Chapter 4
These two guys who didn't cause trouble for a day and were not happy went back to school. As soon as they entered the dormitory, they saw Boss Liu sitting on his upper bunk, digging his feet and rushing towards the two of them with gloating eyes.
Su Yue: "..." Oops, I'm going to pick my feet in such a fucking way, luckily I don't sleep on his lower bunk.
Du Yu: "..." How the hell am I supposed to look at that bed so seriously!
"Oops! You're back, what's the matter, are you still honorably injured?" Boss Liu laughed loudly, giving people the feeling that that's such a cheap word, making people want to go up and slap him two big mouths, "Oh! Congratulations, the team leader issued a wanted arrest warrant with a super high reward for the two of you, saying that he would invite you to the office for tea."
The two looked at each other and smiled, sure enough.
Then they were scolded for two classes by the vicious squad leader, and they were not released until the meal time in the cafeteria.
^^^^^^
Su Yue's daily life is very chic. According to Du Yu's words, his daily schedule can be arranged as follows:
As soon as he opened his eyes in the morning, he started bickering with Du Yu.
After washing my face in the morning, I started bickering and playing with other people in the dormitory.
Arriving in class in the morning, I started bickering with my front, back, left, right, left, and right seats.
In class, (now I don’t sleep) I am in a good mood to listen to the class, and in a bad mood to quarrel with the teacher.
At noon, eat and tease/play with the lower grade elementary school girl and the upper grade Yujie, and then go to bed.
After class in the afternoon, I started bickering with my front, back, left, right, left, and right seats, and the teacher.
After school in the evening, eat and play with the lower-grade primary school girl and the upper-grade royal sister, and then spend an hour talking on the phone with the little sister ←←.
Go back to the dormitory and bicker/hang out with other people in the dorm.
In the middle of the night, without sleeping, team up with the sbs in the dormitory to play "Heaven's Wrath". (Don't ask me how he took the computer to the dormitory and left...)
Summary: Su Yue is a vicious male public enemy who bickers and messes with people all day long.
that's all!
It was late at night, and the lights in the 208 dormitory were brightly lit. Six shirtless men were sitting on top of the bookcases, punching the bed and holding the mouse in their hands. All of them had distorted expressions, as if they were their enemies sitting on the other side of the screen.
Head Liu roared hoarsely: "Damn it, can we do it!? Six of our 90-level mobs were tortured into dogs by 80-level mobs? Why don't you jump up when you see the boss? Su Yue, go back the fuck!" Go to the back of Wang Xiaohammer! Why is your nurse blocking the front like a shield? And Du Yu dps, dps! Have your operations been eaten by dogs, bastard! The dps is not as good as Su Yue's nurse! In addition, Zhu Li Shangshui magic! Hao Song pay attention to dodging!!! Remember to bring your IQ with you when you go out!!!"
Hao Song: "Leader Liu, you are really enough, you have a long-range attack at the front of the team and we haven't said anything yet, you should shut up!"
Liu Hong took a look and found that he seemed to be at the front of the line...
He glared, and said cheekily: "I'm blocking attacks for you bastards, I fed you idiots out of good intentions!"
Hao Song laughed: "How about your face, Commander Liu?"
Su Yue and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.
With such an unreliable team leader and such unreliable teammates, Su Yue and his team will be a ghost if they don’t die together. For the nth time, Su Yue and his [hehe, where did you put my instant noodles] team boss He rushed to the street without seeing his face.
Soon, the six villains on the computer screen were tortured to death by a group of zombie priests, and the characters controlled by Su Yue were stepped on several times by the zombie priests.
And stepped on the face.
Damn, even a mob at level [-] can step on my handsome face, I feel a little sad.
Du Yu slammed the mouse: "Damn! We have played this dungeon more than a dozen times! I even remember when and where which mobs came out, okay! Why can't I pass!"
Su Yue: "Hehe."
Liu Hong: "Hehe."
Hao Song: "Hehe."
Julie: "Hehe."
Wang Xiaochui: "What a neat formation...hehe..."
Du Yu: "Fall! What the hell do you mean!"
