The most wanted prince in the whole universe

What are the essentials of being a children's presenter?

Cute yet heroic appearance, lively yet appropriate performance, easy-going yet childlike personality, and more importantly, able to talk to himself endlessly for more than an hour of eloquence.

All these have created Chen Zhouhan, the sweet brother who is very popular among children.

╮(￣▽￣)╭Chen Zhouhan said that the strange stage name of Tiandoudou was really not his own voluntary choice. It is said that the TV station intends to cultivate a hostess named Suantangtang, and wants to be a husband and wife partner with Chen Zhouhan, using him The fame successfully ranks among the senior hosts of children's programs.

A veteran children's program host doesn't sound like a tall person at all, does it?

A talented graduate of the Department of Psychology of a prestigious university, every time I go back to my hometown, I will be asked by my relatives if I am happy to play games with the children every day!

Damn!This is work, isn't it a game?

Fortunately, Chen Zhouhan hadn't heard such a question for several years.

Ever since he came out of the closet with his family, Chen Zhouhan moved away from the city where he lived for more than [-] years, cut off contact with all his former friends and family, and worked silently in another big city thousands of miles away. same job.

After all, there was a lot of noise about coming out of the closet at that time, and the colleagues in the TV station were almost familiar with it.

Let me ask, who would dare to let a young man with abnormal sexuality teach children and destroy the little daisies that have not yet bloomed/bud in the motherland?

Today, Chen Zhouhan hosts two programs on Jinling Youyou Cartoon TV Station.

A very ordinary large-scale parent-child reality show called "Where is Dad going to eat", but because of the handsome appearance of the host and the innocent and simple performance of the cute babies on the show, it has captured a large group of young female audiences. The reason why Chen Zhouhan is so senior.

As for the other program, few people have heard of it, and few people pay attention to it, but Chen Zhouhan is never tired of it, and he must record this program every week no matter whether it is windy or rainy.

The name of the program is "Children from a Distant Planet", and its main purpose is to care for children with autism and open the door to a new world for them.

Ahem, of course, this new world does not refer to the world of philosophy. It is impossible for Chen Zhouhan to be so insane as to spread the knowledge of physiological hygiene to his cute little friends.

Today is Thursday, "Where is Dad Going to Eat" has been recorded the day before yesterday, and "Child from a Distant Planet" will not leave until Saturday to go to the agreed child's home, so Chen Zhouhan lived up to expectations and showed his otaku essence.

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Why would it not live up to expectations?

Because everyone knows that nerds are generally more wretched, especially old men like Chen Zhouhan who are nerdy, rotten and crooked.

<(￣︶￣)>I understand what you are expecting, this kind of otaku is the most interesting!

After playing e-sports all night, Chen Zhouhan fell asleep until the next morning, around one or two o'clock.

With his disheveled hair on his head, he rubbed both sides of his cheeks, which were sore from sleep, and dragged on his slippers, and walked drowsily to the refrigerator to find something to fill his stomach. Wash PP god ointment.

...don't ask me why I gave such a delicious name to a PP cream.

Chen Zhouhan also wants to have the peerless beauty/buttocks of the heartthrobs in the novel!

His stomach was growling again, and Chen Zhouhan was so hungry that his stomach ached, and he wanted to go back to bed to rest, but he felt weak and dizzy. After hesitating for a long time, he still dressed neatly, and went out with a flashlight to facilitate Shop for food.

The nearest 24-hour convenience store is one street away, and Chen Zhouhan wrapped himself tightly in the grass-green jacket. There were two fluorescent yellow warning tapes on the clothes, which were very conspicuous.

There was no one on the road, and occasionally the wind blew, and the lampshade on the street lamp was shaken and made a crackling sound, scaring the courting moths under the lamplight to fly away.

Chen Zhouhan held up the flashlight, his hand was a little sore, he couldn't help shaking it, but saw two missing person notices posted on the telephone pole.

