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As the first disciple of the Yuan Dynasty, Guang Chengzi was under a lot of pressure.A slip of the tongue caused him to lose his favor, and he was thrown into the cold palace from then on, never to be seen again by Yuanshi.Guang Chengzi tried his best to try to turn Xianyu back and regain his favor.He did not hesitate to risk being crushed to death by Yuanshi, and pushed Yuanshi down from the cloud platform and sent him to the map of Shanhe Sheji. He thought that Yuanshi and Tongtian would be able to reconcile, but he picked up a hero, but unfortunately, Yuanshi and Tongtian broke up up.

Guangchengzi has become a sinner through the ages, and Chanjiao disciples can no longer go to Penglai, because Tongtian walks around the edge of Penglai with Zhuxian sword every day, and if he finds any Chanjiao disciples, he will beat him to death.It caused a lot of internal discussions in the teaching, whether Uncle Tongtian had premature menopause, and he was very good at beating mandarin ducks.

It is not clear whether Tongtian is the FFF group Guangchengzi, but Guangchengzi knows one thing.That is, the way his master looked at him was no different from looking at a dead person. After they came back from Yingzhou that day, Guangchengzi waited anxiously for Yuanshi to call him over, and then told him.

Crane crest red or three-foot white silk, you choose.

Guang Chengzi was so frightened that he was about to cry.He was in this kind of torment every day, waiting and waiting, and when Yuan Shi went out several times, he didn't wait for his own death, but lost a lot of hair.

When Guang Chengzi realized, his last hair was gone.

Inexplicably lost his hair, Guang Chengzi was ashamed to tell his juniors that he was just looking for hair growth methods by himself, using all kinds of Taoism, witchcraft, and herbal medicine. Finally, Guang Chengzi appeared in front of his disciples with an elegant wig, but no one noticed. Guang Chengzi breathed a sigh of relief, but Yuan Shi called him over.

Guang Chengzi: I never thought that I would be bald before my death.

As an omniscient and omnipotent sage, Yuan Shi stared at Guang Chengzi's head for a long time after seeing Guang Chengzi, wondering why Guang Chengzi became like this.

Since this is Guang Chengzi's personal hobby, Yuanshi didn't make a statement, but told the business, "Human race Xuanyuan is destined for you, you go down the mountain to help him."

After finishing speaking, he sent Guang Chengzi out, thinking whether he would join hands with Lao Tzu to imprison Tongtian in Yuxu Palace, where he would eat and live with him, but he didn't believe that Tongtian would hate himself in this way.

It has to be said that Yuan Shi's EQ is terrible.

Being left out in the cold by Yuanshi for so long, and suddenly being told to do business, Guang Chengzi felt uneasy. If possible, he would rather stay in Yuxu Palace for the rest of his life and never come out.But Yuanshi said that Xuanyuan is destined for you, and you can earn some merit by going down to help.

Everyone likes merit, so no matter how reluctant Guang Chengzi was, he packed up dozens of wigs, bid farewell to his juniors, and traveled thousands of miles to Zhuolu to see if Xuanyuan had any thugs.

He was delayed in Yuxu Palace for a few days, and with the addition of the monster race from the human race, the battle situation was completely reversed. It was a coincidence that Guang Chengzi came just in time for the witch race to counterattack.

And the landing location is extraordinarily beautiful.

Chi You vomited blood directly, thinking that Zhunti said one thing and did another, on the surface he said he would help the Wu clan and give him a magic weapon, but then he turned around and sent someone over to destroy him, pointing at Guang Chengzi and scolding, "Zunti you, who eats inside and out little man."

Those of the Wu nationality themselves don't know much about Chanjiao and Western religion. They only know that Western religion and Chanjie religion are both Taoist, and Western religion is a bald donkey.

Guang Chengzi was upset, "I am the first disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun."

Chi You shot back, "Oh, wearing a Taoist robe makes me a disciple of Sanqing."

Guang Chengzi was angry, "I am Sanqing's apprentice."

Chi You, "I shaved my head and still have the face to say it."

Guang Chengzi, "I am naturally bald!"

Chi You hehe, "Western hair shaving techniques are good."

When these two words disagreed, he began to scold. After three sentences, Guang Chengzi was extremely angry, took out the Fantian Seal and threw it on Chi You's head.Fan Tianyin was an innate spiritual treasure made from half of Buzhou Mountain in the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty. Later, it was given to Guang Chengzi. Guang Chengzi slapped people on the head with it. Few of them could withstand this blow.

Without the Twelve Capitals Gods and Demons, Chi You couldn't take another hit on the head, and his head was bleeding on the spot. Chang Xi took advantage of Chi You's panting time, gave Chi You nine rounds of cold moon, and discussed with Guang Chengzi when he was done. "The head is mine, and the body is yours."