刘宏简直被他气乐了:“我去你这个职业是六大职业中具有最强攻击力的职业了,杜宇同学请你来给我们讲讲为什么你的dps还比不上苏越个奶妈?啊?几只80级的僵尸道长你要打1分钟?你确定你真的是90级?不是伪装成90级的10级新手村里的?”
Du Yu: "...Okay, I get it, I will ask the master to take me and pretend to fly me..."
Su Yue smiled and touched the dog's head: "Good boy."
Cangtiannu can only play five dungeons a day, and at this time they have all used them in the dungeon of fighting monsters in the abyss. Su Yue and the others can only go to fight mobs in the wild to earn experience, or find npcs to complete the task.
After the dungeon was released, Su Yue controlled his handsome benevolent doctor nurse (dad) in a green shirt, and rode a little donkey that didn't fit his handsome style, walking unsteadily on Chang'an Street. It looks quite leisurely.
While walking, a message suddenly popped up on the World Channel.
[System]: Congratulations to the knight [a maverick flower] for becoming No.1 for passing the instance of Wrath of the Abyss (the most difficult), and this reward artifact [Hongying] and magic medicine [Jiuhua Jasper Lu Pill] .
[A maverick flower] is the most powerful god-level figure in Su Yue's camp, and has won the first place in almost all dungeons. This time, he even passed the most difficult level in the most difficult dungeon, Wrath of the Abyss. .
Su Yue glanced at the DPS posted by the system [a maverick flower] - more than 20, and then looked at the [-] he had typed out with his handicap, and fell silent.
God!Please take me to pretend and take me to fly!
Su Yue thought so, and clicked on Hongying's attribute table, and was blinded by the list of attributes on the top by 5.00% Baishi blinded a pair of titanium alloy dog eyes.
[Hongying]: The whole body equipment bonus is 5.00%.
Please allow me to drool for a while.
After clicking on the Jiuhua Yulu Pill, Su Yue already felt that his whole body was not well.
[Jiuhua Yulu Pill]: After taking it, all attributes will be increased by 10%, and the maintenance time will be [-] minutes.
He couldn't help but patted the shoulder of Du Yu who was laying on his bed in the bunk bed with him at the moment, and said, "Hey, Mr. Du, you said that you are both bullying swords, why are you two so different? Look at this dps, I'm going to hehe."
Du Yu gave him a gloomy look: "Is dps important? Is dps important?!"
Su Yue: "Hehe."
Everyone: "Hehe."
Du Yu: "...You guys formed a group to bully me."
Su Yue hummed twice and continued to play his game.
It didn't take long to play, and the pop-up window popped up again last time.
I'm going to have no end!Su Yue clicked the fork again.
(System: "...I don't want to live after being abandoned twice, don't drag me, let me die!!!")
Seeing that it was twelve o'clock and everyone had nothing, Liu Hong logged off, turned off the computer, and said, "Put it all away. When the old donkey comes, be careful and be punished for running around."
Su Yue reluctantly glanced at the crazy-looking [Hongying] and [Jiuhua Yulu Wan], and turned off the computer reluctantly.
You can't afford to hurt a child who loves to play games and fights back with a handicap.
In a blink of an eye, after school was over on Friday, Su Yue said goodbye to Boss Liu and the others, and took the bus home with Du Yu.He wore a white earphone along the way, and he was so handsome that many girls secretly looked at him.
"Hey, you said you have such a cheap mouth, will the beautiful girls who chase you want to kill you when you talk." Du Yu poked him.
"Shut up, can you be a quiet and handsome man?" Su Yue glanced at him.
Du Yu smiled obscenely: "Hey."
Soon, Du Yu arrived at the station and got off the bus.
Su Yue got out of the car soon.
To be honest, Su Yue doesn't like his home very much.Su Yue's father, Su Xu, has a bad temper. Su Yue and his sister, Su Ying, talk carefully every day, fearing that his father will be beaten to death if they say something that will make his father unhappy. His mother, Li Fang, also ignores them both. , as if there were no such two people in the family. The couple seemed to wish that Su Yue would grow up quickly and take his sister away.
The family doesn't feel like a home. Fortunately, Su Yue's school has to live on campus, and he goes back two days a week. Xiao Shi is so worried every Friday. If it weren't for Su Ying at home, he would rather sleep on the street than go back.
