On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Du Yu weakly supported the base of the statue, looked at the brave man with hopelessness and despair, and said in a trembling voice, "That... is the legendary brave man..."

This legendary brave man is two meters tall, and he is wearing a golden armor made of titanium alloy that blinds the eyes of passers-by. The armor shines brightly under the sun, and it also has terrible reflections, making his whole body sparkle Yes, he has strong muscles comparable to the Hulk and black skin comparable to Du Yu, and a golden hedgehog head that also blinds people and dogs. The hair is very unscientific and stands on end, which is quite arrogant. Imposing, his face is like [sliced ​​noodles], leaving a very deep impression on people. Behind him is a long giant sword that is longer than his height. The giant sword is thick and big. , It looks bigger than the little yellow chicken with hidden swords.

This man walked on the street like a duck, no, like a white goose with his head held high and striding forward, every step seemed to shake the world, people on the side of the road saw him like a mouse Hidden away like a cat.

(Du Yu: Same skin as Lao Tzu?! What kind of metaphor is this! Lao Tzu is just a little dark, okay! Lao Tzu’s skin color is the same as Gu Tianle’s, healthy skin! ! !

Everyone: Hahaha. )

Jiabo: "To be honest, although the princess doesn't look very good, I still like this brave man very much. He has a heroic demeanor and is so handsome. I decided that he will be my male god in the future!"

Su Yue & Du Yu: "..." Damn it, how did you develop such a wonderful aesthetic concept!If such a hero can make you feel so handsome, then how unsightly is Her Royal Highness, bastard!We have to run the risk of being blinded when we finish this mission!A strong demand for wages ah!

Jiabo: "...Dare to say that I am a god! Go to hell! And this big devil doesn't even get paid. What are you two useless bastards who can only complain about to join in the fun? Let's play the game!!!"

Su Yue has been desperate for the system and Jiabo for 800 years. He has black lines all over his head, wiped his face, and then stood up stiffly.

Du Yu: "What are you going to do?!"

"To ask for a hookup..."

Du Yu: "Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノeh? Eh?! Please hook up! Wait, you want to..."

Su Yue's expression changed several times, and finally stopped on a very strange expression. He walked up to the Hulk Brave with the pathos of "the wind is rustling, Yi Shuihan, the strong man is gone forever", and stopped him the way to go.

Hero: "...Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ What are you going to do! Rob! Wait! I have no money!" He touched his body, and finally took out a small purse and handed it over, "I That’s all it takes, Warrior, please let me go qaq”

Su Yue & Du Yu & Jiabo & Ah Hua, who hadn’t appeared all this time, was frightened to death: “(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻” Fuck you are a warrior, bastard! It’s okay to be so frustrated ?!

Jiabo: "...I made a big mistake and my male god is shattered." After speaking, he went to complain to the system.

Then Ah Hua followed suit.

Su Yue's expression was distorted in an instant. The successive heavy blows made him unable to use his pretentious skills. He held the money bag in one hand, the veins in his hand were bulging, and his tone seemed to be gnashing his teeth: "I It's not... robbery, I just admire your reputation and want to be...friends with you..."

Mr. Brave immediately put away the frightened expression of a rabbit, and put on a haughty look: "Ahem, what, so you are the suitor who admires my reputation? I thought you were the one who robbed me!" You are going to punish evil and eliminate rape, so what, since you admire me and want to die for me, I agree with you, it is your honor to follow this brave man! Worship, stupid mortal!"

Everyone: (ノ益)ノ彡┻━┻

So cheap!I have a big problem thinking that Su Yue lived for 17 years... well, I don’t know how many years I have never met such a cheap person, Su Yue resisted to let his hands drop the money bag on him Then he beat him hard on the face, gritted his teeth and was about to speak, but at this moment, Jiabo suddenly said: "Su...Su Yue, I made a mistake, that one...is not a brave..."

I #￥%...& Jiabo Curtis, can you be so meow, wtf ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

Su Yue slammed the money bag on Mr. Hulk's impressive [sliced ​​noodles] face, then ruthlessly tore off his hood and stomped his feet angrily.

