Fake Relationship [Quick Transmigration]

Gu Zheng leaned comfortably on the head of the bed, held up his mobile phone, and listened to Ma Xiaotang's chattering report on the battle situation, making some conversations from time to time.After Qin Xun took a shower, he came out of the bathroom and saw this scene.

"Still chatting?" Qin Xun remembered that when he entered the bathroom, Ma Xiaotang called. After he finished washing, Ma Xiaotang was still calling.

Gu Zheng raised his eyelids, glanced at him, and hummed casually.

Ma Xiaotang's ears were sharp, and when he heard a voice on the other end of the phone, he asked gossipingly, "Sheng Chen?"

"Yeah." Gu Zheng said, "Do you have something to say to him?"

Ma Xiaotang stuck his shell: "That's not true."

What a joke, he and Sheng Chen have something to say.However, after a few seconds, Ma Xiaotang asked impatiently, "Do you live together?"

"Um".Gu Zheng said, "It was arranged by the program team."

"Then you..." Ma Xiaotang suddenly faltered.

Gu Zheng: "? What?"

Ma Xiaotang coughed dryly twice: "That's right, do you share the same bed?"

"..." is in the sentence.

In the next second, Gu Zheng turned off Ma Xiaotang's phone with a blank expression.

Qin Xun on the side was still brushing his hair with his head buried. When he heard the silence, he looked up and saw that he had hung up the phone, so he asked casually, "Are you done talking?"

Gu Zheng responded, but looked at him with strange eyes.

Qin Xun hugged himself tightly subconsciously: "...What are you doing? Greedy my body?"

Qin Laogou thinks that he can afford the words "beautiful man out of the bath" now - although it is true.

Gu Zheng: "..."

How can there be such a despondent person in this world who is so sick and insane.Gu Zheng took a deep breath, he was afraid that if he listened to one more sentence, he would be exhausted and die.

After a while, Gu Zheng pulled his lips with difficulty and said, "...No."

Qin Xun looked at him suspiciously, not letting down his vigilance at all: "Then what do you mean?"

Gu Zheng felt that it was useless to talk too much, as far as Old Dog Qin's brain circuit was concerned, he couldn't catch up with a hundred brains.He said concisely: "Do you sleep on the bed or on the sofa?"

Qin Xun said: "Of course I sleep on the bed." Sleeping on the sofa is not as comfortable as sleeping on the bed.

Gu Zheng nodded and got up.

"What are you doing?" Qin Xun looked at him warily.

Gu Zheng moved his shoulders a bit: "Didn't you say sleep on the bed?"

Qin Xun said in his heart, I will sleep on the bed when I sleep on the bed, what do you mean by moving your shoulders?Is it possible to have a fight with him?Couldn't it be... just for a bed? !

——Facts have proved that it is still true.

The small captain upheld the principle of fairness and justice, and competed with Captain Qin for a bed, although he was suspected of deliberately fighting and causing trouble.

Captain Qin didn't care about it at first, so he just hit him. He is an ACE in the violence department, so why would he be afraid of slapping the weak in the face department.

It turned out that the slap in the face came too soon.

The squad leader is not weak at all, on the contrary, he is quite strong!Qin Xun was amazed, and thought it would be a pity if the team leader didn't go to their demolition office.

Qin Xun has been sent down to the love department for so many years, and it is rare for him to meet his opponent at chess. In the end, he couldn't help but be a little serious.

The two punched and kicked each other; they either rolled onto the bed or rolled onto the sofa.If it weren't for the restriction of skills here, the two of them would definitely be able to go to heaven.

The two of them fought so ecstatically that they jumped up and down, alarming the program crew who were in a meeting downstairs.

The little assistant looked at the precarious chandelier on the ceiling with a look of horror: "Earth, earthquake?"

The chief director slapped him on the head angrily: "What an earthquake!"

The little assistant hugged her head and said aggrievedly: "It's not an earthquake, what is it? Such a big movement!"

"Go and see what the two ancestors upstairs are messing with again." The chief director got up with a dark face.

A group of people cheered up and went out with the chief director.

Gu Zheng and Qin Xun were fighting happily, not to mention that Qin Xun was a little excited, and Gu Zheng was also a little hearty.

Gu Zheng is indeed very strong. In the face-slapping department that advocates rationality, Dui Gu is definitely a unique all-rounder in both civil and military affairs.Even the people in the face-slapping department said: "Others are '360 lines, every line is the number one'; Gu Dui is '360 lines, every line is the number one'."

Gu Zheng and Qin Xun fought hard, Gu Zheng couldn't please Qin Xun, and Qin Xun was the same.The two are evenly matched, and it is really difficult to overwhelm each other.

