I cook food in Honghuang
Chapter 30
After Zhunti and Jieying left, Feibai leaned out against the wall in a weak state, and spat out blood.
Patriarch Styx felt a little better seeing that this guy hadn't left yet.But the general mentality is still, the shameless western duo, rob my heir, destroy my sea of blood, I will fight with you!
The Patriarch Styx, who had never fought before, was very sad.
At this time, Patriarch Styx was in the trough period of his life, the primordial purple energy was gone, and the Asura clan was gone, Patriarch Styx felt very cool.
Feibai stood up at this moment. He presented Yuantu in front of the ancestor Minghe, and smiled weakly, "It's always useful."
Patriarch Minghe was very moved, he had misread Feibai, how could he kill Feibai if he was so good.He took Fei Bai's hand and said, "You are the best."
Not for nothing.
Many people knew about the great achievements of the Western duo after they formed the Holy Spirit, and everyone scoffed at them.Gong Gong of the Wu nationality said, "This West is really shameless, bullying others because of its own sanctification."
The other ancestral witches nodded again, unanimously cast aside the western duo, and felt a little bit of sympathy for Patriarch Styx.And because of this, they went to the underworld to be extra polite to Patriarch Styx and became Honghuang's best neighbors.
I will not mention this for later, when Yaozu learned that the two in the west formed a saint, the boss Di Jun calculated and understood the ins and outs of the whole thing, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.
It seems that this Western duo is going to fight the Patriarch Styx forever.
However, because this pair has no hatred or grudge against the witch clan, and they don't like to deal with the monster clan.After the gossip, Dijun didn't push it any further, but started to brainwash Donghuang Taiyi.
For example, how is Chang Xi? Have you chatted with Chang Xi today? Chang Xi is living comfortably in the Heavenly Court, whether he is having fun or not.
The mother asked her son's attitude after returning from a blind date.
Donghuang Taiyi was depressed, and Di Jun asked ten questions before answering one.Lovesickness looks terminally ill.As a result, Emperor Jun couldn't help but start a conspiracy theory, guessing whether it was a beauty trick used by Daozu to deliberately weaken the fighting power of the monster clan and support the witch clan.
Thinking of this, Dijun was full of fighting spirit, so he called Kunpeng and the two to discuss how to play tricks on the Wu Clan.
Chi Huo didn't know that she was about to become a demon concubine with Di Jun.She squatted obediently in Yingzhou, waiting for Penglai's reply.
After a while, Daotong came to visit and brought Lao Tzu's message, "Master invites Mistress Chi Huo to come to Penglai to discuss eating chicken."
Chi Huo thought for a while, guessing that I didn't understand the rules of the game, and asked her to help.Of course, it is also possible that they are bothered by persuasion and plan to apply for foreign aid.
Since Penglai is not far from Yingzhou, Chi Huo thought about it and set off with Kong Xuan.
When I arrived in Penglai, I saw a large group of monks squatting there, asking and answering, it was very lively, and some of them set up stalls there to sell spiritual herbs, just like a vegetable market.Seeing this, Chi Huo thought to himself, fortunately Sanqing would be in a cold war, otherwise Yuan Shi didn't know how angry he would be when he saw that his house had become a vegetable market.
Seeing that it was Chi Huo from Zixiao Palace who came, everyone stood up and saluted Chi Huo. Many of them were incarnations of monster races. Huo stared at one of them, and finally couldn't help it, and hurried away.
The man didn't know why Chi Huo was staring at him, but he was nervous and happy when Chi Huo took a fancy to him.
Others reminded him, "Dingguang, the ears are exposed."
After entering Biyou Palace, Daotong waited for a long time, and was very happy to see Chi Huo, "Miss Chi Huo, you are finally here. Last night, Master Yuanshi and Master Tongtian quarreled again."
Chi Huo's brain twitched, "Fighting on the bed?"
Dao Tong didn't know what was going on in Chi Huo's mind, so he subconsciously replied, "No, it was arguing in my master's room."
Chi Huo hurriedly put away the messy things, feeling sympathetic, quarreled and quarreled, ran to Lao Tzu's room and quarreled too much.
If you don't sleep, others have to sleep.
So when he saw Lao Tzu, Chi Huo expressed deep sympathy for this hard-working elder brother, "I'm tired."
I took a sip of the tea and sighed deeply.
There are two problems, brother, he is really worried.
After a few polite words between the two, they quickly got to the point, and I asked, "What do you mean by this chicken-eating game?"
Chi Huo said, "It is to put a group of people in a circle and kill each other, ah no, compete with each other, and whoever survives in the end wins."
Lao Tzu stared at the pool fire for a while, and sighed, "Zhunti's loss is not unjust."
A good apprenticeship trial can turn into a massacre, and when it's really scheming people, nothing can be done.
Chihuo's black line, "Phantom trials will not kill people."
It's really dead, whoever dares to come to Penglai, Sanqing's signboard will be down.
Chi Huo explained, "Tongtian recruits disciples without discrimination, and it is easy to mix good and bad. It is not a good thing for Tongtian; Yuanshi recruits disciples harshly, requiring background and footwork. Although it can guarantee the quality of disciples, it cannot be sure of character. Now Penglai is gathering outside With so many monks, it’s definitely too late to interview each one, so it’s better to choose one out of ten thousand first, this will not only appease Tong Tian and Yuan Shi’s emotions, but also give the monks an explanation.”
After thinking for a long time, Lao Tzu said, "Yes."
Hearing that there was a play in the pool, he continued to fight, "I can't do this trial formation alone, I need Tongtian to help, Yuanshi over there..."
Lao Tzu is very face-saving, "I'll do it."
The two hit it off immediately and walked separately, Lao Tzu went to talk to Yuan Shi, and Chi Huo went to chat with Tong Tian.
