Master is not to be provoked

Ke Muai's cooking skills have indeed reached a certain level, and the homely frying and cooking are fine. He is best at marinated sauce and marinated meat, and he is best at three special skills: barbecue, pancakes, and porridge.The chicken was roasted, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy and oily, and served with his own seasoning made from more than a dozen kinds of mountain herbs. The five people didn't even have the time to talk, and rushed to eat one piece after another.

The pheasant is smaller than the domestic chicken, and the internal organs have been thrown away. Five people eat two, and they are not even half full.

Xiao Wang clicked his lips and said, "This is called chicken nuggets. Compared with this, KFC is rubbish." He sucked his fingers and asked Ke Muai, "Is there any more? You can get two more, and I will give them to you." You have 200 yuan."

"No, but if you are not full, I can catch frogs for you."

"Frogs? Where are they? Let's catch them too!" Xiao Wang became interested.

"In the grass nest on the other side." Ke Muai pointed north with her hand.

Looking at the dark jungle, Xiao Wang put out all the interest that had just been ignited: "Will there be snakes?"

"Yes, there are several kinds of snakes in this forest, there are pheasant necks, cabbage snakes, and..."

"Don't talk about it!" Xiao Wang felt hairy all over his body, looked around, and began to tremble when he spoke, "Really?"

"Yeah, last time my little brother came here, he was bitten on the ass, but you don't have to be afraid, they are not poisonous, and it doesn't matter if you bite them. How about it, do you want a frog? I'll catch it for you and clean it up." , roasted and delivered to your mouth, one is ten yuan."

"It's too expensive, ten yuan each..." It was Su Ye, the cheapskate again.

Ke Muai pulled Jing Yunsong to turn around and leave.

"Don't go! It's not expensive, ten yuan a piece, it's not expensive, come back quickly, give me 100 yuan first!" This is the voice of Assistant Qi, one of the six most powerful assistants around Director Jiang, He is not short of money. On such a night and in such an atmosphere, ten yuan for a test frog is not expensive at all. Compared with the 150 yuan for a watermelon in a big hotel in the city, it is the cheapest.

He offered 100 yuan, Xiao Wang offered 100 yuan, Ke Muai took the money, and Jingyun and Songxia swam across the river to catch frogs.

At night, frogs are the best to catch. Ke Muai easily found the puddle where the frogs gathered, and brought twenty of them back with a small cloth bag. The bamboo sticks were stretched out and placed on the stove to bake. Ke Muai came here to make money, and she had already made sufficient preparations. In addition to the seasoning, she also brought a small bottle of white wine and rice vinegar to deodorize the frogs and sprinkle them with different ingredients. Another seasoning for roasted chicken before, the aroma will soon come out.

Twenty frogs were still not full. Su Ye looked at the noodle bag that Jing Yunsong carried: "What good things do you have in there? Take it out and let us see it. If it's delicious, we'll buy it again. "

Ke Muai took out a bamboo tube and opened the stopper: "This is jerky meat, I made it myself, and I'll give each of you a piece of it for free first." The meat inside was the size of a thumb, and although it was jerky, it still had Ke Muai pricked the wet juice with a bamboo stick and gave each of them a piece to taste.

"What kind of meat is this?" Xiao Wang asked, "This tastes very strange, tsk tsk, it's so delicious, give me another piece."

"What you eat is beef, ten yuan and three pieces of meat, and you pay the money with one hand and the meat with the other."

"You kid, you really fell for money!" Assistant Qi took out 50 yuan, "The 50 yuan will come first."

"What kind of meat is this?" Su Ye shook the bamboo stick in his hand.

"Your one is venison."

"And venison? What about the one I just ate?" Assistant Qi asked.

"It's rabbit meat."

Xiao Wang became interested again: "How many kinds of meat do you have here? Give me a piece of each."

"There are five kinds of meat, beef, mutton, venison, rabbit, and pork. It tastes better when eaten together. Eating cow and rabbit together is a kind of taste, and eating pig and deer together is another kind of taste. There are 25 variations in total. It is exactly the number of five or five plum blossoms, and the shape of this piece of meat is the same as a flute, so my name is 'Yudi whose house listens to plum blossoms'. All failed.”

Ke Muai's words stunned all five of them. Xiao Wang looked at him and then at the meat in his hand: "It's obviously just the braised pork from the countryside. When you say that, it's poetic."

Su Ye's assistant Xiao Man listened in thought: "Why do these words sound so familiar to me?"

Assistant Qi said, "It's the dish that Huang Rong cooked for Hong Qigong in Legend of the Condor Heroes. You kid is really interesting. Tonight's meal is worth it. The few hundred dollars is worth it! "

Xiao Wang asked Ke Muai: "Can you make a beggar chicken? You just move the bonfire away, bury the chicken in it, and light a fire on it."

Ke Muai chuckled: "That's a lie in the book. If the fire burns upwards, the heat from below is simply not enough to cook the chicken."

These five people opened red wine and bought 300 yuan of dried meat. They finally ate and drank. Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong packed up their things and prepared to go home. Xiao Wang stopped them: "Don't go! , Then what, how much does it cost to stay here with me overnight?"

Ke Muai was taken aback: "We only sell food and don't spend the night with anyone."

Jing Yunsong answered from the side: "We are not escorts." Pulling Ke Muai, he turned around and left.

"Hey, wait a minute, don't go." Xiao Wang shouted anxiously, took out his wallet, and pulled out two hundred-yuan bills, "I didn't ask you to do anything, that's right, I dare not sleep alone, you just said there are snakes here, You are here to be my companions."

"You ask your assistant to keep you company."

Xiao Wang reluctantly pointed to the tent on the left, his assistant was being rolled together by Assistant Qi, with only four feet exposed.

Looking at the tent on the other side, Su Ye and his assistant Xiao Man also entered the tent, the zipper on the door has been locked, and by the light of the flashlight, the shadows of the two can be seen, hugging and entangled, kissing wildly .

Jing Yunsong was dumbfounded: "Aren't they... aren't they all men? Could it be that women disguised themselves as men?"

Assistant Qi panted and laughed loudly, and replied, "Kids, you've watched too many TV series. How can a woman disguise herself as a man...a man is better..."

Xiao Wang begged: "Just be my companion, or I won't dare to sleep for the night." He handed over the money, "Isn't it okay to give you two 100 yuan each? Then I'll add more." One hundred, 300 yuan is enough, right? My snacks are for you to eat, and my games are for you to play, please, please."