Qin Xun felt that it was not impossible to fight for a whole night if it continued like this, and all this was just for a bed - it was not worth it!

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was not worth it. Captain Qin was flexible, and immediately sold a loophole to the small captain.The captain was not polite, he grabbed the man and threw him on the bed - the captain was still a little cautious, Qin Laogou was dressed in top-notch at least, so he couldn't break the man no matter what.

Gu Zheng pressed the man on the bed, looked at him condescendingly, and was about to say, "Tonight..."

bang——

The door was knocked open.

Gu Zheng and Qin Xun tacitly turned their faces at the same time, and looked directly at the program crew who rushed in.

The program team listened to the crackling and crackling outside the door, thinking that the two were fighting, so scared that they didn't even bother to get the backup key, and directly smashed the door open with all their strength.Who would have thought that there would be such a scene when they came in - the two were disheveled, their faces were flushed, and they were panting heavily!What's even more fanciful is that Lin Xiaosheng is actually riding on Sheng Dingliu's body! ?

Wow, exciting!

The chief director took the lead, seeing this "fragrant" scene unexpectedly, the old man blushed, and hurriedly said: "Go on, go on..."

Gu Zheng: "..."

Gu Zheng got down from Qin Xun expressionlessly, and was about to explain, when the chief director waved his hand, and everyone retreated hurriedly. It looked like "the autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves, come and go without a trace", but in fact it was "today Wantoutiao, whoever goes back to write first will be popular."

Before leaving, the chief director nodded at them with an ambiguous expression of "I understand".

no you don't understand...

"Restrain yourself!" the chief director urged earnestly.

Qin Xun, who didn't know what a face is, seemed to be fulfilling the chief director's instructions. He didn't think much of it, imitating a vixen, raising the corners of his eyes, half amusing, half lovingly saying: "Yihe, you, take it easy!" ah……"

The chief director shut the door hastily with a "bang".

Gu Zheng: "..."

Gu Zheng lowered his head and looked at Qin Xun, who was lying on the bed with his legs spread open, looking like he could be picked by you.He closed his eyes with difficulty breathing.

wanna die.

·

That night, a post broke out on a certain valve, "A certain niche went into battle with a gun and 'overwhelmed' a certain top player".This post is written as a story that has a beginning and an end, and is lingering, and it really makes people want to watch it.

2L: [Who are this top streamer and this niche? 】

3L: [Who else?The owner made it so clear.Is there anyone else besides SC and LYH? ! 】

4L: [Holy shit, these two are so exciting!Dare to do it while recording the show? ! 】

5L: [He is an officially recognized cp, so why not dare to do it! 】

6L: [No, why do I focus on SC being the one being suppressed? ? ?I always thought LYH was it! !It's over, I kind of can't look straight at SC now! 】

7L: 【I also...】

……

As soon as the post was published, the two protagonists were picked up by netizens.Therefore, #盛晨林以河半夜感恋# is a popular search topic.

One second he was still fighting with his opponent, and the next second his own backyard was on fire.Ma Xiaotang looked at the phone blankly: "..." Longevity.

Yu Hong said with a complicated face: "...so the crown prince is playing this way, or I am too young."

Ma Xiaotang: "..." Pooh.

Ma Xiaotang and Yu Hong asked someone to quickly delete the post. The source was pinched, but there were still endless discussions on the Internet.Stirring CP is frying CP, but once it has something to do with sex, it's not a good thing.Ma Xiaotang and Yu Hong are worried that something will happen tomorrow.

Sure enough, the next morning, the number of people pouring into Gu Zheng Qin Xun's live broadcast room was nearly double that of the previous day.

Gu Zheng and Qin Xun usually don't look at their phones, and they don't pay attention to the millions of people.

The two had a fight last night, but they couldn't get it right.The old dog Qin backed his word, and stayed on the bed and refused to give up his seat.The squad leader is not easy to talk to, whoever should own this bed.

The two of them refused to accept each other, so there was another fight in the middle of the night.With the lessons learned from the past, the battle is much smaller than before.

It was four o'clock in the morning, and the two of them couldn't stand it no matter how hard their bodies were, they reached a temporary reconciliation, and each took up half of the bed to sleep.At this moment, they were called up to record a program at seven o'clock, each with dark circles under their eyes, comparable to pandas.

[No, what did they do all night? ? ? 】

[What else can I do! !Lin Xiaosheng really doesn't show his face! 】

[I suspect that the upstairs reported it in ghs! ! 】

……

There is a lot of speculation on the Internet, and there are many comments that are not suitable for children in the barrage.Ma Xiaotang was worried, what he was worried about really happened.He quickly sent a message to Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng and Qin Xun came down from upstairs and saw that everyone was sitting in the living room except Fang Xian and Chi Zhixu.