In addition, when the monks outside Penglai saw Chihuo go in, they didn't see Sanqing for half a month. Some people were impatient, "Whether the Sanqing will accept disciples or not, or I will leave."
The person next to him persuaded, "Wait a little longer, wait a little longer."
So I waited outside Penglai for another half a year. I had no food or drink for half a year, and I hadn't sheltered from the rain. It was more difficult than practicing.Those who rely on their own cultivation level can't be persuaded by their temper, and they leave completely. The rest of the cultivation level are still shallow and hope to try their luck, and some really want to worship Sanqing as their teacher.After three years like this, there was finally movement in Biyou Palace.Said that if you want to be a teacher, you can, you have to pass the trial first.
Some people felt dissatisfied when they heard that they needed more trials, and flung their sleeves away.Those who didn't leave followed Daotong into the main hall, one by one raised their necks and looked up at Sanqing above. Seeing Sanqing's true face, they were taken aback, oh, so they look like this.
A face-to-face Taoist stood beside Sanqing, seeing the commotion below, his face turned cold, and he let out a coercive voice, "Quiet."
Everyone was taken aback by the coercion of the Taoist, secretly wondering who this is, with such a high level of cultivation.Seeing him standing on the edge of Tongtian, he couldn't help guessing.
The Taoist ignored the exploring sight below, his eyebrows relaxed slightly, and he said loudly, "This trial only takes one person."
This is the result of discussion between Chi Huo and Sanqing. For the first time to accept a disciple, you can't just accept a named disciple and just settle down. It would be embarrassing if it spread.It's better to take advantage of the large number of people now to announce the news to let outsiders know that Sanqing accepts disciples very harshly and strictly, and it's not just a cat or a dog.
At the same time, it was also Yuanshi's mind, wanting to put an end to Tongtian's disorderly acceptance of disciples.Tong Tian hummed on the surface, but thought in his heart, it's another story for being cute.
Everyone was chattering again, almost turning the palace upside down.Yuan Shi's face was uneasy, and he let out a little coercion, and everyone immediately quieted down.
"Those who refuse to accept can leave now without hindrance."
According to Yuan Shi's thinking, none of these people is desirable, and he wished they could all get out.
With Yuanshi's face of driving away tourists, most of the people are missing.After the Taoist confirmed that the rest of the players would participate, he explained the rules of the game in detail and pointed out that cheating is not allowed.
The brave one asked, "What if I cheated?"
The Taoist swept his sword eyebrows, and sneered, "I admire your courage to cheat under the eyes of a saint."
The man was suddenly as quiet as a chicken.
Everyone nodded like a pounding garlic, expressing that they absolutely dare not.
After speaking the rules, the Taoist waved his long sleeves and led everyone out of the hall.When everyone reacted again, they were already soaring above the clouds, and looked down. This illusion was so hard to tell whether it was real or not, it made people feel like they were actually there.The Taoist reminded, "You can land at any time, don't force it."
The daring ones went down first, and left one after another soon after. At the end, everyone was gone, and there was only one person left on the cloud.
The Taoist urged him, "Why don't you leave?"
The man looked young, with two long ears hanging down, a small waist drawn out by snow-white silk, tears hanging on his palm-sized face, and looking at the Taoist with red eyes, his expression was even pitiful. "I, I'm afraid of heights."
The Taoist smiled coldly in his heart, with a soft face, and comforted him, "I'll teach you, you won't be afraid if you close your eyes."
The young man was very obedient, he closed his eyes ignorantly, and asked obediently, "And then?"
The Taoist kicked him away.
He didn't forget that Chi Huo stared at the little brat for a long time before he came over.
A coquettish slut who seduces his venerable under the guise of being a teacher.
Smelly shameless thing!
After sending all the people away, Duobao returned to the main hall, where a large mirror had already been erected, clearly playing the scene in the trial formation.Tong Tian watched with enthusiasm, and even commented with Chi Huo, and what he said made sense.Although Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi didn't speak, they were all focused on the mirror. It would be a lie to say they were not interested.
A picture of eating, drinking and having fun.
Duobao twitched the corners of his mouth, and reported the situation truthfully, "Return to Master, everyone has been put down."
Chi Huo liked this Taoist very much when he saw his gentle and courteous appearance. "Tongtian, where did you accept your apprentice?"
Tong Tian wondered, "What a treasure you have received."
Chi Huo almost spit out a mouthful of tea, Duobao, who are you kidding?Her Duobao is a soft and cute loli.
I don't want Duobao to come to Chi Huo, feeling wronged, "Your Honor, don't you recognize me?"
Facing a big man who was nearly two meters tall, Chi Huo wiped off his cold sweat and said with a dry smile, "I recognize it."
Duobao smiled gently, and sat down next to the pool fire, completely ignoring Tongtian.Show courteousness to Chi Huo, "I'll peel what you want to eat, my lord."
The future Daoist Duobao is still turning his elbows outward today.
Under the auspices of Chi Huo, Sanqing's first apprenticeship was in full swing.The specific situation is that everyone is fighting each other in the trial formation, betraying teammates, and fighting to the death.Sanqing is eating and drinking outside, watching the whole process, you deserve to have the high-definition live broadcast.
At first, Yuanshi despised the depraved behavior of Tongtian and Chihuo, but later he couldn't help it, ate fried chicken nuggets while watching, and discussed with Lao Tzu which one would win.
"This one is not bad."
As a result, he was headshot in the next second.
Tong Tian smiled and said, "Second brother has poor eyesight."
Yuan Shi couldn't hold back his face, and refused to talk to Tong Tian.Continue to discuss candidates with Lao Tzu, whoever he likes, the other party will be headshot within three seconds.Afterwards, Chi Huo was puzzled.
