Master is not to be provoked

She is also an old Jianghu at the level of "Hundred People Killing". After talking for a while, crying for a while, the pear blossoms are raining, cocoa is moving, the inside and outside, and careful calculation, very reasonable, Ke Yongli nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, How many of us rural people don’t know how to sell pancakes? If selling pancakes makes so much money, wouldn’t the gate of the school become a pancake street long ago? Well, there’s really no profit.”

After going out like this, looking at the three people in the room, whether it was Ke Yongli lying on the kang, Bai Yuhuan standing in the shadows, or Ke Muai in front of the TV, Jing Yunsong felt hairy all over his body. Goosebumps arose, although Ke Muai and Bai Yuhuan always smiled when they looked at each other, and Ke Yongli didn't show any anger on his face, but the situation was so weird, it was getting dark early in winter, and the afterglow of the setting sun came in from the window, shining on the The bodies of the few people looked more and more eerie, and he had the feeling that Tang Monk had entered the goblin's cave.

Jing Yunsong pulled Ke Muai's hand and wanted to leave, but Ke Muai remained motionless and sat there until dark and did not leave. Ke Yongli asked Bai Yuhuan to cook, but Bai Yuhuan was also having diarrhea and didn't like to move: "Mu Mu, You are also very good at cooking, and your skills are better than mine. You haven't come here to see your dad, have you? Today's meal will be cooked by you, and let your dad taste the dishes you cook. "

"Okay!" Ke Muai happily agreed, washed his hands and rolled up his sleeves, and took out a piece of mutton that Ke Yongli had prepared for the New Year, "I will make a plate of cumin mutton for my parents. Come back, it's delicious!"

He sliced ​​the mutton swiftly, chopped green onion neatly, Jing Yunsong came to help him clean the pot, Ke Muai pushed him back to the back room: "You don't need to do it, I can do it by myself, Mom hasn't seen you for a long time, you Talk to her more." He blinked as he spoke.

Jing Yunsong sat on the small bench in front of the TV. Ke Muai cleaned the pan and heated it with oil. Ke Muai put the meat in the pan and kept stirring it with a spatula. Soon, the aroma came out.

"Oh, it's too bad, I'm going to the toilet again, Mom, fry it up for me, I'll get my poop!" Ke Muai put down the spatula, clutched her stomach, clamped her legs, and moved in small steps all the way to the toilet. forecourt.

The oil in the pot was sizzling, and Bai Yuhuan was asking Ke Yongli to rub her stomach in the inner room. At this time, she hurried down to the outer room, and the oily smoke had already risen. When Ke Muai was about to leave, he poured water on it. Bai Yuhuan picked up a shovel and stirred it into the pot, and the pot immediately exploded. Countless hot oil splashed around, crackling, and Bai Yuhuan splashed dozens of spots on his hands. , His face was also splashed several times, and he threw the shovel in pain and screamed loudly.

Ke Yongli came out quickly and hugged her over. The hot oil was frying in the pot, and he took the lid of the pot and stuffed it.

Turning back to look at Bai Yuhuan, there were several blisters on her hands, several patches of redness on her face, tears flowed from the pain.

Bai Yuhuan cried and acted like a spoiled child, and as soon as she said a few words, a choking smell came out of the pot. It turned out that there were a lot of corn sticks stuffed into the stove pit by Ke Muai, but now the fire came up quickly, and the mutton turned into charcoal.

When Ke Muai came back, the place was in a mess, and Ke Yongli cursed angrily: "Let you cook something, look what you made!"

Ke Muai was full of grievances: "My stomach hurts, I am in a hurry to go to the toilet! Otherwise, I would have to pull it into my trouser pocket, and besides, didn't I let our mother watch? She is such an adult, she can't cook well, just look at the pot It can also be done like this. I really don’t know how she has served you these past few months. Dad, when we were at home in the past, this kind of thing never happened. I didn’t cook any meal for you. Neat and neat? Dad, you are the most reasonable person in our village, you have to understand this matter."

Bai Yuhuan acted coquettishly at Ke Yongli: "Do you see what Mumu said?"

Ke Yongli stared: "Is what he said unreasonable? You are such a big man, you can't make it well, and you can't even watch it for a while."

Bai Yuhuan gritted her teeth with hatred, and cried loudly: "Since your son can do everything, why do you marry me? You can live with your son!" After speaking, he broke away from Ke Yongli's arm and ran to the back room to pack his things.

Ke Muai watched from behind, and thought to herself: This stepmother has been married for more than three months and has not moved. Now that she is familiar with the environment, she will start to take care of me. I figured it out, it's basically the five scum of war.

Sure enough, Bai Yuhuan's move greatly angered Ke Yongli. In fact, unlike usual, Ke Muai used to slap Ke Yongli twice if he broke an egg. In life, I eat chicken, duck and fish almost every day, so such a piece of mutton is not so distressing. Although I am angry, it has not reached the critical point, but Bai Yuhuan is going to leave. This is a big deal. Being rejected by women is the last thing Ke Yongli can touch The inverse scale.

Back then, Ke Yongli had a hard time finding a partner, and when he came out of prison, he was even harder to find. The boss was not young, and he was still a bachelor. In the end, Ke Guoguang gave the bride price of 5 yuan to Mrs. Xu, also known as Ke Muai. Grandma, Mrs. Xu decided to marry a daughter.

Later, when Xu Lehui married, he had a relationship with Carpenter Wang in Nianpangou secretly. Ke Yongli was cuckolded. After he knew about this, he even wanted Xu Lehui's body back and chopped it into pieces to feed to Ke Yongli's cement factory. black-backed dog.

Now that Bai Yuhuan is making a fuss about leaving, what was originally a trivial matter suddenly swelled to ten minutes. Ke Yongli grabbed Bai Yuhuan's hair from behind, pulled it backwards, pulled it into the back room, pressed it on the kang, and swung his big palm , Crackling, first smacking her mouth more than 20 times, and then grabbed her hair and smashed her head against the wall, pounding, smashing more than ten times in a row.

Bai Yuhuan was beaten until he rolled his eyes, Jing Yunsong couldn't stand it anymore, he went over to fight, Ke Yongli threw him under the table with a wave of his hand.

Ke Muai helped Jing Yunsong up, and Jing Yunsong wanted to rush up, but Ke Muai grabbed him and patted the back of his hand to comfort him, then walked over and said very calmly: "Dad, Dad, stop beating, If you hit again, you will be killed."

"I'm fucking going to beat this bitch to death! Bitch! Whore! Slut!" Every time he cursed, he punched Bai Yuhuan until he screamed loudly like he had hit a ghost.

"Dad, don't beat her, don't beat her, you have to go to jail after beating her to death, it's not worth it!"

Only then did Ke Yongli stop, but still riding on Bai Yuhuan, he asked her aggressively, "Are you still going?"

Bai Yuhuan had already been beaten into a fool: "Don't go, can't I not go, woohoo."