Master is not to be provoked

Ke Muai stretched out his hand to fish for him, but failed to catch him. Jing Yunsong jumped in front of Wang Aiguo and punched his eyes. Wang Aiguo screamed, and the whole box of cannons fell to the ground. He covered his eyes and staggered. Backing away, Jing Yunsong picked up the things: "Mumu, come over and take off his pants, I'll throw the cannon into his crotch!"

Ke Muai hurriedly persuaded, Jing Yunsong got angry, and really caught the cannon on fire, Wang Aiguo turned and ran away, he was caught up from behind, stretched out his hand to pull the waist of the cotton trousers from behind, and threw the smoking cannon into it.

Wang Aiguo jumped up and down like crazy, and the pitch of his voice was changed. Ke Muai shouted loudly: "Take off your pants quickly!"

Reflexively, Wang Aiguo rolled his pants to the bottom, and the cannon exploded just at this moment.

"Bang!" After all, the blow didn't hit the lifeline, but Wang Aiguo was so frightened that he let go of howling like a pig being killed.

Jing Yunsong wanted to beat him, but Ke Muai desperately grabbed him: "Hurry up, his family has already come out of the house!"

The two ran a long way, and when they saw that no one was chasing them, they stopped to breathe heavily. Ke Muai complained to Jing Yunsong: "Why do you have to be as knowledgeable as children? They can say whatever they like. If you really kid him If the younger brother blows up, he will be in trouble."

Jing Yunsong stiffened his neck and refused to give in: "Let him scold us, then let us deal with him! It would be better to blow him up into a eunuch. If you didn't stop me just now, I'll cut another one and stuff it in his mouth. Blow up his stinky mouth, and see if he still sprays dung! I’m all alone for any crime, but if I kill him, I’ll pay for his life! You won’t be hurt anyway!”

Jing Yunsong felt extremely aggrieved. The other party scolded Ke Muai, and he stood up for him and vented his anger for him, but he blamed himself.He endured the hardship and couldn't bear it, the sky and the earth became dark all of a sudden, tears rolled in his eyes, and he tried not to let them fall.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry." Ke Muai hugged Jing Yunsong, and kissed him on the cheek, "I'm not saying you shouldn't teach him, but the method is wrong, we obviously have a better way, After cleaning him up, we have nothing to do with each other, and make others speechless. If you really blow him up and disable him, you yourself have to go to the juvenile prison. He is a piece of shit, for a piece of shit Shit, it's not worth putting you in."

Hearing what he said, Jing Yunsong stopped being angry, rubbed his eyes, and took Ke Muai's hand: "Come on, let's go home, if their adults come to the door, I'll just ask your dad to beat me up. "

"Why go home? There's still one family that hasn't finished. And you put your heart into your stomach. People from these families would never dare to complain to my dad."

"Why?" Jing Yunsong's eyes widened, completely puzzled. From the moment he picked up the brick, he was ready to be beaten up by Ke Yongli.

"Who is my dad? We went to their house to pay New Year's greetings, and they dared not give the New Year's money. What a crime it is. My dad didn't come to smash the glass of their house. They have been practicing Buddha for several lifetimes, and dare to take the initiative Come to the door to file a complaint? Don't care who is to blame for today's incident, if they dare to walk into the door of the small shop, my dad dares to take a kitchen knife and chop their heads off."

The two went to the third house, Zhao Da Da Da, this time no one stopped him, but there was only an old lady who was blind in the house, the door was open and the door was locked, and the old lady said Zhao Da Da Da in the house. Kouzi took the child out to pay New Year's greetings, and it is not certain when he will come back: "If you are willing to wait, sit on the steps in front of the door and wait. You may be back in a while, or you may not be able to come back until it is dark."

Going back to the small shop and explaining the situation, Ke Yongli was furious and scolded all the three families, from the eighth great-great-grandfather to the unborn grandson. , Tore down a hang of earth red, and scolded again and again with a whip.

"Crack! There was a flood in the ancestral tomb, the weasel ripped out the coffin and the dog forced Xiao Laojing!"

"Crack! Crack! The accountant Wang who gave birth without an ass hole and spewed shit out of his mouth!"

"Crack! Crack! Crack! Zhao's big head was crushed to death by a car when he went out, and he asked the donkey grass to come out!"

"Crack, clap, clap...!"

The whipping was incessant, and the swearing was incessant, which attracted passers-by on the road to look sideways, but they all knew his virtue and were afraid of being picked on by him, those who could detour and those who couldn't, bowed their heads and hurried past from the opposite side of the road.

Ke Yongli scolded, and seeing Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong coming out of the house, he couldn't help but raged: "Fucking bastard, who doesn't even come to pay a penny, just like your mother with a broken shoe! Trash snacks!"

He blocked the gate with a fierce face, Jing Yunsong was a little timid, Ke Muai held his hand tightly, and walked over calmly: "Dad, calm down first, I'll go to my grandfather and see if I can I want money."

Ke Yongli's face softened when he heard the words: "Okay, then you go, whoever is paralyzed is so shy and refuses to give up, you can go to his room and roll around, children must be able to make trouble, learn from your broken shoe mother, Cry if you don’t like it, cry when you don’t like it, if it’s Chinese New Year, you go to their house and cry for the funeral, I’ll see if they will give it or not!”

Ke Muai agreed, and pulled Jing Yunsong out of the gate, towards the old home.

The three daughters of the Ke family will not be able to come until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Today, all the relatives and neighbors in the village who come to pay New Year's greetings are still lively, and there are elders coming and going. They didn't have any, so they ate two small handfuls of mao ke, that is, fried sunflower seeds, and Ke Guoguang gave each of them a prawn crisp candy.

When they came out, Ke Lingxiao took a group of children to block them: "I am your elder brother, you have to salute me too."

Jing Yunsong pulled Ke Muai behind him, raised his chest and walked forward: "Go away, good dogs don't get in the way!"

"Who are you calling a dog?"

"I'll scold whoever gets in the way!"

"Son of a little bitch, are you still scolding others with a shy face? My mother said it all, your mother raised a man, and was raped by 1 men, and crossbreeding gave birth to a thing like you... Ouch!"

He was swearing smoothly when Jing Yunsong ran up to him and kicked him on the crotch. He covered his vitals with both hands, and the upper layer lost defense. Fall on your back.

In the crowd was a child from Uncle Ke Lingxiao’s family named Hong Changbao. He was 15 years old this year and he was a king of children. When he saw his cousin was injured, he immediately reached out to grab Jing Yunsong and said hello: “Big guy, let’s go together, put the two of you together. Throw them all into the cesspit!"

When the other children saw that Ke Lingxiao was bleeding, they all frightened to do birds and beasts. After hearing him take the lead in the charge, they regained their morale and surrounded them together. Hong Changbao stretched out his hand and grabbed Jing Yunsong's hair. One cry: "Tianma Meteor Fist!"