I cook food in Honghuang

I see that you have a predestined relationship with the West.

Once upon a time, Zhun Ti and Jie quoted this sentence... taught batch after batch of human races, guided them to shine for the Western religion, and contributed their own strength.It was an extremely beautiful day, and every day he could use this sentence to trick a human race.

But when he heard this sentence from Tongtian's mouth, Zhun mentioned that it was not very beautiful, no matter how he heard it, he felt that this sentence was ugly, and he thought it was an eyesore to the people in front of him.

In all fairness, Tongtian's appearance is among the best in Honghuang. He and his two older brothers can be called the three great kings of Honghuang. If they make their debut, Chi Huo said that she will be the president of the support club.

Looking good these days, I can really do whatever I want.Don't you see that the disciples of Jiejiao have a deep love for Jiejiao, because the beauty left by the heavens accounts for a large part of it.

Seeing a beautiful woman in class, smiling at you earnestly and kindly, the sense of happiness is overwhelming.In particular, this beauty has many magic weapons, loves the short, and has a good temper.How many monks are going forward and trying to enter the Jiejiao... What, you said that Yuanshi Tianzun who is explaining the teaching next door is also a beauty.

I don't care, my teacher is the most beautiful.

Now that the Great Beauty Tongtian Sect is mainly coming to the West, the pressure on the two aborigines is suddenly great.Because they are not comparable in appearance. As the saying goes, one side supports the other, and the spiritual mountain is barren. It is impossible to produce two great talents. It is impossible to spend money on plastic surgery.

Zhunti licked his chapped lips, "I'm small in the west, I'm afraid my brother might not be used to it."

Tong Tian took out a magic weapon, "It's okay, I have many magic weapons."

Expansion space is not a problem.

Zhun mentioned that it is a lie to say that you are not envious when you see a magic weapon, and it is an innate spiritual treasure.How many treasures did Master give to Tongtian?

Forcing himself to move away from the radiant magic weapon, Zhun Ti said again, "I have a lot of Westerners, and I don't have the manners, so I'm afraid I will offend my brother."

Tongtian took out a few more small flags, "It's okay, I have many magic weapons."

One by one is not respectful to oneself.

Zhunti's eyes were about to pop out, he gritted his teeth and said, "My Western teachings are different from those of Jujiao, so I can't give a brother a title."

This question was really embarrassing for Tong Tian, ​​he took the magic weapon and thought for a while, "It's okay, let's go with you."

Anyway, he had enough apprentices, so it would be pointless to accept him again.

Tongtian was so generous that he made sure to raise the level of tension, which confirmed the previous guess.These three Qings are working together to kill them in the West.

Zhunti simply opened the skylight and said frankly, "Brother, I, Xixi, have no grievances or enmities with you, why are you pressing me to death!"

Clay figurines also have a three-point temper, Tongtian, don't go too far.

Tong Tian was puzzled, "Did I force you?"

He just wanted a place to live.

Thinking about being bullied by his two elder brothers, he couldn't go back home.Wanting to go to the same sect but being rejected by Zhunti, Tong Tian was very wronged, "We are all brothers in the same sect, you reject me every time, brother, I am really sad."

Zhunti: Get out!Who and you are brothers.

Zhunti's murderous aura could hardly be held back, "They're all from the same sect, why don't senior brothers go to Nuwa's place to live?"

It is not a conspiracy or something that must go to the West.

Tong Tian was embarrassed, "Nuwa is a woman after all, I see her flirting with Fuxi, I'm afraid Wa Palace will have another male master in a few years' time. It would be embarrassing for me to stay here again."

Isn't it embarrassing for you to live in someone else's brother's house!

Tongtian's shamelessness deeply irritated Zhunti, he almost wanted to roll up his sleeves and fight with Tongtian, he was guided to press Zhunti, and whispered, "Junior, calm down."

Zhu Xian Four Swords, Zhu Xian Four Swords.Don't think about fighting with Tongtian.

Zhunti passed the Four Swords of Jade Immortal in his stomach once, forced a smile, "I'm a child in the west, I'm afraid the reception is not good enough, brother, please come back."

Tongtian accused Zhunti with his eyes, nonsense, the whole west is yours.Where is it small?

Zhunti wanted to roll up his sleeves again.Receiving and holding him down, "Junior Brother, Four Swords of Jade Immortals, Four Swords of Jade Immortals."

Aggrieved, Zhunti put down his sleeves, met Shang Tongtian's clear and pitiful eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "Brother, please do what you want."

Tong Tian took advantage of the situation, "That's good, it's close to Lingshan, and it's easy to walk around."

Zhunti looked left at Lingshan Mountain and right at Tongtian, feeling that he was an idiot standing in the middle.

If I had known earlier, I would have made an appointment to meet in Penglai.

The two-on-one Zhunti and the reception were completely defeated, and when he returned to Lingshan, Zhunti said bitterly, "Tongtian deceives people too much."

Jie Yin took it for granted, and told the disciples below, there is a big devil out there who eats human flesh, you have to be careful.

Some members of the congregation foolishly said, "Master, if that's the case, why didn't you send someone to kill him?"

Jieyin was silent, this is a very serious question.

They wanted to kill Tongtian, but they couldn't...

Hey, let's work hard.

After a few days, Maria ran over, "Master, did you send Asura out?"

Seeing Maria's impatient look, Zhunti wondered, "No."

They teach harmony and friendship in the West, and hope that the flood will be peaceful, and those who fight and kill are not suitable for monks.

