Fake Relationship [Quick Transmigration]

Go through the game quickly.

The business hall is open as usual. The counter lady at the front desk has just finished handling the business of the last customer. While the next customer is still reading the "Quick Transition Business Guide", she kills the time by taking out a nail file and doing nothing to fix it. Grind your nails.

It should be the off-season, and there are only three people in the huge business hall, and there is no need to line up, which directly saves the link of calling the number.

The next customer obviously died not long ago. He looked at the counter lady with a confused face, and the "Quick Travel Business Guide" in his hand was turned into a decoration, and he didn't turn a few pages anyway.

It's not the first time that the cabinet sister met such a customer, she lazily rolled her eyelids: "Did you just die?"

Customer: "..." Can you speak? !

The customer didn't catch his breath at first, but now he was choked to death by the cabinet lady, hesitated for a long time, and he didn't say a word in a daze.

The cabinet sister sighed: "Why are you dumb at such a young age?"

"..." You can shut up.

Fortunately, the cabinet sister still has a little professionalism, so she asked politely, "Are you literate?"

The customer nodded like a pounding garlic: "Knowledge!"

The cabinet lady blew on the powder from her nails, and her bright red nails pointed to the huge display screen on the right side of the hall: "Do you know these words?"

The customer turned his head and looked over, staring at the three big characters of "quick pass" and nodded.

The cabinet sister put away her fingers, and while continuing her great business of grinding nails, she said casually: "Tell me, what wish do you have."

When the customer heard this, he said, "I want to be reborn."

Cabinet lady: "Wake up, do you want to peach?"

"..." Is it true that no one complains about you? !

The cabinet lady glanced at him lightly: "Why do you file a complaint? You will be reincarnated after finishing the business. We provide one-stop service, and there is no chance to sue."

client:"……"

At this time, the pager at the counter sister's hand rang, and she smiled apologetically at the customer, then put down the nail file gracefully, and then picked up the pager: "Why are you urging, the person is still here! What's the hurry, I am in a hurry to reincarnate!... There is no way to rush to reincarnate, let Meng Po wait, I can’t finish this business, everyone can’t afford it!”

As soon as the tiger came down the mountain, the man urged a few times and then fell silent.

The cabinet sister snorted arrogantly, hung up the pager, and once again raised a professional smirk on her face: "Let's continue."

"..." The client's lips trembled twice, "What are you going to do?"

"Your wish." The cabinet sister smiled.

"I don't have a wish," said the customer.

"Why don't you have any wishes?" The cabinet sister gave him a coquettish look, "Have you ever made a fortune, been promoted, or lost your wife?"

Customer: "...the dead wife is unnecessary..."

Cabinet lady: "That's not the point."

client:"……"

The cabinet sister said earnestly, "Just ask if you want to be a winner in life?"

Client: "I'm going to die, how can I be a winner in life?"

The cabinet sister: "Although you are dead, your body is still there."

The customer suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are greedy for my body!"

The cabinet sister: "...how do you talk?"

The customer waved his hand and looked like someone who came here: "Okay, if you are greedy, you will be greedy."

Cabinet lady: "..."

The cabinet sister took a deep breath: "Young man, how are you thinking?"

Client: "Is there any reward for giving you my body?"

The cabinet sister: "I will give you an extra life line."

Client: "What is the life line?"

Cabinet sister: "Have you ever played a strategy game?"

Client: "... played a little bit."

Cabinet Sister: "To put it simply, on the premise of fulfilling your wish, you can unlock a branch strategy for free."

The customer is moved: "What kind of life line is there?"

Cabinet Sister: "There are face-slapping lines, violent sanctions lines, favored white lotus lines, tearing dogs and men and women lines, battle royale lines, happy rivers and lakes lines, star counterattack lines... There are 666 life lines for you in total. choose."

When the customer heard it, he immediately felt that it was okay, and asked, "Then is there a life line dedicated to falling in love?"

The cabinet sister's expression suddenly became very strange: "You want to fall in love?

The old customer blushed: "Can't you?"

The cabinet sister hesitated: "Yes, yes...but we generally don't recommend customers to choose the love line."

Customer: "Why?"

The cabinet sister hesitated: "Because...the performance of the love department is not good."

"Shouldn't you be selected if the performance is not good?" The customer complained for the love department, "What era is this, why is it still so feudal!"

The cabinet sister has a face full of haha, am I feudal?Those old bastards in the love department can make you fall in love with humans and animals in minutes.

The lady in the cabinet is a fine person, she doesn't miss a single thing on her face, and said with a professional smirk: "Okay, then let me confirm again, are you sure you want to apply for the love line?"

Customer: "OK."

Cabinet sister: "The love branch line has been successfully handled for you. Team Qin from the love department of 666 will serve you. The business order has been generated, and the refund business is not supported. Thank you for your cooperation."

Client: "Team Qin? A character at the captain level? Isn't he great?"

The cabinet sister smiled slightly: "Of course it's great." Can lead the love department to the bottom every year, can Captain Qin not be great?

The customer's eyes lit up, and he wanted to say something. At this moment, a cold mechanical sound filled the entire hall——

[Notification notice, please pay attention to all units, please pay attention to all units. 】

The customer was terrified, but the counter lady turned the pen in her hand very calmly.

