I cook food in Honghuang

Kunpeng's life can almost be described as unlucky.He has a noble lineage, and is the only divine beast in the prehistoric world that goes to the sky as a bird and enters the sea as a fish.Successful in cultivation, fast on foot, one of the top six preachers in Zixiao Palace, with great strength; he was also regarded as a demon master by Di Jun.There are also merits and virtues, such as the merits of creating demonic literature, a proper cultural demon, at first glance, it looks like a top student who graduated from a prestigious university.A certain sleepy son of the human race in the later generations said that there is a fish in the dark north, and its name is Kun, and the Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot... Cough, Kunpeng has such good innate conditions, it stands to reason that it should develop well in the future.

In fact, in terms of origin, Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi were born on the sun star, which is much more noble than Kunpeng.In terms of cultivation, Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi are at the quasi-sage level, and Donghuang Taiyi has the reputation of No. 1 under the saint.In terms of merit, Emperor Jun has the merit of establishing the heavenly court and unifying the demon clan.What's even more exasperating is that the two brothers were born with innate magic weapons, and they are much more powerful than the poor and white Kunpeng.

It's like you finally graduated from a prestigious university, got an offer from a Fortune [-] company, and entered the company to have a look.Find out that the rich second generation who overwhelmed you when you were in college is also there, with a higher status than you and a handsomer person. What's even more annoying is that he is also a real person who uses his skills to get through the back door.

Are you angry?

All in all, Kunpeng's bird was born under the cover of the two brothers Di Jun, so it was dull and colorless.

Ever since Zixiao Palace lost its position in preaching, Kunpeng's bird life has started a hard-working mode.There is no other role in becoming a sage, calling the emperor Junlai, fighting Taiyi, and writing Fuxiqiang.After going around and going around, Kunpeng got an extra job title as the prince washing horses, and went to read and read for Xiao Jinwu, because everyone agreed that no demon is more suitable for this job than Kunpeng.

Kunpeng is so angry.

Later, the Golden Crow volleyed in the sky, and the monster clan and the witch clan were completely enmity. Kunpeng won a lot of honor for the monster clan with his despicable shamelessness, and everyone looked at Kunpeng with admiration.Kunpeng originally thought that through this battle, he could reach the peak of Tousheng and marry Bai Fumei Changxi.As a result, it turned out that the Yaozu was almost finished.

Kunpeng simply did nothing, took Dijun's Hetu Luoshu and ran away.

He felt that the Lich War, in detail, was a street fight triggered by the disagreement between Di Jun's family and the neighbor Zu Wu.The nine princes who were shot to death were Di Jun's sons, and Xi He who blew himself up was Di Jun's wife and had nothing to do with Kunpeng.

It's just that Di Jun's family has a big business, occupying half of the prehistoric world, and Zu Wu is rich and powerful, and can challenge Di Jun.Fighting is also earth-shattering.

Kunpeng naturally hoped that the Yaozu would win, but the problem was that the war changed after it was fought, and both sides had the idea of ​​'I will drag you to hell if I die', and they choked each other's necks.As the saying goes, those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes. Di Jun died of his wife and son, it doesn't matter, if they go to hell together, they will go to hell.But Kunpeng still has ideas. He is still young, and he still wants his wife and children to be hot and comfortable for the rest of his life.

So Kunpeng ran away, he took the Hetu Luoshu at a speed of [-] miles, and ran back.In the blink of an eye, he ran from Heaven to his hometown Beiming, and was about to go into the sea with a set of freestyle, breaststroke, and butterfly strokes. When he unlocked new postures, Chihuo appeared.

That big killer, Chi Huo, actually appeared in Beiming.

The Kunpeng song stopped singing, and the tail didn't flick either.Turned into a human form and stood on the head of the cloud, facing Chi Huo far away.

Why would Chi Huo be regarded as a big killer? Everyone didn't pay attention to Chi Huo when he first preached in Zixiao Palace, and felt that he was a Daoist boy like Haotian Yaochi.later……

It is said that the Zhunti saint was beaten by Chihuo and outsiders, and it was also heard that the twelfth-grade lotus platform that received the saint was beheaded.

When everyone heard the news, they thought it was miserable at first, but after thinking about it, oh my god, the two saints were played like this by Chi Huo.Now Chihuo has not been sanctified, but it will be necessary to be sanctified in the future.

Therefore, Chihuo has been classified as a high-risk species.

High Risk: Highly dangerous.

At this moment, the high-risk species Chihuo smiled at the rare species Kunpeng, "I think boiled fish tastes very good."

After finishing speaking, he glanced up and down at Kunpeng, his eyes were full of wolves, and he was almost drooling.

Speaking of which, Kunpeng is really big. The original shape just now is more than enough to eat for hundreds of years, but I don’t know whether it is meat or not.

The alarm sounded in Kunpeng's mind, and he forced a smile on his face, "I don't know what Fellow Daoist Chi Huo is doing in Beiming?"

Chi Huo put her hands in her sleeves, her almond eyes were full of smiles, her red lips opened and closed, revealing a few white teeth, she said to Kunpeng, "Eat fish."

eat fish...

Kunpeng fell silent.

"Roasted chicken is also good." Chi Huo was in high spirits, "Daozu likes salt-baked chicken very much, and every time he says that I cook too little."

This is a threat. Threatening him with Daozu, is it true that he is Kunpeng and can be bullied by others!

Kunpeng lowered his face, and his already gloomy face became even more gloomy, "Fellow Daoist, leave quickly without incident, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

Chi Huo smiled and said, "Speaking of which, I do have something to ask the demon master, but I am afraid that the demon master will not agree."

When Kunpeng raised his head, he saw Chi Huo throwing a gourd, behind him was a great light, and countless magic weapons were faintly visible in the golden light.Chi Huo turned around, took out a sword, and turned his head slightly, "So I brought some magic weapons to show the demon master."

