I cook food in Honghuang

When Yu'er left, Monkey King lost his mind about guarding the peach garden, so he dragged him to his residence and gave him tea and pastries to appease him. Seeing him eating in a gentle manner, Monkey King didn't say a word, thinking of his noisy monkey Sun thought to himself that Xiaochi wouldn't be angry if he came to heaven.

Then I thought, he will resign in a few days, and he will be able to go down soon.

Monkey King was relieved and asked the child, "What's your name?"

Accustomed to Chihuo's cooking, Haotian didn't like mass-produced pastries, so he reluctantly ate one for Monkey King's sake.Sun Wukong questioned, Haotian took the opportunity to put down his food, and took out the script that had been agreed in advance, "My name is Xiaotian."

"Xiaotian." Sun Wukong muttered, "Why is he like Xiaochi?"

Haotian was stiff all over, for fear that Sun Wukong would take off his vest. As the lord of the Heavenly Court, being beaten and scolded by a fairy was enough to lose face.

You said why did he want to be cheap in the first place? It's not good to look for anyone, but he has to look for the disciple of the senior sister.

Monkey King didn't think too much, "Which palace are you from, I'll take you back after eating."

Haotian shook his head, "I can't go back."

This is the truth, heaven is safe, he can't go back to Zixiao Palace with nothing to do, and Hongjun has to ask him if he is short of manpower again, so he must ask you to mention his brother.

Thinking of several saints, Haotian suddenly felt dizzy.

Fearing that Monkey King would send him back to Zixiao Palace, Haotian added, "Master doesn't want me anymore."

Heaven is above, sir, don't blame me!

Sun Wukong felt that this child was very pitiful, he could not go back home, he knew that there were many rules broken in the heavenly court, if you forced him to send him back, he might be beaten severely.

He reached out to touch Haotian's head, and was slapped away by Haotian, "Presumptuous!"

Haotian is small, with a round face, speaks with a straight line, and looks at you with big black and white eyes. There is no majesty but cuteness.Sun Wukong was happy, and the monkey's paw touched Haotian's head several times, scratching Haotian's bun, and then gave up.

"Don't go to Pantaoyuan next time, the fairies there are very fierce, come to me when you're hungry."

Haotian wanted to say that Pantaoyuan didn't have so many rules at all, and that the group of people underneath made their own decisions, but seeing Monkey King's nonchalant expression, Haotian felt a sudden shock, and slowed down the combing of his hair.

This monkey, obviously about to be punished, pretended to be nothing.

Haotian, "You offended the celebrity in front of the Queen Mother, and you will be demoted to the lower world."

Monkey King was in trouble, "What should I do?"

Haotian felt a little more comfortable, thinking to himself that Monkey King was nothing more than that.

Sun Wukong, "I'm gone, where do you go to find food? If you are caught by the fairy girl, your small body can withstand several beatings. Why don't you come down to the realm with me? I don't have many other things in Huaguoshan, only peaches. Don't worry." full."

Haotian hummed, "No."

What Huaguo Mountain is, it's just a broken mountain in the lower realm, what's so good about it.

The two of them were talking in the room, and suddenly there was a commotion outside, Sun Wukong held Haotian down, and went out with the golden cudgel, "Don't run around."

Haotian didn't listen, and as soon as Sun Wukong left, he lay on the door. Seeing a few petty officials surrounded Sun Wukong, bragging about how powerful Bi Mawen was, he winked, saying it was flattery, and the irony was even heavier.Holding the golden cudgel, Monkey King wanted to hit someone several times, but he couldn't bear to speak.

When the group of people left, Monkey King walked in without saying a word, and the golden cudgel hit the ground, opening a big crack.Haotian was taken aback, "They said bad things about you, why didn't you hit them?"

If he hadn't been able to bear it for a long time, he didn't even look at how much he weighed, and dared to run in front of him to challenge him.

Sun Wukong glanced at Haotian, "At first I wanted to fight, but I thought about it later, there are many things in this place, and there are many broken rules. You eat more, it is not enough for my grandson to get it for you."

According to the rules of the heavenly court, if you fight and cause trouble, you will be sent to the heaven prison, waiting for the judgment of the Jade Emperor, and you can't go anywhere during the period.Sun Wukong really beat them, and being taken away is nothing. The reason why he didn't beat them was because he was worried that Haotian, who is a Taoist boy, would have nowhere to go.

Haotian looked at Monkey King, and then at the cakes on the table.Followed by silence.

Silly monkey.

**

After Bai Shui Su Nu stepped back, the two continued to talk, Yao Chi looked serious, "Hao Tian, ​​is he okay..."

After being banned, he was thrown into the Heavenly Court. It was okay to meet an old man, even those with high cultivation could recognize Haotian, but he was afraid that those gods who didn't have long eyes would bully Haotian.