Does Yuanshi Tianzun have his own rebellious spirit, saying that one will die and the other will die.
This prehistoric version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds ended under Yuan Shi's black face.The final winner is a Miaoman woman, who took advantage of Duobao to bring people over.Chi Huo clapped his hands, took away a pile of melon and fruit peels on the table, and sat upright.Tong Tian removed the mirror, straightened his posture, and waited happily for his disciple.
After a while, Duobao came back with the winner.The other party knows etiquette very well, claiming to be Jinling, admiring Sanqing and wanting to learn art from a teacher, and then shouted Madam Chi Huo to be well.The above four people are very satisfied.
Tong Tian said, "I want to accept you as an apprentice, are you willing?"
Jin Ling was overjoyed, "I am willing."
After finishing speaking, he performed the apprenticeship ceremony on the spot and passed tea, which made everyone envious.
Chi Huo saw that Tongtian had given him a magic weapon, thought for a while and smiled, "You won No.1, so you have a prize."
As soon as Jin Ling heard this, she dared not dare, Chi Huo gave her a salt-baked chicken, and winked at her, "Good luck, I will eat chicken tonight."
The last time I celebrated Nuwa's sanctification in the Heavenly Court, Chi Huo's craftsmanship was widely spread, and many monks wanted to try Chi Huo's craftsmanship.But who is behind Chi Huo, Zixiao Palace, who dares to run in front of Chi Huo and ask for food.Now that Jin Ling got the salt-baked chicken, the people behind her were no longer envious, but naked | jealous.Later, because of the No. 1 trial under the Sanqing sect, everyone can get a salt-baked chicken.The old people will congratulate the new disciples.
Good luck, have chicken tonight.
Jin Ling took the salt-baked chicken, but a rabbit popped out of his sleeve.He fell to the ground and rolled a few times, turned into a human form and knelt on the ground trembling, not daring to say anything.Jin Ling had an embarrassed expression, "He's my teammate."
After watching the whole process, Sanqing clearly understands the ins and outs. It is not so much about teammates as about the relationship between dominance and obedience.As soon as Dingguang came, Jin Ling caught him and threatened him to do this or that. Jin Ling used him as a bait and killed many opponents.Dingguang got a blessing in disguise and got second place.
Tongtian saw that Dingguang had a pair of fluffy rabbit ears, which reminded him of the first time he saw Duobao, and waved his hand, "Let's take it under the door together."
Two death eyes shot from behind, and Tong Tian coughed dryly, "Be a registered disciple."
Chi Huo took advantage of the situation and said, "I'll give you a copy too."
She saw Dingguang when she came to Penglai, and when she met again, she felt that the two were destined.Find something to eat and ask Duobao to give it to Dingguang.
Duobao was unhappy with Dingguang, and thought that Dingguang would be out of the game long ago.Unexpectedly, she hugged Jin Ling's thigh and appeared in front of the Venerable as a second child.He wished he could throw the two rabbit ears out, and his face became more amiable, "Junior brother, take it well."
Dingguang was naturally timid and sensitive, he was kicked off by Duobao, and his waist still hurts to this day, and he has lingering fears for Duobao.Meeting Duobao, Dingguang wished he could hide immediately.But Sanqing couldn't tolerate him acting wild in front of him, so he had to take the things tremblingly, looked down and almost fainted, oh my god, it's his own clan.
Chi Huo felt deeply sorry, she didn't pay attention when touching it just now, and only after sending it out did she find out that it was a braised rabbit head.Embarrassed, he said, "Let me change it for you."
Duobao laughed and talked, with his back to Sanqing and his eyes full of murderous intent, he told Dingguang clearly.
If you dare to change, I will kill you.
Jin Ling sees the nose and the heart, Duobao is her senior brother, and Dingguang is a registered disciple.If you are smarter, you will know that you should stand on Duobao's side, and there is no need to offend the elder brother and the four big brothers above because of a little food.
Dingguang shook his head with tears in his eyes, "No, no. I also eat meat occasionally."
Chi Huo felt that this kid was quite good, so he could call him over for dinner next time.
The first meeting of accepting disciples came to an end, and Chi Huo led Kong Xuan back.On the way, I chatted with Kong Xuan, "Do you want to consider worshiping under the Sanqing sect?"
Kong Xuan wondered, "I have my own cultivation skills and supernatural powers. Why should I be someone else's disciple?"
Chi Huo naturally wouldn't say that you will be taken away by Zhunti in the future, and you will end up with the three thousand disciples of Jiejiao.He just laughed and said, "I thought you and Tongtian would see each other."
Kong Xuan stayed in Zixiao Palace these years, learned a lot about Tongtian, knew Tongtian's personality, and felt that Tongtian was not as good as Hongjun, "Frivolous in things, unstable in mind, what qualifications do you have to be my master."
Pan Gu, the great god of Yuanshen, is amazing. He is also the prince of the Feng clan.
Chi Huo recommended another person, "Where's Yuan Shi?"
Kong Xuan sneered and made no statement.
After confirming that Kong Xuan and Sanqing were not destined, Chi Huo lost his mind on what to do when he returned to Yingzhou, and occasionally went to Penglai to visit, watched the live broadcast and kneaded melon seeds, and lived a very comfortable life.
Do not know what is the reasons of that.After the first trial, when Sanqing accepted apprentices again, more people came than last time, and a few of them saw Chi Huo and vowed to get the first place.
It made Chi Huo think that they were here to eat, not to learn from the teacher.
When the number of apprentices gradually increased, Tongtian quarreled with Yuanshi again, and went to Yingzhou to complain to Chihuo, saying that Yuanshi disliked his disciples for being low-footed, ignorant of etiquette, and unruly.
