On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Under the crying of the evil dragon with snot and tears, they finally understood the truth of the matter. Since Her Royal Highness came here, she began to enslave the evil dragon inhumanely. To kick, although the dragon's skin is rough and fleshy, it doesn't feel at all, but a glass heart is dripping with blood and shattered into slag.

The suffering dragon strongly urged them to take the princess back, and said that if he didn't take the princess back, he would roll seventeen or eight times in the palace, and stop when he brought it back.

Su Yue's whole body is not good. As a normal human being in the heaven/dynasty, although his father doesn't love his mother or love him, he is still good-looking. He looks crooked. He has been influenced by various fairy tales since he was a child. He has always believed that princesses should be the kind of very gentle and beautiful women, while evil dragons are very cruel murderers. Since he met the system, he not only has to complete various Such a wonderful task, at this moment, I have to help the brave and the dragon live happily together, and I have to endure the winking attack of the [princess] all the time.

He felt that his outlook on life, values ​​and the world had been crushed to scum by the system and Jiabo's imagination, and blown into the wind by the plot.

He turned his head and wanted the princess to go back with them, but when he looked back for a while, he felt that he was really too naive to think that the only shocks brought to him by the plot were these, and the really terrible things were yet to come.

I saw the princess standing with Mr. Hulk at some point, and they looked at each other affectionately, as if they only had each other in their eyes. Kiss the princess on the cheek.

Everyone: "...Should I say that he is indeed a giant brother, the inner quality is strong!"

The two got closer and closer, even Mr. Ike looked up curiously, and then...

"Oh——" A miserable howl pierced the sky.

I saw Her Royal Highness grabbing Mr. Giant's hedgehog hair with one hand and pulling him to bend down, and then a Foshan Wuying kick hit his [beep]——, and then lifted the giant who was hit hard over his head , fell to the ground fiercely, and stomped on his armor fiercely, stomping the armor into a huge foot-shaped pit.

Seeing everyone looking this way, he immediately withdrew his feet that were clung to Mr. Giant's body, flicked his sleeves, and gracefully lifted his skirt and ran towards Su Yue with a whimper.

Du Yu really hated this woman. Well, Du Yu didn't know her gender very well. After all, Her Royal Highness was a bit gender-neutral. He stepped forward and grabbed the princess by the collar, and pulled her Throwing forward, he fell into a ball with Mr. Giant who had just stood up.

Su Yue glanced at Du Yu strangely. In the past, every time there was a rotten peach blossom, Du Yu would definitely help the other party fall into his arms and laugh, and finally spread the matter to everyone, but now he would help the other party. He drove away Rotten Peach Blossom, which really surprised Su Yue.

Is this a reformation?

Du Yu glared at him: "What are you looking at! Do you still want to try the feeling of falling in love with a princess?"

Su Yue's expression suddenly became very strange, and he waved his hands again and again: "Hey, what's the matter! I'm just curious why you didn't hurt me this time..."

Du Yu: "...have you become addicted to me?"

Su Yue: "..." Bear boy, kill you!

The brave man over there listened patiently to the dragon's snot and tears, patted its head to express comfort, and said seriously, "We will definitely take the princess away, don't worry."

Su Yue looked at the rough princess who was lying on the strong chest of Mr. Hulk and made a weird sound of "baby baby", and then looked at the warrior who was discussing the princess's [-] crimes with the dragon, deeply I don't think there is something wrong with his head, but something wrong with this world, because the way he travels is wrong.

[System] Ding——players [the most handsome nanny hanging from the sky] and [the most handsome dps you deserve] hurry up to match the protagonist and the brave, and witness the blessing of the God of Light. The task reward is 1000 gold.

Su Yue felt that after they rescued the princess, the evil dragon and the brave man might not have the chance to meet again, so he pulled the brave man over and said sincerely: "You also know that the dragon clan has been keen to raise a princess since ancient times and use this To save face, they also like to go to the human world to capture the girls there back to the Dragon Valley, Gail, or else, my brother and I will escort the princess back home, and you stay here to teach the evil dragon and teach him how to fight with the dragon. How about the friendly relationship between humans? I will send you royal pancake fruit regularly."

Gail scratched his head and thought for a while, and found that this is really a good way. It can help the empire's human beings get rid of a major disaster, and there is no need to marry that weird-looking princess. The most important thing is that they can eat royal pancakes for free. Nod in agreement.

Su Yue secretly scolded this guy for being such an idiot, and happily dragged Du Yu Hulk and the princess away without even giving her time to pack up, and shouted: "Gail! The two of you must get along well~ Let’s go first, I’ll get someone to deliver the pancake fruit after I go~”

Du Yu never expected that this would happen like this. Gail, who was really able to fool Su Yue, voluntarily stayed. He suddenly felt that Su Yue deserved to be a man who drank too much IQ potion.

Regardless of the princess's protest, they drove for a month, galloping all the way back to the palace on grass-mud horses, and sent the princess back.

