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After the Battle of Zhuolu, Donghuang Taiyi and Di Jun went to Xinghai to look for the lost monster general. The whole journey was boring and speechless. At the beginning, Di Jun would try to toss the Kunpeng, and then the three of them sat on the back of the Kunpeng to fight the landlord. , and occasionally stop to let Kunpeng play a few shots. I have to say that time is the best medicine.

After the last demon general was taken back to the Heavenly Court, Operation Xinghai officially ended.Dijun was conferred the title of Emperor Ziwei, and Donghuang Taiyi was given the title of Emperor Donghua. Correspondingly, in return, Dijun took away Hetu Luoshu, ignored Haotian's pained expression, and led the monster race forever Exit heaven.The moment he left the Heavenly Court, Di Jun had to sigh that the days when the monster race dominated the wilderness are really gone forever.

So think about how to pay utility bills first!

Emperor Jun deeply felt the great changes in the world, and the Yaozu could no longer keep up with the development of the times, so he approached Nvwa and asked Nuwa to help create another space for the Yaozu to support them.

As a result, when they arrived at Wa Palace, they were told that Nu Wa had just woken up.

Di Jun secretly scolded Nu Wa for putting on airs, but still had a gentlemanly smile on his face, indicating that he could wait.

As a result, he and Donghuang Taiyi waited for two full hours, and Nu Wa arrived late.Wearing a pink pajamas, wearing a mask, and several curlers on his head, seeing Di Jun lazily, "Tell me something, I'm very sleepy."

Behind Dijun is his hometown, Sunstar, and in front of him is Nuwa who is going to sleep, which makes Dijun very angry, "Nuwa, it's noon."

How do you sleep, the saint doesn't need to sleep at all!

Nuwa patted the mask, "I hibernate."

Di Jun: ...

The two were led to the side hall, and Nu Wa lay on the sofa and swiped her phone to deal with Di Jun. After listening to Di Jun for a long time, he gave two words, "Yes."

Di Jun really has nothing to do with Nuwa. He used to pretend to be a receptionist, but now he doesn't pretend. Look, he doesn't have the majesty of a saint.

While chatting, Nuwa sat up from the sofa, stared at the phone and cursed, "Don't think you changed your vest, little bitch, I can't recognize you!"

As a master of female music, Nuwa has attracted countless readers since she opened the article. Lin Zida has all kinds of birds, fans pretend to be loyal, and black pretends to be fans. Swipe negative points.

'Primary school student's writing style, the protagonist is mentally handicapped, author, have you graduated from primary school yet? '

Nuwa, who graduated from Zixiao Palace, almost died of anger. If ordinary human Nuwa would have died, but this sunspot is Yuanshi. Nuwa has written Yuanshi as the villain in countless stories. Say hello to your brother with a smile on your face.

Not to mention how heartwarming it is.

Before hibernating, she was defeated by Yuanshi, and Nuwa's mood can be imagined. She glanced at Dijun and Donghuang Taiyi again, and casually sent out, "Okay, come back in half a year."

Before leaving, Nuwa saw that the two bumpkins were still with wide sleeves, and E Guanbo brought them a Taoist boy, saying that it would be convenient for the demon emperor to adapt to life in the world as soon as possible. Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi were very disdainful. In Nuwa's face to accept.As a result, after arriving in the human world, the three views were directly refreshed.

Fuck, is this a human world?

Daotong said that Yuxu Palace is also following the trend, and everyone is very down-to-earth. Thinking about Nuwa, Dijun and Donghuangtai discussed one by one, and decided to go to the countryside to do as the Romans do, and follow in the footsteps of the people.

Then, Dao Tong arranged for them to study.

After nine years of compulsory education, Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi successfully graduated from junior high school, and they are considered reading monsters among the monster clan. Di Jun has seen the big world of the world, especially when he saw that the witch clan in the underworld can do business well. After the human world came, Di Jun couldn't stand it anymore, he expressed that he wanted to grab the business of the Wu people, vigorously develop the Internet industry, and become the boss of the Internet.