Chi Huo had already had a countermeasure, and replied directly: The apprentice is so skinny or he doesn't have enough homework.Consider "May [-]" and "Tianli", add a few more courses, and try to make them feel the deep love of Master.
So the disciples of Jujiao, who were still dancing in Penglai, discovered that their leader recently loved giving lectures, assigning homework after class, and doing practical activities on rest days.It made them miserable, and Jin Ling couldn't bear to complain to Duobao.Duobao raised his eyelids lightly, "A few copies of "May Three" can't solve it, waste!"
Jin Ling: ...
A few days later, Jiejiao disciples who were struggling to copy their homework in the classroom found their senior brother Duobao standing on the podium.
"Today we're going to talk about building a cave. As we all know, a cave is the second face of a monk. The quality of a cave determines your sexual happiness for the rest of your life..."
For the first time, Jin Ling had the idea of apostasy.
Under Tongtian and Duobao's high-handed policies, the cultivation of these Jiejiao disciples has soared, and their Taoism has advanced thousands of miles.I often don't see each other for ten days and half a month, and my cultivation base has increased again.
So the disciples of Chanjiao found that recently, the disciples of Intercepting Jiaojiao stopped making trouble with them, and often came and went in a hurry with their books in their hands, not knowing what they were doing.The most important point is that the cultivation base of Jiejiao disciples has reached a higher level as a whole, and they can crush them.Explain and teach the disciples to see how amazing this is.Quickly and secretly went to the Jiejiao site for a stroll, and found that all the students of the Jiejiao are diligent and love to learn, and work hard.All of a sudden, their self-esteem was aroused, and several personal disciples together wanted Yuan Shi to give them lectures.
Yuan Shi was still very strange when he heard it, he didn't understand how these disciples suddenly changed their sex.After questioning, they learned that Tongtian was teaching them, Yuan Shi was angry and funny, and taught them a few lessons.
The news of Chanjiao was discovered by Jiejiao, and the disciples of Jiejiao secretly discussed it. They felt that Chanjiao was shameless and even learned from us.Can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it.We must not lose them!
Ever since, Tongtian found that the disciples in class were very serious recently, which gave him great satisfaction.The teaching is more attentive, and the homework is assigned more.
The secret competition between intercepting teaching and explaining teaching made the whole Penglai academic atmosphere very strong. In this academic atmosphere, Xuandu, who was wandering around all day, was caught by Lao Tzu and gave one-on-one lectures.
Xuandu: Master, I don't fight with others QAQ
Chi Huo, who came over to be a guest, took a look and suggested to Tongtian full of malice that there should be a monthly exam, a midterm exam, a final exam, or a test paper with Yuan Shi, so that he can compare the level of the students of the two religions, and then make a ranking at the end. A comparison of high and low.Prizes for the top three.
Tong Tian thought it was good when he heard it, but worried that his disciples would fight.Chi Huo then said, "If you want to fight, throw it into the trial formation and fight."
In PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, it doesn’t matter whether you cut or elucidate the teaching. The trust between people is so fragile. If you still intercept and elucidate the teaching, the friendship between the same students will be reversed, and they will go all out for the chicken.
In this kind of situation where Wen Dou looks at exams and Wu Dou comes to eat chicken, the relationship between teaching and teaching is developing in a strange direction.The specific manifestation is that they are not pleasing to each other in the examination room, and there is a strong friendship when eating chicken.
In the end, some Jiejiao disciples and Chanjiao disciples saw each other right, crying and calling for Tongtian and Yuanshi to be matchmakers for them.
When Chi Huo found out, he sighed quietly, love always comes unexpectedly.
It is rare that there is a happy event on Penglai Island, and Tongtian invites Chi Huo to watch the ceremony.For this reason, Chi Huo prepared a generous gift, and took Kong Xuan and Yi Ya to go with him.
After arriving, Chi Huo asked Yi Ya to communicate with the disciples of the two religions to increase their relationship, and he and Kong Xuan went to find Sanqing.
Seeing Chi Huo leaving, the disciples of Jiejiao asked Yi Ya with a smile what he usually practiced and if he was interested in sharing ideas.
It was the first time Yi Ya saw so many people, he couldn't help feeling a little nervous, and said honestly, "I usually listen to Master's preaching, but I'm not good at fighting. Mostly I communicate with Master and cook."
The disciple's eyes lit up instantly.
When I arrived at the main hall, I saw Fuxi here.Chi Huo's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and he turned around and wanted to leave, but Fuxi turned around and smiled at Chi Huo, "I am the Demon Emperor, and I invite fellow Daoist Chi Huo to meet in heaven."
Di Jun is married, will he be far from Lu Ya?
Chi Huo said dryly, "Watching the sky last night, I had a feeling in my heart, and decided to retreat for a hundred years."
Fuxi showed a sad face, "Before I came, Donghuang told me to invite Fellow Daoist Chihuo here. After seeing it today, I'm afraid I will fail. Don't worry, Fellow Daoist Chihuo, I will explain the situation to Donghuang. Solve the situation with Fellow Daoist Chihuo." worries about the future."
From what Chi Huo heard, it was, Fellow Daoist, let me go, or you will be able to see Donghuang Taiyi tomorrow morning.
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Forum: Passing through the main hall today, I saw Senior Brother Duobao teaching Brother Dingguang how to make magic weapons. I feel so loving~
1L: ...you come downstairs
2L: Brother, I won’t come
3L: Brother Six said it can be solved
4L: Call Sixth Brother 666
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6L: As the sixth brother, I have to tell the host with great pain that Brother Dingguang has been 'loved' by Brother Duobao for thousands of years, and the relationship between them can be expressed in one sentence.Dingguang, I can't spare you even if I go back to Yingzhou!