Fortunately, he also has a beautiful, obedient, well-behaved and sensible sister (1 compliments omitted below), which prevented Su Yue from completely embarking on the road to a newspaper office.
When the car arrived at the station, Su Yue walked home slowly, and saw his sister sitting on a park bench waiting for him from a long distance away.
"Su Ying!" Su Yue waved at her.
"Brother!" Su Ying put it into his arms like a small firecracker.
Su Yue is seventeen this year, and his sister is nine years younger than him, only eight years old. Just as Du Yu said, Su Ying is nothing like him, she looks like a pancake, but Su Yue is not at all. Disgusted, but doted on his sister.
Su Yue touched her head affectionately.
Su Ying said: "Brother, you are back. The two at home are quarreling again, and they are arguing for a divorce."
Li Fang and Su Xu quarreled about getting a divorce every day. After more than ten years of arguing, they still didn't get divorced. Su Yue didn't take it seriously. He hugged Su Ying, who was dying (...), Said: "They always say they want a divorce, let them quarrel. Yingying, brother will take you out to play tomorrow, you can go wherever you want."
Su Ying blinked: "Really?"
Su Yue: "Well, when did I lie to you?"
Su Ying stretched out her hand to pull his hair, and said, "Then I'm going to the playground to play! Brother, you take me by bike."
Su Yue said cheerfully: "Okay! When the time comes, we will call Du Yu to go with us!"
Su Ying pouted: "No, I hate that dead black skin the most!"
Su Yue couldn't laugh or cry, Su Ying didn't know why, she had been at odds with Du Yu since she was a child, the two would hurt each other when they met, sometimes Su Ying would stretch out her claws to scratch him.
He had no choice but to say: "Okay, just the two of us."
Su Ying smiled and hugged his neck.
Although Su Ying was only eight years old, she was an out-and-out chubby boy. Su Yue couldn't hold her after walking for a while, so he had to put her down again and took her hand to walk.
The sun gently shone on the earth, casting a layer of golden luster on everything. The tall and handsome black-haired boy was holding the hand of the chubby man next to him and walking slowly towards home, looking extremely warm.
These two guys who didn't cause trouble for a day and were not happy went back to school. As soon as they entered the dormitory, they saw Boss Liu sitting on his upper bunk, digging his feet and rushing towards the two of them with gloating eyes.
Su Yue: "..." Oops, I'm going to pick my feet in such a fucking way, luckily I don't sleep on his lower bunk.
Du Yu: "..." How the hell am I supposed to look at that bed so seriously!
"Oops! You're back, what's the matter, are you still honorably injured?" Boss Liu laughed loudly, giving people the feeling that that's such a cheap word, making people want to go up and slap him two big mouths, "Oh! Congratulations, the team leader issued a wanted arrest warrant with a super high reward for the two of you, saying that he would invite you to the office for tea."
The two looked at each other and smiled, sure enough.
Then they were scolded for two classes by the vicious squad leader, and they were not released until the meal time in the cafeteria.
^^^^^^
Su Yue's daily life is very chic. According to Du Yu's words, his daily schedule can be arranged as follows:
As soon as he opened his eyes in the morning, he started bickering with Du Yu.
After washing my face in the morning, I started bickering and playing with other people in the dormitory.
Arriving in class in the morning, I started bickering with my front, back, left, right, left, and right seats.
In class, (now I don’t sleep) I am in a good mood to listen to the class, and in a bad mood to quarrel with the teacher.
At noon, eat and tease/play with the lower grade elementary school girl and the upper grade Yujie, and then go to bed.
After class in the afternoon, I started bickering with my front, back, left, right, left, and right seats, and the teacher.
After school in the evening, eat and play with the lower-grade primary school girl and the upper-grade royal sister, and then spend an hour talking on the phone with the little sister ←←.
Go back to the dormitory and bicker/hang out with other people in the dorm.
In the middle of the night, without sleeping, team up with the sbs in the dormitory to play "Heaven's Wrath". (Don't ask me how he took the computer to the dormitory and left...)
Summary: Su Yue is a vicious male public enemy who bickers and messes with people all day long.
that's all!