Chi Huo only asked, "Who is responsible for the gods' mistakes?"

Yao Chi's eyebrows were not raised, "It's Xuannv."

In recent years, the Nine Heavens Profound Girl has become less and less fond of walking around the Heavenly Court. The newcomers only know that this Nine Heavens Profound Girl is unkind and cruel, and must be respectful and polite when meeting her.

Nine Heavens Xuannv is also a Jinxian, a person who has experienced the battle of Zhuolu, she is very clear about the relationship with the older generation, and like Chang Xi, she admires Chi Huo's methods very much. She has read Chang Xi's biography of Chi Huo several times , By the way, I also learned about Haotian's family history.

Like Chi Huo, Haotian is a Daoist boy under Taoist Hongjun's seat. In terms of aptitude, they are almost the same.But in terms of means, Haotian was thrown 38 blocks away by Chi Huo.

Haotian was the only Taoist in Zixiao Palace, and he was the invisible leader in Tianting Yaochi. Haotian didn't say anything, and he was his emperor honestly. too much.

Generally speaking, Haotian is timid and dare not cause trouble.But rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry. Haotian has experienced the Lich War, and knows that saints are all ants, so he is very polite to these saints. shelf.

No matter how polite he is, his nose will be pushed on his face by the people below, where will Zixiao Palace's face be put?

Purely from the perspective of cultivation, none of the gods in Tianting can beat Haotian, and it is still possible for Chang Xi to fight with the demon clan.

Then again, the Yaozu group belonged to the remnants of the previous dynasty, and the Battle of Zhuolu was cut off a wave, so they are much more honest.But the monster race is ruthless by nature, and it is common for them to turn their heads and deny people. Nine Heavens Xuannv really chopped up Haotian.

Chi Huo smiled slightly, and a sternness flashed in his eyes, "She dared to hurt Haotian, and Di Jun would no longer exist."

In fact, Haotian was really pushed to Zhanxiantai, and Jiutian Xuannv could not cure Haotian. All the gods under Zhanxiantai showed their true colors, and when Haotian showed his true body, the person who turned back to Zhanxiantai was Jiutian Xuannv.

Chi Huo straightened out the relationship, and Yao Chi frowned slowly after hearing this, "They can't hurt Haotian, will those later gods..."

A fairy doesn't even know Zixiao Palace, but still wants to fight Haotian, the training situation of the heavenly court personnel can be imagined.

Chi Huo, "This is what you have to do."

Chihuo believes that Yaochi knows better than himself how chaotic the relationship in Tianting is. Once it is announced to the outside that Haotian is injured and retreating, the people below will probably not be able to sit still.

Although Yaochi is powerful, but the lord of the heaven is Haotian, Yaochi is at a disadvantage in name.Come to Haotian retreat again, if Yaochi had his arms cut off, it looks much easier to clean up.

As for whether Haotian, who became a Taoist boy, would be bullied by others, that was not in Chi Huo's consideration at all. He used Monkey King as a weapon, and he was very happy to end the scene himself.

Chi Huo saw Yao Chi's elegant and elegant attire, and suggested, "When you turn around, pretend to be pitiful, make up poorly, and let someone help you up, to show that your husband is dead, you are extremely sad in your heart, and you don't care about dressing up."

Yaochi couldn't help but have black lines all over his head, Senior Sister, Haotian was just sealed up, it's not finished.

Talking about the Taoist couple, Yao Chi recalled the previous tea party again, and asked intentionally or unintentionally, "After so many years, doesn't Senior Sister have anyone she likes?"

Regarding the history of Chihuo's relationship, Yi Ya and the others are Chihuo's disciples, so they dare not talk about it, and Sanqing is an old man, and they talk about weird things, as for Nuwa, it's even more embarrassing. The rotten peach blossom of Donghuang Taiyi is Nuwa I gave it away, and after that, when Nuwa saw Chi Huo, she never said anything about her relationship, for fear of giving another flower.

Therefore, the only one who dared to chat with Chi Huo was Yao Chi.

Chi Huo was amused when he heard that, "How do you talk about this?"

People like them who have experienced the catastrophe of heaven and earth and calculated each other with saints have long been indifferent to the matter of love. Love is not as good as the number of days these days.

Aren't Dijun and Xihe in love?The results of it?Di Jun was reincarnated, Xi He fell, and out of ten love crystals between the two died, nine of them died, and the remaining one, Lu Ya, was born rebellious and went against Di Jun exclusively.

Even the Nine Heavens Xuannv, who is interested in Xuanyuan, dare not show her affection. How can the entanglement between the human race and the monster race be resolved with a sentence of true love.She dared to go down to the realm to stay with Xuanyuan, and the Yaozu dared to tear up the Nine Heavens Profound Girl.