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Patriarch Styx felt a little better seeing that this guy hadn't left yet.But the general mentality is still, the shameless western duo, rob my heir, destroy my sea of blood, I will fight with you!
The Patriarch Styx, who had never fought before, was very sad.
At this time, Patriarch Styx was in the trough period of his life, the primordial purple energy was gone, and the Asura clan was gone, Patriarch Styx felt very cool.
Feibai stood up at this moment. He presented Yuantu in front of the ancestor Minghe, and smiled weakly, "It's always useful."
Patriarch Minghe was very moved, he had misread Feibai, how could he kill Feibai if he was so good.He took Fei Bai's hand and said, "You are the best."
Not for nothing.
Many people knew about the great achievements of the Western duo after they formed the Holy Spirit, and everyone scoffed at them.Gong Gong of the Wu nationality said, "This West is really shameless, bullying others because of its own sanctification."
The other ancestral witches nodded again, unanimously cast aside the western duo, and felt a little bit of sympathy for Patriarch Styx.And because of this, they went to the underworld to be extra polite to Patriarch Styx and became Honghuang's best neighbors.
I will not mention this for later, when Yaozu learned that the two in the west formed a saint, the boss Di Jun calculated and understood the ins and outs of the whole thing, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.
It seems that this Western duo is going to fight the Patriarch Styx forever.
However, because this pair has no hatred or grudge against the witch clan, and they don't like to deal with the monster clan.After the gossip, Dijun didn't push it any further, but started to brainwash Donghuang Taiyi.
For example, how is Chang Xi? Have you chatted with Chang Xi today? Chang Xi is living comfortably in the Heavenly Court, whether he is having fun or not.
The mother asked her son's attitude after returning from a blind date.
Donghuang Taiyi was depressed, and Di Jun asked ten questions before answering one.Lovesickness looks terminally ill.As a result, Emperor Jun couldn't help but start a conspiracy theory, guessing whether it was a beauty trick used by Daozu to deliberately weaken the fighting power of the monster clan and support the witch clan.
Thinking of this, Dijun was full of fighting spirit, so he called Kunpeng and the two to discuss how to play tricks on the Wu Clan.
Chi Huo didn't know that she was about to become a demon concubine with Di Jun.She squatted obediently in Yingzhou, waiting for Penglai's reply.
After a while, Daotong came to visit and brought Lao Tzu's message, "Master invites Mistress Chi Huo to come to Penglai to discuss eating chicken."
Chi Huo thought for a while, guessing that I didn't understand the rules of the game, and asked her to help.Of course, it is also possible that they are bothered by persuasion and plan to apply for foreign aid.
Since Penglai is not far from Yingzhou, Chi Huo thought about it and set off with Kong Xuan.
When I arrived in Penglai, I saw a large group of monks squatting there, asking and answering, it was very lively, and some of them set up stalls there to sell spiritual herbs, just like a vegetable market.Seeing this, Chi Huo thought to himself, fortunately Sanqing would be in a cold war, otherwise Yuan Shi didn't know how angry he would be when he saw that his house had become a vegetable market.
Seeing that it was Chi Huo from Zixiao Palace who came, everyone stood up and saluted Chi Huo. Many of them were incarnations of monster races. Huo stared at one of them, and finally couldn't help it, and hurried away.
The man didn't know why Chi Huo was staring at him, but he was nervous and happy when Chi Huo took a fancy to him.
Others reminded him, "Dingguang, the ears are exposed."
After entering Biyou Palace, Daotong waited for a long time, and was very happy to see Chi Huo, "Miss Chi Huo, you are finally here. Last night, Master Yuanshi and Master Tongtian quarreled again."
Chi Huo's brain twitched, "Fighting on the bed?"
Dao Tong didn't know what was going on in Chi Huo's mind, so he subconsciously replied, "No, it was arguing in my master's room."
Chi Huo hurriedly put away the messy things, feeling sympathetic, quarreled and quarreled, ran to Lao Tzu's room and quarreled too much.
If you don't sleep, others have to sleep.
So when he saw Lao Tzu, Chi Huo expressed deep sympathy for this hard-working elder brother, "I'm tired."
I took a sip of the tea and sighed deeply.
There are two problems, brother, he is really worried.
After a few polite words between the two, they quickly got to the point, and I asked, "What do you mean by this chicken-eating game?"
Chi Huo said, "It is to put a group of people in a circle and kill each other, ah no, compete with each other, and whoever survives in the end wins."
Lao Tzu stared at the pool fire for a while, and sighed, "Zhunti's loss is not unjust."
A good apprenticeship trial can turn into a massacre, and when it's really scheming people, nothing can be done.
Chihuo's black line, "Phantom trials will not kill people."
It's really dead, whoever dares to come to Penglai, Sanqing's signboard will be down.
Chi Huo explained, "Tongtian recruits disciples without discrimination, and it is easy to mix good and bad. It is not a good thing for Tongtian; Yuanshi recruits disciples harshly, requiring background and footwork. Although it can guarantee the quality of disciples, it cannot be sure of character. Now Penglai is gathering outside With so many monks, it’s definitely too late to interview each one, so it’s better to choose one out of ten thousand first, this will not only appease Tong Tian and Yuan Shi’s emotions, but also give the monks an explanation.”
After thinking for a long time, Lao Tzu said, "Yes."
Hearing that there was a play in the pool, he continued to fight, "I can't do this trial formation alone, I need Tongtian to help, Yuanshi over there..."
Lao Tzu is very face-saving, "I'll do it."
The two hit it off immediately and walked separately, Lao Tzu went to talk to Yuan Shi, and Chi Huo went to chat with Tong Tian.
