[Comprehensive] The true character of a male god

Cousin wants to replace my mother as the mistress of the harem, and also wants to be her own stepmother, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent.

To be honest, Shen Yue is completely desperate for men in this era, there are too few good men, and it is only natural for scumbags to return to scumbags.

Li Zhi definitely has feelings for Wu Zetian, and he has loved Wu Zetian before.But people's hearts are fickle. At the beginning, I said that I was sincere with you for the rest of my life, but now I said that I love you when you are a young man.

With the right to dictate the world, Wu Zetian is naturally used to giving orders and dominating the world, and it is impossible for Li Zhi to be coquettish and pray for Li Zhi like a little girl back then.

Let her compete with her niece again, she can't do it, and she doesn't need to.

"Since you are disobedient, then just change to someone who is obedient." Wu Zetian thought gloomyly, and his subordinates kept reviewing the memorial.

She never thought that she would not be threatened by her political opponents, but would be severely teased by her natal family, whom she was so kind to.What a "good" sister!

After coming to this world, 12 years have passed in a flash, and Shen Yue has also become a young girl with a bean crown.

In the Tang Dynasty, fat was considered beautiful. Although Shen Yue had flesh, she was thin in the eyes of Tang people.Fortunately, Shen Yue's eyes are bright and distracted, her big eyes are cute, her lips are red and her teeth are white, and her black and fluffy hair hangs down like a waterfall.

On this day, Shen Yue went to Huaqing Palace to follow up with Li Zhi. At this time, He Lan's body in Huaqing Palace trembled, and with shyness, she stretched out her hand to lightly beat Li Zhi Guangjie's chest, blushing and whispering Asked: "My friend, when will you welcome me into the palace? Otherwise, I will become an old girl that no one wants."

Li Zhi looked frivolous, and smiled close to He Lan's ear, "Don't worry, I have already contacted Prime Minister Shangguanyi."

He Lanshi smiled like a flower when she heard it, and was about to speak when she heard a sharp cry.

"Princess Anding is here!!!"

Immediately, the expressions of the dissolute two people changed, and Li Zhi hurriedly pushed He Lan away and got up to get dressed.He Lan didn't care about it either, picked up her clothes and hid behind the curtain in embarrassment.

The Helan family is not afraid of Wu Zetian, because Li Zhi loves her, and Wu Zetian can't treat her openly.

But Princess Anding can't be easily offended, she doesn't distinguish between you and me, as long as her interests are hurt, everyone will be unlucky.

Shen Yue, Princess Anding, is called the reincarnation of an immortal. Over the years, everyone has summed up the rules for getting along with her.Anyone who makes her unhappy will always be unlucky for a while, ranging from falling down while walking to choking to death when drinking water.On the contrary, if you make her happy, you may not necessarily get blessings.

In short, it is not necessarily beneficial for you to please me, but if you offend me, it will immediately make you unlucky.

It was okay to be pure relatives before, but since Mrs. Wei and He Lan's mother and daughter became Li Zhi's new favorites, they had to stay far away from Shen Yue.Because Shen Yue would be unhappy when she saw them, and if she was unhappy, the two of them would be in bad luck.

It’s not that no one wanted to kill Shen Yue. Princess Yiyang wanted to use smallpox to harm her, so she died; a certain concubine’s family wanted to get involved in drowning her, and everyone involved in it drowned; a certain minister reprimanded Shen Yue is the reincarnation of a monster, and her whole family turned into pugs that day, most of them were beaten to death by the world as dog monsters, and now they don't know where to wander.

Who wouldn't be afraid of this completely unreasonable and inescapable revenge?

No matter how many people provoke troubles out of fear of this ability, they will only harm their own family in the end.The consequences are much more serious than beheading. Even if you are thousands of miles away, as long as you have this kind of behavior, everyone will be unlucky.

Fortunately, a friend who has a good relationship with Princess An Ding asked this matter bluntly, "If I anger you in the future, will I be unlucky too?"

Shen Yue explained solemnly: "I was just an innocent child originally, but as a reincarnation of a celestial being, I naturally have the task entrusted to me by the heavens. Those who are full of malice towards me for no reason have vicious thoughts, and they blame the heavens for not being human. ;As long as he has a kind heart, even if he scolds me to death, I can't do anything to him."

These words are very arrogant to say that offending oneself is offending the heavens, and it was quickly spread outside the palace, causing disturbances. The ancients grew up listening to myths and legends, so they naturally believed in this.

There are always people who are not afraid of death. Princess Anding is loose in nature, and she is very qualified when she needs to use etiquette and rules, and she is very lazy when she doesn't.One day, an old sour Confucian felt that Princess Anding was old (9 years old), but she was acting coquettish and cute in the arms of Wu Zetian and Li Zhi, which was really immoral.So she painstakingly persuaded Empress Wu to discipline her well, Empress Wu agreed, and Princess Anding jumped angrily.He thought that he would be unlucky and die later, but he didn't expect to be fine after a few days of fear.

When someone opened his mouth, he was full of righteousness, Confucianism and no fear of witchcraft, and immediately wrote a letter to explain the crimes of Princess Anding. Unexpectedly, every time he said a word, he vomited a big mouthful of blood.

Wu Zetian used this to fuel the flames, and since then, Shen Yue has become famous all over the world for the "offended by the sky" incident.

In fact, these are all magic network nodes that Shen Yue has launched one after another over the years, and the coverage of the country's capital has played a big role.It can supervise, perceive human emotions, and deliver Shen Yue's magic curse. Don't use it too well.