Guang Chengzi hurriedly said that there is no need, the demon clan below saw that the Twelve Capitals, the gods and gods, were broken, and they all rushed forward, killing the witch clan to pieces. .

"Zunti, even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go!"

Guangchengzi: He seems to have done a big thing.

The battle of Zhuolu is over, the Wu clan died, some fled, the unlucky ones were like Chi You, who were captured by Chang Xi and beheaded one by one, the lucky ones were like Xing Tian, ​​who didn’t move without his head, all the way west Find the exact revenge.

Although the human race and the demon race won, the demon race suffered heavy injuries, and many of them lost arms and legs. The human race ran away first, so it was not too serious in general.Xuanyuan asked his subordinates to clear up the wounded, and he came to Guang Chengzi himself, held Guang Chengzi's hand and said excitedly, "Thank you, brother, for your help."

Guang Chengzi and Xuanyuan met each other in Yingzhou, and seeing Xuanyuan in armor, Guang Chengzi reacted, "You are the leader of the human race."

Xuanyuan said embarrassingly, "No talent, it became a small country."

Guang Chengzi asked, "You and the Yaozu..."

Xuanyuan said, "Hit the witch clan, senior brother's kick just now was really powerful, it directly broke the formation of the gods and demons in the twelve capitals. Senior brother, you are the great hero of our human race."

Guang Chengzi wanted to say that it was really an accident just now, he didn't know that the magic weapon was so unbearable to be stomped on, and it disappeared with one step.It can be seen that Xuanyuan's adoration made Guang Chengzi secretly happy, especially the words before Xing Tian had no head, Guang Chengzi only felt comfortable all over his body, and a lot of the depression he had been in for a long time disappeared.

Guang Chengzi, "Haha, no matter where, I only used [-]% of my legs."

The two walked back while chatting, everyone celebrated the big victory, and the dinner party was full of lights. , "Dasha, I avenged my parents."

The man asked, "What are your plans after revenge?"

Xuanyuan said foolishly, "Marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a fat boy."

After he finished speaking, he was thrown onto the bed. Before Xuanyuan could react, the other party stripped off Xuanyuan's clothes and pressed him on him.

Here, Chang Xi left from the banquet, and there was no Nine Heavens Profound Girl left or right. After asking several demon clans, someone said, "It seems that Xuanyuan has been sent back."

Chang Xi didn't take it seriously and went back to rest.The next day the Yaozu left, but Xuanyuan came out to see them off. Shennong was embarrassed, "Xuanyuan is too drunk, so he is bedridden today."

Yaozu despised Xuanyuan's weak chicken, only Jiutian Xuannv had a smile in her eyes.

After sending the Yaozu away, Shennong returned to the big tent and said to the person on the bed, "They are all gone."

A person emerged from the bed, it was Xuanyuan who was bedridden, he took Shennong's hand and cried bitterly, "Dasha, my virginity is gone."

Shennong just pretended that Xuanyuan hadn't woken up yet, and fondled Xuanyuan's dog's head, "Don't be afraid, you won't get pregnant the first time."

The Battle of Zhuolu was over, and the Yaozu returned to the Heavenly Court. Most of the Yaozu's troops were lost, and those who survived were basically wounded and needed to retreat for thousands of years to recuperate.And with Dijun and Donghuangtaiyi added to the team, the meaning of this return trip became unclear.

In Lingxiao Palace, Haotian was sitting on the throne, under the Twelve Crowns, he was full of sorrow, he looked at the two people under the jade steps, "Senior Sister, Emperor Jun is back, should I go back to Zixiao Palace..."

Yao Chi yelled, "If you dare to go back, your legs will be broken. My sister sacrificed her beauty to help you settle the previous dynasty. Now you will leave as soon as Emperor Jun comes. Where do you put your sister's heart?"

Haotian shrank his neck, "I'm not afraid of Dijun..."

Yaochi glared at him, "He Dijun is only a Da Luo Jinxian now, you have listened to the master's Taoism for many years, but you still can't beat a Da Luo Jinxian?"

Chi Huo said at the right time, "Don't be afraid, Your Majesty, Empress Nuwa told me that Emperor Jun will go to Xinghai to find the lost demon generals. This time he is just passing by when he returns to Heaven."

Haotian felt relieved, and couldn't help asking again, "Is he really passing by?"

Nonsense, this is the only way to go to Xinghai, if Dijun doesn't pass through the Heavenly Court, it is difficult to pass through Zixiao Palace.

Standing beside the pool fire, Fei Bai smiled, "If your majesty is worried, you can send someone to kill Di Jun after he leaves the Heavenly Court, so as to avoid future troubles."

As soon as these words came out, Lingxiao Temple became quiet, Haotian and Yaochi looked at Chi Huo, and they all heard that the evil corpse was a collection of the evil thoughts of the deity, and if Fei Bai could say such words, he knew how dark Chi Huo was.