In addition, when the monks outside Penglai saw Chihuo go in, they didn't see Sanqing for half a month. Some people were impatient, "Whether the Sanqing will accept disciples or not, or I will leave."
The person next to him persuaded, "Wait a little longer, wait a little longer."
So I waited outside Penglai for another half a year. I had no food or drink for half a year, and I hadn't sheltered from the rain. It was more difficult than practicing.Those who rely on their own cultivation level can't be persuaded by their temper, and they leave completely. The rest of the cultivation level are still shallow and hope to try their luck, and some really want to worship Sanqing as their teacher.After three years like this, there was finally movement in Biyou Palace.Said that if you want to be a teacher, you can, you have to pass the trial first.
Some people felt dissatisfied when they heard that they needed more trials, and flung their sleeves away.Those who didn't leave followed Daotong into the main hall, one by one raised their necks and looked up at Sanqing above. Seeing Sanqing's true face, they were taken aback, oh, so they look like this.
A face-to-face Taoist stood beside Sanqing, seeing the commotion below, his face turned cold, and he let out a coercive voice, "Quiet."
Everyone was taken aback by the coercion of the Taoist, secretly wondering who this is, with such a high level of cultivation.Seeing him standing on the edge of Tongtian, he couldn't help guessing.
The Taoist ignored the exploring sight below, his eyebrows relaxed slightly, and he said loudly, "This trial only takes one person."
This is the result of discussion between Chi Huo and Sanqing. For the first time to accept a disciple, you can't just accept a named disciple and just settle down. It would be embarrassing if it spread.It's better to take advantage of the large number of people now to announce the news to let outsiders know that Sanqing accepts disciples very harshly and strictly, and it's not just a cat or a dog.
At the same time, it was also Yuanshi's mind, wanting to put an end to Tongtian's disorderly acceptance of disciples.Tong Tian hummed on the surface, but thought in his heart, it's another story for being cute.
Everyone was chattering again, almost turning the palace upside down.Yuan Shi's face was uneasy, and he let out a little coercion, and everyone immediately quieted down.
"Those who refuse to accept can leave now without hindrance."
According to Yuan Shi's thinking, none of these people is desirable, and he wished they could all get out.
With Yuanshi's face of driving away tourists, most of the people are missing.After the Taoist confirmed that the rest of the players would participate, he explained the rules of the game in detail and pointed out that cheating is not allowed.
The brave one asked, "What if I cheated?"
The Taoist swept his sword eyebrows, and sneered, "I admire your courage to cheat under the eyes of a saint."
The man was suddenly as quiet as a chicken.
Everyone nodded like a pounding garlic, expressing that they absolutely dare not.
After speaking the rules, the Taoist waved his long sleeves and led everyone out of the hall.When everyone reacted again, they were already soaring above the clouds, and looked down. This illusion was so hard to tell whether it was real or not, it made people feel like they were actually there.The Taoist reminded, "You can land at any time, don't force it."
The daring ones went down first, and left one after another soon after. At the end, everyone was gone, and there was only one person left on the cloud.
The Taoist urged him, "Why don't you leave?"
The man looked young, with two long ears hanging down, a small waist drawn out by snow-white silk, tears hanging on his palm-sized face, and looking at the Taoist with red eyes, his expression was even pitiful. "I, I'm afraid of heights."
The Taoist smiled coldly in his heart, with a soft face, and comforted him, "I'll teach you, you won't be afraid if you close your eyes."
The young man was very obedient, he closed his eyes ignorantly, and asked obediently, "And then?"
The Taoist kicked him away.
He didn't forget that Chi Huo stared at the little brat for a long time before he came over.
A coquettish slut who seduces his venerable under the guise of being a teacher.
Smelly shameless thing!
After sending all the people away, Duobao returned to the main hall, where a large mirror had already been erected, clearly playing the scene in the trial formation.Tong Tian watched with enthusiasm, and even commented with Chi Huo, and what he said made sense.Although Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi didn't speak, they were all focused on the mirror. It would be a lie to say they were not interested.
A picture of eating, drinking and having fun.
Duobao twitched the corners of his mouth, and reported the situation truthfully, "Return to Master, everyone has been put down."
Chi Huo liked this Taoist very much when he saw his gentle and courteous appearance. "Tongtian, where did you accept your apprentice?"
Tong Tian wondered, "What a treasure you have received."
Chi Huo almost spit out a mouthful of tea, Duobao, who are you kidding?Her Duobao is a soft and cute loli.
I don't want Duobao to come to Chi Huo, feeling wronged, "Your Honor, don't you recognize me?"
Facing a big man who was nearly two meters tall, Chi Huo wiped off his cold sweat and said with a dry smile, "I recognize it."
Duobao smiled gently, and sat down next to the pool fire, completely ignoring Tongtian.Show courteousness to Chi Huo, "I'll peel what you want to eat, my lord."
The future Daoist Duobao is still turning his elbows outward today.
Under the auspices of Chi Huo, Sanqing's first apprenticeship was in full swing.The specific situation is that everyone is fighting each other in the trial formation, betraying teammates, and fighting to the death.Sanqing is eating and drinking outside, watching the whole process, you deserve to have the high-definition live broadcast.
At first, Yuanshi despised the depraved behavior of Tongtian and Chihuo, but later he couldn't help it, ate fried chicken nuggets while watching, and discussed with Lao Tzu which one would win.
"This one is not bad."
As a result, he was headshot in the next second.
Tong Tian smiled and said, "Second brother has poor eyesight."
Yuan Shi couldn't hold back his face, and refused to talk to Tong Tian.Continue to discuss candidates with Lao Tzu, whoever he likes, the other party will be headshot within three seconds.Afterwards, Chi Huo was puzzled.
