Pick up a zombie and play with it

The bell in the auditorium rang "Dang Dang", and everyone watched the three couples walking slowly.

The chief stood on the temporary platform, looking at them with a smile on his face.

Today he will preside over the wedding ceremony for these three couples here.Looking at the smiles on their faces, he was really happy for them, although he couldn't understand why they would choose same-sex marriage.

But the same thing that I have experienced in the past, I figured it out again.As long as they really love each other, wouldn't it be fine?

"Ahem..." Cleared his throat, picked up the manuscript he had written earlier in the morning, and said solemnly. .

"The newcomer on the left, would you like to marry the lover next to you, regardless of poverty, hardship and disease, are you willing... yes... um? Oops!" Throwing away the manuscript in his hand, he thought for a while and said. .

"Are you willing to be together, regardless of poverty, hardship and disease, even if time dilutes your passion and takes away your appearance, you will never leave your partner, are you willing to correct your shortcomings for each other, are you willing to hold up the sky for each other... "

"We are willing..." Six voices sounded at the same time.

Under the sun, the three new couples looked at each other and smiled, lowered their heads and kissed each other solemnly, hugging each other tightly was like hugging the whole world. .

After seeing everyone off at night, he turned around and couldn't wait to press Ah-Dai on the bed, leaned over and kissed him eagerly. . .

after a long time

Looking at the flushed self reflected in Dumb's eyes, I turned over and got up and took out the DVD about those things that Langlang gave me at the last parting.

Put the disc into the computer, hold Dumb and prepare to study together. .

"Uh...uh,, ah. ah... no, it hurts~, ah~ah~~"

"Wipe something and it won't hurt, bear with it, oh, it's so tight..."

Staring blankly at the action movie of the two men in the computer, he blindfolded Dumb and ejected the disc.

With a dark face, he went out to look for Langlang and the others.

As soon as they arrived at the door, they saw Aku with the same dark face and looked at each other.They raised their hands to exchange the discs in each other's hands, and then knocked on the door vigorously until they saw the eagle with a black face and a dissatisfied face open the door, and then turned and left without saying a word in tacit agreement with Aku. . .

When he returned to the bedroom, Dumb had already fallen asleep.With a wry smile, he covered her with the quilt, got up and took a cold shower, wishing to beat the wolf a thousand times.

The next day, I looked at the other two with big dark circles, looked at each other, shook my head with a wry smile, and felt a lot more peaceful in my heart. . .

At least I didn't suffer alone, haha. . .

One day after a few years of happiness, Dumb stood under a tree holding a baby in his arms, looking at Nan with red eyes.

"Nan, he is so pitiful, he was abandoned here, shall we adopt him?"

"Well, it's up to you to decide. Don't worry, I will work hard to let you, mother and son, live a good life."

"Well, Nan, you are so kind, let's go back then!"

"it is good!"

"You guys are enough, give me back my grandson..."

Looking at the chief who had hugged the child with a dark face, turned around and left, Dumb showed reluctance on his face. . .

"If you don't want him, give it to me!!!"

Hearing the sound from behind, an old man who was holding a child swayed and almost fell.Standing up straight, hugging the child tightly, only hearing "咻", the figure of the first long-distance runner disappeared. . .

Looking at the chief who ran away with pity, he shook his head and sighed, "The chief is really old and strong."

"Dumb, Dumb, I'm here to see you." As he spoke, a chubby child ran in from outside.

Needless to say, everyone knew that the little kid was the chief's grandson, and they didn't know what was going on. This kid had been attached to Dumb since he was a child, and Dumb loved him very much. . .

"Dumb, Dumb, I will marry you when I grow up, okay..." the childish voice said softly.

"While playing, you, a little Sprite-loving little tease, even snatched dumb from me, huh..."

It's funny to watch two people, one big and one small, arguing over their ownership. . . .

"You funny Sprite, just wait for me and see how I deal with you..."

"Come on, come on, who is afraid of you..."

Time flies, 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye, we are no longer young with each other, but our love has not diminished.

