I cook food in Honghuang

Since the end of Conferring Gods, Li Jing’s family has gone to Heaven to work for Haotian. At the beginning, everyone thought it was a great honor to work in Heaven. Everyone felt like they had been injected with chicken blood. When they saw Haotian, their voices were floating. .In addition, Yaochi will send some flat peaches and fairy wine from time to time, everyone can't wait to die.

But as the saying goes, don’t turn your hobbies into your work. No matter how much you like doing something, you will feel dry after doing it for thousands of years, let alone something you don’t like.Because of Ao Bing's life as a dragon, Nezha has a lot of work. In addition to training the heavenly soldiers and generals with Li Jing, he is also responsible for the repair of the Zhoutian Star Dou formation. This thing is an ancient formation, and few people understand it. mode of operation.Although Emperor Jun left Hetu Luoshu before he went to Xinghai, if he didn’t understand it, he didn’t understand it. Nezha often went to Guanghan Palace to ask the current Taiyin Xingxingjun. The attitude towards Nezha is also lukewarm, she will answer any questions, and it is impossible for her to teach Nezha.

Nezha’s day-to-day activities are training with Li Jing in the morning, tossing Zhou Tianxingdou in the afternoon, occasionally looking for Chang Xi, and writing exercises in the evening. 360 days a year are working days, and Nezha is so busy vomiting blood.

In contrast, Ao Bing was much more relaxed. He was named Huagai Xingxingjun, and the previous Huagai Xingxingjun was here again, basically nothing happened to Ao Bing.Playing mahjong in the Heavenly Court Doudi all day long, and going down to see his father when he has time, his childhood is so beautiful that it bubbles up.

Nezha hates that.

He was able to come down this time, all because of his wit, he left the work to the two elder brothers, and came down to play with Yang Jian in the name of an exam.

Then, he really stayed in Yingzhou for the exam.

There are eight pages, both front and back pages have questions, the exam time is only half an hour, and the invigilator is San Xiao who cut off the teaching.They stare at each other, fundamentally eliminating the possibility of cheating.

Nezha, who was taken the exam for no reason, was very angry, "Why did you arrest me for the exam!"

He just touched the ear of Chihuo Spirit Beast, and a group of Jiejiao disciples pushed him to the ground, not only the magic weapon, but also sealed his cultivation base.

Nezha, who couldn't pass a single question, slapped the table, "Don't stop teaching too much, my master is the real Taiyi."

Yun Xiao was cool, "I'm so scared."

Still Taiyi Daoist, your master is Guang Chengzi, and you will end up with the same fate. Whose ear do you think you pinched, it would be considered polite not to close the small black room directly.

Ignoring Nezha, who was so angry that he was smoking, Yun Xiao turned his gaze to Yuding, who was looking bitter.

Yu Ding felt that he was wronged, and he did nothing.But he didn't have the guts to challenge San Xiao, it wasn't a two-on-three issue, but a group of Interceptor disciples squatting outside the classroom, each holding a magic weapon.You must know that this group of Jiejiao disciples are very busy, so busy that they have made hundreds of formations, and suffer from no experimental products.

Recalling that the Great Tribulation of the Gods was played by these intercepted disciples, Yuding gritted his teeth and continued to write exercises.

The most unlucky one was Yang Jian. He didn't do anything, he just opened his eyes and brought him directly to take the exam together.

Yang Jian, who barely graduated from high school, is facing great pressure in college physics.

As soon as the time came to the third day, he collected the papers and left, and there were only three people left in the classroom. Nezha tried to save the country with curves, and slipped out to find someone to connect with Tianting. He would rather go back to Tianting to work overtime until the next morning than stay in this ghost place.

Yu Ding moved to Yang Jian's side, put his arms around his apprentice and whispered to his ear, "Yang Jian, tell Master Wei, what did you see?"

Yang Jian's will was depressed, and he was in the sadness of not doing the three big questions. He answered whatever Yu Ding asked, "I saw Master Duobao."

Yuding laughed twice, "What are you talking about?"

How could Uncle Chihuo's spirit beast be Senior Brother Duobao, how could it be...

Yuding's voice gradually faded away, he thought of the rumors about Jiejiao, Duobao's name for Chi Huo, and the incomparably beautiful touch of those beast ears.

The master and the apprentice cried together, Xiaotiangou and Nitianying stared at Hawkeye, not knowing what happened.

Compared with these three, Sun Wukong's treatment is much better.With Chi Huo around, Duo Bao didn't dare to do anything to Monkey King, so he suggested to Chi Huo with a sincere face, "Your Honor, how many juniors do you want to send to Wu Kong to make up lessons?"

Chi Huo squeezed the dough in his hand, and remembered that in the original book, his Brother Monkey was very capable and omnipotent, but he was a little bad, and his combat effectiveness was reduced when he entered the water.

"Who is better at water?"

Duobao picks and chooses in his mind, "How about Junior Sister Guiling?"

Chi Huo laughed happily, "Listen to you."

Duobao nodded obediently, sitting on the chair, with his two short legs dangling in mid-air, adding a few juniors and juniors to Monkey King.

After eating a bowl of dumplings and stuffing another plate of pastries, Chi Huo was willing to let Duobao go.Said that he wanted to make another copy for Sun Wukong, Duobao put his arms around the dim sum and said goodbye sweetly, then turned his head and walked into Biyou Palace dressed in men's clothes, focusing on several juniors and sisters, and glanced at the disciples below with a blank expression, "Listen clearly?" ?”

The Holy Mother of Wudang patted her chest and assured Duobao, "Don't worry, senior brother, I will definitely teach you all I have, and I will never keep it private."

