Shinto monks in modern times

Quickly clearing up his emotions, Jianxiu walked in first.

There is a saying called Naxumi Yujiezi. The store looks narrow at first, but it becomes more spacious and brighter as you walk in. The interior is divided into several rooms, one of which has a sign "applicant for permanent office in the world" hanging on the door. , a loud voice is coming from it——

"How many times have I told you! The normal body temperature of human beings is not 40°!"

Then there was a weak rebuttal: "But I am a pigeon, and a pigeon has a constant temperature..."

The owner of the previous voice was obviously in a state of rage: "So many years of age and no brains! You are not a pigeon! You are a pigeon demon!"

"Why, why did you murder me...the bad guy!" Under the watchful eyes of Song Shi and his party, a pigeon the size of an adult husky covered its face with its wings and burst into tears. The crystal tears spread along the paw tracks and shone against the sky. Bright, quite a kind of artistic conception of shoujo manga.

However, judging from the sound, it was a male bird.

Witnessed people: "..."

"Meow~＞▽<" The little black cat nimbly jumped out of its owner's pocket, stepped on Song Shi's body, landed smoothly, and quickly chased after the pigeon.

The pigeon looked back and yelled in horror: "There are cats, there are cats! Help!"

A group of people: "..." Such a small cat can chase such a big pigeon so embarrassingly, it is really a long experience. ←Specially named Feng Yi, do you remember the first time you saw the little black cat→_→The big pigeon still remembered that the original form could not go out, so it ran around in the shop in a panic, lost its head, and hit the wall with its head, collapsed.

The cat tilted its head, its big round eyes were full of confusion, and raised its front paw to fiddle with the bird's feathers: "Meow?" Lingling hasn't caught it yet, why doesn't the toy move?

Feng Yi was a little worried: "He's not dead, is he?"

He Nan wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead: "It's not that easy to die."

Hu Zhenzhen stomped his feet resentfully: "You are too timid, you will lose face to us goblins."

The loud voice came out again from the permanent office of the applicant in the human world: "Smile, smile! Laugh at your sister! You didn't pass! Is it an honor to explode the thermometer?"

A man in red came out with a smile on his face, with heat all over his body that couldn't be restrained. He nodded to Song Shi and his party as a greeting, then walked to the side of the big pigeon, squatted down and poked his wings with great interest, He quickly picked up the pigeon and approached the small room with the sign of 'pantry'.

Visually, it is necessary to pour cold water to wake up the pigeon demon.

During the whole process, the little black cat was in a state of blowing fur. After the man in red disappeared from sight, he quickly ran back to his owner's feet, meowing in fear and coquettishly.

If pigeons are a kind of bird that arouses the cat's desire to chase, then the man's original form... Horan guessed: "Is it a dog demon?"

Feng Yi bent down to pick up the cat, stared at the direction where the man in red left for a long time, thoughtfully: "This is the first time I've seen this kind of spirit, maybe it has existed for tens of thousands of years?" Demons, plant forms are called spirits, and some stones, weapons and other forms are also called spirits.

During the conversation, two people walked out of the tea room, one in red and one in white. The man in red was talking to his companion, and he squinted his eyes when he heard this: "I haven't seen Shenxiu for a long time."

One of the most sensitive and able to see the truth among the monks is the Shinto monks.

Hearing this, Song Shi didn't react at all, He Nan glanced at Feng Yi in surprise, while Hu Zhenzhen seemed to have met some rare person, stared at the young man carefully, and said, "It's not as beautiful as they said! "

Feng Yi's eyes fixed on the man in red, and the smile on the corner of her lips showed a kind of calmness: "This is the first time I have seen a monk like your Excellency."

The air seemed to freeze, and no one could guess the next step. At this moment, a grumpy voice interjected forcefully: "Are you a pig?! The weight actually increased by 200 kilograms, and the custom-made scale was almost scrapped!"

The atmosphere was suddenly destroyed, Feng Yi couldn't help laughing, the man in red also softened his face, nodded to Feng Yi, and pulled his companion who was still confused about the situation out.

Applicants to the Permanent Office of the Human World.

A girl who looked like an ordinary human from both sides and vertically opened her eyes wide in surprise: "Human beings are amazing! How do you know I'm a pig?"

Examiner: "..." He exploded again in a fit of anger: "Do you think I haven't read the file?! You are obviously a tapir! You can't pass! The spell is so rotten that you come to apply for permanent residence in the human world! Be a human Are you so stupid that you can’t find you?! Go back and practice how to fool the machine before coming back!”

——Most human cultivators like to stay at the mountain gate, but almost all demon cultivators yearn for the human world, but unfortunately very few can pass a series of tests.

