Facial paralysis and sugar

At night, 0202 homes.

When Jiang Lin came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw Su □□ sitting on the bed reading a book.

"It's a lot quieter down there tonight, unlike our dormitory, where two people move out, and it's just you and me left. There's no atmosphere at all."

"En." Su Han responded calmly.

Jiang Lin sat on the edge of his bed and wiped his hair: "But then again, have you really fallen in love with that girl named Li Jiajia?"

"I do not like her."

"That's right." Jiang Lin shrugged: "I remember she confessed to you that day, but I didn't expect you to agree."

"Ah."

"That's why Xiao Erfu downstairs is full of hostility towards you." Jiang Lin smiled happily.

"He doesn't like her."

"Can you see that?"

Su Han pursed his lips and didn't reply.

Jiang Lin stood up and sat beside Su Han's bed with a gossip face, and said, "Is it because he doesn't like her, or is it because he can't like her?"

Su Han glanced at Jiang Lin: "You talk too much."

"Okay, pretend I didn't say anything." Jiang Lin shrugged his shoulders and sat back on his bed.

'Boom boom boom. '

"Who is it?" Jiang Lin asked.

'Boom boom boom. '

The person outside the door did not speak, but knocked again.

"If you don't talk, don't open it." Jiang Lin shouted at the door without moving.

The person outside the door was probably hesitating, but after a while they still didn't speak, and knocked again.

Su Han put down his book, put on his shoes and went to open the door.

"That...Senior Brother Susu, I'm looking for Senior Brother Jiang."

Su Han looked sideways at Jiang Lin who was still sitting on the edge of the bed wiping his head, and said, "I'm looking for you."

"Who is it?" Jiang Lin got up and looked, ouch, isn't this the little fat guy downstairs?

"That... Brother Jiang, I'm here to apologize to you." Fatty Sun said bravely, blocking the door with his whole body.

"Apologize?" Jiang Lin thought for a moment, "Apologizing for the fact that you sprayed soup on my face at noon today?"

"Uh... well, senior brother Su, can you avoid it for a while?"

Su Han didn't speak, turned around and entered the room.

As soon as Su Han entered the room, Fatty Sun stepped aside immediately, and I jumped out from the side at once.

"Small……"

"Shhh." I quickly covered Jiang Fox's mouth with quick hands, motioning him to stop talking.

"..." Jiang Lin nodded, a little confused about the current situation.

I took out my mobile phone and a 50 yuan banknote, handed the banknote to Fox Jiang and opened the text message input interface.

『This is the meal money for lunch, please transfer it to Senior Brother Su, if it is not enough, please contact Fatty Sun. 』

Jiang Lin thought it was funny and took the money, but kept silent.

I touched Fatty Sun. After receiving the order, Fatty Sun took out a lollipop and gave it to me, and I handed it to Fox Jiang.

"Lollipop, pineapple flavor, poisonous, pass it on, thank you. 』

Jiang Lin took the lollipop again with a smile, and patted his chest, promising that he would hand it over.

I clasped my fists, patted Fatty Sun, pointed at myself, then pointed at the dark corridor, and finally made a chopping gesture, which meant: I'll go first, you'll finish later.

Fatty Sun understood and gave me an ok gesture.

I nodded and retreated first, followed by Fatty Sun.

……

……

Jiang Lin looked at the empty door and closed it.

"What's wrong?" Su Han asked.

"It's nothing." Jiang Lin put his hands in the pockets of his trousers, sat on the edge of his bed, and continued his great business of wiping his head.

"Oh."

"The people downstairs are lovely."

"Yeah." Su Han closed the book, squeezed the space between his eyebrows, and said, "I'm going to sleep first."

"Oh, it's getting late, and I'm going to bed too." Jiang Lin shook his hair, got up to turn off the lights.

'Snapped. '

The room was plunged into darkness.

***

0102 homes.

"Close the door quickly!"