"WANTED DEADORALIVE - AZARIASCAROL, $15 REWARD"

Looks like a wanted warrant.

Chen Zhouhan looked at the several zeros on the small advertisement with envy, and leaned forward to read it carefully again.

A photo of the life of the man named Ashalus Carroll was posted on the wanted notice, and a photo of this person in prison was attached below.

"81A3827AZARIASCAROLCCTPOLICEDEPT"

Chen Zhouhan raised the flashlight and searched up and down the utility poles. He saw that the person on the arrest warrant had a deep contoured face, a handsome and tall nose, thin lips that were slightly pink, but a pair of eyes that were deep gray blue. , like the water surface of Mochou Lake when it rains on a cloudy day, it is quiet, steady and full of strength.

It seems that he is an internationally wanted criminal, and he has fled to Huaguo.

By the way, which country is this CCT? I have never heard of it.

Chen Zhouhan focused on touching the small advertisement on the telephone pole again, especially the black earring on Carol's left ear. After touching it for a while, he looked left and right like a thief, and saw that there was no one on the whole road. , I reached out and tore off the two small advertisements on the pole, carefully folded them neatly, and put them in my pocket.

No way, this man is really handsome.

Chen Zhouhan wiped off his saliva and pondered slowly.

If you only look at the upper body, you have a good figure, with well-developed chest muscles. I don't know if the happy bird is as lively and healthy as that person.

...Because I have been a children's program host for a long time, Chen Zhouhan's metaphors have always been vivid and childlike.

After such a small episode, Chen Zhouhan was not so scared when walking alone in the lonely night. He hurried to the convenience store to buy a dozen ham sausages and instant noodles, and went back proudly carrying the plastic bag.

Because the lights on the main road at the south gate of the community were turned off at three o'clock in the morning on time, and after the lights were turned off, it was completely dark, and I couldn't even see clearly when walking.

Chen Zhouhan raised his hand to check the time, and decided to take a detour on the road to the north gate. Although it was a little remote and difficult to find, there were street lights along the way, so there was some safety guarantee.

As he walked, suddenly, Chen Zhouhan felt a very bright white light flash across the sky, and he couldn't help but close his eyes because of the stimulation of the bright light without even raising his head.

Amidst the dizziness, Chen Zhouhan felt someone pulling his hands and clamping him behind him, dragging him to the corner of the alley, so sharp and cold that he was put on Chen Zhouhan's——

between the legs.

(￣ー￣〃) That's right, between the legs, the place that men value most, wild and natural birds grow on top of their heads.

Before going out, Chen Zhouhan didn't want to change into his pajama pants, so he just put on a thin layer of pajama pants and went out. Feeling the coldness between his legs at this moment, he felt like crying.

It's just that the person behind him didn't make any big moves anymore, he just lowered his voice and whispered in Chen Zhouhan's ear, "Shut up".

Although he spoke in a low voice, Chen Zhouhan could tell that it was a man with a very nice voice, and a man with chest muscles who had a very nice voice.

Don't ask him why he knew, because of inertia, Chen Zhouhan has been leaning against this man since he was dragged to a corner by this man, feeling the firm muscles against his back.

Chen Zhouhan was a little drunk.

The light above the head persevered around the alley for a few times, as if looking for something, suddenly the light intensified suddenly, and a dog screamed in the distance.

The place where the man led Chen Zhouhan stood was a dead end in an alley, which happened to be a dead corner surrounded by walls on three sides. Even if the helicopter used laser lights from the sky, it would not illuminate this place at all.

Chen Zhouhan held his breath and concentrated, not daring to vent his breath. He was quiet for a while, knowing that the light above his head was slowly moving away, and he could not see a trace of it anymore. become tense.

The knife in that man's hand was still resting on his limp little bird that was alive and kicking.

The author has something to say: Today is White Day!I wish the single dogs/loving dogs happy and happy!

Haha, it stands to reason that girls should give gifts to boys today, so Chen Zhouhan gave himself to His Royal Highness (/▽＼=)