Does Yuanshi Tianzun have his own rebellious spirit, saying that one will die and the other will die.
This prehistoric version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds ended under Yuan Shi's black face.The final winner is a Miaoman woman, who took advantage of Duobao to bring people over.Chi Huo clapped his hands, took away a pile of melon and fruit peels on the table, and sat upright.Tong Tian removed the mirror, straightened his posture, and waited happily for his disciple.
After a while, Duobao came back with the winner.The other party knows etiquette very well, claiming to be Jinling, admiring Sanqing and wanting to learn art from a teacher, and then shouted Madam Chi Huo to be well.The above four people are very satisfied.
Tong Tian said, "I want to accept you as an apprentice, are you willing?"
Jin Ling was overjoyed, "I am willing."
After finishing speaking, he performed the apprenticeship ceremony on the spot and passed tea, which made everyone envious.
Chi Huo saw that Tongtian had given him a magic weapon, thought for a while and smiled, "You won No.1, so you have a prize."
As soon as Jin Ling heard this, she dared not dare, Chi Huo gave her a salt-baked chicken, and winked at her, "Good luck, I will eat chicken tonight."
The last time I celebrated Nuwa's sanctification in the Heavenly Court, Chi Huo's craftsmanship was widely spread, and many monks wanted to try Chi Huo's craftsmanship.But who is behind Chi Huo, Zixiao Palace, who dares to run in front of Chi Huo and ask for food.Now that Jin Ling got the salt-baked chicken, the people behind her were no longer envious, but naked | jealous.Later, because of the No. 1 trial under the Sanqing sect, everyone can get a salt-baked chicken.The old people will congratulate the new disciples.
Good luck, have chicken tonight.
Jin Ling took the salt-baked chicken, but a rabbit popped out of his sleeve.He fell to the ground and rolled a few times, turned into a human form and knelt on the ground trembling, not daring to say anything.Jin Ling had an embarrassed expression, "He's my teammate."
After watching the whole process, Sanqing clearly understands the ins and outs. It is not so much about teammates as about the relationship between dominance and obedience.As soon as Dingguang came, Jin Ling caught him and threatened him to do this or that. Jin Ling used him as a bait and killed many opponents.Dingguang got a blessing in disguise and got second place.
Tongtian saw that Dingguang had a pair of fluffy rabbit ears, which reminded him of the first time he saw Duobao, and waved his hand, "Let's take it under the door together."
Two death eyes shot from behind, and Tong Tian coughed dryly, "Be a registered disciple."
Chi Huo took advantage of the situation and said, "I'll give you a copy too."
She saw Dingguang when she came to Penglai, and when she met again, she felt that the two were destined.Find something to eat and ask Duobao to give it to Dingguang.
Duobao was unhappy with Dingguang, and thought that Dingguang would be out of the game long ago.Unexpectedly, she hugged Jin Ling's thigh and appeared in front of the Venerable as a second child.He wished he could throw the two rabbit ears out, and his face became more amiable, "Junior brother, take it well."
Dingguang was naturally timid and sensitive, he was kicked off by Duobao, and his waist still hurts to this day, and he has lingering fears for Duobao.Meeting Duobao, Dingguang wished he could hide immediately.But Sanqing couldn't tolerate him acting wild in front of him, so he had to take the things tremblingly, looked down and almost fainted, oh my god, it's his own clan.
Chi Huo felt deeply sorry, she didn't pay attention when touching it just now, and only after sending it out did she find out that it was a braised rabbit head.Embarrassed, he said, "Let me change it for you."
Duobao laughed and talked, with his back to Sanqing and his eyes full of murderous intent, he told Dingguang clearly.
If you dare to change, I will kill you.
Jin Ling sees the nose and the heart, Duobao is her senior brother, and Dingguang is a registered disciple.If you are smarter, you will know that you should stand on Duobao's side, and there is no need to offend the elder brother and the four big brothers above because of a little food.
Dingguang shook his head with tears in his eyes, "No, no. I also eat meat occasionally."
Chi Huo felt that this kid was quite good, so he could call him over for dinner next time.
The first meeting of accepting disciples came to an end, and Chi Huo led Kong Xuan back.On the way, I chatted with Kong Xuan, "Do you want to consider worshiping under the Sanqing sect?"
Kong Xuan wondered, "I have my own cultivation skills and supernatural powers. Why should I be someone else's disciple?"
Chi Huo naturally wouldn't say that you will be taken away by Zhunti in the future, and you will end up with the three thousand disciples of Jiejiao.He just laughed and said, "I thought you and Tongtian would see each other."
Kong Xuan stayed in Zixiao Palace these years, learned a lot about Tongtian, knew Tongtian's personality, and felt that Tongtian was not as good as Hongjun, "Frivolous in things, unstable in mind, what qualifications do you have to be my master."
Pan Gu, the great god of Yuanshen, is amazing. He is also the prince of the Feng clan.
Chi Huo recommended another person, "Where's Yuan Shi?"
Kong Xuan sneered and made no statement.
After confirming that Kong Xuan and Sanqing were not destined, Chi Huo lost his mind on what to do when he returned to Yingzhou, and occasionally went to Penglai to visit, watched the live broadcast and kneaded melon seeds, and lived a very comfortable life.
Do not know what is the reasons of that.After the first trial, when Sanqing accepted apprentices again, more people came than last time, and a few of them saw Chi Huo and vowed to get the first place.
It made Chi Huo think that they were here to eat, not to learn from the teacher.
When the number of apprentices gradually increased, Tongtian quarreled with Yuanshi again, and went to Yingzhou to complain to Chihuo, saying that Yuanshi disliked his disciples for being low-footed, ignorant of etiquette, and unruly.
