Chapter 12

Su Yue sat on the seat by the window in the teahouse, looked out of the window with one hand on his chin, and heard the countdown from the system.

"Ten, nine, eight, seven... three, two, one, the teleportation begins."

He only felt that everything in front of him gradually became blurred and distorted, and then turned into blue light spots, and then dissipated little by little. When he came back to his senses, he had already come to the space of the main god.

Everything seemed to be the same as it was before he left, such as the ceiling above his head with electric light flowing, such as... Mr. Japo Curtis floating in front of his eyes.

The ceiling is still so unscientific, and the Great Demon King is still so "handsome".

What a joy.

Jiabo Curtis pointed his nostrils to the sky, and pointed at Su Yue's forehead with his invisible chin: "Stupid human being, congratulations on completing the first mission [A Drunk Jianghu Thirty Spring, How Can You Get a Book Sword?] Xie Hongchen】, get a system reward of [-] gold, return to the present world for ten days, the title of <One Drunk River and Lake Thirty Springs, How Can I Get the Book and Sword to Jie Hongchen>, and the system privilege upgrade.

You can choose the upgrade direction of system permissions, such as giving you task tracking, maps, player attribute tables, etc. that ordinary online games have, or you can choose money, gold and silver in reality, or you can instantly become a martial arts master. Yes, you can think about it slowly. "

Su Yue thought for a long time holding the thing like a handheld game console that Jiabo gave him before, and finally chose to upgrade the first permission.

In reality, there is no such thing as money, gold and silver, and martial arts masters are not very reliable. Thinking of his painful experience of wandering in a broken forest for a long time in order to find Xu Yuan, he still feels that choosing the first one.

[System]: Ding——the system privilege has been upgraded, congratulations to the player [the most handsome nanny hangs the sky], from now on, as long as you read the [Guiding System] silently in the main god space and game space, <Heaven's Wrath> will appear in front of you game window.

Su Yue had already despaired of this unscientific world, he silently recited "guidance system" in his heart, and sure enough, the window of heaven's anger popped up in front of him.He called up the character, which showed his miniature figure in a green shirt, with a character attribute table next to it.

【The most handsome nurse hangs in the sky】

Sex: Male

Occupation: to be determined

Age: 17 years old

lucky: b

Identity: a game player who points back

Appearance: 89 points, plus [-] points when acting aggressive.

Force value: When equipped with bricks, the force value is 55 points, when equipped with iron water pipes, the force value is 70 points, [brother] adds 10 points nearby, and [sister] adds [99999] points nearby.

Evaluation: Terrible runaway girl control, pretentious skills max, handsome skills max, sarcasm skills max.

Character relationship: Jiabo [pretending to fly together] favorability degree 99999

Su Ying [kiss little sister] favorability max,

Du Yu [good gay friend] has a favorability score of 80,

Xu Yuan【Good gay friend】favorability degree 70,

System [hehehe] Favorability 10

Su Yue: "..."

What the hell is that evaluation I went to!What is a point back player? !What is runaway girl control? !What is pretending to be handsome and making fun of max? Hey! ! !And Jiabo and I don't have such a good relationship with you! ! !

Having been together for several years, Su Yue found out that although Jiabo is a messy instructor, in fact his only usefulness is to complain and make troubles and gloat, which is completely useless! ! !

The veins on Su Yue's forehead popped up, and it took a long time to suppress it.

He turned his head and said to Jiabo who had a domineering and cool look on his face, "Didn't you say that I have ten days to return to reality, when can I go back?"

Jiabo pointed to a crooked circle not far from him that seemed to be drawn with chalk, and said, "Hey, just stand up a little bit."

Su Yue walked over, looked at the circle, and didn't know what to say.

He stood on it with a sad face.

The next moment, a familiar computer game screen appeared in front of his eyes.

The villain on the game screen had been tortured to death, and a bunch of zombie priests stepped on the villain's face and ran back and forth.

The time, the date, is still the day he left.

He heard Su Ying's earth-shattering snoring, and Li Fang and Su Xu's arguing outside the door.

At that moment, Su Yue almost cried.

I'm back, Yingying.

I will finish the task as soon as possible, and by that time, I will never leave again.

Even though he has been in the game for several years, he still clearly remembers everything that happened the day before he came to the space of the Lord God, such as the words he quarreled with Du Yu, and Boss Liu in the game. The recruitment information sent out, such as... He promised Su Ying to go to the playground with her.

For so many years, every day lying on the cold and hard ancient bed, looking at the dark roof, he would think about these things over and over again.

He was afraid that he would forget these.

Well, I'm back again...

Su Yue turned off the computer, rescued Su Ying who had wrapped herself in the quilt again into an egg roll, then climbed onto the bed lightly, and let out a long breath.

