On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

The next day, Su Bai took Su Yue to meet Lu Zi.

Lu Zi was sitting in Rebecca's office, looking very bad, she refused to look up, her eyes were swollen into walnuts from crying, there were two big dark circles on her face, and her hair was messed up.

Su Bai put the cute artifact Xiaoyi's children's shoes into Lu Zi's arms, then sat down opposite her, and said with a smile, "Xiao Zi, do you still remember me?"

Su Yue: Xiao Zi sounds so scolding...

Hearing Su Bai's voice, Lu Zi raised her head bluntly, looked at Su Bai stupidly for a long time, then lowered her head stupidly to look at the fluffy pup in her arms, as if she didn't react.

However, just when Su Bai was about to inquire again, she suddenly let out a wail, then threw herself into Su Bai's arms and cried bitterly.

"Su Bai, woo woo, why are you here, woo woo, I'm so scared..."

Su Bai was almost thrown off the chair by her sudden pounce, it took him a long time to stabilize his balance, he patted Lu Zi on the head, and said gently: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you. "

Then Lu Zi cried even harder.

Su Yue: "...Help, help! I'm about to be squeezed to death by these two idiots!"

Rebecca covered her mouth and giggled.

Su Bai patted his shoulder and poured coffee, it took a long time for Lu Zi to calm down, when Lu Zi let go of Su Bai's arm, he couldn't help secretly heaving a sigh of relief.

Damn, finally let go, I'm about to break my arm, bastard!It must be broken!

Rebecca on the side sat on a chair and said with a smile: "Su Bai is a very strong demon exorcist and has a high reputation. He is the most suitable person to be your bodyguard. He will fight with you until he catches the murderer." Together, and Shen Changge is also very strong, he will assist Su Bai, so don't be afraid, Xiao Zi."

Lu Zi has liked Su Bai for a long time. When she heard that Su Bai had become her bodyguard, she was so dazed by this big pie that fell from the sky that she even forgot to cry, and her dead father was also thrown out by her. In his mind, he was so happy that he could hardly speak, so he could only answer Rebecca's question.

And when Rebecca said "Su Bai will go to school with you for your personal protection", Lu Zi almost howled.

In this way, Su Bai became Lu Zi's personal bodyguard, and Shen Changge became Su Bai's subordinate.

And Su Yue, hehe, he has become a professional cute artifact, the kind that can be touched casually without money.

Su Yue: I'm almost bald, okay? !

Su Bai: Mie hahaha, the feeling of having a government employee's younger brother is so refreshing, isn't it!

Lu Zi: The male god became my bodyguard! ! !It can't feel so good!

Shen Changge: The captain has two idiots and a cute dog here, ask for salary, and give me two bags of dog food, the most expensive kind (>^w^<) woof!

Z College is the best school in City Z. There are two campuses in this school, the junior high school and the high school. Compared with the colleges in other cities, this school is really bad. There are dilapidated campuses and teaching equipment that can be called antiques, but there are still many people who have sharpened their heads and want to come here to study.

Lu Zi's family is very rich, there is no doubt about it, you must know that not everyone can afford bodyguards and live in a manor villa, and after his father died and his sister disappeared, all the things in this family belonged to Lu Zi. purple all.

When Lu Zi heard that Su Bai could go to school with her, she didn't hesitate to pay for Su Bai to go to school again.

Of course, Su Bai's disastrous report card in the entrance examination made her a little difficult to deal with, but it's not a problem, there is a male god as my bodyguard, and a cute dog to play with me , it couldn't be better (⊙w⊙).

Su Bai obediently followed Lu Zi and ran around, while Su Yue chased after him with his short legs. Su Bai put on a face of a sunny man who was easy to get along with, and along the way provoked a bunch of people. The little girl yelled, but Su Yue didn't even need to put on an expression, and the little girl yelled and took out her mobile phone to take pictures of him.

Su Yue: "Bahahaha, although it's embarrassing to be a dog, but the charm of my uncle has not been diminished at all! The limelight is higher than the protagonist hahaha o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

On the one hand, Lu Zi was very displeased that her male god was seen by others, on the other hand, she was very happy that her male god was so popular, and her whole body became tangled. tone.

