Master is not to be provoked

When Ke Yongli was rich last year, he and Wang Daqing were still poker friends, and they often played cards together. Wine and meat friends would wear a pair of trousers if they picked up a wine glass. recognize people.

When Wang Daqing was eating pancakes at a small shop at the end of last year, he had formally told several other poker friends that he would let Ke Muai go to pay New Year's greetings when he was in the first grade of junior high school. Ke Yongli really let the two brothers go, but Wang Daqing is a lover. The ones who take advantage of it, always claiming to be "iron rooster, porcelain crane, glass mouse, glass cat", just want nothing to do, let Wang Aimin block the way with a cannon, and drive Ke Muai and the others away.

Ke Yongli didn't get a penny of New Year's money. Ke Yongli was so angry that he set off a whip at the gate and cursed for a long time. Today, I heard that Wang Daqing's son dared to call him a coward, and his big ass was stabbed by thousands of people. Hooked in one place, kicked over the coffee table, threw away the white jade ring, went to the courtyard, picked up a shovel and went to settle accounts with Wang Daqing.

Wang Daqing was in his yard, moved a deck chair under the apricot tree, and fanned himself with a cattail fan to enjoy the cool air. Suddenly his wife came over and said gloatingly, "Daqing, I see Ke Lao Er is coming here with a shovel in his hands. , Who is this trouble with? I don’t know which brain is messed up, picking dog shit while wearing new shoes, and offended him.”

Wang Daqing's heart skipped a beat. He was invited to school by his teacher the day before yesterday. It was a bit of a conflict with the old Ke's family, but the main thing was that Jing Yunsong was fighting with Ke Lingxiao, which had nothing to do with his family. Xu Leyang, who didn't deal with him, didn't take it seriously. When he heard that Ke Yongli was coming here with a shovel, he became a little vigilant. He quickly got up and went to the house to get the lock, locked the door, and then grabbed the big wall Looking east, he was meeting Ke Yongli's eyes.

Ke Yongli yelled: "Wang Daqing! What are you looking at with your little bastard's head out there? I'm fucking your mother!"

Wang Daqing quickly squeezed out a few smiles: "Second brother, what are you doing, I didn't offend you."

"You didn't offend me? During the Chinese New Year, my children came to pay New Year's greetings. Why did you let your son set off a cannon at the door? This time your son scolded me again, let's settle the old and new grudges together."

While speaking, Ke Yongli went to the bottom of the wall of Wang's house and struck it with a shovel. Wang Daqing was so frightened that he fell back and sat on the ground with the shovel hitting the wall. In order to prevent theft, the rural people would sprinkle a layer of glass shards on the top of the courtyard wall. Usually, when building a wall, you get some scraps of wine bottles, and then sprinkle the glass shards on the cement, and when the cement dries, you put them in the cement.

"You are from Mahler Gobi, you have the guts not to hide!" Ke Yongli found that the gate was locked, he hacked the lock with a shovel, cracked it until it sparked, and kicked it fiercely with his feet, cursing as he kicked. , "Wang Daqing, if you are a man, you can come out, let's fight with real swords and guns, what kind of ability is it to shrink your bastard's head and hide behind the gate?"

Wang Daqing's daughter-in-law trembled in fright: "Second brother, what's wrong with you? Our family Daqing just likes to take advantage of others, and his human nature is not bad. This must be a misunderstanding, you..."

"I misunderstood that your mother has a big underpants! The grass mud horse is a big egg-planing pig!" Ke Yongli just yelled.

Ke Muai said loudly from behind: "Wang Aimin beat my little brother until his head was broken. My dad is here to ask for medical expenses!"

When Ke Yongli heard this, he suddenly woke up, that's right, I can still ask for medical expenses!Immediately he scolded even more vigorously: "The little hooligan raised by your family has been out of the house for eight lifetimes, and the little bastard who raised Chinese grass dared to beat our children. He ate the heart of a bear and swallowed the guts of a leopard. I will lend you two more guts." , Damn you!"

"What? Wang Aimin beat your family loosely? This little bastard!" Wang Daqing jumped angrily, "Don't cause disasters on the earth, only to cause disasters in the sky! Second child, don't be angry, I really don't care about this matter. I don’t know, can I give him a good meal when he comes back? I’ll break his legs, tie them with rope and send them to your house to vent your anger.”

He was reluctant to lose money, and he didn't mention a word of money, but what Ke Yongli wanted was money, and he scolded even more fiercely outside the gate, using a shovel to deform the pattern decoration made of thin steel bars on the gate. The shovel was also chipped quite a bit.

Wang Daqing's daughter-in-law is Wang Aimin's stepmother, and Wang Aimin is usually upset to see her, but this time she stabbed a hornet's nest, and she was even more angry. A litter of bastards from the ancestral grave! They should have been thrown into the cesspit to soak to death when they were born..."