As soon as Dijun and Donghuangtai arrived, the two people met each other, and the atmosphere in Lingxiao Hall suddenly became weird. Haotian's eyes wandered, and he didn't dare to look at God Jun's eyes, but Dijun was extraordinarily calm, and gave Haotian a salute, " Fellow Daoist Haotian, long time no see."

It's a fellow Taoist, not His Majesty, it's simply impossible for Di Jun to recognize Haotian as the Emperor of Heaven.

Haotian replied awkwardly, "It's been a long time."

The two emperors looked at each other affectionately there, Chi Huo pulled Fei Bai to block Donghuang Taiyi's sight, with a stiff smile, "Friend Taiyi."

The smile on the corner of Donghuang Taiyi's mouth couldn't be suppressed, "I miss Fellow Daoist Chi Huo very much, has Fellow Daoist Chi Huo ever thought of me?"

Chi Huo took a deep breath and spoke with conscience, "No."

Dong Huangtai's eyes dimmed, and he quickly said, "It doesn't matter if you don't remember, as long as Fellow Daoist Chi Huo is happy."

He lowered his head to look at the Donghuang Bell in his hand, and brought it to Chi Huo, "My brother and I have nothing to repay the life-saving grace of Fellow Daoist Chi Huo. If you don't dislike it, I will accept this bell."

Just as Chi Huo was about to refuse, Fei Bai directly took it over for Chi Huo, "The money and the goods are cleared, and there is no more entanglement."

Donghuang Taiyi didn't seem to care about what Feibai said, and kept looking at Chi Huo, "It's a pity that we have no destiny. We will meet again in the next year. I hope that fellow Taoist can have someone to accompany him."

Chi Huo was moved in his heart, "So is Friend Tai."

Donghuang Taiyi blinked slightly, with some moisture in his eyes, "Fellow Daoist wishes, I dare not refuse."

At this time, Dijun and Haotian had finished chatting. Haotian learned that Dijun and Donghuangtaiyi were the only ones going to Xinghai.

Fuxi came forward with an object in his hands and said with a smile, "If you have it, you won't be afraid."

The battle of Zhuolu ended, the human emperor Xuanyuan and the earth emperor Shennong became holy one after another, the emperor realized the gossip, and his merits and virtues were completed, so far he recovered his original body and was no longer a child.At the same time, his soul was separated from Hetu Luoshu, and Hetu Luoshu returned to its original owner.

Di Jun said, "Hetu Luoshu is the eye of Zhou Tian Xingdou. With the guidance of Hetu Luoshu, no matter how far away I am in the sea of ​​stars, I can find the heaven in the first time."

Haotian excitedly said, "Alright, Heaven is always waiting for your return."

Chi Huo rolled his eyes in his heart, Haotian is a fool, didn't he understand what Di Jun meant?When everyone has found them all, and Zhou Tian's Star Dou array starts up again, it's time for Haotian to pack up and leave.

Borrowing Haotian's words, Di Jun beat the Yaozu, "After I leave, you wait to serve the Emperor of Heaven, and you must not have two hearts."

All the monsters knelt down and praised, everyone knew very well that now Di Jun's cultivation was not as good as that of Haotian, and he probably had to go to practice. In addition to the battle of Zhuolu, the monsters themselves had to recuperate.Then he became respectful to Haotian, wanting to ask for a better cave to recuperate his wounds, Haotian was so moved that his nose and tears burst into tears, crying and yelling that he did not want Dijun to leave.

To prevent Haotian from being even more embarrassing, Chi Huo said, "Xinghai is dangerous and unpredictable, and one more person is one more guarantee. I have a mount that comes and goes like lightning, and I will give it to fellow Taoist Emperor Jun."

Di Jun thought that Chi Huo's mount was a dragon or a phoenix, so he accepted it politely, but when Chi Huo called the mount over, everyone fell silent.

Isn't this a sorcerer?

Chi Huo said with a smile, "How does Fellow Daoist Emperor Jun feel?"

When Di Jun saw Kunpeng's dead face, he couldn't help thinking of all kinds of things back then, and his face was full of murderous looks, "Fellow Chihuo is a good cook, I want to ask how well cooked the boiled fish is?"

Kunpeng:……

The author has something to say:

Guangchengzi's baldness is a heart disease. When Tongtian and Yuanshi reconciled, Guangchengzi's hair will grow back.

The Battle of Zhuolu is finally finished, and the next step is to confer the gods...

Thanks to Mo Ying, Yanshi Xie Yi, and Jinxiu Huanian for their landmines

感谢花斑蛇尾、的几次方x4、峰?、催更的宝宝x30、夙吟x5、Chinatsux20、白露为霜、鸢栀x10的营养液