Looking at Dumb who was busy in the kitchen, he tilted his head and continued chatting with Ying. .

"Oh, yes! Nan, here you are..."

"Yo, you still like cucumbers so much after all these years..."

"Ah, she likes to eat this. Every time before eating, she has to eat the roots to fill her stomach."

Looking at Dumb who turned around and walked into the kitchen, Ying raised his eyebrows at Nan who was eating cucumbers with a blank face.

"You said that you have eaten cucumbers for so many years, you are not tired of crooked, and you don't want to eat something else?"

"I think, but I don't eat this, and Dumb has to work for a long time to find something to replace it for me. I don't eat everything, just get used to it."

(Love is not saying I love you all the time, but everything is prioritizing you)

Finally finished all writing, thank you for reading this post, thank you for your likes.

Although the author is not a pure lily, but I support you and wish everyone find their true love

Ask for flowers for the last time

☆、Fantasy 丨 Funny Bi Sprite and witty author

Doubi Sprite: After 40 years, Dui and I are about 50 years old, "Boom" watching Sprite (the chief's grandson) rush in, "Whoa, I found it!" "What did you find?" I Found...the rejuvenation potion! As he spoke, he groped in his trouser pocket and took out a bottle of green liquid. "This is...the rejuvenation agent?" "

Author: Doubi Sprite. . .Your doll just doesn't give up, you have to get Dumb, right? . . .

Funny Bi Sprite: "Yeah" "Where did you come from?!" "From the weak chicken 'sister'" "Your name is weak chicken sister?!" "Yeah, you don't want to see her now Zhang What do you look like?" "Hey, what are you talking about?" The weak chicken walked in.

"This... weak chicken, how did you change back to the way you were before?" "Haha, it means that the rejuvenation agent I researched has worked."

"Dumb, come and try it too (???????)?" "Well, good girl" split into two and injected into the body. In an instant, the whole body of Nan and Dumb was shining with gold, and the light slowly disappeared. "Wow..." I saw Sprite exclaimed, and immediately walked up and put her arm around Dumb's arm, "Brat, go away"

Nan said with a tense face, "If you don't go or go, you won't go, you beat me ('ε`;)" the weak chicken came up and said, "Why don't you compete with each other, and the winner can have Dumb for a day ""Okay!" Sprite said domineeringly, "Say, what is the competition!" Nan's face was tense, "Competition fighting!" Sprite said domineeringly, "Ho Ya" a front somersault, a right ditch punch, and a foot somersault.Fans: "Sprite is so domineering and handsome!" ψ(｀?′)ψSprite: "Short oil, don't praise me, I admit that I'm handsome." Fans: "Ahhh! (Dizzy by Sprite's handsomeness)"

The author couldn't bear it anymore: Nan Fei kicked Sprite off the ring.Looking at the unwilling little kid, he turned around and left with his arms around Dumb.

The weak chicken looked at Sprite amusedly, do you think Yinan's character is not fully sure that he might fight you!

"Let's go" Looking at someone with a cool face, the weak chicken leaned gently in Aku's arms and left.

Only Aku and someone behind him were left.

"Have you had enough trouble?"

"none of your business?"

"What's none of my business? I saved your life!"

"So what?"

"I want you to pay me back!"

"Why?"

"How do you pay it back? This way!"

"Uh, uh, let... let go!"

Funny than Sprite: "Gulu Gulu" saw Sprite drank a bottle of red liquid, Aku and Weak Chicken looked at him with frightened eyes, "Uh ah ah ah" Sprite's eyes turned blood red, and rushed towards him with a stride. Nan, "噗嗤" Nan spat out a mouthful of blood.

Nan took a look at Sprite, then pushed Dumb away, "He has become a mutant! Dumb, run!" "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's turned into a mutator! Duihhhh!"

The author said angrily: Looking at the mutated Sprite, Xiao Qiang who was standing behind him felt extremely sad and unwilling.

Pick up the bottle that Sprite dropped and drink the little liquid left in it.Feeling the changes in the body, the strength quickly gathered.He jumped up with a stride, hugged Sprite into his arms, and pushed him to the ground with a roar.