Duobao was satisfied, and continued to return to Chihuo's side to pretend to be pitiful.

Sun Wukong didn't know that he was in great trouble, so he was suddenly taken care of by several seniors, and ran over to chat with Chi Huo, "I've been busy recently, you don't need to deliver food."

Chi Huo was still sewing a tiger skin skirt. It was a rare encounter with Monkey King. He picked up a set of Taoist robes that he had sewn earlier to offer a treasure, "Brother Monkey, don't go, try wearing it, I'll change it if it doesn't fit."

It was the first time he encountered a girl making clothes for himself, Monkey King blushed, and stammered, "This..."

Chi Huo stuffed the clothes into Monkey King's hands, pushed Monkey King into the room, closed the door and went back to the courtyard to continue sewing.Duobao next to him wished he could burn the tiger skin skirt, and smiled coquettishly with Chihuo, "My lord..."

Chi Huo knew what Duobao wanted to say, this guy has three full cabinets of skirts, one set a day and one year a year without repeating the same, "Good boy, don't make trouble."

Duobao: How angry!

Duobao, who was jealous, just asked Sun Wukong alone after class to come to his room after dark, and he was not allowed to tell others.

Sun Wukong was so happy that he wagged his tail straight, and he responded with a gulp. Not only did he reject the Bull Demon's invitation, but he also let Chihuo's pigeons go to knock on Duobao's door in the middle of the night, and then...

He wrote an evening practice.

Sun Wukong didn't feel bitter, on the contrary, he felt that Uncle Duobao treated him differently, so beautiful that he was bubbling.He went to Duobao's room more frequently, and he had no time to pay attention to Chi Huo when he was busy. He asked Chi Huo to shut up in class, and the monkey shadow disappeared after class.At first Chi Huo didn't feel bored, but it was like this for several days later, Chi Huo had nowhere to go, so he had to find Tong Tian to play.

In the past few years, Jiejiao disciples often went to Yingzhou, Tongtian turned a blind eye to this, playing chess with Lao Tzu, dazed together, life is not bad.As a result, some time ago, I led Xuandu back to the Bajing Palace, saying that he was staying for a while and came back from refining a few batches of pills.Tong Tian knew his elder brother's problem with alchemy, he squatted for hundreds of years, he couldn't say anything, he personally sent Lao Tzu out of Penglai, and squatted alone in Biyou Palace to watch his disciples come in and out, it became more and more boring.

Disciples are good, but they can't play together. There is a saint status and the master of a sect. The disciples have a lot of respect for Tongtian. It is impossible to sit down and drink and chat together.

Tong Tian was so idle that he learned how to forge weapons like his elder brother.

When Chi Huo came over, Tong Tian happily threw down the sword embryo, dug a few jars of wine himself, watched Chi Huo go into the kitchen to make appetizers, chatted with each other, "I heard Wudang say that you care about Monkey King very much."

Chi Huo touched the prickly ash and stir-fried it, with his back to Tongtian, the corner of his mouth curved, "It's rare to have a grandson."

Tongtian also has disciples and grandchildren, but not as enthusiastic as Chihuo. The two chatted about Sun Wukong for a while, and then talked about other things. In a hurry, "Let's go after we talk."

It's not that Chi Huo and Tongtian didn't have nothing to talk about, they just looked at Tongtian's appearance and asked tentatively, "Where's Lao Tzu?"

Tong Tian, ​​"Go back to Bajing Palace."

"Are you fighting again?"

Tong Tian shook his head, there was no noise, but the lonely look in his eyes couldn't fool Chi Huo.

Thinking that Tong Tian and Lao Tzu have lived these years together, and that Lao Tzu is a boring gourd, Chi Huo sat down and asked, "You still refuse to forgive your second brother?"

I was not very happy when I mentioned Yuanshi Tongtian, "Why did you mention him?"

Chi Huo made a pot of hot tea, poured a cup and handed it to Tong Tian, ​​and asked Tong Tian about pouring the tea, "How am I treating you?"

Tong Tian blinked, not understanding why Chi Huo asked, "Naturally."

Chi Huo smiled and said, "How long have I known you, you just say I'm good. Yuanshi has been with you for tens of thousands of years, isn't it better than better. Don't be upset, I know what you are angry about. He was the instigator. Yuanshi just did what he thought was right, and he also tasted the bitter fruit. He lived alone in Yuxu Palace for tens of thousands of years, and his disciples all abandoned him, unwilling to stay in Yuxu Palace."

Tong Tian hummed, "Who told him to have a bad temper?"

Chi Huo shook his head, "He is a saint, so he naturally has his dignity. In all fairness, no matter what Yuanshi did, I don't think it's too much. He is a saint, and he has the capital to be willful. Only he won't give in, but he is in your business The top service is soft. Tongtian, it has been a long time since the conferred gods passed."

Tongtian couldn't find a reason for his refusal, and his mouth was stubborn, "I said before, that when students of Chanjiao enter Biyou Palace, they will be killed without mercy."

This kind of thing is not a problem at all in Chi Huo's view, "They can't get through, you just move there."

Tong Tian widened his eyes, "This is fine."

Chi Huo asked back, "Why not? I don't live where I live." She got up and left, leaving Tongtian thinking wildly there. At dawn all night, Tongtian wiped the dew off his shoulders and headed for Kunlun Mountain.

Just one glance, and then leave.

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Yuan Shi: Fighting the Landlords

Lao Tzu: second class first

Tongtian:  …

Thanks to Yanshi Xie Yi, Mo Ying x2, Ri Anyan for their landmines

Thanks Lanqiao Chunxue for the grenade

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