The two people sitting next to the examiner looked at each other with helpless expressions.

One of them was wearing a blue and white Taoist robe, the driver recruited by He Nan; the other was green all over his body, green, emerald green, dark green, and any color that had a touch of green on his body, but he still wore it with a sense of fashion, it was He Nan. Hired makeup artist.

A familiar voice came from outside the door, with unconcealable pride: "There are only three resident demons in the human world right now, our three cranes!"

A group of people had already entered this room, Feng Yi couldn't help touching the big crane's head (yu) and hair (mao): "Your family is really amazing."

The crane whose feathers were smoothed: "..."

Song Shi couldn't help observing Feng Yi, and found that his expression was completely doting on his pet, so he calmed down.

When seeing Song, the inspector jumped up: "Boss, let me go on a mission, I can do anything, I don't want to do this job anymore, my voice is hoarse." ← Who made you speak so loudly?

Jianxiu turned to Feng Yi: "This is a member of the supernatural team, Xi Ying, he is the one who has been traced by the Internet." He turned back: "There is no mission for you recently."

In fact, Xi Ying is a long-term stayer, and his physical fitness is similar to that of others. It only makes sense to hide his abilities behind the scenes. He rarely receives tasks that need to go out.

Xi Ying also understood this, he sat down dejectedly, quickly stood up again, waved to the demon cultivators in the room, and went out.

"Ah, it's time for humans to eat!"

"Oh, I want to eat meat too, can't I leave..."

"Wait, who knows when the next review will be."

The little demons were discussing a lot, Feng Yi glanced at them, roughly estimated their abilities, and knew that they were another group of people who couldn't pass.

"This is the head disciple of the Kunlun Mountain School, Chen Yu, the driver."

"This is a tree spirit who has achieved success in cultivation, Mu Tong, a makeup artist."

"..."

After changing rooms and introducing each other, the lively Hu Zhenzhen looked at Chen Yu curiously and exclaimed, "The head disciple of the Kunlun Mountain School! Are you a driver?"

Chen Yu saluted with a smile: "If one of my buddhist friends were here, he would probably say, 'There is no such thing as high or low in a profession, and the female benefactor has a picture'."

The little fox hit a wall, immediately shifted his target, and said naively: "Feng Yi, are you really a spiritual cultivator? It is said on the forum that spiritual cultivation is infinitely charming, and any intelligent creature can't escape his snare, but still I see that you are neither as handsome as my sisters nor as handsome as my brothers."

The tree spirit straightened up, the Taoist priest clenched his hands into fists, the sword cultivator had already made a gesture of raising his hand, and the little black cat stretched out its sharp claws as if it felt something too.

For a moment, the sword was on the verge of breaking out, but the young man laughed leisurely. His voice was extremely soft, like a smooth satin when it slowly unfolded: "How many gods have those monks seen? It is too much to try to deduce the whole picture of the gods from a Lingbo fairy." Too crazy."

Chen Yu blurted out: "Do you think Fairy Lingbo is wrong?"

Feng Yi looked at him with a half-smile, until she felt a little uncomfortable looking at the Taoist priest, and then lazily opened her lips: "How can we say right or wrong? She has her way, I just don't know how to follow her way."

"It seems that the scenery is infinite, but in fact it is like walking on thin ice."

"What if I meet a female cultivator who is more beautiful than her? What if those among the believers who want to monopolize her join forces? What if there is a chance to become a fairy, and only two people can be given it?"

Hit the nail on the head.

In front of the female cultivator who is even more beautiful than Fairy Lingbo, can the faith formed by admiration still exist?Among the believers, those who want to monopolize it will always be rejected, but what if they unite and raise Fairy Lingbo in the deep boudoir?If there is an opportunity to ascend, only two people can be given, and one of them is Fairy Lingbo, how to choose the other?

No one has a truly stable temperament in the battle between monks and heaven.

Chen Yu fell into an ice cave.

The little fox flicked his ponytail, clapped his hands and said, "That's right, that's right, the elder sister taught us 'How long will it be good to serve others with Israel?' Fairy Lingbo, sooner or later, he will stumble."

——Whether there is still a chance to stand up after a stumble is hard to say.

Chen Yu's fist gradually loosened.

He Nan let out a long breath: "We will be colleagues from now on, we must respect each other, unite, don't swear at others and fight, if you really fight, you must turn on stealth." ← Copy from the elementary school rules, right?

"Okay, now we should talk about business."

The three humans and the two goblins all looked at him curiously: Is there still business?

The innocent eyes and ordinary attitude made the big crane jump: "We are an artist team now! I have already found the script for Feng Yi's next play!"