How dare you look at my old lady's male god!Kill you every minute! ! !

Su Bai didn't have so many thoughts. He looked at the shadows cast by the trees planted on both sides of the campus path, smelled the slightly unpleasant smell of printed ink in the air, and listened to the idiots sitting in the classroom. Say something, just like stuttering reading, suddenly remembered Jiu Lianqiu who was waiting for him to bring his tuition back.

Damn it, Jiu Lianqiu, the little bitch, after I finish the task and pay her the tuition fee, if she doesn't study hard and can't get into the university, she must punch her hard face to vent her anger!

Thinking of this, Su Bai became more enthusiastic about the benefactor who could bring him 30 yuan, and even reached out to help her carry her schoolbag.

Damn 30!He has never collected so much money in his life, Su Bai, who has been struggling on the food and clothing line, looked at Lu Zi with eyes full of love! ! !

And Lu Zi was even happier, and her heart frantically swiped the screen: Awwhhhhhhh! ! !The male god helped me carry the (schoolbag) bag! ! ! ! ! ! !Oooooowowowowowowowowow, Mr. Su Bai has carried (the schoolbag) bag for my old lady! ! ! ! ! !God! ! ! ! ! !

No matter how many exclamation points are enough to express the inner excitement of this model girl among nympho girls, she lowered her head for fear that her schoolbag would see her overly excited face, and tried her best to calm herself down: Oh hahahaha, no matter what The male god is not interested in him, and just talking about this matter can make many people go crazy with envy, envy and hatred, okay? ! !

Su Yue: "Cai Min is really enough! Do you have the consciousness to be the protagonist, bastard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

The two walked towards the teaching building together with a dog. No one noticed the girl in white under the shadow of a tree by the side of the path.

"Are you willing?" Someone chuckled in her ear, "Would you be willing to see everything that should belong to you being taken away by others? If it were me, I would want to take that person's skin and bone away." , let her die without a burial place, and her soul cannot find peace!"

"Are you willing? Seeing Su Bai following that person, she is the only one in your eyes. Ah, yes, maybe Su Bai has already forgotten you. After all, you are just that person's older sister, and you are just the same as Su Bai." face to face."

"No, I'm not reconciled." The girl thought, "Obviously I was born first, and my father's love originally belonged to me. Since she came, everything has changed! I'm not reconciled, obviously, it's me The Su Bai I met first..."

The girl let out a silent laugh, repeating it over and over again in a voice that no one could hear except herself.

"Everything about her should be mine, and everything she got should be mine. I want to take it back! Absolutely want to take it back!!!"

She glared fiercely at Lu Zi who was walking beside the young man, her eyes were full of killing intent.

Absolutely want to take it back! ! !

On the other hand, Lu Zi had no idea of ​​the murderous intent coming towards him, while Su Bai didn't realize it at all because he imagined his happy life after getting 30 yuan.

Only Su Yue discovered the existence of Hongming under the prompt of the system.

Hey, my mother is so sick and so scary, come and take me home!

Su Bai stood on the podium, with the face of a little girl who is obsessed with life (maybe she also fascinated many little boys), introducing himself to the future students below, and looked at the beautiful teacher affectionately. A few glances.

Then, under the strong request of Lu Zi and Su Bai, the two successfully became the same table.

The homeroom teacher's resistance to handsome guys and cute pets is pitiful. She is like a reincarnated tigress of Yasha Ji on weekdays. She didn't even care about Su Bai sleeping soundly in her class, and allowed Su Yue to sleep under her desk. , and even helped him make a nest!

So Su Bai slept on the table all day, and Su Yue slept under the desk all day.

Su Yue: "Except for the teacher's loud voice, everything else is pretty good (＾－＾)v

And when school was over, Su Yue was surrounded by a bunch of little boys and girls, and almost got bald. As for Su Bai, who has been trying to seduce the little girls, (~￣▽￣)～Cute pet the current male god Get off!

After school that night, Su Bai took his little brother (￣_￣), a team member, and his nympho fan, a cute artifact, and embarked on the great journey to conquer the first floor of the supermarket (no)! ! !

Su Bai: "My friends! All kinds of vegetables and fruits in the supermarket are waiting for us! ヾ(°°)"

Su Bai stood at the entrance of the supermarket, posing as a superman.