Several people greeted Gu Zheng and Qin Xun.As the two approached, after seeing the dark circles under their eyelids, everyone had a clear expression on their faces.

Gu Zheng: "..."

No, what do you understand? !

The program group is indeed the fastest place to eat melons, and the news never stays overnight.Except for the person concerned, everyone has become a boy or girl who understands in seconds.

Gu Zheng felt that if he didn't explain this clearly, he would have no innocence in this world.The squad leader is still too young to realize that as long as Captain Qin is around, the word innocence basically has nothing to do with him.

"Yihe, did you not sleep well last night?" Lin Nian originally wanted to relieve Lin Yihe, but unexpectedly hit Gu Zheng's heart right in the wrong direction.

Gu Zheng said, "I didn't sleep well, I'm too tired."

"what?"

No one expected that Gu Zheng would take the initiative to mention this topic, and the program team excitedly cut the screen to Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng rubbed the center of his brows pretendingly, and said with a tired face: "Last night, I had a fight with Sheng Chen too late."

As soon as Qin Xun heard this, he realized that the captain was messing up, but he couldn't see that the captain was still sluggish.So, Qin Xun supported his waist cooperatively, nodded and said, "It's too late."

Everyone looked horrified.

The morning lights are even more incompetent on the Internet.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I don't believe it, I don't believe it! 】

【all fake! ! ! ! 】

[Sheng Chenchao A!How could it be 0? ? ? ? 】

Gu Zheng felt that sooner or later he would be molested to death by Old Dog Qin.Gu Zheng squinted at him: "It's not necessary, it's really not necessary."

Qin Xun pretended to be wronged and said, "But you were too cruel last night."

Gu Zheng: "..."

"?????"

[It's too dirty, it's too dirty! 】

[Sorry, I thought of something interesting. 】

The audience can't help but wonder.

The veins on Gu Zheng's forehead twitched.I didn't go around anymore, for fear that Qin Xun would be taken into the ditch if I continued to go around, so I lifted up my sleeves, revealing the bruises on my arms, and said bitterly: "You beat people last night. Not bad either."

"Um?????"

Facing everyone's befuddled expressions, Gu Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "We fought for a bed last night."

Qin Xun also sighed and said: "The program team is so cruel, so they gave us a bed, which made us spend a whole night shopping."

Countless question marks were brushed across the barrage.

【Um? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【What the hell! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[So the big commotion is because of a fight? ? 】

[Are they all fools!If you really do that, there will be such a big movement!What about Long Aotian who thought it was day and night? !Wake up, it was undoubtedly the two of them fighting over the bed! 】

【Depend on!The program group don't like me! ! ! !I really kowtowed all night last night! 】

[Are both of them elementary school chickens!It's not childish to fight over bed and sleep!Can't we fight on the bed!It's all about fighting, why don't you fight in another way!mad! 】

……

The program team also didn't expect that a big news that was secretly poked around last night turned out to be an oolong!

Think about it too!Could it be that such a big movement is a fight!If you want to blame, blame the beautiful picture at that time, these two ancestors misled me! ! !

The chief director almost vomited blood, and the little assistant at the side hurriedly brought tea and water.

The chief director waved away the little assistant, and said angrily, "Where is Chi Zhi and Xu Fangxian? Why hasn't he come yet?!"

The little assistant shrank his neck into a quail: "I called them, but they don't seem to get up yet."

"Why haven't you woken up yet!" The chief director said angrily, pointing at the two cameramen, "Go shoot at the door of their room!"

The videographer took the lead and walked towards Fang Xianchi Zhixu's room with the video equipment on his shoulders.

The cameraman arrived at the door, pointed the camera at it, and was about to knock on the door, when suddenly there was a soft sound, and the door opened.

"You..." The little assistant was about to speak, but when he looked up and saw Fang Xian's face, his eyes widened immediately, "Fang Xian, what's wrong with your face!!!!!!?"

At the same time, the entire network exploded.

【What happened to my envious face? ? ? ! ! ! 】

【Fuck!Such a big palm print! ! ! !Chi Zhi promises that I will kill you! ! ! 】

[I thought Chi Zhixu was just of poor character!I didn't expect to be a domestic violence man! ! ! ! 】

[Domestic Violent Biss! ! ! 】

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感谢在2020-05-2223：56：36～2020-05-2514：35：04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: learning made me cheat 10 bottles of corpses;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!