It was late at night, and the lights in the 208 dormitory were brightly lit. Six shirtless men were sitting on top of the bookcases, punching the bed and holding the mouse in their hands. All of them had distorted expressions, as if they were their enemies sitting on the other side of the screen.
Head Liu roared hoarsely: "Damn it, can we do it!? Six of our 90-level mobs were tortured into dogs by 80-level mobs? Why don't you jump up when you see the boss? Su Yue, go back the fuck!" Go to the back of Wang Xiaohammer! Why is your nurse blocking the front like a shield? And Du Yu dps, dps! Have your operations been eaten by dogs, bastard! The dps is not as good as Su Yue's nurse! In addition, Zhu Li Shangshui magic! Hao Song pay attention to dodging!!! Remember to bring your IQ with you when you go out!!!"
Hao Song: "Leader Liu, you are really enough, you have a long-range attack at the front of the team and we haven't said anything yet, you should shut up!"
Liu Hong took a look and found that he seemed to be at the front of the line...
He glared, and said cheekily: "I'm blocking attacks for you bastards, I fed you idiots out of good intentions!"
Hao Song laughed: "How about your face, Commander Liu?"
Su Yue and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.
With such an unreliable team leader and such unreliable teammates, Su Yue and his team will be a ghost if they don’t die together. For the nth time, Su Yue and his [hehe, where did you put my instant noodles] team boss He rushed to the street without seeing his face.
Soon, the six villains on the computer screen were tortured to death by a group of zombie priests, and the characters controlled by Su Yue were stepped on several times by the zombie priests.
And stepped on the face.
Damn, even a mob at level [-] can step on my handsome face, I feel a little sad.
Du Yu slammed the mouse: "Damn! We have played this dungeon more than a dozen times! I even remember when and where which mobs came out, okay! Why can't I pass!"
Su Yue: "Hehe."
Liu Hong: "Hehe."
Hao Song: "Hehe."
Julie: "Hehe."
Wang Xiaochui: "What a neat formation...hehe..."
Du Yu: "Fall! What the hell do you mean!"
刘宏简直被他气乐了:“我去你这个职业是六大职业中具有最强攻击力的职业了,杜宇同学请你来给我们讲讲为什么你的dps还比不上苏越个奶妈?啊?几只80级的僵尸道长你要打1分钟?你确定你真的是90级?不是伪装成90级的10级新手村里的?”
Du Yu: "...Okay, I get it, I will ask the master to take me and pretend to fly me..."
Su Yue smiled and touched the dog's head: "Good boy."
Cangtiannu can only play five dungeons a day, and at this time they have all used them in the dungeon of fighting monsters in the abyss. Su Yue and the others can only go to fight mobs in the wild to earn experience, or find npcs to complete the task.
After the dungeon was released, Su Yue controlled his handsome benevolent doctor nurse (dad) in a green shirt, and rode a little donkey that didn't fit his handsome style, walking unsteadily on Chang'an Street. It looks quite leisurely.
While walking, a message suddenly popped up on the World Channel.
[System]: Congratulations to the knight [a maverick flower] for becoming No.1 for passing the instance of Wrath of the Abyss (the most difficult), and this reward artifact [Hongying] and magic medicine [Jiuhua Jasper Lu Pill] .
[A maverick flower] is the most powerful god-level figure in Su Yue's camp, and has won the first place in almost all dungeons. This time, he even passed the most difficult level in the most difficult dungeon, Wrath of the Abyss. .
Su Yue glanced at the DPS posted by the system [a maverick flower] - more than 20, and then looked at the [-] he had typed out with his handicap, and fell silent.
God!Please take me to pretend and take me to fly!
Su Yue thought so, and clicked on Hongying's attribute table, and was blinded by the list of attributes on the top by 5.00% Baishi blinded a pair of titanium alloy dog eyes.
[Hongying]: The whole body equipment bonus is 5.00%.
Please allow me to drool for a while.
After clicking on the Jiuhua Yulu Pill, Su Yue already felt that his whole body was not well.
[Jiuhua Yulu Pill]: After taking it, all attributes will be increased by 10%, and the maintenance time will be [-] minutes.
He couldn't help but patted the shoulder of Du Yu who was laying on his bed in the bunk bed with him at the moment, and said, "Hey, Mr. Du, you said that you are both bullying swords, why are you two so different? Look at this dps, I'm going to hehe."