Shen Changge silently stretched out his hands to cover his face: "..."

Kuai likes to drag this idiot around, he has simply lowered the IQ of the entire city!How embarrassing to walk with him! ! !

Lu Zi: "Oh, oh, oh, my male god can't be so cute, and the camera, I love to bring the camera!!!"

Shen Changge: "..."

Hehe, you two idiots.

Jiu Lianqiu also silently covered her face with her hand: "Hehe, there is an idiot and an idiot fan here, and it feels like the air is filled with the smell of idiots."

Su Bai: "...Jiu Lianqiu and our friendship for so many years are in vain, can't you even say a nice word, so heartbroken _(:3」∠)_. "

Shen Changge: "..."

Hehe, now there are three idiots.

Lu Zi: "It's so ungentle! God, get rid of her and throw her into my warm embrace!"

Jiu Lianqiu made a mocking face: "Hehe."

Shen Changge's face was paralyzed: "Hehe."

Su Bai smiled and said, "Ah, I'm very happy to be invited by the beauty." After finishing speaking, he gave Lu Zi an affectionate (not) glance.

Shen Changge finally couldn't bear it anymore, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, his face was paralyzed and his face broke instantly.

Su Yue held his head high in the shopping cart. As the only normal person (not) among this group of idiots, he said that he had a high IQ and was too lazy to despise them.

A few days later, Su Bai and Shen Changge received Rebecca's order to go to Yuhai Villa to look for Lu Yue's trace. According to the investigation team, after leaving Yuhai Villa, Lu Yue returned to the villa again and killed many local residents.

Because the mission was very dangerous, Su Yue kept showing off his cuteness and Su Bai refused to take him with him again. In desperation, Su Yue had to secretly follow the two to the mission location.

The little tracker, Uncle Su, quietly followed behind Su Bai, he was so scared that he would die, if it wasn't for the mission, he would not have come to this ghostly place, as long as he thought of seeing a dead body, he would feel chills all over his body.

He shrank behind the stone lion at the door, watching Su Bai push open the door of the villa building in fear, and then...

volume two, end

then……

What the hell is this? Hey (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ the scene of the horror movie that was promised, bastard! The big white steamed buns all over the floor are crazy!!! I did all the way for nothing Get ready!!! Come out of the system! I want to talk to you about life!!!

That's right, at the scene of the crime, there were no horrible things like corpses and blood, only a few steamed buns thrown on the ground!

Jiabo snorted: "<(￣v￣)/Isn't it because you are too timid to bear the pressure? The system took your young heart into consideration and mosaiced all the corpses on the ground for you. Later, I thought After thinking about it, I think the mosaic doesn’t quite fit the theme of this mission, so I replaced it with big white steamed buns for you. How about it? Don’t you have an appetite? How about replacing it with cream cake next time? Bahahaha, Ben Da The Demon King is indeed gifted and intelligent! Wisdom and courage! <(￣︶￣)>”

Su Yue: "I don't want to eat steamed buns for the rest of my life, please let me go!"

Naturally, what Su Bai and the others saw was not this, and the two of them were startled by the blood on the ground.

Shen Changge took out his gun and said to Su Bai: "We have cleared the scene of the crime. These people are new victims. The monster that hurt people may still be around. Be careful!"

Su Bai put Su Yue down, nodded, drew out a knife, and the two walked in cautiously.Su Yue followed Su Bai's butt with a bitter face, feeling that he was not well, and he had to become a little expert at blocking guns at the critical moment, he was so tired that he didn't love him.

Su Bai and Shen Changge were not sure whether the enemy was still there, so they walked in cautiously.In the living room, there were seven or eight corpses lying here and there. All of them were fatally shot. There was a big hole in their chest and their hearts were missing.

In addition to the corpses on the ground, dozens of corpses were lined up like bacon and hung on the wall facing the gate. They were covered with wounds, and the wounds were rolled up. The appearance of death was very miserable.The blood dripped down their bodies, dyeing the expensive red carpet on the ground into a frightening black red, which made people feel horrified.