Chi Huo had already had a countermeasure, and replied directly: The apprentice is so skinny or he doesn't have enough homework.Consider "May [-]" and "Tianli", add a few more courses, and try to make them feel the deep love of Master.
So the disciples of Jujiao, who were still dancing in Penglai, discovered that their leader recently loved giving lectures, assigning homework after class, and doing practical activities on rest days.It made them miserable, and Jin Ling couldn't bear to complain to Duobao.Duobao raised his eyelids lightly, "A few copies of "May Three" can't solve it, waste!"
Jin Ling: ...
A few days later, Jiejiao disciples who were struggling to copy their homework in the classroom found their senior brother Duobao standing on the podium.
"Today we're going to talk about building a cave. As we all know, a cave is the second face of a monk. The quality of a cave determines your sexual happiness for the rest of your life..."
For the first time, Jin Ling had the idea of apostasy.
Under Tongtian and Duobao's high-handed policies, the cultivation of these Jiejiao disciples has soared, and their Taoism has advanced thousands of miles.I often don't see each other for ten days and half a month, and my cultivation base has increased again.
So the disciples of Chanjiao found that recently, the disciples of Intercepting Jiaojiao stopped making trouble with them, and often came and went in a hurry with their books in their hands, not knowing what they were doing.The most important point is that the cultivation base of Jiejiao disciples has reached a higher level as a whole, and they can crush them.Explain and teach the disciples to see how amazing this is.Quickly and secretly went to the Jiejiao site for a stroll, and found that all the students of the Jiejiao are diligent and love to learn, and work hard.All of a sudden, their self-esteem was aroused, and several personal disciples together wanted Yuan Shi to give them lectures.
Yuan Shi was still very strange when he heard it, he didn't understand how these disciples suddenly changed their sex.After questioning, they learned that Tongtian was teaching them, Yuan Shi was angry and funny, and taught them a few lessons.
The news of Chanjiao was discovered by Jiejiao, and the disciples of Jiejiao secretly discussed it. They felt that Chanjiao was shameless and even learned from us.Can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it.We must not lose them!
Ever since, Tongtian found that the disciples in class were very serious recently, which gave him great satisfaction.The teaching is more attentive, and the homework is assigned more.
The secret competition between intercepting teaching and explaining teaching made the whole Penglai academic atmosphere very strong. In this academic atmosphere, Xuandu, who was wandering around all day, was caught by Lao Tzu and gave one-on-one lectures.
Xuandu: Master, I don't fight with others QAQ
Chi Huo, who came over to be a guest, took a look and suggested to Tongtian full of malice that there should be a monthly exam, a midterm exam, a final exam, or a test paper with Yuan Shi, so that he can compare the level of the students of the two religions, and then make a ranking at the end. A comparison of high and low.Prizes for the top three.
Tong Tian thought it was good when he heard it, but worried that his disciples would fight.Chi Huo then said, "If you want to fight, throw it into the trial formation and fight."
In PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, it doesn’t matter whether you cut or elucidate the teaching. The trust between people is so fragile. If you still intercept and elucidate the teaching, the friendship between the same students will be reversed, and they will go all out for the chicken.
In this kind of situation where Wen Dou looks at exams and Wu Dou comes to eat chicken, the relationship between teaching and teaching is developing in a strange direction.The specific manifestation is that they are not pleasing to each other in the examination room, and there is a strong friendship when eating chicken.
In the end, some Jiejiao disciples and Chanjiao disciples saw each other right, crying and calling for Tongtian and Yuanshi to be matchmakers for them.
When Chi Huo found out, he sighed quietly, love always comes unexpectedly.
It is rare that there is a happy event on Penglai Island, and Tongtian invites Chi Huo to watch the ceremony.For this reason, Chi Huo prepared a generous gift, and took Kong Xuan and Yi Ya to go with him.
After arriving, Chi Huo asked Yi Ya to communicate with the disciples of the two religions to increase their relationship, and he and Kong Xuan went to find Sanqing.
Seeing Chi Huo leaving, the disciples of Jiejiao asked Yi Ya with a smile what he usually practiced and if he was interested in sharing ideas.
It was the first time Yi Ya saw so many people, he couldn't help feeling a little nervous, and said honestly, "I usually listen to Master's preaching, but I'm not good at fighting. Mostly I communicate with Master and cook."
The disciple's eyes lit up instantly.
When I arrived at the main hall, I saw Fuxi here.Chi Huo's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and he turned around and wanted to leave, but Fuxi turned around and smiled at Chi Huo, "I am the Demon Emperor, and I invite fellow Daoist Chi Huo to meet in heaven."
Di Jun is married, will he be far from Lu Ya?
Chi Huo said dryly, "Watching the sky last night, I had a feeling in my heart, and decided to retreat for a hundred years."
Fuxi showed a sad face, "Before I came, Donghuang told me to invite Fellow Daoist Chihuo here. After seeing it today, I'm afraid I will fail. Don't worry, Fellow Daoist Chihuo, I will explain the situation to Donghuang. Solve the situation with Fellow Daoist Chihuo." worries about the future."
From what Chi Huo heard, it was, Fellow Daoist, let me go, or you will be able to see Donghuang Taiyi tomorrow morning.
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Forum: Passing through the main hall today, I saw Senior Brother Duobao teaching Brother Dingguang how to make magic weapons. I feel so loving~
1L: ...you come downstairs
2L: Brother, I won’t come
3L: Brother Six said it can be solved
4L: Call Sixth Brother 666
5L: Wait for Sixth Brother
6L: As the sixth brother, I have to tell the host with great pain that Brother Dingguang has been 'loved' by Brother Duobao for thousands of years, and the relationship between them can be expressed in one sentence.Dingguang, I can't spare you even if I go back to Yingzhou!
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