Master is not to be provoked

On the second day of the new year, the family came to pay New Year's greetings. It was Xu Cong from Xu Letian's family. He and Bai Junyi went out early in the morning to give New Year's greetings to others. Xu Cong didn't want to leave without seeing the real Buddha, so he sat in the room and watched TV. After a while, Xiao Zhongkai also brought Xiao Zhongyu.

It turned out that Xu Leyang's uncle didn't love him, and his grandma didn't love him. After writing to give up the right to inherit the inheritance, both Xu Letian and Xu Lexian's sisters completely ignored him, as if they had completely cut off their relatives.But Xu Leyang has earned a lot of money in the past few years, and even started his own boiler factory. Although there are only about a dozen workers, he is the factory manager after all, and the two sides started to walk again.

Xu Letian was the first to turn the corner. He originally played the role of a good brother with tracheitis. He took the initiative to visit the door several times. Today he brought Xu Leyang half a catty of pork head meat, and tomorrow he brought five catties of tomatoes. He said nicely: "You live in the town, and you don't have any gardens. You have to pay for a green onion. If I have a spare, I'll bring you some."

Xu Leyang buys for the workers in the factory, and he buys all kinds of vegetables for hundreds of catties. How can he be short of him, but all kinds of excuses are useless, so that's all. Let him come to Xu Leyang to get closer.

Sister Xu Lexian also transferred very quickly. Although she was afraid that Xu Leyang would have to support her old mother and compete for inheritance, she didn't dare to get closer, but she sent her children to give some vegetables every year and festival.

A nephew, two nephews, they were all red-eyed when they first met. Xiao Zhongyu didn't study very well, and his usual hobby was singing duets. At this time, there was no such thing as a green duet by Zhao Benshan. Those who sang this would go from village to village. The opera is only loved by the elderly, and it attracts young people. Apart from the so-called unique skills, it relies on dirty jokes, commonly known as "funny jokes". It is often said that even middle-aged people in their 50s and [-]s will blush, especially when they sing A buffoon with makeup, often doing vulgar things.

For example, during the summer vacation this year, the Erren Zhuan was left in the town for four days. Ke Muai took Jing Yunsong to sell snacks, and watched it four times a day. "month", when the tenth month was sung, the man put on the woman's flesh-colored stockings on his head, and came directly behind the woman, from the middle of her legs to the front. To be played well by others, but to be reduced to one's own relatives, it is inevitable to have colored eyes, and it is a profession that people look down upon.

Xiao Zhongyu didn't study well, he had to go out to sing with others several times, and once he really ran away from school, was caught by his parents, tied him to a tree and beat him violently, almost killed him, but although he couldn't enter the profession, it was because of his hobby, Listening to the tape and singing along every day, Xu Lede and his wife couldn't help it, so they had to follow him.There are many contacts in all aspects, and it is inevitable to pick up some habits from others.

And Xiao Zhongkai is even more powerful. He often replaces his father as the second god, and cooperates with his mother to do business. One of the two brothers dances a great god, and the other sings duo with relatives. Said to Ke Muai: "Mumu, you and I came to you today, just now, from a long distance, I saw dark clouds covering your place, and the evil spirit was soaring, I wondered, I told Xiaoyu, our uncle is a practitioner of ten generations. Great good man, blessed by all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas day and night, when he was a child, he was put on the wall by my grandma for two hours in the winter and did not freeze to death. How lucky is this? How can he be so evil when it is Chinese New Year? Hey, I come in After that, what do you say I saw?"

Xiao Zhongyu answered with a smile: "Brother, what did you see?"

"You bastard, little bastard! You're still an overly lustful bastard! Before the chicken was long enough, she impregnated a female classmate! This kind of thing, sitting in your room, don't you think you're unlucky? ?”

Xiao Zhongyu nodded very seriously: "Yes, Mumu, I could smell a fishy smell when I entered the door, and I thought you had changed your career to aquaculture business, and it even smelled fishy, ​​oh my god, the dumplings I ate this morning Almost spit it out..."

Xu Cong sat there, his face turned red and white.

The two of them still didn’t fall apart, this time it was Xiao Zhongyu who teased him: “If you want me to say that my uncle is the best, he dares to be a scumbag! I married a mother, a scumbag, and went home. After more than 20 years of dating, I gave birth to a little scumbag, who is even more powerful than Xu Xian’s scorpion.” All fierce..."

"Who the fuck are you talking about?" Xu Cong pointed at the two of them while holding the teapot.

Xiao Zhongkai curled his lips and squinted his eyes: "What's the matter? What do we say Wang Bajing has to do with you?" He turned to Ke Muai, "Mumu, you don't know, there was a family in the next village a few days ago, and their old ladies were raped by Wang Bajing. It’s caught by the jerk, who has a high fever and talks nonsense every day, but my mother and I will solve it, that bastard is so old and fierce! He also has a little bastard, so tall, so big..." He waved his hand to Xu Cong gestured, according to his height and shape, "Oh, what a coincidence, it looks exactly like this guy!"

