Master is not to be provoked

Jing Yunsong was not happy: "Mom! If you eat pancakes, you can eat pancakes. Why do you take them there to show off? Mumu and I only baked so much, and we still save them for dinner."

"Don't worry about it." Bai Yuhuan still said with a smile, "Mumu's father wants it, not me."

Ke Muai nodded: "Okay, we should be filial to our parents, don't make noise. But there are not enough pancakes, I have good meatballs here, mom, wait here for a while, I will fry them out for you Bring it to them."

"You know how to fry meatballs?" Bai Yuhuan was a little surprised, "Okay, okay, I'll wait here, but you have to fry them quickly, you know your dad's temper, and he should scold the street again if he sends it late .”

Ke Muai immediately started kneading the noodles, and asked Jing Yunsong to brush and pour the oil. The beef minced meat had already been chopped, the seasonings were all squared, and the noodles were ready. Ke Muai chopped another piece of pork into it, which would add more Add various seasonings, live together, wait for the oil pan to boil, scoop up a ball with a spoon, put it in, and fry it into balls.

He fried part of it first, took it out, fried it a second time, put it in a basin and handed it to Bai Yuhuan: "Mom, take it and eat it."

Satisfied, Bai Yuhuan left with a bowl of meatballs, and went to the small shop to share food with everyone: "Your son is really good at frying these meatballs, they are maroon red, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and taste good, so I can't fry them out. "

The aroma of the meatballs filled the whole hall, everyone's stomachs were rumbling, and they stretched out their hands to grab it, took a bite, it was crispy and fragrant, and the mouth was full of oil.

After eating a small pot, they still asked Ke Yongli for it. Ke Yongli's miserliness came up again. How could his own things be so cheap for others?So he waved his hand and refused: "Just eat something. It's so easy for my son to make something. You are all uncles and uncles, and you have never given me money for my son, have you? I will give you a gift during the Chinese New Year. I haven't eaten a leaf of your vegetables in these years, do you have the nerve to keep eating meatballs here?"

What he said was very impolite, and it could even be said that he was beginning to be muddled, but his group of cronies naturally didn't care: "Look at what you said, my son, this year your son is giving me a New Year's greeting, I will give him a red envelope! "

"That's what you said! On the first day of the new year, I will take him to your house to salute one by one. I will see whoever refuses to give him, I will smash the glass of his house... touch!"

The meatball tasted delicious, and the mouth was full of oil. After a while, the stomach began to growl, and the desire to defecate came. The card player was still trying to clamp his buttocks, and the watcher had already started to run to the toilet.

"What the hell is going on?" Everyone was cursing, "Second boy, why are you starting to have a stomachache, what the hell, it hurts so much from twisting your intestines, ouch, it can't be done, I'll hold my card here first, no one will allow it Move, ouch...I'll fuck his grandma!" Everyone ran to the toilet with their stomachs covered, even Ke Yongli and Bai Yuhuan were no exception.

After going to the toilet a few times, no one could continue to play. Everyone yelled at Ke Yongli: "There is something wrong with your meatballs. It poisoned the food we all ate. Ke Laoer, you have to take responsibility for this."

"Give your grandma a leg!" Ke Yongli was annoyed, "Didn't you see that I also had a stomachache? Mahler Gobi! Let me be responsible, I let you eat? You fucking stuffed your asshole yourself, and then told me Pengci, why didn't you force yourself when you ate it just now? Fuck you! Get the hell out of here!"

Scolding everyone away, Ke Yongli became more and more angry, Bai Yuhuan carefully added oil and vinegar: "I went to get pancakes earlier, but Mu Mu said that there were not many pancakes, so I fried meatballs for me, I think it was his child I couldn't bear it in my heart, so I played tricks on the meatballs."

"Fuck his grandma! Be as virtuous as his poor mother! I won't beat him out today..." As he said this, he was going to settle accounts with Ke Muai, and as soon as he took two steps, he wanted to do it again, and ran away again Toilet, told Bai Yuhuan aggressively, "Go, go and bring that little bastard to me!"

Enduring the abdominal pain, Bai Yuhuan came to look for Ke Muai, only to find that Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong were also squatting in the toilet, and before she could ask, she said, "Mom, you can't eat those balls. Started to have diarrhea, ouch, it hurts, mom, go to the health center and buy some furazolidone, if we don’t take the medicine, we will pull out our intestines!"

Bai Yuhuan was dumbfounded: "Are you both having stomach troubles too?"

"Yes." Ke Muai walked out of the toilet with a wrinkled face, "I didn't want to throw away the bowl of braised pork left over from last week, so I chopped it up and mixed it into the meatballs. I didn't expect, ouch, after eating it I started to have diarrhea, no, I have to go back to have a diarrhea, oh my god, you hurry up and buy furazolidone, Songleg and I have no energy, if we continue to urinate a few times, we will fall into the toilet!"

Bai Yuhuan hurried to the health center to buy furazolidone. This medicine is [-] tablets in a small bottle, and ordinary people can't take that much, so the doctor split it up and sold it for three cents a piece. Bai Yuhuan bought [-] tablets for the two children. Fifteen pieces were kept, and the rest were taken back to eat with Ke Yongli.

After she left, Ke Muai sneered and pulled up her pants and came out of the toilet.

Jing Yunsong worried: "Mumu, we all took the medicine in front of my mother, will everything be fine?"

"What's the matter? The big deal is dryness, let's just eat more big carrots!" He looked at Jing Yunsong, "Songsong, I also got a bad stomach from your mother, do you hate me? "

Jing Yunsong shook his head: "The money is all earned by you selling mushrooms so hard. They don't pull out a penny and don't stretch out their hands. They eat our two children for nothing, and it's enough to eat two. If you open your mouth, you want twenty rolls of pancakes." , Pooh! It’s good if you didn’t give them rat poison, but it’s just rotten braised pork...Mumu, did you put that meat on purpose? I remember you cherish food, let alone meat, Not even a bowl of rice was spoiled."

Ke Muai and him pushed the door into the house: "We bought so many good things. According to my dad's lazy personality, we must eat and get for free. I gave them all. What do we two eat? I have long known about the braised pork." Ready, just wait for them to ask for something to eat!"

The two cleaned up the house, each ate another pancake, and then locked the door. Jing Yunsong was still a little reluctant, and was even afraid that Ke Yongli would take advantage of this to beat them up. Ke Muai comforted him: "It's okay, there is I'm here, he can't hit you, as long as you listen to me, your mother has already made a move, I have to solve the matter thoroughly today, once and for all, otherwise we will all... You are almost there, and I will have a bad life If you pass it, you won’t be able to go to school.”