Su Bai and Shen Changge were all so nervous that their muscles tensed up. Looking at the corpses of these victims, Su Bai couldn't help but hate and said, "If I want to catch this heart-eating demon, I must chop him into two pieces! "

Shen Changge's eyes were also red.

As for Su Yue, looking at the big white steamed buns all over the floor, he was full of complaints and only hehe was left.

At this tense moment, many red petals suddenly fell from the sky, scattered all over the ground, and there was a faint fragrance of cherry blossoms in the air. Several people looked up at the ceiling at the same time, and saw countless petals flying over the living room from all directions. Condensed into a human form, and then a girl in white appeared from the petals.

The girl looks very good-looking, her skin is white and thin like fat, her long hair is as black as midnight, her lips are vermilion, and her figure is slender. If she hadn't appeared in such a weird scene, many people would have bowed down to her pomegranate skirt.

Su Bai recognized the girl all of a sudden, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Lu Yue!"

Lu Yue's eyes were empty, without any expression, she was muttering songs that Su Bai could not understand, with a weird smile on her face.

"It's great that you came to accompany me. I've been waiting for you for a long time. I've been here every day waiting for your arrival. I know you are like this. You and I have a heart-to-heart connection. The two of you are like the poem said. There are no colorful phoenixes and two flying butterflies, and they have a good understanding..." The girl in white slowly fell to the ground, she stood barefoot in the blood all over the ground, looking extremely strange.

Su Yue: "If I go and ignore the big white steamed buns all over the floor, there is a difference between this and a ghost movie. If you want to fight, you can fight. I don't know if the villain died because of talking too much."

Naturally, Lu Yue didn't know about Su Yue's complaints. She babbled for a long time, and her chattering level was comparable to Tang Seng's.

"...Ah, dear, I love you deeply! You are like a fire in that winter. The blazing flame ignited my heart, making me at a loss for what to do, and finally fell in love with you... ...Ah, my dear...”

Su Yue: "Fuck, can it be done? Bastard, did you talk so much about the monster who made a deal with you?! Made?! You ruined the image of the villain *oss in my mind! I will return to you in the future! How to face up to the two professions of the protagonist and the villain (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Fortunately, Lu Yue didn't talk for long. After she chatted for an hour and 15 minutes, Shen Changge, who couldn't stand the cruel chatter anymore, shot her angrily, and beat her like a sieve with n guns.

Su Yue, Su Bai, Shen Changge, and the big white steamed buns all over the floor: "Fuck, I'm finally saved."

Su Yue: "Damn, is it really okay to talk so much, this girl must be good at Chinese ←←.

By the way, what about the little expert who blocked the gun? !The said sick girl, snake spirit and sick girl is very scary, so why is the real villain *oss in this world at the SSS level of danger? !The agreed player has a 70.00% chance of triggering the skills [devotion] and [pull hatred]? !The promised task is too difficult? !Is it really okay for the system to scare me half to death every time and arrange a funny boss for me at critical moments! ! !

The true villain *oss in this world was given away by someone who is not the protagonist, and the bloody plot arranged by the system in which the loyal dog Xiaoyi jumps out and bravely blocks the attack when the protagonist is in danger did not appear, which made the system seem very dissatisfied.

Since Su Yue came back from Yuhai Villa that day, it has been giving Su Yue daily tasks. What is it to show cuteness to 24 people within 100 hours and get the "really cute" praise? Buy high-quality dog ​​food for 100 yuan, why go to Tata to work with the owner and attract 100 female customers for the owner, what go to kill monsters with the owner and successfully trigger skill mutations and other weird tasks one after another Once, the mission was to ask Su Yue to go to the supermarket to act cute and take away a bag of dog food without spending a penny.

Isn't this a scam? !Su Yue grew bigger and bigger with the passage of time. Although he was still furry, he was obviously not as cute as before. He began to become "handsome" and stronger. His claws were thick and big, and his sharp teeth could crush bricks. Cherry Blossom Street NO.17 All monsters within a radius of one mile were under the jurisdiction of Su Yue, and he became an out-and-out leader of monsters.

Ever since Su Yue started to grow up like taking hormones, Jiulianqiu, Lu Zirui, Beika and others would babble every day when they saw him, saying that he was not as cute as before, and even Su Bai refused to let him sleep in the bed again. On the bed, Su Yue felt that his young heart had been greatly hurt.

