On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 1

Late summer and early autumn.

It is said that it is golden autumn and September, but there is no autumn atmosphere here. The sun still spares no effort to shine and emit heat, baking the earth so hot.

The last wave of autumn cicadas lay listlessly on the tree, making a few piercing and monotonous calls from time to time. Its calls were not as pleasant as those written in the textbooks. Feel the noise again.

It was lunch time at this time, most of the students went to the cafeteria for lunch, there were very few people on the playground, only one or two young couples were sitting near the rostrum making out.Su Yue was lying alone in the grove beside the playground, looking at the gray sky through the sparse and yellow leaves, and fell asleep after a while.

Just when he was about to fight with Duke Zhou for [-] rounds, there was the sound of rather clumsy footsteps, followed by a unique "smell" of canteen food, a handsome boy kicked Ye Ye walked up to him cursingly, carrying two boxes of lunch in her hand.

"Hurry up and eat, my uncle, I spent a lot of money to treat guests today. Kung Pao chicken and fried chicken drumsticks are all your favourites."

This person is Su Yue's neighbor, upper bunk and best friend, named Du Yu. Pants grow up.

Su Yue sat up slowly, rubbed his eyes, yawned and took apart a pair of disposable chopsticks, then opened the lunch box, staring blankly at the lunch box in silence for a while.

"Hehe, I do like Kung Pao Chicken and fried chicken, but that doesn't mean I like to eat Kung Pao Chicken and fried chicken at school." As he spoke, he picked up the rice from the lunch box with extremely rough and crooked chopsticks. He took out half a carrot, frowned and said: "Is this for people to eat? A whole carrot is cut and thrown into the pot. There are blood streaks on the chicken, and there are more peppers than vegetables. It's safe to kill for money, I might as well eat Kang Shoujiao's instant noodles after eating this, at least I don't have to worry about eating to death."

As he said that, he threw the lunch box aside with a look of disgust, "Tell me, why are you so kind to treat guests today? What else do you need me for?"

Du Yu glared: "How do you talk, we have been friends for 15 years since we were young! How come I treat you to a meal and have a bad intention!"

"Hehe, the last time you invited me to dinner, you asked me to help you fight, and you ended up hanging me on a bottle for three days in the hospital, have you forgotten that? Didn't you ask me to help you when you invited me to dinner since I was a child? "

Du Yu chuckled and scratched his head: "Tsk, you still know me, hey, do you still remember the tall girl who presented awards to me at the sports meeting last time?"

Su Yue raised his eyebrows: "Remember, Song Mei, right? You fucking dragged me to talk about her for two months, and you haven't gotten it after chasing for so long. How could you not remember?" He stood up and took a picture Patting the dirt on his body, "What's the matter, do you want me to give you advice?"

Du Yu rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Hey, aren't you a school girl? Changing girlfriends is more frequent than changing clothes. I'm learning from you."

"You're so stupid, organize a party, call a group of people, call Bai Yueguang in your heart together, and then send a bouquet of 99 flowers to confess to her in front of a group of people, how can she not agree? "

"Fuck, you are indeed a man who has lived among thousands of flowers, but you must not go that day. Once you go, who will still love me." Du Yu's eyes lit up.

"Damn, who said that brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes, throw them away after use, what about your face, Du Yu!"

"Oh, it's okay to be short of hands and feet, but I absolutely can't run naked on the street without clothes, right?" Du Yu laughed, turned his head and ran away.

"I'll go!" Su Yue yelled angrily, chased after Du Yu with his schoolbag in his hand, and threw his hands on Du Yu's shoulder at the same time. I can't chase Song Mei for the rest of my life, and I'll be a bachelor for the rest of my life."

"How could it be! Young master, I am so handsome and rich, how could I not be able to catch up with her!" Du Yu said cheerfully, "Besides, there is still you, as my dog-headed military adviser and think tank, how could your idea fail? !"

Su Yue strangled his neck and said with a smile: "Young poor, who is your dog-headed military adviser! I will not help you."

The two returned to the dormitory after arguing and fighting, and as soon as they entered the door, there was a smell of healthy and stinky feet.The other four people in the dormitory put together the bookcases and sat around the bookcases, looking devoutly at the bowl of instant noodles in front of them.