Xu Cong took the teapot and threw it at Xiang, but he didn't dare.

Ke Muai was extremely depressed, thinking that if they fought here, Xu Leyang would be involved. There were tigress fighting Yasha on both sides, and no one was easy to get along with. If they stick together, they will be flirtatious. He said to Xiao Zhongkai: " You are here to pay New Year's greetings to my uncle. Even if there were any conflicts in the past, you can't make trouble here. Otherwise, it's the New Year's Eve deliberately picking on my uncle. Let's talk about something else, and my uncle will be back later. "

He took out poker and asked Jing Yunsong to play Xiao Wang with them on the kang, and he took chess to play with Xu Cong on the table.

Xiao Zhongkai once despised the existence of Jing Yunsong. After all, he was his own nephew. Even Ke Muai could only be on an equal footing with him. What kind of thing is Jing Yunsong?He was the same age as Xu Leyang, even half a year older, relying on his strength, he blocked Jing Yunsong in the toilet of the boiler factory to beat him up, but Ke Muai called Xu Leyang in time, and Xu Leyang went up and beat him up Later, he recognized Jing Yunsong as his godson, so all relatives in this circle knew how much Jing Yunsong was.

He concealed his displeasure with Jing Yunsong, and he couldn't do it openly, as if he was taking advantage from other places: "It's boring for us to be so late. We're all men, playing with money? Not much, just one piece at a time." Jing Yunsong readily agreed , He first took out 50 yuan and put it on the kang, and asked Xiao Zhongyu to take [-] yuan, "In order to avoid cheating if we lose, let's take out the money and put it here first."

Jing Yunsong went back to the north room and brought ten ten-yuan bills: "Let's get started."

These two people exchanged secret signs and even changed cards secretly, but Jing Yunsong was stronger than them. They both remembered exactly what cards they had, what cards they had played, and what was still in the deck. The two of them exchanged glances, exchanged information, and when they thought they had a plan, Jing Yunsong also used his quick-handed special collection, or drew two or even three cards at once, or secretly hid the good cards first when shuffling the cards. Get up... After more than 20 rounds, Xiao Zhongyu lost all his money, and Xiao Zhongkai lost half of it.

Xu Cong played two games with Ke Muai, and they both won. They also felt that they could make a fortune on this game. If they offered to win money, they would each offer 50 yuan for a set of ten yuan. Ke Muai really couldn't beat him. , but Ke Muai can delay each step for a long time, dawdling, and only finished a game in an hour, which made Xu Cong mutter: "Chess is not a match! Can you hurry up!"

This time Xiao Zhongkai lost money and Xu Cong won money, Xu Cong was so happy from ear to ear: "You made me checkmate again!"

Xiao Zhongkai was in a bad mood: "Fucking, bullying! What are you trying to play chess? Your mother has raised a man again, can I give you pocket money? If you give me beauty, you will be forced to talk!" Cracked!"

Xu Cong raised the teapot again: "You fucking say it again!"

"I'll just say, what else can you do? You force..."

"Crack!" Xu Cong threw the teapot to the ground, "I hate your mother!"

"My mother is in Caoting Town, you go to Caoting! Go, go! You brat, your hair hasn't grown yet..."

Xiao Zhongyu interjected from the side: "Why don't you grow up? You can get pregnant with a girl without a grown up."

When he was in the central school, Xu Cong did make a girl in his class pregnant. They paid him a large sum of money privately. They thought they could disappear, but they overheard it at the victim's house when Xu Lexian was out of work. Immediately, it was spread, causing a commotion in all the towns and villages.

Xu Cong was so angry that he flipped the chessboard over again, and the chess pieces rolled all over the floor. He was timid and didn't dare to hit people with things, but he dared to hit things, especially if the things were not from their family. .

Suddenly, a chess piece flew into Xiao Zhongkai's body. Xiao Zhongkai stepped in front of Xu Cong, reached out and grabbed him by the collar, and said to Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong, "Did you see that? He did it first." He hit me with a chess piece first!" With a slap, he slapped Xu Cong a dozen times in the mouth with his forehand and backhand, until he was dizzy and bleeding from the corners of his mouth.

Xiao Zhongyu found a rope in the outhouse: "Wait a minute, tie him up first, hang him on this beam before beating him! Take off his clothes!"

Ke Muai was full of anger, and roared: "Lele!" The big wolfdog lying on the doorway immediately stood up, barking and barking, and pressed down with its front feet, making a posture to pounce.

If it was just Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong, the tall and burly Xiao Zhongkai really didn't pay attention, he just wanted to beat up Xu Cong in front of them, but it would be different with Lele here. The big dog man stood taller than him, and could knock him down with a single pounce. His fierce eyes, upturned lips, and sharp teeth exposed made people shudder.

He looked at Ke Muai: "What do you mean? Are you facing him or me? Give me a good word!"