I cook food in Honghuang

Ever since King Zhou obtained Daji, when the two of them met each other, they won the victory but there are countless people in the world.Stick together all day long, Qingqing me, you love me deeply.Of course, it can also be understood as, a bitch and a dog last forever, in short, the two love each other very much.Unlock new postures every day, and explore the great mysteries of life and see the structure of the human body after work.

As mentioned earlier, King Zhou was originally a king with occasional brain twitches. After having Daji, his brain twitches will not close for 24 hours. The queen is angry and Bigan is worried.The pine sword that Yun Zhongzi gave him last time was thrown out as soon as Yun Zhongzi left, Daji didn't even see it.

Since Daji is new to the job, she is eager to get a good resume.Seeing that the chaos in the harem was not enough, he simply stretched out his hand to the front court, harassing the loyal ministers for nothing, and made Bi Gan so angry that he recuperated at home.

When the prime minister was away, King Zhou let himself go.The two talked and laughed in the court, and King Zhou ordered the ministers below to tell some funny things to make Daji laugh. In order to save their lives, everyone racked their brains and told all kinds of cold jokes.One of them had an idea, "Your Majesty, there is a priest in the city who claims to be an apprentice of Empress Chi Huo, and he cooks excellent dishes. Why don't your majesty invite him into the palace to taste immortal dishes."

King Zhou heard that it was interesting, and asked Daji if he wanted to eat the delicacy of the gods.Daji lazily agreed, thinking that no matter how delicious the food in this world is, it is not as nourishing as spiritual energy. If you have the time to eat a few green vegetables, it is better to go back to the fox's den to practice.

The soldiers went to look for Shen Gongbao, and Shen Gongbao came prepared. He specially changed into purple clothes, wore a jade crown, held a whisk, and ordered three cranes to follow.

After crossing the Jiulong Bridge, we went to the front of the hall and rushed to King Zhou Jishou, "I have seen the king."

King Zhou said, "I heard that you can cook immortal dishes."

Shen Gongbao laughed and said, "It's nothing, it's just what Shimen usually eats."

King Zhou said, "Oh, I am lucky to have one."

Shen Gongbao bowed again, "Wait a moment, Your Majesty."

He flew up the dust, and the cranes circling on the eaves rushed into the hall, and fell to the ground and turned into three boys in white clothes. They were only in the age of dancing spoons, and they were handsome. Turned into a white crane and left without a trace.

King Zhou was overwhelmed by this intriguing way of serving food, and said foolishly, "Is this how immortals do it?"

Shen Gongbao said with a smile, "Please, Your Majesty."

Idiots eat like this. The cranes in Babylon are as fat as chickens, and they can't even fly. If they expect those fat cranes to deliver food, they will starve to death long ago.

King Zhou leaned over to look at the golden vessel again, only to find that the pattern on it was extremely exquisite and lifelike, and then looked at another one, which was a statue of a fairy flying into the sky, which made King Zhou amazed again and again.

Daji has long been impatient, one of the three dishes is a whole chicken, made by some unknown method, the whole body of the chicken is golden and fragrant, she tore off a chicken leg and put it in her mouth.Cozy narrowed her eyes, if the nine tails were still there, they would definitely be wagging very fast.

After all, foxes are canines.

King Zhou went to taste the other two dishes, and praised them endlessly after eating them.After the two wolfed down the three dishes, King Zhou put down his chopsticks contentedly, "What reward does the Taoist priest want?"

This would be completely different from Shang Yun's neutron, King Zhou took the initiative to offer a reward, obviously in King Zhou's mind, Shen Gongbao was much more powerful than Yun Zhongzi.

Shen Gongbao smiled slightly, "The poor Taoist is an outsider, and it is a great fortune to be able to serve the king, and I am afraid that I will lose my fortune."

This flattery made King Zhou very happy, and he raised his hand, "Even so, the Taoist priest is willing to be an official in the court."

Daji was licking her fingers there, when she heard that King Zhou was going to do it for Shen Gong Baoguan, she rolled her eyes, lay in King Zhou's arms and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, the Taoist priest is a disciple of Empress Chi Huo, you must not let him down."