'Clang. '

Fatty Sun and I leaned against the door and breathed a sigh of relief, I wiped it, it was so shameful!

"Are you two going to be thieves?" Jing Yan asked in surprise while brushing his teeth, wearing pajamas.

"Go, go, brush your teeth and shake around." I waved my hand in disgust.

"You think I want to mess around, it's not that the head of the dormitory is putting on a mask in the bathroom."

"Fuck, as expected of Zhang Bian|statement."

"People who don't know how to take care of themselves shut up." Zhang Xin came out of the bathroom with a mask on his face, looked at me and Fatty Sun with contempt, and said, "Repay the money?"

"Pfft...Of course." I turned my back, my shoulders trembled, and Fatty Sun next to me was also in a similar situation to me. Even Jing Yan, who was brushing his teeth, was biting his toothbrush and tremblingly holding on to the bedpost.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Xin looked at us puzzled.

"I said... If you put on a mask, you can put it on. What kind of glasses are you wearing with a mask on... Hahaha... I almost laughed out loud..." I clutched my stomach and slammed on the door.

"..."

"Erfu, it's your fault. It's not that you don't know that Zhang Shechang is an intellectual. He will go blind after taking off his glasses. We have to be considerate!" Fatty Sun's old face turned into a pig's liver. , still pretending to be serious.

"..."

"Hahaha... But, seeing that face... I can't look directly at it..."

"..."

"□□Educate us and understand Long live, so I understand you." Fatty Sun patted me on the shoulder with a serious face.

I froze for a moment, looked at Fatty Sun for half a second, hugged my head and laughed wildly.

"Hahaha... shoot it, shoot it..." I said.

"Upload the forum, upload the forum..." Fatty Sun really took out his phone and took a picture of Zhang Xin.

"..." Zhang Xin's face was dark, his body was trembling, and a strong black air was emitting from his back, and he asked coldly, "Have you laughed enough?"

Fatty Sun and I were taken aback for a moment, our eyes fixed on Jing Yan who was still shaking while hugging the bedpost.

"Huh? What are you doing?" Jing Yan blinked and looked at the three of us suspiciously.

"Have you laughed enough?" the three of us asked together.

"..." Jing Yan was taken aback, and rushed into the bathroom: "You guys bully people~~~"

"..." Zhang Xin.

"..." Fatty Sun.

"……"I.

"Stop making trouble." Zhang Xin tore off the mask on his face, threw it directly into the trash can, and said, "I'm going home tomorrow."

"So, you put on the mask because you have to go home tomorrow?" I asked.

"Well, my complexion is not very good recently, I want to improve it." Zhang Xin picked up the towel hanging by the bedside and wiped his face.

"..." I'm speechless, nonsense, it's strange that you look good when you masturbate every day (LOL)!

"Holding Buddha's feet temporarily." Fatty Sun shook his head and sighed, and sat down on his bed.

"In other words, you don't want your mother to worry? But, if Auntie knows that you rely on the mask to keep her from worrying, she should be more worried, right?" I said, holding my throat and pounced on Zhang Xin, saying: "Oh, our precious son Xiao Xinxin, you can't do this for Kachan~~You're just a child~~"

"You play!" Zhang Xin pushed me away, and pushed me directly onto the bed.

"Hahaha..." I stood up with a smile: "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, all the staff in our dormitory will send you to the car tomorrow."

"Okay, just right, let's go out for a stroll when we come back." Fatty Sun was the first to agree.

"So, this city is better." I glanced at Fatty Sun and said, "Take your camera with you tomorrow."

"No problem." Fatty Sun made an OK gesture.

***

After lights out.

The whole dormitory was silent for a long time.

"Two blessings."

"Huh?" I opened my eyes and looked at the bed board of Zhang Xin who was sleeping on the upper bunk.

"If you have time, you should reconcile with Su Han." Zhang Xin said.

"Aha?"

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