Daotong nodded to express his understanding, and then sent Dijun to the boarding high school with an explanation.

Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, the minimum educational level of the witch clan is a master's degree, so please do your best.

Di Jun, who just graduated from junior high school, was silent.

Compared with the easy courses in elementary school and junior high school, the academic pressure of high school made Di Jun breathless. In general, he was at the end of the crane. Whenever Di Jun, a scumbag student, wrote math problems in the dead of night, Di Jun cursed people over and over again. The family has an evil heart, and it is really abnormal to be able to do this to a cub.

Di Jun was determined to become a graduate student, and Dong Huang Taiyi, who was accompanying him as a student, naturally followed behind his brother. On September [-] of that year, when the golden autumn was fragrant, Dong Huang Taiyi held the university admission letter and bid farewell to Di Jun at the school gate. .

"Brother, I'm waiting for you at the university."

Di Jun, who failed in the college entrance examination, shed tears of sadness.

A few years later, Donghuang Taiyi, who graduated first, chose to investigate the enemy's situation in order to wait for Di Jun, who was still studying for a Ph.

Donghuang Taiyi thought it was a breakthrough, asked the game to choose a martial art, and then got out of hand.

Swordsman is really fun.

This day, he hung up the phone in Wanhua Valley, and suddenly dropped a Wanhua Lolita. Donghuang Taiyi didn't take it seriously, and turned around to call Dijun. Why, I didn't find a girlfriend. Lu Ya was living in the undead volcano Very good, when will we go to offer incense to my sister-in-law.

After he finished chatting with Di Jun, he switched back to the game and saw that Loli had died in front of Donghuang Taiyi again.

Donghuang Taiyi, who was mixed up as an old Jianghu, pretended that nothing happened, and went to do the task with the character. A few days later, he was chatting with a few game friends in the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers, and met Loli who fell to death again.

The first time is an accident, the second time is intentional, and the third time is fate.Donghuangtai fell in love with this loli, and vowed to accept her as his apprentice if they met again.

So Donghuang Taiyi ushered in a catastrophe that he will never forget in his life.

Seeing that Donghuang Taiyi was taken aback, my friend ran to hook up with Lolita for a few words, and came to the conclusion that she was either a veteran who hid very deeply, or she was a 24K pure Xiaobai.

Donghuang Taiyi tried to chat with this loli who was probably a novice. After persistent harassment, a word popped out of Loli's head.

'it is good. '

At that moment, Donghuang Taiyi felt that the sky was blue, the grass was green, and the loli was cute.

He has an apprentice!

In the beginning, Donghuang Taiyi didn't pay much attention to it, at most he just checked his apprentice after finishing his daily work, and went to help fight a mob.Because of caring about the movement of the Wu clan, Donghuang Taiyi was often in a state of free-range. The two chatted awkwardly at most, and then went their separate ways.

Until one day a friend sent some pictures to Donghuang Taiyi, cryptically saying, is your apprentice a green tea bitch?

It's good luck to hook up with the big guy Donghuang Taiyi, what's the matter with sworn eachother with Wujun Luohu?

Who is Wujun Luohu, the big boss in the arena, the mad dog of PVP, it's okay to brush up equipment in the dungeon, but when he goes to the wild, he doesn't need oars to row a boat, it all depends on the waves.

The point is, he is rich, very rich, and he is never soft when shooting equipment.

The focus of Donghuang Taiyi is not Wujun Luohu, but the gang that Wujun Luohu treats.

Intercept to teach.

These two words clearly tell you that I am a teacher, if you dare to hit me, you will hack your computer.

Donghuang Taiyi vaguely understood something, and went to ask others about Wujun Luohu's status in the gang.The other party has the same caliber, can't be provoked, can't be provoked, and even the leader can't be provoked.