A year passed in a blink of an eye, and the system did not send out any more main missions until one day Rebecca came to NO.17 Sakura Street, and she said that she hoped that Su Bai could become a member of the Special Operations Division.

Su Bai refused.

The guy who has always been fooling around said very disdainfully: "You guys eat your salary every day and don't do human affairs. If you encounter something, you have to ask our demon masters to do it. If I join you, my fame in my life will be ruined." It's all ruined, this uncle is going to become the strongest demon exorcist, you should go back and take your gang of team members to wash and sleep."

When he said this, Su Yue complained that he couldn't even afford to eat and pretended to be aloof. He just thought that he was a little famous now, and the salary of the Special Operations Department was low, and he couldn't match him if he worked for a month. entrusted.

This guy with the name of the protagonist but no brains of the protagonist has never thought that he has not received a commission for two months.

What a shame.

<task 5>

[System]: Players are invited to [The Most Handsome Nanny Hanging the Sky] to follow the protagonist to cast down demons and slay demons, and witness that the protagonist has become a world-famous demon slayer.

Task reward: 1000 gold, <Task 17 completed>, return to the present world for ten days, title of <Sakura Street NO.[-]>, system privilege upgrade.

Su Yue looked at the system prompt and couldn't help but let out a long breath.

I can finally go back.

Damn, I don’t know how difficult it is for a dog to be a dog. I run around on all fours every day. I don’t have hands to use, and my dog’s mouth can’t speak human words. If I want to complain, I can only vomit to myself or Jiabo. After more than a year, he felt that he was not well. When he went back, he must treat the pug at the little fat man next door's house better, tat.

After Su Bai rejected Rebecca's invitation, he finally started to make progress.

During the day, he led Su Yue to work part-time at Tata, and at night he led Su Yue to run around the streets to pick up commissions. He took on all kinds of tasks just like the Wanshiwu in Yinfuma, and finally saved enough tuition fees to pay nine Lianqiu was sent to school.

The school fees in this era are terribly high, and you have to pay 1 yuan per month. Su Yue just started to follow Su Bai to accept commissions every day, and then started to work alone, becoming the world's first monster slayer and making money. Raising a super dog for the family, being a dog is also very hard work.

After a few years like this, Su Bai gradually became famous for his good service attitude and high task completion rate. He began to entrust many large tasks to him. , Su Bai became a world-famous exorcist.

Jiu Lianqiu went to a well-known university in the country, and became Su Bai's agent after graduation. The two of them thought of ways to complete the task, and the other thought of ways to make more money, and finally squeezed into the richest man list.

Although the early stage rate deviates slightly, the real villain *oss of this side of the world died honorably not long after he made his debut, but it is considered complete.

[System]: Congratulations to [The Most Handsome Nanny Hanging Zhatian] for completing <Mission 5>. After 24 hours, the player will end his fantasy journey in this world. Please be prepared.

He could see his dear little Yingying again.

Even after staying here for decades, without worrying about eating and drinking every day, without going to school, without listening to Li Fang and Su Xu's quarrels, Su Yue is still not used to this kind of life. The longer he stays here, the better everyone treats him, the better he will be Feel unreal.

He is just a passer-by in their lives, and he doesn't know when he will leave.

Now that the mission was over, he felt himself becoming real.

There are people waiting for me, so I have to go back!

Just like last time, Su Yue followed Su Bai's ass for several hours, and gave Jiu Lianqiu another cherry blossom as a farewell.

With four long (...) long legs, he ran to the park where Su Bai was always lazy, and rolled under the cherry blossom tree with his head held high.

Countless pink petals fluttered down on his head. Although he was no longer the cute little guy he was back then, there were still girls who took out their cameras to take pictures of him.

In the photo, a ray of sunlight casts from the branches and leaves of the flower tree, a tall and mighty wolf dog squats under the cherry blossom tree, and the fluttering cherry blossoms fall on his head, looking extremely warm.

Just like the shop waiter in ancient times, no one knows that there is actually a human soul in this dog's body. He complains about his max skills, and he is still an out-and-out sister-in-law.

He is just a passerby.

<Task 17>: [Sakura Street NO.[-]], over.