Facial paralysis and sugar

early morning.

I drank the leftover half of last night's fritters, and saw the fat man standing at the door stupidly, put on his school uniform and walked over.

"What are you doing? Fatty Sun, why are you standing at the door so early in the morning? Go to the side, don't block my photosynthesis." I bent down as I said, and slipped under Fatty Sun's armpit like a loach In the past, I immediately sighed sincerely: "Oh, it's really spectacular."

After the turmoil last night, the entire floor was as horrible as the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, tsk tsk, these crazy dicks really threw everything out.

"I said that early in the morning, can people not be shivering? Didn't you see Fat Lord, I am receiving distinguished guests?" Fatty Sun rolled his eyes.

I looked at it, and slowly took half of the deep-fried dough stick in my mouth: "Oh, it's really a distinguished guest, hello, two senior brothers."

It was none other than the two dormitory chiefs who lived on the third floor mentioned yesterday. Although it is said that school has just started, the third-year seniors have already retired and started preparing for the college entrance examination ahead of time, so a The student union is responsible for the first and second year, and most of the students in the student union are sophomores.

After all, it has been a month since I came to the school, and it is nonsense to say that I don't know the two people in front of me, not to mention that they live upstairs.

The person on the left smiling with a fox face is named Jiang Lin. We secretly call him Jiang Fox. He was given the nickname Su Mianpan because he has been silent and expressionless for many years. Like Jiang Fox, Su Mianpan is also a grassroots on campus. The two of them can be said to be influential figures in the school. Who is the principal and deputy of the two?

"Student Sun Yong." I patted Fatty Sun on the shoulder with a serious face.

Of course, Fatty Sun’s name cannot be called Fatty Sun, but Sun Yong. In terms of names, Fatty Sun is somewhat similar to me, that is, we all express dissatisfaction with our names. The only difference is that I have been dissatisfied since I was a child. , since Fatty Sun read the third uncle's notes, he howled every day that he must change his name to Sun Meng, tsk tsk, there is no cure for the idiot.

"What, what are you doing?" Fatty Sun was obviously not used to me calling him by his name, with a frightened expression on his face.

"It's nothing, treat the two senior brothers well, I'm going to class." He said and walked away. If he didn't run now, when would he wait?Use your toes to figure out what the two gods of plague are here for.

"Xiao Erfu doesn't need to go to class anymore."

It's shameless, isn't it, you dare to call brother by his nickname!

I turned around with a smile, and said with incomparable cheekiness: "I love learning, Senior Brother Jiang, you should be able to understand it, right?"

"I have already asked all four people in your dormitory for a whole morning's leave. I'm sorry I didn't say hello to you in advance."

My eyelids twitched, and I staggered, covering my stomach and leaning on the wall, and beckoned to Fatty Sun in a 'weak' way: "Oops, the fritters are poisonous, classmate Sun Yong help me into the house to recuperate, ah~"

Fatty Sun walked over with a look of disgust and shame on me, and within a few steps, I entered the room with a slam of the door, opened the window and was about to jump down.

Jing Yan hugged me by the waist: "Don't be overwhelmed, this is the second floor, if you don't fall to your death, you will fall to someone who is half disabled and not disabled, so many people in the 1002 dormitory of my university!"

Damn, buddy, you just came here yesterday!

"Let him jump. There is a tree beside the window, so he cannot fall."

"Master Zhang She is open-minded." I said and stepped up.

"Don't step in here after jumping out." Zhang Xin snorted coldly.

"..." I looked at Zhang Xin, gritted my teeth, and wiped it, who is afraid of whom!Just do what you say, and decisively...down from the window, quietly closed the window, and walked directly to the door: "Fatty Sun, what are you doing, work has started."

"Oh!" Fatty Sun clenched his fists vigorously, probably wanting to show off in front of the two plague gods.

Geez, hypocrisy.

"Oh what, take the tools." After greeting Fatty Sun, I smiled and faced the two plague gods with a sincere face: "We have covered all the hygiene on the second floor this morning, thank you brothers for asking for leave for us. "

"It's okay, brother, please work hard, you and I, brother Su, are going to class."

"Brother, go slowly~" I waved my hand, and looked at Su with a puzzled face, this person won't leave?What are you looking at?I was puzzled and looked behind me again, but there was nothing, and when I turned around, the person had already left.

Tsk tsk, weirdo.

"Tools are ready, broom, mop, dust shovel, bucket, garbage bag, and the most important thing!" Fatty Sun said, lifting three red scarves from behind: "What if there are only three?"

I took three red scarves and gave one to each of Zhang Xin and Jing Yan who came out.

"Fuck, what about Fatty me?"

"Just put a pair of pants on your head, no one will recognize it's yours." I said and tied the red scarf under my eyes to cover some dust during cleaning. Obviously we have done this kind of thing many times .

"Tiankeng, you! Forget it, I'll just do it, and finish the job quickly."

"The fat man is rich!"

"Of course~"

It's not like you're fat and panting, but now is really not the time to bicker, as the fat man said, it's better to get it over with.

"Distribution tools, me and..."

"I'm in the same group as the head of the dormitory." Jing Yan grabbed my head to express his personal wishes.

"Well, you just came here and don't understand the market..." I touched my nose in embarrassment.

Has the trick been seen through?If you are in a group with Fatty Sun, one doesn't want to do it, and the other has more than enough energy but not enough energy.

"Then I'll stay with the head of the dormitory."

"..." I smacked my mouth: "Tsk, Fatty Sun, let's go this way."

"Come on." Fatty Sun didn't show any pretense, and followed me.

"Wait a moment."

"What are you doing again? Zhang Shechang?"

"Divide the boundary, that half is yours, and this half is ours."

"..." I wiped it, it's too cruel!The friendship of the past was vulnerable to a single blow, and it was shattered in an instant, blowing away with the wind!

"Then let's split up and compete!" Fatty Sun became inexplicably enthusiastic.

"Compare what, the motherland teaches us not to compare, don't you know, work quickly."

Fatty Sun followed me: "Wang Erfu, you are a creditor!"

Tsk, you don't have anything for me to squeeze, it's nothing more than a few barrels of oil.I curled my lips and didn't reply, so let's do it decisively!

……

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The whole morning passed quickly, Fatty Sun really did as I expected, he was not doing enough to catch his breath, but unexpectedly, he didn't say anything about complaining, but kept cleaning hard. Fatty Sun and I finished the work first. Hey, I knew it would be like what Fatty Sun said at the beginning. If we set up a competition, there might be some gains.

At lunch time, the students all came back and thanked us one after another. The best thanks are for these beasts not to throw things out in the future.

"Okay, I'm going to buy food, what do you all eat?"

I glanced at Fatty Sun, who was already paralyzed on the bed, and said, "Bring some spare rib rice to Comrade Sun Fatty, and make up for it. You and Jing Yan will watch and eat, and you can buy whatever you want. I'll go out for a while."

"You don't want to eat?" Jing Yan asked suspiciously.

"Don't eat, go out for a while, see you in the classroom this afternoon." He walked out without giving anyone a chance to speak.

Tsk tsk, brother is so decisive and free and easy.

"Is it okay if you don't eat?" Jing Yan asked.

"It's okay, bring him some bread during class in the afternoon, or he will cry and be hungry." Zhang Xin said, "What do you eat? I'll go buy it."

"I eat……"

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