[Notice notice. 】

[In order to practice the scientific concept of development in the new era, improve the efficiency of fast travel, and simplify the fast travel process. 】

[After research and decision by the upper-level leadership of our bureau, the "001 face-slapping department" and the "666 love department" will be officially merged today. 】

[I hope that the two departments will coexist peacefully and negotiate friendly in the future work, and jointly promote the comprehensive, coordinated and sustainable development of the fast-traveling business! 】

……

The next second, with a "click", the pen in the cabinet sister's hand broke in two.

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At the same time, the internal chat group of the face-slapping department who heard the news was instantly uproarious.

[Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction]: What kind of show operation is this, is the leader's brain trapped by the door?

[Look at you]: As we all know, the way of thinking of leaders is different from that of ordinary people.

[I'm autistic]: ...

[What are you looking at]: Autism is really autistic today.

[I'm autistic]: ...don't say anything, let me sing a song for everyone.The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground; the love department is really upbeat, really upbeat...

[Is that you, Xiu'er]: What happened?I just woke up, why did I start singing when I was autistic?What happened to the romance department?Why are you so angry? !

[Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction]: @秀儿 Kan group announcement.

[Is that you, Xiu'er]: What the hell? ! ! ! ! !The love department with the lowest performance is going to merge with our face-slapping department? ! !What the hell!

[Full-time high-energy]: According to reliable sources, in order to prevent us from rushing to improve our performance at the end of the year, some departments proposed to the upper-level leaders that we let the face-slapping department go to the countryside to help the poor, and help the love department with the lowest performance to improve its performance.

[Is that you, Xiu'er]:? ? ?poverty alleviation? !Can some departments not help themselves?

[Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction]: Some departments are really shameless!

[Look at you]: Some departments are really shameless!

[What are you looking at]: Some departments are really shameless!

[I'm autistic]: Certain departments are really shameless!

[I'm Mengxin]: ... um... just ask weakly, which departments are some departments?

【Full name Gaoneng】: Demolition Office.

[I'm Mengxin]:?

[Is that you, Xiu'er]: The nickname is the Demolition Office, and the name is the Violence Department.

[I'm Mengxin]: Is that the 002 department behind us?

[Full-time high-energy]: That's right.

[Is that you, Xiu’er]: Speaking of 002, since Team Gu parachuted into our face-slapping department, their numbers in the demolition office have not changed. They compete with us for the first place every year, and they never win.

[I'm autistic]: Speaking of Dui Gu...why didn't you see Dui Gu in the group today?

【Treating all kinds of dissatisfaction】: Went to the field.

[What are you looking at]: Does Captain Gu know the news?

[Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction]: How can I not know, I guess I am worrying about the year-end bonus now.

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some small world.

Gu Zheng, who was on his way to work, pressed the system communicator off his hand expressionlessly.

Are the departments merged... or with the love department... Thinking of this fairy department, Gu Zheng's face darkened even more.

Although the number of the love department is 666, it is not actually 6.There are a total of 666 departments in the Quick Transmigration Bureau, and the numbers of each department are compiled according to the ranking of their annual performance. The love department has the lowest performance throughout the year, so the number is naturally the three 6s.

Those in the love department, I heard that they are all old fritters who were relegated from other departments. They are at the end of the crane every year. They have been criticized many times by the bureau, but they still refuse to change. The bureau's cancer department can't be overstated.

Even if this department has been awarded, it seems that there is no need to expect anything for the year-end bonus.

Gu Zheng clicked his tongue impatiently, his good mood was completely disturbed by this bad thing.

When Gu Zheng was annoyed, the AI ​​system was not afraid of death and sent another urgent notice:

[Notice, Qin Xun from the love department has received the life line and is heading to this world.I hope that the relevant personnel of the face-slapping department will do a good job in welcoming them.Meeting place: *&%￥……]

Relevant personnel of the face-slapping department (Gu Zheng): MMP.

The AI ​​system notified him three times, but Gu Zheng remained motionless.

Next to Gu Zheng is the tenth generation intelligent system produced by Quick Transmigration Bureau. It is said to be intelligent, but in Gu Zheng's view, it is no different from mental retardation.

The mentally handicapped system groaned ten times persistently, but it still failed to move Gu Zheng, the great Buddha.The mentally handicapped system finally gave up, but before giving up, the mentally handicapped system asked desperately: "Gu team, the organization requires you to live in harmony with the love department. By doing this, are you violating organizational discipline and not following the organization's leadership?"

Gu Zheng raised his eyebrows: "But the regulations didn't say that we must pick up new colleagues. They just gave a friendly reminder of the 'meeting location'. Did you explicitly say that you want to meet?"

God TM friendly reminder.The retarded system was speechless.

Gu Zheng smiled cynically: "And, for taking on new colleagues, will they be paid extra wages? Like transportation subsidies or something like that."

"No..."

Gu Zheng was even more dismissive: "I didn't even give money, and asked me to pick him up. Are you dreaming?"

The mentally handicapped system is even more dismissive than Gu Zheng: "...Some people are glamorous on the surface, but in private they don't even want to pay for transportation."

Gu Zheng smiled softly and brightly.

Then, he blocked the sand sculpture system.