Turn around and tell Nan and the others to leave quickly, until you see them leaving the laboratory, pick up a piece of iron and throw it on the control panel of the laboratory, watching the iron door slowly falling.

Xiao Qiang let go of the Sprite under him, and let him slam into the door.Feeling the heat from his body getting stronger and stronger, he threw that rampant man to the ground with a blushing face, cut his hands behind his back, tore off the clothes and pants of the person under him, and rushed forward regardless of the struggle of the person under him. went in.

Looking at Xuebi who couldn't stop twisting under her body, she lowered her head and kissed his neck, and said in a low voice, "Spirit, I love you. Even if I die, I want you to be mine."

"Struggle, I will do what you can't struggle"

I don't know how long it took, Xuebi went from being crazy to waking up, he just felt that he was being held down by Xiao Qiang to the ground doing some shameful things, from gnashing his teeth at the beginning to being powerless to resist later.

When Nan and the others opened the door of the laboratory again, they saw Sprite lying quietly in Xiao Qiang's arms. Looking at the hickey marks on Sprite's neck, the weak chickens retreated out of the lab temporarily. Lent to this young couple. . .

Doubi Sprite, don't blame me.It's one thing for you to like Dumb, but you can't compete with Nan, get it?

☆、Extras 丨 Funny Bi Sprite and Witty Author 2

Funny than Sprite: Sprite’s eyes turned red again, probably because he drank too much liquid just now, his henzi became a piece of armor, and eight hentails grew back on his back, and he pierced through it with a “puchi” Xiaoqiang's heart.

Witty author: Doubi Sprite, don't struggle anymore, no matter what you do, you can't kill me.

Have you forgotten who I am?

Xiao Qiang smiled coldly, pulled out the thorn in his heart, and broke it off with a sneer.

If you're not good, I don't mind breaking all your thorns.

Humph

As he spoke, he tied Doubi Sprite with the broken thorn, and entered the room.

It seems that you haven't learned how to be good, so you bowed your head and kissed her fiercely.

This time I will definitely push you until you have no strength to stab me. . .

Doubi Sprite reads white: It seems that my goddess cannot appear on the stage

Witty Author: Alright, Funny Bi Sprite.Ah-Dai belongs to Nan, no matter how hard you struggle, Ah-Dai will not belong to you, but you can only belong to Xiao Qiang.

If you like Dumb, you are creating a Dumb that belongs to you. The Dumb here will not belong to you, she only belongs to Nan.

Funny Bi Sprite: Then I will create one for you to see!

On the way of Xiaoqiang's resistance, Sprite's eyes were red, and two hentails grew out of his back. He struggled away, and ten hentails plunged into Xiaoqiang's body and tore apart. Sprite knelt down and gnawed at his Meat, "Sprite, you..." Xiaoqiang hung up.

Sprite grabs Xiaoqiang's heart and "tears" Xiaoqiang's heart is torn in two, and Sprite walks out of the laboratory majestically.Fan: "Sprite is so handsome and domineering! (Being stunned by handsome)"

Sprite at this time【Tokyo Ghoul Kazuko Outfit】

Rushing to the laboratory, He tailed towards Weak Chicken and the others, Aku grabbed the biochemical weapon next to him, "Da da da" Sprite was shot in the shoulder, rushed to Nan and the others, and stopped within a millimeter. "This is?!" A soul stood in front of Nan, touching Sprite's face with her hand.

"That's right, that's the girl that Sprite likes," Ruoji said, Sprite's red eyes slowly turned black, Hejia and Hewei slowly disappeared, seeing Sprite's confused face, tears wet him With a handsome face, the soul smiled at Sprite, the smile was so sweet, Sprite fell to the floor, and the soul disappeared...

"Where am I?" Sprite was lying on the hospital bed, looking at Dumb and the others surrounding the bed, "Where's Mu Ran?!"

Think I'm so domineering...

Witty author: This is a Baihe QQ interesting tribal article, published by the official staff of the Baihe tribe. . . .

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