Regardless of whether this Taoist is Mistress Chi Huo's apprentice or not, she sells it first, and it will be convenient for her to ask him to cook chicken for herself in the future.

King Zhou originally wanted to say that he would bestow the post of chief steward in charge of the kitchen, but was dismissed by Daji.Looking at Shen Gongbao's dignified appearance and extraordinary demeanor, he couldn't help asking, "Does the Taoist understand state affairs?"

Shen Gongbao said slowly, "I don't understand the poor way, but the poor way knows one thing, and governing a big country is like cooking a small fish."

King Zhou laughed loudly, "How about I give you the post of national teacher?"

Shen Gongbao was neither humble nor overbearing, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

Bigan, who was convalescing at home, heard that King Zhou named a cook as a national teacher. He immediately blew his beard and stared, and slammed the table loudly, "It's unreasonable."

He didn't cover himself with the quilt, he didn't drink the medicine, he got up and walked around the room, and after a while he pointed to the people below and said, "Find out for me the origin of Shen Gongbao."

Shen Gongbao, who was read by Bigan, was writing a letter.

Mrs. Yi Ya, please:

Today, King Zhou forced me to offer food, so my junior had no choice but to give my senior sister some dishes.Sister Mingjian, my junior has only been in the classroom for half a year, and I have never received the true biography of my master. I still don’t know the kitchen utensils. I miss my senior sister day and night, and I just wait to go back to Yingzhou one day to taste my senior sister's handicraft.

After writing thousands of characters eloquently, Shen Gongbao put down his pen with satisfaction and admired the calligraphy on it.Afterwards, he fetched a new volume of bamboo slips and began to write letters to Xuanyuan.

After finishing Xuanyuan's copy, there was already a pile of bamboo slips piled up in the corner. Shen Gongbao bit his pen and thought hard about how to write this letter to his master.

Those who came to inquire about information saw that Shen Gongbao was still writing in the middle of the night, and went back to Bigan and said, "Prime Minister, Shen Gongbao seems to have come prepared."

Bigan's head no longer hurts, his chest is no longer stuffy, and he is full of energy to go to court tomorrow to compete with Shen Gongbao.Let's see who is the pillar of talent.

Shen Gongbao didn't know that Bigan had listed himself as the number one political enemy, so he spent a night writing the letter and yelled three cranes to deliver the letter.I hope that Chi Huo can read the letter immediately.But Chi Huo is not in Yingzhou now, she was invited by Tongtian to be a guest in Penglai, and give papers to Jiejiao disciples.

The weather is fine today, it's time for the student to take the exam.

Chihuo himself also did a little research on the match method, contracted the fill-in-the-blank questions and multiple-choice questions, and Tongtian was responsible for the next five big questions. Duobao was arrested as a strong man and corrected homework there.

After several people were busy for a while, Tong Tian, ​​who was studying the formation, suddenly said, "Why don't you see Big Brother?"

Chi Huo paused, and crossed out a word silently, "Probably doing homework for Xuandu."

After Xuandu returned to Penglai, he couldn't keep up with the class. Duobao's theory class was okay, but Tongtian's math class was completely blind, so he was arrested by Lao Tzu to make up the class. Tongtian didn't doubt it, and continued to write questions.

At this time Xuandu and a few Jiejiao disciples hid on the island to spend time and drink, Xuandu put his arms around Zhao Gongming's neck and hiccupped, "I tell you..."

Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountains.

The boy served tea and left lightly. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief when he left the courtyard, Guang Chengzi and others grabbed him aside and asked him about the situation inside.The boy couldn't bear it anymore and explained everything, "I just brought some tea, and I didn't hear anything."

Yu Ding asked, "Master didn't say a word when you went in."

The boy thought for a while, "My lord mentioned Biyou Palace."

Everyone gasped and left the boy to chatter. One said that the master was going to be violent at last, and the other said that he would go back and kneel on the washboard. They couldn't come to a conclusion after all, so they squatted in the courtyard mourning In addition, but after squatting for a long time, the two of them did not come out. Chi Jingzi became anxious and came up with a bad idea, "I have a magic weapon in my hand. I got it from Brother Duobao in the past, and I can hear the sound from ten miles away."