"Hey, why do you eat instant noodles? Share a bag with me." Su Yue threw the schoolbag on the bed and approached the four of them.

"Hehe, I'm already desperate for the food in the cafeteria, and the food outside is too expensive. I can only eat instant noodles for ten yuan, so I have to eat instant noodles. You two didn't eat either? There are still two packs in the cabinet , you and Du Yu should eat, there are classes in the afternoon, and if you don’t eat now, you will be hungry until [-] o’clock in the evening.” The boss Liu Hong glanced at him, and pointed to the door of his cabinet. "Kangshoujiao Beef Noodles with Sauerkraut, you deserve it!"

Liu Hong is the head of the dormitory. He is an idiot who fights very hard. Although he is only eighteen, he looks a little anxious. He looks like a twenty-eight.

Du Yu opened the cabinet, took out the last two packs of instant noodles from the instant noodle box, and clicked twice: "There are only two packs left. It's only the fourth day of school, and I've finished one box of instant noodles? You, the head of the school, don't worry." Eating instant noodles all the time doesn’t make it so fast!”

"Damn it, if it weren't for you fucking eating instant noodles from me every day, I would be able to eat so fast? Shut your mouth and eat your instant noodles!"

Du Yu shut up obediently.

Su Yue slowly picked up the thermos, took out two sausages from the cabinet, unpacked the instant noodles and soaked them, put his own bookcase together with the others', and waited for the instant noodles to soak.

The already small room was squeezed by these five book boxes and six old men, and it seemed even smaller.

Du Yu was too lazy to make noodles, so he opened the bag and ate them.

"Are you wasting delicious food?" Zhu Li glanced at him, "The deliciousness of Kang Shoujiao will only be fully revealed after soaking it. You will make Kang Shoujiao feel sad!"

"Hehe, Juliet, close your mouth and open your eyes!" Du Yu raised his eyebrows.

"Fuck! Du Yu, come here and I promise I won't beat you to death!" Zhu Li stood up "scrambling" and wanted to hit him through the box.

Zhu Li grows up so big, what he hates the most is that people make jokes about his small eyes and name, no matter who it is, as soon as someone mentions it, he will immediately turn into a firecracker, and it will be a hit.

Several people around hurriedly pulled him back. Of course, they were not afraid that the two of them would be injured in a fight, but that they would overturn their instant noodles when they fought.

"Crap! Juliet's dormitory manager is going to make rounds soon, you definitely don't want to lure him here, right! Calm down Kuaiai, if you get caught fighting, the whole dormitory will be fined to run around!" Wang Xiaochui Grab him.

Uncle dormitory manager, surnamed Lu, nicknamed Old Donkey by others, although he is only a dormitory manager, he is the most vicious person in z city z, not one of them, not even the gangsters in the 208 dormitory dare to provoke him of.

"I hate your mother, Wang Xiaochui, who do you call Juliet! I'll kill you!!!" Zhu Li roared violently, throwing herself on Wang Xiaochui's fat body.

Wang Xiaochui is a fat man. Su Yue once said to Du Yu: I am worried that he will get stuck on the gate of the school. If the gate is broken, we will not be able to afford it.

Several people were in a mess.Several bowls of instant noodles lined up on the bookcase were wobbly, and they were finally knocked to the ground during the fight, taking a piece of soup.Wang Xiaochui was thrown onto the bed by Zhu Li, and there was a huge shock. Du Yu, Su Yue hid everywhere holding instant noodles, Liu Hong and another desperate Rajuli named Hao Song.

"Don't pull me with the big teeth, let me beat him to death!" Zhu Li bared his teeth and roared.

Hao Song nicknamed Hao Daya...

Then he also joined the fray.

Dormitory 208 was in chaos. Liu Hong couldn't hold the two of them by himself, so he finally let go helplessly. Then, under the terrified gaze of Liu Hong, Du Yu and Su Yue, the door of dormitory 208 slowly opened, revealing the uncle That big long donkey face with an unshaven beard.

"Ah, let me see, dormitory 208 gang fights, sixty points will be deducted, and all of you will be fined to run ten kilometers around the playground. I don't mind."

The few people who were playing happily stopped, no one dared to say anything, they lined up obediently and went to the playground for a run.