Dong Huangtai guessed that the person opposite might be Tongtian, but he and Tongtian had nothing to do with each other, they could only be said to be casual acquaintances.Ripe, half-rare; raw, the magic weapon of the town's teaching is called Donghuang Bell.

But your casual acquaintances can't poach my apprentice, Donghuang Taiyi thought to himself, he ran to argue with Wujun Luohu, then the person who will be on Wujun Luohu's account is Duobao, seeing Donghuang Taier coming to harass the venerable again, Without further ado, let's go straight to work.

The killing of Donghuang Taiyi was also very inexplicable. He felt that Tongtian was making trouble for no reason, so he immediately fought back.At the end of the killing, the two of them went to prison together, and they couldn't live in prison.

The two gangsters killed each other, there must be an adulterous affair. After collecting and sorting out by enthusiastic people, a copy of 818 was freshly released on the post bar.The entire post bar exploded, the boss looked real, that Wanhua Lolita was a bitch.

At that time, radish loved to eat rabbits, and strangers chatted in private all day long, and they had all kinds of words. Hongjun had a cold face the whole time, and when he saw Chi Huo laughing to his death, he smiled and said, "It's very funny."

Chi Huo immediately stopped laughing, "Master, I know I was wrong."

Leaving the mouse behind, Hongjun carried Chi Huo into the small black room.

Chihuo: ...

Fortunately, Hongjun came into contact with the game for the first time and found it fresh. After reading it for a long time, he let Chihuo out. Chihuo was afraid that Hongjun would preach to himself again, so he obediently played the game and served Hongjun on the saddle.

For his own personal safety, Chi Huo directly pressed Donghuang Taiyi on the ground and rubbed it, and took Hongjun with him when he was done, leaving behind two words.

waste.

That night, the prison continued to kill.

Chi Huo was imprisoned, and Tong Tian and Yuan Shi were ordered to escort them. They were screenshotted and posted on the Post Bar by those who cared.

A trumpet that was not at the full level was protected by a few acquaintances. Dong Huang Tai was so stupid that she realized it. She counted the female cultivators around Tong Tian, ​​and the hair on her head stood up with excitement.The bird is not a bird Wujun Luohu, went out of the prison to find carrots and rabbits.

What kind of apprentice brother wet help you fight monsters, apprentice brother wet guide you to brush the dungeon, one apprentice brother at a time, Hongjun's expression becomes more and more unpredictable, showing no joy or anger.

Chi Huo immediately shouted to the sky, you are invincible, come to me with a human sword, and beat Donghuang Taiyi, a yellow chicken, so that he couldn't get up.

Donghuang Taiyi became more and more courageous as he became more and more frustrated. He persisted in harassing carrots and eating rabbits. In the end, Chi Huo and Tong Tian were also annoyed. Chi Huo and Hong Jun discussed, "Master, let's have a showdown."

It's not a problem to kill Donghuang Taiyi all day long. She and Tongtian are almost becoming Chunyang's two spare tires and examples of scumbags.

Hongjun asked, "How?"

Chi Huo thought for a while, and decided to give Dong Huangtai a big one.

"A video call?"

Hongjun looked at Chi Huo, the meaning was obvious, Xiao Mian still dared to hook up with Donghuang Taiyi, and he would never be able to use the small black room for the rest of his life.

Chi Huo quickly explained, "Master, I'm not playing this number."

Doesn't Donghuang Taiyi want to become a lover with carrots and rabbits? It's basically okay to meet before making love.

So radish loves to eat rabbits and said to Donghuang Taiyi, '23333, video call. '

Dong Huangtai almost wanted to sing a song, he suppressed his excitement and recovered, rushed into the bathroom to wash himself clean, picked out the best-looking clothes, and when everything was ready, Dong Huangtai shook his hand and nodded. open icon.

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In order to avoid misunderstanding, Lu Ya changed the

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