The corners of Kunpeng's eyes twitched, which was called cross-eyed, and it was almost as good as an experiment with him.Why does this woman have so many magic weapons? Although the Hetu Luoshu in his hand is very powerful, there is only one Hetu Luoshu. There are thousands of pieces behind Chi Huo, and the number alone can crush him to death.

Kunpeng said angrily, "Chi Huo, don't bully people too much!"

Chi Huo flicked the Xueliang sword, and said with a smile, "Where is the demon master, how could I bully people?"

Chi Huo deliberately paused, and smiled brighter, "I only bully fish and birds."

Kunpeng was about to die of anger, didn't this clearly bully him!

If you can't be hard, you can be soft, Kunpeng lowered his figure, "Friend Daoist and I, Donghuang, also have lovers. If the Yaohuang didn't insist on obstructing us, I would have to call you Dongfei Niangniang when we meet."

Chi Huo's face changed, "Let's fight."

What about Concubine Dong, blind your fish eyes, no matter how much she loses her worth, she won't marry to the Heavenly Court, and become a sister-in-law with Xihe.Is it because I think I didn't die fast enough, or I am anxious to be a widow.

When the flattery hit the horse's leg, Kunpeng was still the first to come out.Seeing that a fight was about to start if there was a disagreement, Kunpeng looked at the magic weapon behind Chi Huo, and was about to use his magical powers to escape.

The previous battle had consumed a lot of his energy, and he didn't want to fight Chi Huo again.Just want to rest.

Chi Huo said coldly, "If you dare to run away, I will shoot you to death with a spatula."

Kunpeng said disdainfully, "If you have the ability to catch up with me, we'll talk about it."

He opened his arms and turned into a big bird. He was about to ride the wind and waves to soar for nine days. He flicked his wings, but he didn't fly.Kunpeng didn't believe in evil, so he changed his form again and became a big fish. He planned to dive into the sea, but he was directly trapped by an invisible big net.He planned to transform into a human form, but his body was empty, with no aura at all.The supernatural power was directly sealed.

Chi Huo's voice came from behind, and said faintly, "It's time to slaughter."

She set up a formation in Beiming, and waited for Kunpeng to throw himself into the net. It turned out that Chi Huo caught a big fish in his net.

The long sword pierced into the back, and pulled down with the momentum, which is marked as a fish technique.Kunpeng was in a hurry, holding back the severe pain and said, "Fellow Daoist wait a minute, we have something to discuss."

Chi Huo refused to listen, and changed to a kitchen knife and began to scrape the scales of the fish.

"Fellow Daoist... As long as Mistress Chi Huo spares her life, I am willing to be an ox and a horse for Mistress Chi Huo!"

Chi Huo put away the kitchen knife and patted the back of the fish, "Actually, I don't kill, I'm a vegetarian."

Who are you deceiving!

Even with a lot of unwillingness in his heart, Kunpeng still made a contract with Chi Huo, unwilling to be Chi Huo's footwork.

Bai was so happy that a big fish pond fire, touched the smooth belly of the fish and said, "It looks so cute."

Kunpeng dared not speak out.

The first thing Chi Huo did after accepting Kunpeng was to order Kunpeng to rescue Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi.

Kunpeng refused with his body because he stole Dijun's Hetu Luoshu, and Dijun would chop him up if he went back.

Chi Huo smiled and said, "I know it will be difficult for you to go back, so I specially prepared ginger milk for you. As long as you eat this, no one will dare to do anything to you within a quarter of an hour."

Except her of course.

Kunpeng was dubious, "If this thing has a great magical effect, why don't you go?"

Chi Huo said, "I will be arrested by Taoist ancestor and put in confinement."

Facing Kunpeng's suspicious gaze, Chi Huo spread his hands and said, it's true, Hongjun will try to put her in confinement, what preaching, and force her to write novels.Anyway, Hongjun is satisfied when she suffers.

Forcibly taking away Kunpeng's soul, Chi Huo said, "As long as you bring back Dijun and Donghuang Taiyi, I will return it to you. If not..."

Chi Huo rubbed the plasticine in his hands, and Kunpeng rolled on the spot in pain.She took the Hetu Luoshu stolen by Kunpeng along the way, and said to Kunpeng, "Remember, you have to live."

Kunpeng couldn't even cry after being drawn out of his soul and losing Hetu Luoshu.He mourned his tragic life in place, and Chi Huo forced Kunpeng to eat ginger juice and milk, "The effect of ginger juice and milk is only a quarter of an hour, can you seize this opportunity..."

Chi Huo's smile gradually became dangerous.

In desperation, Kunpeng had no choice but to turn into a big bird and rush back to the Heavenly Court.At this moment, the Heavenly Court is still fighting, and the battle situation is becoming more and more tense. Most of the twelve ancestor witches are dead, and the remaining few will drag Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi to blow themselves up.Kunpeng thought of the look in Chi Huo's eyes when he was about to leave, and hurried down to save people.

Strange to say, Zuwu suddenly stopped when he saw Kunpeng, and cried, "Monster, your demon emperor is too much."

"He killed my brother, I want to beat his chest with my little fist."

"He was so angry that he couldn't breathe."

One or two is fine, as is the case with all the witches.Seeing the escaped Kunpeng coming back, the Yaozu cried, "Monster, what should we do without you!"

Even Di Jun, who was stolen from Hetu Luoshu by Kunpeng, was overbearing when he saw Kunpeng, and said affectionately, "Little fairy, you are playing with fire."

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Ginger Juicing Milk (Earth Level): Special Bonus: May you be treated with tenderness by this world

PS: All dish bonuses are invalid for saints

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