Daoist Taiyi was in a dilemma, "If Master finds out..."

Everyone shrunk their necks, afraid that death would be ugly.

Chi Jingzi's eyes widened, "The law does not blame the public. Let's listen together. At most, we can face the wall together for 50 years, and we will still be a good man when we finish."

Some people were about to move, Chi Jingzi said again, "Master Uncle Tongtian is very likely to be sent by Uncle Tongtian to ask Master to go back. Master is proud and arrogant. If Master refuses, I am afraid we will never be able to return to Penglai in this life."

In the hearts of the Twelve Golden Immortals, although Yuxu Palace is good, they all grew up in Biyou Palace, and they can't go back now, but they will go back sooner or later.

Well, go back and fight with those goblins of Jiejiao.

So you push me and I push you, and one of them sits down and listens to the corner.

In the house, Yuan Shi knelt in front of Lao Tzu, Ru Yu's face was calm and unwavering, the tea on the table gradually cooled down, and the last puff of smoke in the incense burner extinguished, Lao Tzu opened his eyes, "You understand."

Yuan Shi closed his eyes and remained silent.

Let his disciples go down and mix with the Western religion, and Renjiao and Jujiao will sit behind to enjoy the coolness. This kind of vicious idea can be seen at a glance.He paid Shen Gongbao for this kind of idea, and Yuan Shi expressed his chills.

What about love, brother, don’t you love me the most?

Lao Tzu made his statement, saying that I still love you the most, "Tong Tian is willing to release the Four Swords of Zhu Xian, if you think it is not enough, just take the Tai Chi Tu."

He didn't believe that if the two innate magic weapons were dropped, the Western Church would still be safe and sound.

"His apprentice is an apprentice, and my apprentice is not an apprentice."

Let his disciples end up fighting with the Western religion, and the teacher can't make a single move, just dreaming!If he can turn his face once in the Shanhe Sheji map, he can turn his face a second time.Hehe, the hypocritical brotherhood, I thought the elder brother treated him well, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that.

Lao Tzu said, "This time the Conferred Gods are all occupied by the West. If we don't join hands, Tong Tian may be defeated by two fists."

Yuan Shi sneered, "Look at his appearance in Zixiao Palace, he seems to be afraid of mentioning it? Brother, if you are here for this matter, please come back."

The Twelve Golden Immortals outside the wall are unknown, so Guang Chengzi, the most knowledgeable, said, "It should be for us to join hands with Jiejiao to deal with the West."

Everyone nodded, and heard Lao Tzu say, "Aren't you afraid that Tongtian will join forces with the West?"

Yuan Shi was not afraid at all, "In Tong Tian's heart, the West is more hateful than me."

Lao Tzu said blankly, "You know that too."

Yuan Shi stopped talking.

The younger brothers are more difficult to deal with than the other, and being a big brother is exhausting, remembering what Chi Huo said before, I simply said harshly, "I tell you, you don't do this, and after you become a god, don't go back to Biyou Palace!"

The Twelve Golden Immortals outside gasped, Chi Jingzi shook his hand, and the magic weapon fell to the ground.Then there was a shout, "Who is eavesdropping!"

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Western (bald) class:

"Crying for the Western Religion", "Those Years when the West Was Trapped", "On the N Ways of Trapping the West", "On How I Trapped the West to Death", "The Daily Life of the West Against Heaven", "Killing Those Two Westerners" ""The road to the west caused by feeling pregnant [funny]" "A bald head like Xiaoqiang can't be fucked to death" "Bald is fucked"

Prehistoric category:

"A Woman with Three Eggs (Honghuang)", "Those Years I Was in the Great Desolation", "This Prehistoric World That Looks Like Faces", "My Great Desolation Shura Field", "Deep Routine in the Great Desolation", "I'm Picking Girls in the Great Desolation", "The Great Desolation Was Me Playing Badly" "The Prehistoric Who Accidentally Changed the Style of Painting"

others:

"The Memoirs of Chi Huo", "The Big Things Were Killed", "The Years Between Me and the Three Corpses", "When Will My Scandal End?"

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