Master is not to be provoked

On the morning of Chinese New Year's Eve, Zhao Muguo's father Zhao Zhiming finally called to take Zhao Muguo back.

The car that was promised at the beginning would pick up the car, and now that the road is covered with snow, it is not safe for Zhao Zhiming to ride a motorcycle, so naturally he can't just walk back like this, so Xu Leyang drove to see him off.

In addition to the suit Xu Leyang bought for him, Ke Muai also gave Zhao Zhiming a packed white chicken and two pork knuckles to express his gratitude for Jing Yunsong's tutoring.

Zhao Muguo got into the car and reluctantly waved at Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong: "I'll come and play with you again after the Chinese New Year."

Xu Leyang drove to send people off, and the remaining three posted pairs at home. On the stack of the factory gate, a two-meter-long red pair was pasted. Write.

Thanks to the slow class, Ke Muai practiced good handwriting. In the first few years, he bought red paper, and bought gold powder varnish to make golden ink. First, he wrote a pair of words for himself: meaning Ma Fenwei soars into the sky, and the ape in his heart turns the universe with agility.Horizontal batch: skyscrapers and moon.

Ke Muai loves to read novels, Journey to the West is his favorite among the four famous novels, and he can memorize the chapter names by heart. This first couplet directly used the allusions in Journey to the West. Let alone a junior high school student, it is still a slow class, even a college student, it is difficult to write such a pair."

Ke Muai smiled modestly: "I've read [-] Tang poems by heart, and I can slip away even if I don't know how to write poems. I've read a lot of them. There are as many doggerel poems as there are couplets of this level."

Immediately afterwards, I wanted to write to Xu Leyang. I held a pen and pondered for a moment, a little lost in my mind, suddenly looked up at Bai Junyi, and wrote with a smile: It is rare to have a confidant in life, and it takes a hundred years to cultivate together.Horizontal batch: Pray for Buddha to cross love.

Bai Junyi looked at it for a long time: "Why didn't I understand what this was saying? Are you thinking that your uncle will quickly find you a little aunt? Well, I'm still your son. Yesterday your uncle said that you can never marry me because of me. Marriage, you use the couplet today to remind!"

He made a gesture to come over and pinch Ke Muai's face, but Ke Muai hid behind Jing Yunsong's back in fright, poking her head out from his armpit: "I just want my uncle to marry a little aunt quickly, what's wrong? You're not happy ah?"

Seeing Jing Yunsong shielding Ke Muai behind him like a hen guarding its chicks, Bai Junyi was also happy: "You silly boy, after your uncle finds his aunt, he won't hurt you anymore!"

"That's not necessarily the case!" Ke Muai shook her head and walked out from behind Ke Muai with a smile, and asked Bai Junyi to paste the couplets, and then wrote a copy to the factory building: The intersection of hardware and metal creates a new world, and my nephew and uncle work together to create a better tomorrow .Hengpi: It keeps getting better and better.

Bai Junyi nodded: "This writing is a bit interesting, and it also has a new flavor of talking and singing."

Immediately afterwards, Ke Muai swiped a large brush, brushed and wrote several pairs in a row: Chicken couplets: Golden beak and iron claws eat five poisons, red feathers and green feathers make up the universe.Horizontal batch: Uri spirit bird.

Kennel couplet: In the past, it was able to swallow the moon in the heaven, but now it is in the world and dares to scream at the sky.Horizontal batch: group evils and eliminate changes.

Couplet in the Rabbit's Nest: I would like to pay homage to the vultures with the holy monk, and regret to go to Guanghan with Chang'e.Horizontal batch: Tianzhu girl.

Posted them separately, and fed them again. It was still early, the sun was shining, and there was no wind. The three of them took the dog out. Of course, it was only Lele. The leader, just lead the big dog Lele out and let him run around in the yard a few times, happy and happy.

When Xu Leyang came back, everyone ate the New Year's Eve dinner and put it on the kang table. They didn't cook too many dishes. It's really unlucky to eat folded dishes in the first lunar month. The four of them ordered one for each of them. There were shrimp, fish, cattle, and The lamb, which has all four corners, is served with a fried mushroom, a plate of steamed radish, and a casserole of pork ribs and vermicelli soup.

Before eating, go to the yard to set off firecrackers, Xu Leyang puts two hanging earth reds, Bai Junyi puts six Erkijiao, Jing Yunsong puts a bundle of flashing thunder, Ke Muai is timid and sets off magic bullets without sound.

Everyone sat around the table in sweaters and trousers, poured Ke Muai's mince wine, and toasted to celebrate the New Year.

Everyone reviewed what happened in the past year, looked forward to the future, and told their goals and ideals in the new year. Their faces were flushed from drinking, and their ears were burning. Bai Junyi and Xu Leyang were sitting in the kang. He took Xu Leyang's arm and started talking. Fluttering: "Yangyang, you can do it now, you are out of the sea of ​​suffering, your brother and sister-in-law don't bother you anymore, and you have earned money. In the future, find a land, build a house, marry a wife, and you will be safe in this life." It's all right, I don't look like me, I have to fight! Fight! My dad gave up his old face for this crappy job. In fact, I didn't want to. He said I have no backbone, not his son... "

He is usually a very quiet and shy person, but now he drank wine and began to cry, and he really cried, holding Xu Leyang and crying: "My dad, it's okay, but my sister-in-law... you Eat your sister-in-law, no, you didn’t eat your sister-in-law back then, you lived with your sister-in-law, no, you didn’t live with your sister-in-law.” He tapped his head, “Oh, anyway, it was you who had to eat at that time Look at your sister-in-law's face, I have to look at my sister-in-law's face now... My brother was blown by her pillow, and he listened to her..."