The Hulk was going to be angry, but when he saw Su Yue's face, he immediately lost his anger. He thought that beauties always have privileges at any time, so he took the money bag from his face, very [gentle and considerate] Helped Su Yue step on his hood twice, then held Su Yue's hand and said affectionately: "Oh, dear, you are really the most beautiful person I have ever seen, the Zhenhua root in the tavern in our hometown It can't match your [-]. Your blond hair shines as if you have been blessed by the sun god. Your eyes are more beautiful than the most beautiful sapphires collected by the dragons in the dragon clan. You are like As mesmerizing as a rose blooming in midsummer, you... poof—"

Su Yue was so angry that he felt bad all over, but Du Yu beat him to the ground before he even made a move.

"Damn it! Stay away from my buddies! Anyone who dares to touch me is looking for death, you bastard!" This guy suspected of being a dark elf punched the face of this idiot with long muscles but no brains. , let him paste the wall in a second at a speed that didn't fit his body shape.

Jiabo wailed on the ground: "Hey~ Su Yue, you can't leave me, don't blame me, blame the system if you want to blame! He didn't figure it out! The real brave has now arrived in front of the palace square and is about to Ready to participate in [Rescue Her Royal Highness Hai Ya, hurry up and get the top three and form a group with the brave to fight monsters!"

Su Yue snorted coldly, and summoned his [Dingchun] from the system backpack, then rode on it with Du Yu, and rushed to the palace together, not forgetting to let Dingchun step on him a few times before leaving.

The two rushed to the palace without stopping, only to find that there was only one knight in armor eating pancakes on the entire palace square.

Are you late? Su Yue jumped off the horse in doubt, and stepped forward to ask where the knights went.

Du Yu also dismounted immediately. Instead of walking forward, he stared at Su Yue's back for a while.

When the Hulk held Su Yue's hand just now, he somehow felt furious. He knew that under Su Yue's hands that guy would be killed in seconds, but he still couldn't help but let him Paste the wall.

He scratched his head and looked at Su Yue again, feeling a little blushing for some reason.

Just now when the two of them were riding a horse, Du Yu was sitting at the back. He didn't think about anything along the way, his head was muddy, but he felt faintly that his nose smelled like a scent of carved laundry rice cents (what? Ghosts!) mixed with the smell of sunshine.

Du Heipi was blushing and puzzled over there. Su Yue felt that he was in a bad mood. He just learned that the reason why there is no one here is not because the game is over, but because the princess is so ugly. People, regardless of gender, would rather Don't want that one-third of the country would not want to marry her. The only knight sitting here is still here under the coercion and lure of His Majesty the King.

Fuck!What about the brave man?Could it be that the brave man was also scared away by Her Royal Highness?

The Great Demon King Jiabo who came back to become the jewel on Su Yue's scabbard said, "...the one in front of you is the brave man."

Su Yue's eyes widened, and he looked up and down the real legendary brave man.

This person sat cross-legged on the ground with no image, holding a pancake fruit in one hand, (Wait, isn’t this my Dazhong/Chinese food, why did it appear here!) His mouth was full of oil, and his face was swollen. A piece of lettuce leaf was hung, although it looked a bit unreliable, but it looked normal and handsome compared to the previous one, and the armor didn't look so rich.

So Su Yue sat down beside him and said, "How about we go save the princess together? I'm a mage, and my friend is an elf. We still need a meat shield... no, it's a knight, you see Looks strong, how about joining us?"

The brave man was not very happy at first, but he was ordered by the king that if he didn't save the princess, he would never be allowed to eat the pancakes specially made by the royal chef, and if three people went, he might not necessarily be the one who brought the princess home, so he said: "Hello, my name is Gail. I am a knight. I am 23 years old. I like to eat pancakes and fruits but not milk. There are four people in my family, my father, my mother and my dearest little sister..."

The more Du Yu listened not far away, the more angry he became. Damn, this is the same as self-reporting his preferences when he was on a blind date, so he walked over aggressively and squeezed between Su Yue and Gail in order not to be fooled by others. Among the people, Gail was squeezed and fell on his back.

Gail didn't mind that Du Yu squeezed beside him, and said with a smile: "My sister is only five years old, she looks super cute, a small ball..."

It was the first time that Su Yue met a sister-controller like him, and he immediately became interested, and then the two of them started discussing about their sister through Du Heipi, which successfully made Du Yu's face darken again.

Du Yu didn't quite understand what was going on in his mind, anyway, he was upset to see this golden retriever who was trying to fool Su Yue, so he put on a haughty face, and decided to find a way to kill him when he arrived in Longgu.

Damn, you dare to fool my brother and use your own sister as bait!It's too insidious!Mud wins! ! !