Du Yu gave him a gloomy look: "Is dps important? Is dps important?!"
Su Yue: "Hehe."
Everyone: "Hehe."
Du Yu: "...You guys formed a group to bully me."
Su Yue hummed twice and continued to play his game.
It didn't take long to play, and the pop-up window popped up again last time.
I'm going to have no end!Su Yue clicked the fork again.
(System: "...I don't want to live after being abandoned twice, don't drag me, let me die!!!")
Seeing that it was twelve o'clock and everyone had nothing, Liu Hong logged off, turned off the computer, and said, "Put it all away. When the old donkey comes, be careful and be punished for running around."
Su Yue reluctantly glanced at the crazy-looking [Hongying] and [Jiuhua Yulu Wan], and turned off the computer reluctantly.
You can't afford to hurt a child who loves to play games and fights back with a handicap.
In a blink of an eye, after school was over on Friday, Su Yue said goodbye to Boss Liu and the others, and took the bus home with Du Yu.He wore a white earphone along the way, and he was so handsome that many girls secretly looked at him.
"Hey, you said you have such a cheap mouth, will the beautiful girls who chase you want to kill you when you talk." Du Yu poked him.
"Shut up, can you be a quiet and handsome man?" Su Yue glanced at him.
Du Yu smiled obscenely: "Hey."
Soon, Du Yu arrived at the station and got off the bus.
Su Yue got out of the car soon.
To be honest, Su Yue doesn't like his home very much.Su Yue's father, Su Xu, has a bad temper. Su Yue and his sister, Su Ying, talk carefully every day, fearing that his father will be beaten to death if they say something that will make his father unhappy. His mother, Li Fang, also ignores them both. , as if there were no such two people in the family. The couple seemed to wish that Su Yue would grow up quickly and take his sister away.
The family doesn't feel like a home. Fortunately, Su Yue's school has to live on campus, and he goes back two days a week. Xiao Shi is so worried every Friday. If it weren't for Su Ying at home, he would rather sleep on the street than go back.
Fortunately, he also has a beautiful, obedient, well-behaved and sensible sister (1 compliments omitted below), which prevented Su Yue from completely embarking on the road to a newspaper office.
When the car arrived at the station, Su Yue walked home slowly, and saw his sister sitting on a park bench waiting for him from a long distance away.
"Su Ying!" Su Yue waved at her.
"Brother!" Su Ying put it into his arms like a small firecracker.
Su Yue is seventeen this year, and his sister is nine years younger than him, only eight years old. Just as Du Yu said, Su Ying is nothing like him, she looks like a pancake, but Su Yue is not at all. Disgusted, but doted on his sister.
Su Yue touched her head affectionately.
Su Ying said: "Brother, you are back. The two at home are quarreling again, and they are arguing for a divorce."
Li Fang and Su Xu quarreled about getting a divorce every day. After more than ten years of arguing, they still didn't get divorced. Su Yue didn't take it seriously. He hugged Su Ying, who was dying (...), Said: "They always say they want a divorce, let them quarrel. Yingying, brother will take you out to play tomorrow, you can go wherever you want."
Su Ying blinked: "Really?"
Su Yue: "Well, when did I lie to you?"
Su Ying stretched out her hand to pull his hair, and said, "Then I'm going to the playground to play! Brother, you take me by bike."
Su Yue said cheerfully: "Okay! When the time comes, we will call Du Yu to go with us!"
Su Ying pouted: "No, I hate that dead black skin the most!"
Su Yue couldn't laugh or cry, Su Ying didn't know why, she had been at odds with Du Yu since she was a child, the two would hurt each other when they met, sometimes Su Ying would stretch out her claws to scratch him.
He had no choice but to say: "Okay, just the two of us."
Su Ying smiled and hugged his neck.
Although Su Ying was only eight years old, she was an out-and-out chubby boy. Su Yue couldn't hold her after walking for a while, so he had to put her down again and took her hand to walk.
The sun gently shone on the earth, casting a layer of golden luster on everything. The tall and handsome black-haired boy was holding the hand of the chubby man next to him and walking slowly towards home, looking extremely warm.
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