Xu Leyang hugged him, patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't do that, your sister-in-law didn't do anything to you, she just gave you a bad face, and it's over if you don't go to their house in the future."

Bai Junyi said aggrievedly: "Even my nephew looks down on me...I swore a long time ago that I would never go to his house again." He really drank a little too much, and hooked Xu Leyang's neck, "You can't Go! There are both of you." Pointing back at Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong, "You two are not allowed to go! If you let me know, you two go to their house behind my back, I don't want you! Let Yang Yang I don’t want you anymore, ah, Yangyang, I don’t want them anymore..."

Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong quickly agreed: "No, we won't go, we won't go even if we are killed." Then they stared at each other.

Xu Leyang was a little embarrassed: "Mumu, go get him a wet towel."

Ke Muai went to get a towel, and Jing Yunsong peeled a piece of orange: "Give some to Uncle Bai."

Ke Muai's mincemeat wine has been brewed for many years, and it has a strong stamina. At that time, it tasted like a drink. Bai Junyi originally planned to go to his brother's house to celebrate the New Year. The holiday passed a few days ago and he brought a lot of things. How could he think of going in? Being disgusted by his nephew, looking at each other with blank eyes, and his sister-in-law's face is not good, Bai Junyi is very sad, he can just leave, but what makes him sad is that even his old father has to be made to look bad by his sister-in-law.

His father has a heart problem, bronchitis, rheumatism... Only his elder brother has the financial resources to support him to take medicine every year, as well as undergo surgery and so on. He wants to bring his old father back, but that will only harm him , He hated himself for being incompetent, now he was so sad with alcohol, and after drinking one cup after another, he was naturally too drunk, the alcohol kicked up, his whole body became limp, his hands and feet felt like noodles, and his body was hot like a high fever.

He began to take off his clothes. He took off his sweater, woolen trousers, and his socks and threw them into the soup bowl. The white socks turned into yellow socks, and he rubbed them with the seasoning powder that was dipped in the meat skewers next to him: "Why can't this be washed clean?" Turning back to Xu Leyang with a smirk, "I can usually wash it clean, but today I may be drinking, so I can't wash it anymore, and my hands are weak."

After Ke Muai entered the room, he slapped his forehead with his hand and brought the washbasin over. Xu Leyang hugged Bai Junyi's body. Jing Yunsong and Ke Muai worked together to wash his hands and feet, and pushed him onto the kang. inside.

Bai Junyi also climbed up to the edge of the table: "I haven't finished the wine yet, why are you pushing me away?"

Jing Yunsong picked up the table with his hands at this time, Ke Muai scrubbed the soup and water on the edge of the kang, poured out the ribs in the socks, and threw it to Lele, who was foreign, and returned with a basin of clean water, and scrubbed it again.

Xu Leyang hugged Bai Junyi: "Stop making trouble, stop drinking, if you are hungry, eat some oranges."

"I don't! I want to drink!" Bai Junyi struggled hard, but he was not as strong as Xu Leyang, because he was afraid that he would kick the kang table to the ground. Xu Leyang wrapped him in a quilt and pressed him tightly under his body. Bai Junyi struggled , and suddenly cried again, "You bullied me... my brother bullied me since he was a child, married his sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law also bullied me, and I don't even have a warm place for New Year's Eve, so I came to you to beg for sleep , you bullied me too..."

Xu Leyang quickly wiped his tears for him: "I didn't bully you, no one dared to bully you, you are the ancestor, later, after a while, when Song Song picks up the table, I will let you go, do whatever you want, cover the house You can pick it out."

"Why did you pick up the table? I'm not full yet. I want to eat! Xu Leyang, you won't let me eat when it's Chinese New Year's Eve! You're not loyal enough! I'm blind, and I want to make friends with you." You broke up! I want to go wandering!"

"Aren't you full yet? Eat some oranges."

"I don't want oranges! I want meat! I want Mumu fried meat skewers!"

"Okay, okay, I'll give you meat skewers, I'll give you meat skewers!"

Jing Yunsong brought the meat skewers over, fearing that he would pierce his mouth, so he used chopsticks to pick them up and feed them. Bai Junyi choked after eating two and kept coughing until his lungs were about to come out.

Xu Leyang quickly hugged him upright, let him lie on his shoulder to cough, and patted his back: "You're usually a shy person, why is your wine so bad, you're crazy when you drink too much. "

"Who is crazy about drinking? Who is crazy about drinking!" Bai Junyi tilted his head to look at him, "Do you hate me? If you hate me, I'll leave! Can't I go?" Withdrew, Xu Leyang's strength in holding him relaxed a little, he got out of the quilt like a golden cicada shedding its shell, even wiped off his underpants and underwear, and crawled up the edge of the bed with his bare lower body...

Ke Muai was holding the pot, Jing Yunsong was holding the teacup, the two children stood on the ground dumbfounded!