The correct way to live with the Great God on the African savannah

"This month's salary slip, here it is."

Holding the salary slip given by the personnel, Fang Lanqing looked hopeless.Although I have only been working for one year, the probability of a state-owned enterprise's salary increase is very slim.Although I also opened an online store part-time, but with this speed, when will I be able to save enough money to marry a master.Although the Great God doesn't know himself at all.

Fang Lanqing's online shop was opened three months ago. It originated from a Weibo that the master casually reposted. The owner of the shop sells paper, ink, pens and inkstones. Turn it around." Looking through the comments below, I found that the master likes thin golden bodies.

#论早汉的好必入# Fang Lanqing opened a shop, specializing in customized products, such as fans and seals, and occasionally engraved some rubber stamps when he had enough time.When I was a child, I was forced by my parents to learn brush calligraphy for more than ten years, and finally it has a place to use.

Chu Junxiu finished saving the new article "Say Good Love", logged into Weibo, saw Aite, a good friend and editor, and clicked in.

You can consider this type of new book surrounding @宇宙超级无敌 thick and long IQ reflex arc

"Summer new style, custom-made folding fans. You can choose any font and content. But for the sake of beauty, the number of words is controlled within 8 characters. There is an independent package. Fan bones can also be selected. Because of customized products, delivery within 3-5 days is not accepted. Bad reviews given due to slow speed will not be refunded or exchanged."

Chu Junxiu thought it was a good idea, so he clicked in to read it.I saw that various fonts of buy, buy, buy and exclamation points were used to make the background of the webpage so straightforwardly, and it seemed to be from the owner of the shop.Chu Junxiu felt embarrassed all of a sudden.

"Dear, are you here? I want to order 10 folding fans. Five of them are written with 'promised love', and the last 5 are written with 'Didn't I just make it yesterday'. The outer packaging needs 5 red ones , 3 blue ones. 3 light blue ones, 2 lavender purple ones. They all have thin golden bodies."

I'll go, will I be reported for writing this thing?You are too nasty.While thinking in my heart, my hand still replied, "Mmm, yes. What kind of fan bone do you want?"

"The most common fan bone. Prison? Can I get free shipping?"

"It's solid, it's made of wood, not bamboo for street stalls, don't worry. Free shipping is only available in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai?"

"Okay, let's set the price. You can write slowly, I'm not in a hurry."

"Okay, thank you dear."

Although Fang Lanqing opened the store not long ago, but because he has many friends on Weibo and often explodes photos, the business is pretty good.The most received is to map custom rubber stamps and seals.But this is the first time I have come across a custom-made folding fan like today that buys 10 pieces and has such a pornographic content.Forget it, hurry up and write the delivery.

Two weeks later.

Unconscionable: "How is the writing of "Promised Love"? Can you finish writing this week?"

Reflexive arc: "I can. I have already found someone to do the surrounding area that you asked me to consider."

"So fast? You didn't even discuss it with me."

"However, I don't make many, because the price is not cheap. I only made 10. Every two are a pair, and only the top five pay."

"...and give everyone two for doing so little?! Are you stupid for writing? Also, where did you do it? Is it reliable?"

"Taobao"

When the editor sees these two words, he feels bad!God must have given all skill points to writing, and forgot to give some points to IQ!

"Why should I be responsible for the fact that you are a beauty whose brain size is no different from that of a crocodile?"

"Speak human words =="

"Isn't Taobao everyone able to order, dear! Have you ever thought about this problem!"

"That's right... But isn't that what you recommended? Shall I go and discuss it with the owner?"

"I'm talking about this type of peripherals. I just made this without saying...Can I return it?"

"No, custom-made products. And it probably won't be sold in his store."

"What exactly did you write?"

"'How about love?' 'Didn't you do it yesterday'"

"Your integrity is a dime as big as your brain, do your readers know that?"

"I know, they will understand after reading my full pen name."

"...Hehehe. You can figure it out by yourself. You are not allowed to get me everywhere in the future. We want it to be exclusive! Limited! Otherwise, what kind of merchandise will you get? Do you understand?!"

Chu Junxiu sat in front of the computer and touched his nose, as if he had done another stupid thing...

However, Master Chu, who was possessed by a human-flesh typewriter, forgot about it in a blink of an eye... I really can't blame the editor for thinking that his brain capacity is on the same level as that of a crocodile.Memory and fish are also on the same level.

Fang Lanqing, who had finished writing two pages, hit him with Want Want.

The author has something to say: please leave a message QAQ summer vacation, time to update!Update as much as possible. ps: What about the promised love?Didn't you do it yesterday?This is what Zhu Xiaoman came up with.Hereby explain!