Yao Chi stretched out his hand to support Bu Yao, "I just feel that senior sister is living in poverty, and I have Haotian to support each other, senior sister is alone."

Chi Huo was puzzled, "I still have apprentices."

Yi Ya and these bastards ate the inside and outside, and together with Jiejiao and Chanjiao transformed Yingzhou into a university. I don't know how lively Yingzhou is, there are people inside and out.

"Otherwise..." Chi Huo said casually, "I'll go back to Zixiao Palace to accompany the master."

This is it!

Yao Chi's spirit was shaken, and he deliberately changed his seat and sat next to Chi Huo, and took Chi Huo's hand to walk along the route of girlfriends, "Actually, I didn't want to come to Heaven. The Lich War just ended, Heaven is depressed, and there are remnants of the demon clan. Anyone who goes will be angry. Although Empress Nuwa named Haotian as the Emperor of Heaven, she did not count me in. I will come because of Haotian."

Chi Huo nodded, "Very unlucky."

Buy one get one free for the effort of giving a tea, taking over the job of a queen.The former Empress Xi He died tragically first, presumably Yaochi was under a lot of psychological pressure at that time.

Yaochi is speechless, usually see senior sisters talking and laughing with knives hidden in their smiles, but now there is something in the words, why didn't senior sister catch it.

But if she asks the senior sister face to face if you are interested in the master, Yao Chi reckons that the news that the ministers will hear tomorrow is that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are in retreat together.

She could only change the route, and asked more bluntly, "Senior sister can also go to Yuxu Palace for a sit-down. Master Tongtian has a good impression of senior sister."

Chi Huo waved his hand, "It's not that you haven't seen Yuanshi, every time you see Tongtian with me, you have a murderous look on your face, for fear that I will bring his brother into trouble."

Conscience of heaven and earth, the person who can do the most trouble is the leader, okay? Otherwise, how did you get higher and higher academic qualifications? She gave a copy of "May [-]" back then, but in the end, Duobao is almost at the level of a professor character.

"The Eastern Emperor Taiyi..."

Chi Huo despised Yaochi with her eyes, she was crazy, she finally got rid of the relationship with Donghuangtai, and then went to Donghuangtai to talk about the past, she had to marry even if she didn't marry.

The main reason is that the scandal between Donghuang Taiyi and Chi Huo was so rumored that the whole prehistoric people were watching this pair. As a result, when Donghuang Taiyi died and Chi Huo didn't shed a tear, everyone realized that it was impossible.Over the years, Chi Huo has become more low-key, and fewer people know about the past, so the rumors have gradually subsided.

Yaochi laughed dryly, "I heard from Nezha that Daoist Duobao admires Senior Sister very much."

No matter how stupid Chi Huo was, he realized it, and put down his teacup, "Duobao was brought up by me, counting as half my son. Sun Wukong is my grandson, and I protect his shortcomings. Who else do you want to ask?"

Yaochi knew that she couldn't ask any more questions, but she still had a heart for gossip, so she desperately wanted to go back to Zixiao Palace with Haotian to sweep the floor, gritted her teeth and said, "Master."

Chi Huo:?

Yao Chi stared at Chi Huo closely, "I just want to ask my senior sister what she thinks of Master?"

Chi Huo raised his voice subconsciously, "Master is a saint, what can I think about him."

Yao Chi pursued closely, "The Lord Tongtian is also a saint, and the senior sister only regards the Lord Tongtian as a close friend. What about the master, these years, the senior sister often returns to Zixiao Palace. Since the return of the saint, there is no one else in Zixiao Palace except the master. At the beginning of my incarnation, my senior sister wanted to go to the lower realm every day, and refused to stay in Zixiao Palace. Since my senior sister doesn’t like Zixiao Palace, now I go back to the palace frequently. Senior sister, let me ask you, do you like the master?”

Chi Huo stood up suddenly, realizing that he had overreacted, and dared not look at Yaochi directly, "Nonsense, I just went to accompany him because I saw the master was alone and a little pitiful."

In the way of heaven, who dares to pity the master.The senior sister would think this way, is she interested in the master or something, sympathy?Hong Huang's sympathy is the least valuable.

Yao Chi looked at Chi Huo with meaningful eyes, "Senior Sister..."

Chi Huo was startled, and pursed his lips and said, "I know my identity, thank you junior sister for reminding me, I will suppress this idea."

In the prehistoric world, personal relationships are the least valuable.

After saying that, he pulled away and left, no matter how Yao Chi called him, he would not look back.

Seeing that she has changed from a matchmaker to a destroyer of mandarin ducks, Yao Chi wept silently in her heart, she wished that Chi Huo would live in Zixiao Palace for the rest of her life and not come down with the master.