Yingying, good night.

In the end, he didn't sleep for a long time, when he was woken up by Li Fang and Su Xu's quarrel outside, the black-haired boy who was severely deprived of sleep let out a long sigh, and woke up his sister who was sleeping sideways on him, in a daze She got up, yawned and got dressed, and finally pulled her around the battlefield between the husband and wife, and arrived at the bathroom safely.

He turned on the tap and washed his face with cold water. Su Ying stood beside him and brushed his teeth.

I haven't seen her for several years, but Su Yue's thinking is bad. Looking at his sister, he feels that this brat is good in everything, perfect in everything.

The eight-year-old chubby ball muttered and complained, toothpaste froth splashed everywhere and stuck on the mirror: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. .”

Su Yue was very speechless and wiped the toothpaste foam on the mirror with toilet paper, and then slapped her on the head: "Don't just talk like Kagura."

Su Ying stuck out her tongue at him: "I like Kagu chili sauce the most."

Su Yue helped his forehead helplessly.

Help: My younger sister is completely brainwashed by Yin, what should I do, urgent!Wait online! ! !

Li Fang and Su Xu are still arguing.

Su Yue found that he had the potential to become a shaker, because he hadn't seen these two people for a few years, and felt that even their quarrel was not so annoying, but he still missed it a little bit==.

For decades, these two people have always insisted on not giving up, honed their words all day long, and humbly asked neighbors and residents upstairs and downstairs about the methods and terms, using the language of shrews and the momentum of speeches in front of the rostrum , taking defeating the opponent to win as the highest pursuit of the highest goal, and his spirit spread like a spring breeze to every corner of the entire community, making people dumbfounded, unbelievable, and daunting. They are really two peerless strange people.

I saw these two people sitting on one side of the coffee table and the other on the other side of the coffee table, one with his hands folded around his chest, and the other with his hands in his pockets. Wriggling rapidly, the saliva star was shining under the warm sunlight, and the trajectory can be clearly seen by people - all fell on the coffee table in the middle...

When Su Yue and Su Ying thought of the fruit and melon seed candies that were placed on the tea table on weekdays, they suddenly felt that they were not well.

How the hell does this make me look at that coffee table in the future? Hey!Can it still work!Can you still have fun!Enough is enough for you two! ! !

Su Yue couldn't stand it anymore, he sneaked back to his room, took out all the private money, and then quietly escaped from the house with his sister.

saved!He breathed the warm air outside, stretched his waist greatly, he still hadn't forgotten the promise with his sister, turned his head and asked Su Ying: "Yingying, where are we going today?"

Su Ying snorted, and waved her fat hand: "Go shopping! I want to eat KFC McDonald's Dexter! I also want to go to the amusement park! Let's go! Go to the goal!"

Su Yue rolled out the bicycle dumbfounded, and took the overweight pancake to ride to the playground.

When he arrived at the amusement park, Su Yue dragged his little sister around to play. Su Ying was eight years old, just the age at which cats and dogs would dislike her. She wanted to play with everything she saw. When she saw a pirate ship rushing forward, Pulling Su Yue forward, Su Yue was most afraid of this, how dare she let her go up, picked up the little fat man and ran away, and finally bought an oversized ice cream to divert her attention.

Not long after, the little devil Su Ying saw the merry-go-round again and insisted that her brother go up with her. Su Yue sat on top of the colorfully painted wooden horse, dumbfounded, and circled around with a group of little kids who couldn't reach his waist.

Just when he wanted to cover his face and hide, he saw Du Yu wearing a bear costume not far away.

At that moment, Su Yue didn't know whether to laugh at Du Yu for actually running out to sell balloons in a bear costume, or to mourn for three minutes of silence for the destruction of his wise life.

As we all know, Du Yu has been chasing a girl named Song Mei recently. With the help of Su Yue, he got Song Mei's phone number, QQ, home address and hobbies, as well as the birthday of Song Mei.

This is very worrying for Mr. Du Haipi.In his 18 years as a vicious male public enemy who bickered with others all day long, he never once went up to chase his girlfriend, and all girls chased him, wanting to buy a necklace for Song Mei He didn't dare to ask his father to borrow money. The inexperienced Mr. Du Heipi had no money and no brains, so he had no choice but to go to the playground to buy balloons.

He was wearing a kawaii bear costume that didn't fit his style at all, he was hot like a dog sticking out his tongue, and finally earned 100 yuan, he was sitting on a chair eating ice cream, but when he turned his head, he saw They met Su Yue, who was sitting on the merry-go-round in a petrified state, and Su Ying, who was on the carousel next to Su Yue, who was about to crush the public facilities.

Du Yu: "...I made a big mess!"

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