Maria said, "Then why are they all gone?"

Zhun Ti pinched his fingers and counted, and his expression changed drastically.

He rushed to the top of the mountain with Jieyin and a group of disciples, and saw a group of Asura sitting in a circle around Tongtian, with intoxicated expressions, pink eyes, and exaggeratedly holding their faces in their hands. Saint Tongtian sleeps for one night, and death is worth it."

Zhunti almost wanted to scold Tongtian for being a beauty!

He descended from the sky, surrounded by purple air, stepped on auspicious clouds, covered his head with a canopy of five colors, and held a blessing pestle in his hand. When he met Tongtian, he said loudly, "Fellow Tongtian."

Tongtian is sitting on a boulder, dressed in green clothes, with red lips, white teeth, and eyes like lacquer. He sees them like a dazzling array of jade.When he heard Zhunti calling himself, he looked back and smiled, "Junior Brother Zhunti."

There was a gasp from below.

"I really want to go with Sage Tongtian."

Zhun mentioned that he was in a bad mood, thinking to himself that these Asuras had shallow eyesight and judged people by their looks.

Tongtian was very happy to see Zhunti, "They're all from my own family, so why put on a big pose. Junior brother, come down."

Zhunti really wanted to refuse, but seeing that there were so many Asuras around him, all of them wished to stick to Tongtian's side, calm down, and drive away Asura, so that these thugs would not run away with Tongtian.

Asura, who was kicked out three feet away, was very dissatisfied, "The leader is too much, and he monopolizes the Babel Saint."

The other Asuras nodded in agreement, complaining that Zhunti was too weak to allow them to have close contact with their idols.

To mention:  …

He wrote down a few troublemakers, and was about to go back to clean them up, but he saw a few Asuras happily holding the magic weapon, showing off to the side that it was given to them by the sage Tongtian.

Zhunti turned his head, "Brother, did you spend money?"

Going to his door to preach is not counted, and he used magic weapons to buy people's hearts.Tongtian is really unfathomable.

Tongtian didn't care, "It's okay, it's not worth a lot of money."

Master Tongtian is omnipotent, and all magic weapons are refined one by one.

Zhunti, who was living on a budget, was hit hard, and looked at Tongtian with the same eyes as a poor man looks at a rich second generation, full of envy and hatred.

He felt that he couldn't let Tongtian stay any longer, so he coaxed the Asura clan around in just a few days, and he might even buy off the congregation in the New Year.Zhunti deeply felt that his status as the leader of the West was not guaranteed, so he played an emotional card with Tongtian, "How is the life of the brother, hey, I am poor in the West, and I can't compare with the dojo of the brother."

Don't let Tongtian live too well these few days. His disciple Chi Huo is helping to take care of him, and his two elder brothers are not here. Tongtian can do whatever he wants, and he is in a good mood.

Zhunti's bitterness is in stark contrast to Tongtian's excitement, making it seem like Zhunti is the one who has nowhere to go.

Zhun Ti said earnestly, "Senior brother has been out for so many days, it's time to go back, so that senior brother Yuanshi won't worry."

Tongtian pulled his face down, "I won't go back."

He thought it over, let Duobao bring all his disciples here after a while, then the East and the West will be one family, brothers, regardless of you and me.

He told Zhunti of this idea, and asked Zhunti to prepare in advance, and later made a housewarming ceremony, so that the disciples of the two religions could get acquainted with each other.

At that time, Zhunti wanted to hack Tongtian to death, infiltrate the West and call it the joy of housewarming, which is simply despicable, sinister and cunning.

Angrily led the Asura clan back, Zhunti scolded Maria when he saw Maria, "I can't do a little thing well."

Maria guessed that Zhunti had been angered by Tongtian, but she didn't take it seriously, and led the Asura family back.

Zhunti was sitting there alone, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he approached him for guidance, "Brother, we can't just sit and wait for death."

Jieyin is also very annoying to Tongtian outside the door, but when he thinks of the Four Swords of Jade Immortals, Jieying feels a pain in his flesh.Therefore, I persuaded Zhunti, "Don't do it if you are not [-]% sure."

His lotus platform cannot withstand a second cut.

Zhunti sneered and said, "Didn't Tongtian quarrel with Yuanshi? Why don't we go along with the flow and be a good person so that their brothers can reconcile as before. Let's see if Tongtian has any reason to stay in the west."

A few days later, Maria, who was guiding the Asura family to chase stars, received a call from Chihuo, "What did you do?"

Maria was puzzled, "I didn't do anything."

Chi Huo paused, "Don't you know, Zhunti went to Kunlun Mountain."

Great God Pangu, Zhunti actually went to find Yuanshi. Is this the rhythm of the four sages joining forces?

Kunlun Mountain Yuxu Palace,

Yuanshi stands on the cloud platform, wearing a crane cloak, holding a jade ruyi, looking at the sea of ​​clouds below, with a sense of carelessness.Zhunti stood behind Yuanshi, his face hurting.

If it is said that Tongtian among the Three Purities looks down on all things and looks down on people, then Yuanshi just doesn't treat you as a human being, Zhunti has been standing there for a long time, and Yuanshi didn't even turn his head.

"Senior Brother Yuanshi, Senior Brother Tongtian has lived with me for a few days, do you think..."

Take it back, take it back, hurry up.

Hearing the word Tongtian, Yuan always reacted, "He didn't pay the rent?"

Otherwise, why would you run to yourself?

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Zhunti: I, the renter, pay money

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