Senior Sister, you really misunderstood.

Looking back on the past, Yao Chi couldn't help sighing, it was the master who was clever enough to take away this humanoid killer.As for whether it is beauty|seduction or force suppression, Yao Chi said, is it very important.

She thought that there was nothing more to say about this matter, so she concentrated on preparing for the Jade Emperor's retreat.On the next day at court, Yao Chi changed from the usual dignified and dignified style, wearing a plain white dress, black hair up, no makeup, tear stains on her face, sobbing, "The Jade Emperor retreats, and I will be in charge of everything in the heavenly court. I'm a married woman who doesn't understand government affairs, but I still hope that all my lovers will help me to tide over the current difficulties."

These years, Yaochi has retreated to the second line, some of the work is handed over to the fairies below, and others are taken over by Haotian. On the surface, it seems that Yaochi doesn't know much about government affairs, and some rumors spread widely, making Yaochi a vexatious little woman in everyone's eyes.

If Yang Jian is not allowed to go to heaven, he feels that Yang Jian's nephew is too capable, and she loses face.There are also rumors that the Jade Emperor is a strict wife, and everyone looks at Yaochi with colored eyes.

A short-sighted, narrow-minded woman is easy to handle.

Seeing Yaochi's gesture, Yaozu felt a lump in his heart, and secretly thought that Yaochi was probably going to do something ruthless.

The Yaozu don’t care about women, they only look at how big your fists are, don’t you see that after Di Jun is gone, they will be headed by Chang Xi, Chang Xi’s ability to become the invisible boss of the Yaozu is not because of her beauty, but because of her cruelty force value.

The Jiejiao and the others looked at each other, and quickly came to a conclusion that no matter whether the Jade Emperor burped or not, they would not wade into this muddy water.

Sanxiu wanted to take advantage of this period of time to work hard and wait for the Jade Emperor to leave customs before being promoted, so as to step on the foot of the Western religion. In the early years, Tianting was established by Haotian and Yaochi together. They recognized Yaochi very much and felt that The queen mother is too hard.

The Western religion and some human races are happy, the Jade Emperor is in retreat, and the Queen Mother is a woman who doesn't understand government affairs, so some positions should be moved.

Under the circumstance that several forces had their own thoughts, the morning court was over, and Yaochi did not leave the Lingxiao Palace after the morning court, pretending to be working hard, before reading a few memorials, the Taishang Laojun came to the door.

Lao Tzu is naturally emotionally indifferent. As Lao Tzu's good corpse, it can be said that he has gathered all the emotions of Lao Tzu. If this is the case, this old gentleman does not have too much expression.

Squatting in the Tushita Palace all year round, never leaving the gate, obsessed with alchemy.This time I personally came to Lingxiao Palace, Yaochi was overwhelmed by the flattery, and came up to greet me personally, "What wind brought Laojun here?"

Taishang Laojun's eyes are kind, looking at Yaochi is like looking at the mentally retarded, full of compassion, "Master wants you to go to Zixiao Palace."

Yaochi's eyes suddenly went dark, is it still too late for her to change with Haotian?

"Old gentleman, look, the Jade Emperor has just retreated, and I won't be able to leave for a while."

Taishang Laojun said quietly, "Madam, don't make Master wait."

Dare to let Daozu's pigeons live impatiently!

In desperation, Yaochi went to Zixiao Palace alone. When kneeling in front of Hongjun, Yaochi was trembling. If in Lingxiao Palace, Yaochi pretended to be pitiful, this would be really pitiful, shaking like dead leaves in the wind, falling to the ground without roots, Alone.

Hongjun didn't speak for a long time, Yao Chi said hello bravely, "Master."

Hongjun's eyes turned to Yaochi, and he looked like a fairy, with an unparalleled appearance, "Chihuo is closed."

Yaochi didn't understand what Hongjun meant, the senior sister went into seclusion, and then what?

Hongjun brushed the crane cloak on his body, and the clothes were flawless. Hongjun didn't know how many needles and threads were used for this crane cloak, and how many formations were drawn into it. "She wants to kill herself."

Let go of your obsessions, cut off your ego, and let go of your emotions and desires.So far, no saint has successfully beheaded the three corpses.If he succeeds, he will be too forgetful from now on, his Taoist heart will be clear and enlightened, and his strength will be close to that of a saint.It is more convenient to comprehend the Dao, the closer you are to the Dao, the less selfish you are, and all subsequent changes will not shake your heart.

Yao Chi said, "Master has always wanted Senior Sister to kill himself, but now Senior Sister has an epiphany and voluntarily cuts herself. This is a good thing."

It's a good thing that Hongjun lowered his eyes and remained silent...

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