Ke Yongli was unable to open the gate. When she heard the word cesspit, his eyes lit up immediately. He had an idea. The toilets in rural areas are usually opened in the yard, and the back is connected to the cesspit outside the yard. The usual swill and stove ash are all Pour it in, and it accumulates over time, and there are quite a few. In spring, I use the fermented manure inside to water vegetables. Ke Yongli filled a shovel of manure into the cesspit, stretched his waist and stretched his arms, and threw it into the yard with all his strength.

When Wang Daqing saw it, he hurriedly dodged it. His wife was yelling at him, but he couldn't see it. The dung was thrown from behind and immediately spread all over her body. A lot of it was poured into his mouth, and he retched suddenly.

Wang Daqing also ignored her, and covered his head with a big cattail fan and ran back into the house. He knew that Ke Yongli would not be able to persuade him, and the more he persuaded him, the more vigorous he became.

Wang Daqing's daughter-in-law was poured with three shovels of manure one after another, and stumbled towards the house, but Wang Daqing refused to let him in: "You bastard, don't you get everything in the house?"

His daughter-in-law yelled and knocked on the door, but he didn't open it, so his wife had to hide under the gourd rack and go around to the backyard.

Ke Yongli threw a lot of dung, one of them entered the house, and the other went to the backyard. The dung could not be spread to anyone, and only half of the yard was spread. The bicycle in the yard, and the deck chair under the apricot tree, are all fermented manure that has been fermented over the years.

Still puzzled, he picked up stones at the gate and threw them into the yard.

"Crack!" The first hit hit the door glass accurately, and Wang Daqing was so frightened that he sat on the ground with a scream.

Followed by the third and fourth pieces, the largest was half a brick, and the smallest was as big as an egg. They broke the glass of the main room of their house one by one. In less than 10 minutes, more than seven pieces of glass were broken. On the second floor, his daughter-in-law saw it in the backyard and burst into tears: "What evil did I do! Marrying into your family, that little bastard gets into trouble every day, and this time he invites the funeral star to come to the door. Let me tell you Wang Daqing, From now on, in this family, there will be him without me, and there will be me without him!"

Ke Yongli threw a stone, but seeing that Wang Daqing and his wife had no intention of coming out, and the door couldn't be opened, he could only give up resentfully, cursed again, turned around and left with the shovel in hand.

On the way home, Ke Muai added fuel to the fire, hooking up Ke Yongli's anger that had just vented, and said, "Dad, although you smashed the glass in Wang Daqing's house, the culprit is He hasn't received the punishment he deserves yet. Wang Aimin is a bully in our central school. He has hundreds of boys under his command. All the boys in the central school listen to him. One sentence he said is an imperial edict, and he will have to arrange it tomorrow. You, like Ke Yongli is a coward, big ass is stabbed by thousands of people, it is widely circulated in the school, and these students spread it back home, and it won't take long for the whole town to know, and there is..."

He blah blah blah, blah blah, Ke Yongli slammed the shovel on the ground: "Don't fucking talk! Just show your ability, beep beep, beep beep, what are you talking about? Are you busy!"

When he got home, he opened the trunk of the car. This car always breaks down, and he didn't cherish it as much as he did last year. He threw the shovel full of dung into it: "Get in the car! Let's go find him! You little brat, you idiot!" !" He slammed the car door shut.

Starting the car from the tail ditch, Ke Yongli stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, wishing he could kick his foot into the mailbox, and ran to the town in a rage, but the more he was anxious, the more accidents happened. There was thick black smoke, but the speed couldn't be increased. Not long after leaving the village, he started to walk slower and slower, bang, bumped violently, and then stopped moving!

Ke Yongli was so angry that his eyes were red. He took out a tool and opened the cover of the machine. He tinkled and repaired it quietly. Finally, he started the ignition and continued to drive. After less than 5 minutes, he broke down again. There was a strong smell of engine oil in the whole car.

Ke Muai was a little frightened, afraid that the car would suddenly explode and burn.

Just stop and go like this, it took nearly two hours to drive to the stone bridge, which is the big stone bridge across the river at the west entrance of the town. He picked out Ke Muai: "Go! Come with me, tell me, that little brat is in that class, take me there!"

"He plays truant all day long, basically not at school, but in the game hall above the crossroads supermarket."

"What nonsense is he talking about? Hurry up and lead the way! Mahler Gobi!"

Ke Muai had already found out where Wang Aimin was hiding, so he took Ke Yongli straight to this dark game hall with no windows. He opened the door and entered. He was playing Street Fighter while puffing and puffing, besides him, there were six or seven teenagers in the room, smoking at each other, seeing him coming in, that Zhu Xingxing yelled strangely: "Yo ho, it was supposed to be a few days later I'm still going to look for you, but you've come to your door by yourself! You scratched our brother Min's face with a rake, and we have to scratch yours too."

The people next to him booed: "Yeah, use a knife or a cigarette butt, you choose yourself!"