What shocked Su Yue and Du Yu the most during this journey was the love between Her Royal Highness the Princess and the Hulk. These two people didn't know which one was wrong, but the bastard saw the mung bean right, and the two were intimate all the way. Acting like no one else was there, completely blinding the dog eyes of the two of them.

Du Yu covered his eyes in pain, and said to Su Yue with a sad face: "Let's send the princess back quickly and go back to find the evil dragon. We can leave this world by making those two together. It's too eye-catching here." I feel like I'm suffocating."

Su Yue also agreed with a sad face.

Then they threw the Hulk and the princess at the gate of the palace, and rode the mud horse back to the Dragon Valley. Of course, they didn't forget to buy two pancakes and fruits to reward the brave men who were in dire straits.

As a result, before they reached Dragon Valley, the system reminded that the evil dragon was going to the palace to propose marriage to the king.

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..." Fuck, it's only been a few days, you two see each other right now!That's all about dragons, Your Excellency the Brave, how many places in your special brain circuit are different from normal humans, and you actually fall in love with a dragon! ! !He has two paws, how big are you! ! !How did interracial love appear? Hey! ! !

While complaining, they turned around and rushed to the palace. They were exhausted all the way, and finally arrived at the scene of the incident when the God of Light appeared.

I saw clusters of golden halos spreading around the palace, and a golden light descended from the sky. The God of Light walked out of the golden light wearing a white suit, and sent sincere blessings to the interracial lovers.

The appearance of the God of Light is not quite in line with people's ideals of him. Anyway, he is far from the sculpture of a super European and American handsome guy standing in the middle of the palace. He is as fat as a ball. That Fatty Song, who is determined to die every day, has everything, and he is dressed in tatters, and there is not much hair on his head, because the hair is too short to be combed into a bun, so he has to do the same thing as the modern bald Mediterranean uncle. The little hair left is combed to the left.

Su Yue: "..." Bridge bean sack! ! !Is there something wrong!This Lord Light God clearly...

Jiabo: "Ah, ah, I know this, it looks exactly the same as the world expert who appeared in the first round and the old fairy who appeared in the third round, right? It's really nothing, the system is just saving resources. , you also know that creating such a big world is really difficult for us, so many npcs will look exactly the same."

"For example, when you were a passer-by, the waiter in the small restaurant you often went to, he made a guest appearance in the future world as passer-by No. 3000, [-], [-], [-], but because he looks too popular, so you treat him I have no impression at all, and when you were a pup, those girls in the cake shop who often watched you and Su Bai are a group of people who have been watching you all the time. The cost of hiring them is very high. One person in the world will give [-] gold coins!"

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..." Hey, is it really okay to be so casual!How lazy is this so-called system!Are you not afraid that the players you coached not only did not become masters but also became late-stage lazy cancer? !

Jiabo: "Don't worry about such small details."

Ah Hua, who has never appeared on the stage: "..." Actually, I want to say... I'm sorry, Jiabo, you bastard!Didn’t all the system funds let you sell pancakes and fruits to fill your bottomless pit? !The system has insufficient funds, so I have to borrow people from the studio next door. You have the nerve to say (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

The friendly cameo Lord Guangming very sincerely bestowed blessings on the evil dragon and the brave, and cast a spell to turn the evil dragon into a human appearance. I have to say that the evil dragon Ike is worthy of the [legendary legend of the brave] The protagonist, he looks a bit like a European muscular man, he is so handsome, Su Yue can guarantee that several female compatriots have nosebleeds when they see his abdominal muscles.

And after blessing the brave man and the evil dragon, the God of Light turned to look at Su Yue, and said sincerely: "Young man, I see that you have wonderful bones, and you are a unique martial arts genius. Maintaining world peace is the most important thing." It's up to you, I have a secret book ---> "Tathagata God's Palm", I see that I am destined for you, so I will sell it to you for ten yuan, if you worship me as a teacher, I can give you a [-]% discount for being a teacher!"

Su Yue: "..." How many times have you said this sentence meowingly!System settings? Bastard! ! !

Ah Hua, who hadn't appeared in the game, said, "...Congratulations, you got the truth! Because Jiabo, a bastard, bought all the gold coins and bought food, so we can only use exactly the same settings!"

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..."(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻So this is the reason why we are so unlucky and sadly met a lot of weird human beings! It's all because Jiabo eats up the system's budget If it is lost, it will only produce some goods such as [Hulk] and [Her Royal Highness], will it hurt your eyes?

You're so ugly that it's nothing!We can barely accept it if it comes out scary!But can someone with such a low IQ not be so funny!Complain to you!

Just when the two were about to get angry and beat Jiabo, the system appeared at a critical moment.

[System]: Congratulations to [The Most Handsome Nanny Hanging the Sky] and [The Most Handsome DPS You Deserve] for completing [The Legend of the Legendary Brave] and being awarded the title of [Tucao Brave]. The system is about to transfer, please do well Ready, three, two, one, teleportation begins.

your sister! ! ! !The agreed 24-hour buffer period!Is the system budget insufficient to this extent? !