But there is a good side and a bad side, Wu Zetian used Shen Yue as a lie detector in order to test the loyalty of his subordinates to him and to ask the truth about some things.

Recalling Shen Yue's legendary past, He Lan's heart was a little scared, but she straightened up after thinking that she had never thought of harming her.

As soon as Shen Yue entered the Huaqing Palace, her sensitive sense of smell discerned an unpleasant smell in the palace—the Helan family was also there.

"An Ding, you're here." Li Zhi smiled calmly.

"Father, let me feel your pulse." Shen Yue saluted decently, without talking nonsense, and went straight to the point.

Li Zhi was a little embarrassed now, knowing that what he was doing was absurd, thinking that He Lan was still hiding behind him, and wanted to send Shen Yue away early, so he said naturally: "Mrs. Rongguo invited you to visit the new You got red coral, why don't you go?"

Shen Yue glanced at Li Zhi with a half-smile, and said, "Aren't you afraid that I will harm Cousin Helan?"

He Lanminzhi looks talented, but he is bold, sunny and crazy. He can happily eat good-looking women no matter how old or young they are.

His father died early, and his mother was also a prodigal beauty, so he was raised by his grandmother, Mrs. Rong Guo since he was a child.Therefore, Wu Zetian moved the idea of ​​letting him inherit the Wu family, and even decided to change his surname to Wu Minzhi.

So when Wu Zetian got the information that he had committed adultery with Yang, it was conceivable how furious he was, and he was almost ashamed to death.But He Lanminzhi is not only a grandson but also a proud lover to Yang, so how could he be willing to let Wu Zetian punish him?

Historically, this obscene//demon first □□ the beautiful princess of the aristocratic family booked by Wu Zetian for his son Li Hong, and this matter was covered up under the influence of the Yang family.However, when Wu Zetian's favorite youngest daughter, Princess Taiping, was raped/defiled by He Lanmin when she was playing at her grandmother's house, Taiping was only eight years old at this time!

Wu Zetian was furious, and immediately found a reason to execute him.

Right now, He Lanminzhi is seven years older than Shen Yue, and already 19 years old. After finally waiting for the world-famous Princess An Ding to get engaged, she hastily proposed based on her relationship.

Before Shen Yue could speak, Wu Zetian refused. There was no way she would push her daughter into this pit of fire.But Li Zhi didn't know it. Under the wind of He Lan's mother and daughter's pillows, and He Lan Minzhi's real doglike appearance, he was moved.

One agreed and the other objected, so Li Zhi and Wu Zetian were deadlocked.

Shen Yue sneered in her heart, thinking that she was indeed going out of the palace.After all, the newly researched yang shrinking technique - Ding Ding into the body, will be used on He Lan Minzhi's body.

As the name suggests, as long as the spell is affected, the man's penis will be shortened until he has to pee on the side.

It's true that a man will cry when he is hit, and a woman will be silent when she sees it.

Because it was newly designed, Shen Yue didn't know how it would work.So I plan to use it for He Lanmin first, and if he is still lewd, then I will upgrade the version.

In fact, Yang doesn't like Shen Yue, the granddaughter, because Shen Yue's eyes are too cold, looking at her is like looking at a stone instead of a person, which always makes her feel annoyed.

But Shen Yue is a princess, Princess Datang has always been arrogant, Wu Zetian loves her the most, and Min Zhi also wants to marry her, so Yang has no choice but to invite Shen Yue again and again.

"An Ding, the elderly are always prone to sleepiness, let your cousin Minzhi accompany you around." Yang said with a smile on her face, and she didn't even want to do it perfunctorily, so she was helped back to the house right away. .

He Lanmin's peach blossom eyes, melon-seeded face, tall and thin figure, none of them conform to the aesthetics of Tang people, but everyone has to admit that he is indeed beautiful, and one can imagine how good his appearance is.

He Lanmin smiled confidently, and was about to speak, when Shen Yue's expression turned cold. Without looking at him, she lightly ordered her left and right, and said, "Show me back to the palace."

"Cousin, don't rush away! Wouldn't it be nice for the two of us to see the scenery here?" He Lanminzhi hurriedly stopped her.

He knew that the people around Shen Yue only listened to Shen Yue's words, and that others' words were just fart - he didn't hear them.If you don't hold Shen Yue steady now, then you can really leave as soon as you say it.

Shen Yue looked at He Lan coldly, then nodded slowly under his expectant gaze.

"Uh,,," He Lanmin was a little dazed, but didn't know what to say.

This was the first time Shen Yue agreed to go out with him.

The carved beams and painted walls in the Duke of Wu's mansion are extravagant and splendid.However, behind this splendor, there is a dirty decay.

Walking to the garden courtyard, Shen Yue saw the drinks in the kiosk, so she guessed what He Lanminzhi wanted to do.

"Cousin, I'm tired after walking for a while, why don't we have some wine..."

He Lanminzhi was talking, when he suddenly felt a pain in his crotch, and his underwear became much empty.

Relying on his familiarity with his own body, his face changed slightly, a little disbelieving, a little gloomy and curious, and he said immediately: "Cousin, wait for me for a while. I'll go and make it easier."

After speaking, he turned around and walked out of the garden, walking faster and faster, and the long and handsome figure quickly disappeared in front of Shen Yue.

With a smile on her face, Shen Yue said with a relaxed expression: "Let's go, go back to the palace to find the queen mother."

She wants to sue!