine if you want me to hand over the scallions, but first..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also let go of the scallions in his hand, quickly grabbed the "oolong tea" on the table next to him and poured it into Fu Heihui's mouth.

"You have to drink this!"

Zhong Yuanzhong is also worthy of being a master of gymnastics, he moved very quickly, and the people around him didn't have time to react, and the situation once again developed in an uncontrollable direction like a wild horse.

Fu Heihui, who had been poured a cup of "Oolong tea", burped, and under the terrified gaze of everyone in the high school, grabbed the bottle of vodka next to him and poured it down in Zhong Yuanzhong.

"Wow..." Osamu Dazai covered his mouth in shock. "It's incredible."

Gojo Satoru was still thinking about grabbing the scallions in Fu Hei Hui's hand when he pulled Fu Hei Hui, but he was inadvertently not aware that Hui's attention had turned to himself.

Fu Hei couldn't break Wutiao's hand, glanced at the wine bottle in his hand, took a sip into his mouth without thinking, then pulled Wutiao Wu's collar and kissed him.

Wujo Wu's eyes behind the goggles were wide open, he swallowed the wine with a grunt, and stared dumbfounded at Fu Heihui wiped his mouth and stood up, carrying the bottle and walking towards the next target.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was filled with half a bottle of wine, also got up from the ground, grabbed another bottle of whiskey and walked towards the nearest person.

Everyone who was petrified in place felt the most terrifying murderous aura in their lives.

"Mr. Dazai, think of a way!!! Save..."

"Teacher Wutiao!!! Fuhei wake up, woo..."

and so……

The few unknown men lying on the floor of the room were the guys I met at KTV last night.

Fu Heihui raised his head and looked out the window, as if he had already seen through the world of mortals.

I don't really want to die, and I don't really want to live.

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感谢在2021-02-0818:51:13~2021-02-0917:49:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 1 piece of hot dog roll in the second grade of pure love college;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!